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2012-07-19 09:14:00 PM  
Obama really needs to win in November. I don't like being outraged, much less outraged for four year with the crazy shiat Romney wants to do with the country. Republicans like being outraged all the time, they listen to Rush Limbaugh, after all. Republicans should vote for Obama too.
 
2012-07-19 09:14:55 PM  
No, no, anything but the porn! NOOOOOOO!
 
2012-07-19 09:16:22 PM  
Aaaaaaand he just might have motivated every single college student out there.
 
2012-07-19 09:32:39 PM  
Mormons are so opposed to porn that the state with the highest per-capita rate of downloading porn is.....Utah.

Also, Mormons don't masturbate. Ever. Swear to God.
 
2012-07-19 09:34:59 PM  
So there's no Mormon porn out there? I would think with their penchant for multiple wives and eternal sexual submission that these things would pretty much write themselves.
 
2012-07-19 09:35:16 PM  
Does this mean we get to dig up Edwin Meese and rape him back to death with a giant black dildo?

Sounds fun!
 
2012-07-19 09:37:05 PM  

revrendjim: Also, Mormons don't masturbate. Ever.


They just retroactively ejaculate.
 
2012-07-19 09:42:08 PM  
I dont trust anything that comes from the Romney campaign.

This asshole will tell the person what they want to hear.

Romney could give two shiats about porn. He just wants their votes, just like all the other flip-flopping bullshiat that comes from his mouth.
 
2012-07-19 09:54:38 PM  
Well, there goes San Francisco's votes.

San Francisco, where the "Conservative" running for County Supervisor in 2010 was a pre-op trans-sexual adult bookstore owner.
 
2012-07-19 10:22:42 PM  

miss diminutive: So there's no Mormon porn out there?


I'm off, my lady...
 
2012-07-19 10:36:16 PM  

miss diminutive: So there's no Mormon porn out there? I would think with their penchant for multiple wives and eternal sexual submission that these things would pretty much write themselves.


Is this what you're looking for?(NSFW just to be safe, but it probably isn't)
 
2012-07-19 10:45:08 PM  
Romney just declared war on theimg1.fark.net tag.

This is a battle he cannot win.
 
2012-07-19 10:47:52 PM  
I can't fap to this.
 
2012-07-19 10:57:19 PM  

WI241TH: Is this what you're looking for?(NSFW just to be safe, but it probably isn't)


Those bubbles are extremely obscene, I'll have you know!
 
2012-07-19 10:57:30 PM  

teto85: Well, there goes San Francisco's votes.

San Francisco, where the "Conservative" running for County Supervisor in 2010 was a pre-op trans-sexual adult bookstore owner.


Small business-owner/job creator. I can see it.
 
2012-07-19 11:18:32 PM  

Well, it's been fun, Mittens. Nice knowin' ya.

This little pet cause of yours just cost you the 2012 Presidential election. What are you going to do now?

www.valuewalk.com
I'm goin' to the Tiki Theater with Fred Willard!
 
2012-07-19 11:54:39 PM  
THE FINAL STRAW!
 
2012-07-20 12:12:24 AM  

platedlizard: teto85: Well, there goes San Francisco's votes.

San Francisco, where the "Conservative" running for County Supervisor in 2010 was a pre-op trans-sexual adult bookstore owner.

Small business-owner/job creator. I can see it.


She wanted to give homeless people vouchers instead of housing at the Presidio.
 
2012-07-20 12:22:51 AM  
 
2012-07-20 12:30:32 AM  
I imagine this will be as successful as the war on drugs.
 
2012-07-20 12:39:53 AM  

themindiswatching: Actually, there's a significant number of people who have gotten addicted to Internet porn, and it's mostly because our brains aren't adapted to it. Doesn't mean we should ban it though.


Hell no. If anything, our lack of adaptation means we need more of it.

Of course, then you run the risk of humanity getting bored with porn. And then what happens? What's our next obsession as a species?

Pokemon.
 
2012-07-20 01:02:07 AM  

revrendjim: Mormons are so opposed to porn that the state with the highest per-capita rate of downloading porn is.....Utah.

Also, Mormons don't masturbate. Ever. Swear to God.


They do, but it costs more than it costs Protestants. Plus their magic underwear gets stained.

/with catholics all bets are off
 
2012-07-20 01:05:44 AM  

themindiswatching: Actually, there's a significant number of people who have gotten addicted to Internet porn, and it's mostly because our brains aren't adapted to it. Doesn't mean we should ban it though.


BS. People get "hooked" on internet porn because it's a hell of a lot easier and cheaper than snagging a girlfriend. Now excuse me while I go fap to some internet porn.
 
2012-07-20 01:12:50 AM  
Ha, yet another reason not to vote for him.
 
2012-07-20 01:13:07 AM  
Trueman said convictions for distributing porn that displays group sex, simulated rape, incest, psuedo child porn, violence or unusual fetishes...

So we've established that you despise your own desires, which may or may not involve feet, body waste, or whatever it is you're into. You do have a point about incest, provided that it's real. But, go on -

"unless it's just waist-up nudity of women's breasts it probably can't be found obscene somewhere in the country." Emphasis mine because it was clearly a typo in the article, given that it's the next part of his sentence.

OK, so why are you OK with breasts and not vaginas? What's the farking difference? Who crowned you arbiter of what's too much skin to be shown? Most importantly, do you guys ignore all the gore in daytime reruns of NCIS but don't mention it because they blur out the genitals of the eviscerated bodies in the morgue?
 
2012-07-20 01:18:30 AM  

dopeydwarf: People get "hooked" on internet porn because it's a hell of a lot easier and cheaper than snagging a girlfriend. Now excuse me while I go fap to some internet porn.


TMI: I watch more porn (THAT'S CODE FOR MASTURBATION BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE) when I'm involved with a woman than when I'm not. Not sure how to explain it, but I assume it has something to do with having constant access to arousal, and that arousal doesn't disappear just because she leaves.

It's not the porn. It's me. The porn just happens to be the easiest tool. When I was a kid, I just used my imagination. Still do, in a pinch.
 
2012-07-20 01:21:58 AM  
Yet another batch of hate-filled moralists out to repress in others that which they loathe and must defeat in themselves.
 
2012-07-20 01:23:08 AM  

WI241TH: miss diminutive: So there's no Mormon porn out there? I would think with their penchant for multiple wives and eternal sexual submission that these things would pretty much write themselves.

Is this what you're looking for?(NSFW just to be safe, but it probably isn't)


HAHA, that, is incredible. +1
 
2012-07-20 01:52:43 AM  
Yes, Romney will prosecute porn just as much as he'll eliminate the messycans from crossing the border.

Not everything you read on the internet is true, kiddies.


A google search for the last 24 hours shows no major media coverage.

There is a reason for this.

It's a smear campaign, get over it.


Now, if that comment was taken out of context and it's true meaning was, "He will be prosecuting those file sharing illegal made copies of porn", then you might have something there.
 
2012-07-20 02:37:34 AM  
...From my cold, dead, extremely sticky hands
 
2012-07-20 02:43:35 AM  
This is what you get, Protestants, when you nominate a Mormon. You're digging your own graves.
 
2012-07-20 02:44:06 AM  
Dammit! Do I have to go back to Sear's underwear mags again?
 
2012-07-20 02:44:36 AM  

dopeydwarf: themindiswatching: Actually, there's a significant number of people who have gotten addicted to Internet porn, and it's mostly because our brains aren't adapted to it. Doesn't mean we should ban it though.

BS. People get "hooked" on internet porn because it's a hell of a lot easier and cheaper than snagging a girlfriend. Now excuse me while I go fap to some internet porn.


encrypted-tbn3.google.com
 
2012-07-20 02:45:22 AM  
small government my ass
 
2012-07-20 02:47:20 AM  
Didn't this lady endorse masturbation? Want to stop masturbation Romney, just remind them who wants you to.

www.biography.com

/scary
//image is hot
 
2012-07-20 02:47:41 AM  
No shiat they're the party of small government. It's got to be small enough to fit into every bedroom, pair of drawers and vagina.
 
2012-07-20 02:49:54 AM  

Tickle Mittens: No shiat they're the party of small government. It's got to be small enough to fit into every bedroom, pair of drawers and vagina.


giggity
 
2012-07-20 02:52:29 AM  
Kirk Cameron strikes again. :P

Link Pops
 
2012-07-20 02:53:11 AM  

Xexi: It's a smear campaign, get over it.


A smear campaign... against the R candidate... by long-time right-wing demagogue Patrick Trueman? Is that what you're going with?

Oh, or wait, are you accusing The Daily Caller of committing blatant libel?

Which is it?
 
2012-07-20 02:54:07 AM  
 
2012-07-20 02:54:16 AM  

Xexi: Yes, Romney will prosecute porn just as much as he'll eliminate the messycans from crossing the border.

Not everything you read on the internet is true, kiddies.


A google search for the last 24 hours shows no major media coverage.

There is a reason for this.

It's a smear campaign, get over it.


Now, if that comment was taken out of context and it's true meaning was, "He will be prosecuting those file sharing illegal made copies of porn", then you might have something there.


This.

There are plenty of reasons to dislike Romney and to keep him the fark away from the White House. Until there's further confirmation, this isn't one of them.
 
2012-07-20 02:55:02 AM  
Meese Commission 2: Electric Fapaloo?

Is Romney just trying to lose now?

/From my cold dead sticky hands, Mittens!
 
2012-07-20 02:55:41 AM  

revrendjim: Mormons are so opposed to porn that the state with the highest per-capita rate of downloading porn is.....Utah.

Also, Mormons don't masturbate. Ever. Swear to God.


While I would be perfectly content to have this statement be true... doesn't it deserve a "citationneeded.jpg" ?
 
2012-07-20 02:56:49 AM  
The porn industry makes around 4 billion dollars a year. Time to start contributing to Obama.
 
2012-07-20 02:58:31 AM  
Well I'm sure this is going to go down swell with all the "smaller government/less intrusion into our public lives" contingency.

Sounds like a great idea.
 
2012-07-20 02:59:01 AM  
img441.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-20 03:00:55 AM  

themindiswatching: Actually, there's a significant number of people who have gotten addicted to Internet porn, and it's mostly because our brains aren't adapted to it. Doesn't mean we should ban it though.


We weren't fully adapted to alcohol, but Prohibition solved nothing. Really, this and Fred Willard's arrest make me wonder while we give a fark about people private fantasies.
 
2012-07-20 03:01:10 AM  

miss diminutive: So there's no Mormon porn out there? I would think with their penchant for multiple wives and eternal sexual submission that these things would pretty much write themselves.


[challenge accepted]

According to a very informative GIS for 'Mormon Pr0n" there is apparently a process called "bubbling" which makes otherwise tame pics into "mormon porn".

i293.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-20 03:03:06 AM  

quatchi: miss diminutive: So there's no Mormon porn out there? I would think with their penchant for multiple wives and eternal sexual submission that these things would pretty much write themselves.

[challenge accepted]

According to a very informative GIS for 'Mormon Pr0n" there is apparently a process called "bubbling" which makes otherwise tame pics into "mormon porn".

[i293.photobucket.com image 850x414]


Quick GIS and you are right.. they are all bubbled. Gazillion bubbles porn.
 
2012-07-20 03:04:12 AM  
Porn isn't keeping me single. A history of crazy girlfriends and a county DA who got a murder conviction against a man when his runaway prone manic depressive wife went missing just makes me a little leery.

And if it turned out that Romney was opposed to illegal porn downloads it could be just as terrifying, with broad powers turned to the topic and every male's computer being subject to seizure just incase you had illegally downloaded porn.

/I'm working on a way out of this crazy place.
//Could someone suggest a town where the women ain't crazy?
 
2012-07-20 03:04:24 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-20 03:05:01 AM  
If anything, Mitt spanks it to images of the Octomom! after all, isn't a women who can birth 8 children at once the ultimate Mormon wet dream!

All kidding aside, I'm starting to think that Mitt is intentionally throwing the election, whats he going to come out against next, Football?
 
2012-07-20 03:05:55 AM  

Lusebagage: If anything, Mitt spanks it to images of the Octomom! after all, isn't a women who can birth 8 children at once the ultimate Mormon wet dream!

All kidding aside, I'm starting to think that Mitt is intentionally throwing the election, whats he going to come out against next, Football?


Sexy dancing music videos?
 
2012-07-20 03:06:15 AM  
Good. There is entirely too much perversion on the internet. People who watch that filth are destroying their mind and their soul , many of you farkers included. You don't even realize the damage it's doing because of its addictive and insidious nature.

I'm glad Romney will finally do something about it.
 
2012-07-20 03:06:48 AM  
"If you took porn off the internet, there'd be just one website called 'bringbacktheporn.com.'"

-Dr. Perry Cox
 
2012-07-20 03:06:56 AM  

liquidsiphon: Quick GIS and you are right.. they are all bubbled. Gazillion bubbles porn.


See, and some people say Fark doesn't teach ya stuff.

Silly people!
 
2012-07-20 03:07:05 AM  
Yeah, I grew up Mormon in Utah. Porn is very important to the sometimes tenuous grasp Mormons have on their sanity. I might vote Romney just to see what happens with that...
 
2012-07-20 03:07:15 AM  

Yuri Futanari: Good. There is entirely too much perversion on the internet. People who watch that filth are destroying their mind and their soul , many of you farkers included. You don't even realize the damage it's doing because of its addictive and insidious nature.

I'm glad Romney will finally do something about it.


Post of the year, right here.
 
2012-07-20 03:09:25 AM  
Limited access to porn is the leading cause of terrorism.
 
2012-07-20 03:10:11 AM  

Yuri Futanari: People who watch that filth are destroying their mind and their soul


Wait a minute, are you talking about porn, or fox news?
 
2012-07-20 03:10:57 AM  
Here's the motivational poster espiainin it...

i293.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-20 03:12:34 AM  

quatchi: liquidsiphon: Quick GIS and you are right.. they are all bubbled. Gazillion bubbles porn.

See, and some people say Fark doesn't teach ya stuff.

Silly people!


The funniest part is the bubbled suggests nudity. None of those models are nude. Take the bubbles away and they are just good looking women with bikinis. The suggestion is the porn.

www.impactpress.com
 
2012-07-20 03:13:16 AM  
"You don't go after your neighbor who happens to get a magazine in the mail," he explained.


What if ... uh ... my neighbor ... happens to get 23 magazines, a ferret, and I can't believe it's not butter in the mail every week, can I be prosecuted then?
 
2012-07-20 03:15:06 AM  
Campaign Advisor Wheatley: Well, we've already lost the entire female vote. Might as well lose the entire male vote as well.
 
2012-07-20 03:15:48 AM  

Loucifer: Limited access to porn is the leading cause of terrorism.


Case in point:

Syria: Strict Muslim country, so no bacon, no beer, and no porn.

U.S.A.: Many religions, bacon and beer are allowed by most, porn is available to all.

The next time a suicide bomber blows up his car in a crowded market, which country do you think he'll be in?

People don't have the energy to want to be terrorists after they've had a plate of tasty delicious bacon and a bedtime yank. It's what keeps America safe.

Why doesn't Mitt Romney want America to be safe? Does Mitt Romney hate America? I'm just asking questions.
 
2012-07-20 03:16:14 AM  
is he trying to piss off the entire internet?
 
2012-07-20 03:17:38 AM  

Virulency: is he trying to piss off the entire internet?


Does he know what the internet is?
 
2012-07-20 03:19:48 AM  

revrendjim: Mormons are so opposed to porn that the state with the highest per-capita rate of downloading porn is.....Utah.


Where God's elect are gathered, Satan tries his hardest to corrupt them. This is obvious- the Lord's most valiant servants in these Latter Days are subject to temptation never before seen in history. God's work and his glory is to bring about the eternal life of man, and now that the priesthood has been restored, Satan wants so badly to stop the work from going forward.

It's heartbreaking to hear how priesthood holders so quickly fall prey to this addiction- it often leads to greater sins such as murmuring, then to questioning the brethren, and then into apostasy.. All because of these temptations to sin.

I would be truly ungrateful if I didn't take this opportunity to stand before you today and bear my testimony- that I KNOW with every fiber of my being that the gospel is true, and that man may become closer to God by abiding by its precepts. I'm so grateful to have been brought here to earth to be tested, and know that through the power of prayer, through obedience to the laws and ordinances of the priesthood, we too can share in eternal life with our families. I pray for those of you whose lives have been shattered by the spiritual sickness pornography brings. I say these things to you in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.
 
2012-07-20 03:21:56 AM  

Saturday's Warrior: revrendjim: Mormons are so opposed to porn that the state with the highest per-capita rate of downloading porn is.....Utah.

Where God's elect are gathered, Satan tries his hardest to corrupt them. This is obvious- the Lord's most valiant servants in these Latter Days are subject to temptation never before seen in history. God's work and his glory is to bring about the eternal life of man, and now that the priesthood has been restored, Satan wants so badly to stop the work from going forward.

It's heartbreaking to hear how priesthood holders so quickly fall prey to this addiction- it often leads to greater sins such as murmuring, then to questioning the brethren, and then into apostasy.. All because of these temptations to sin.

I would be truly ungrateful if I didn't take this opportunity to stand before you today and bear my testimony- that I KNOW with every fiber of my being that the gospel is true, and that man may become closer to God by abiding by its precepts. I'm so grateful to have been brought here to earth to be tested, and know that through the power of prayer, through obedience to the laws and ordinances of the priesthood, we too can share in eternal life with our families. I pray for those of you whose lives have been shattered by the spiritual sickness pornography brings. I say these things to you in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.


[notsureifbevets.jpg]
 
2012-07-20 03:28:19 AM  

quatchi: liquidsiphon: Quick GIS and you are right.. they are all bubbled. Gazillion bubbles porn.

See, and some people say Fark doesn't teach ya stuff.

Silly people!


Same here. Thanks, Fark!
 
2012-07-20 03:29:43 AM  
It's not like I need the image in my head. At any rate, porn isn't in danger. Romney will flip-flop as soon as a few pornographers grease his palms (with a few bucks).
 
2012-07-20 03:30:18 AM  

liquidsiphon: Virulency: is he trying to piss off the entire internet?

Does he know what the internet is?


Something his minions use to make him money I'd guess... Imagine if he found out about fark.... Or reddit or gasp.... 4chan....
 
2012-07-20 03:32:13 AM  
You can have my porn when you rip if from my cold, sticky, smelly, fingers Romney Bot 2.0.
 
2012-07-20 03:33:22 AM  

AnonAmbientLight: You can have my porn when you rip if from my cold, sticky, smelly, fingers Romney Bot 2.0.


I think we are beyond 2.0. We hit full on vista version. This should be fun.
 
2012-07-20 03:35:54 AM  
Cool, Mitt. Let's ship all the porn production/distribution jobs overseas.
 
2012-07-20 03:39:22 AM  

cman: I dont trust anything that comes from the Romney campaign.

This asshole will tell the person what they want to hear.

Romney could give two shiats about porn. He just wants their votes, just like all the other flip-flopping bullshiat that comes from his mouth.


Romney lies because he genuinely believes it's ok to lie
Link

Romney routine lying -- His Big Lie strategy
Link

Link
 
2012-07-20 03:40:55 AM  
THIS WILL NOT STAND!!!

/and I didn't even want to vote for Obama to begin with. Fark I may have to send him money now.
 
2012-07-20 03:45:12 AM  
We could ask Ann Romney about this but she's had such a hard day she's taking a long bath and reading "50 Shades of Grey" with that special neck massager that makes the house lights dim when she turns it on.
 
2012-07-20 03:57:33 AM  
So Romney is promising to be the new Steve Jobs?
 
2012-07-20 03:58:16 AM  
Our porn may be safe. There is a chance Romney will not even be the nominee. If it turns out he took the Swiss account amnesty in 2009, he could be done. It's crazy to think Mitt could be out of it in just a week or two, but it is really possible.
 
2012-07-20 04:08:32 AM  
Actually the silliest part of the article was the bit about how they didn't have a clue how they could deal with overseas porn sites.

They were simply pretending they cd make a difference to the porn industry by shutting down the US sites

Completely oblivious to the basic principles of the Internet
 
2012-07-20 04:08:41 AM  

HighZoolander: "You don't go after your neighbor who happens to get a magazine in the mail," he explained.


What if ... uh ... my neighbor ... happens to get 23 magazines, a ferret, and I can't believe it's not butter in the mail every week, can I be prosecuted then?


Depends, what are the animal cruelty laws like in your state? Also, real men use real butter.

Bucky Katt: It's not like I need the image in my head. At any rate, porn isn't in danger. Romney will flip-flop as soon as a few pornographers grease his palms (with a few bucks).


Yup, and its going to be freaking hilarious to watch him defend porn. I'm really hoping that this becomes a major news story so he's forced to comment.
 
2012-07-20 04:15:51 AM  
YOU CAN HAVE MY PORN WHEN YOU PRY IT FROM MY COLD, DEAD, CALLOUSED HANDS!
 
2012-07-20 04:17:00 AM  
"Trueman"? Isn't that overcompensating a bit?
 
2012-07-20 04:17:21 AM  
"I invented the Internets" A. Gore

"I invented bubbling" M.Romney

/the contributors to progress
 
2012-07-20 04:20:14 AM  

Nobodyn0se: YOU CAN HAVE MY PORN WHEN YOU PRY IT FROM MY COLD, DEAD, CALLOUSED HANDS!


May I show something in a lubricating, soothing balm for those overworked palms?
 
2012-07-20 04:30:27 AM  
Mitt is definitely hitting the fan now.
 
2012-07-20 04:36:11 AM  

Nadie_AZ: Aaaaaaand he just might have motivated every single college student out there.


To not vote for him.

/I guess that's what you meant.
 
2012-07-20 04:37:22 AM  
Well, i have a Question for Rmoney in this regard.
Is he hard at work on this issue

OR

HARD, At work, On this issue?
 
2012-07-20 04:40:09 AM  

revrendjim: Also, Mormons don't masturbate. Ever.


Sticky temple garments?
/Holy Nocturnal Emission!
 
2012-07-20 05:10:58 AM  
Back in the day.....

www.nndb.com

..we didn't need porn.....

...fap, fap, fap
 
2012-07-20 05:33:00 AM  

liquidsiphon: AnonAmbientLight: You can have my porn when you rip if from my cold, sticky, smelly, fingers Romney Bot 2.0.

I think we are beyond 2.0. We hit full on vista version. This should be fun.


You never go full Vista.
 
2012-07-20 05:37:54 AM  
The problem you run to here is that back when pron production companies were being prosecuted...

People were going to jail and companies were going out of business.

But surely they couldn't have been doing anything... wrong or illegal... No no, clearly this is just a witch hunt.

If what you're doing is legal then its protected by the Constitution so what are you worried about?
 
2012-07-20 05:40:17 AM  

randomjsa: i>





I used to think that you probably believed what you said. Now I just see troll when I see your name
 
2012-07-20 05:50:35 AM  
Romney isn't actually saying much about what he will do if elected.

He's probably going to have a very hawkish foreign policy (more new wars) and a stance on porn as stated in the article.

But he's reaching out to the Independents. He knows the teabaggers and other far right types have nowhere else to go.
 
2012-07-20 05:52:32 AM  

Vodka Zombie: themindiswatching: Actually, there's a significant number of people who have gotten addicted to Internet porn, and it's mostly because our brains aren't adapted to it. Doesn't mean we should ban it though.

Hell no. If anything, our lack of adaptation means we need more of it.

Of course, then you run the risk of humanity getting bored with porn. And then what happens? What's our next obsession as a species?

Pokemon PONIES.


FTFY

I wonder if this will finally convince my raging neocon friend (who is also a raging pervert) that Romney is bad. Hell, the guy WRITES porn. He could go to jail under this.
 
2012-07-20 05:57:08 AM  

wildcardjack: Porn isn't keeping me single. A history of crazy girlfriends and a county DA who got a murder conviction against a man when his runaway prone manic depressive wife went missing just makes me a little leery.

And if it turned out that Romney was opposed to illegal porn downloads it could be just as terrifying, with broad powers turned to the topic and every male's computer being subject to seizure just incase you had illegally downloaded porn.

/I'm working on a way out of this crazy place.
//Could someone suggest a town where the women ain't crazy?


In Portland and Seattle the guys are alllllmost as crazy as the chicks, so you don't notice so much.
 
2012-07-20 06:01:08 AM  

Vodka Zombie: themindiswatching: Actually, there's a significant number of people who have gotten addicted to Internet porn, and it's mostly because our brains aren't adapted to it. Doesn't mean we should ban it though.

Hell no. If anything, our lack of adaptation means we need more of it.

Of course, then you run the risk of humanity getting bored with porn. And then what happens? What's our next obsession as a species?

Pokemon.


Gotta f*uck'em all...
 
2012-07-20 06:18:08 AM  
"Job creator" my ass.
 
2012-07-20 06:19:27 AM  
Man, Cman keeps getting demoted on my troll list, he keeps saying sensible things! I think maybe he had a brain hemorrhage in the troll cortex.
 
2012-07-20 06:22:31 AM  

randomjsa: The problem you run to here is that back when pron production companies were being prosecuted...

People were going to jail and companies were going out of business.

But surely they couldn't have been doing anything... wrong or illegal... No no, clearly this is just a witch hunt.

If what you're doing is legal then its protected by the Constitution so what are you worried about?


Because no one has ever been arrested and wrongly convicted due to some sort of witch hunt.

/I swear you could write a frigging textbook on uncritical thinking skills.
 
2012-07-20 06:28:48 AM  

thamike: "Job creator" my ass.


interesting choice of words for a porn thread
 
2012-07-20 06:32:06 AM  

randomjsa: The problem you run to here is that back when pron production companies were being prosecuted...

People were going to jail and companies were going out of business.

But surely they couldn't have been doing anything... wrong or illegal... No no, clearly this is just a witch hunt.

If what you're doing is legal then its protected by the Constitution so what are you worried about?


Because communities decided to each establish their own version of obscenity laws to circumvent the production company's first amendment rights.

Wait a minute, are you actually IN FAVOR of governments imposing their will on small businessmen and women who are running a business that is constitutional?

Some conservative you are, randomjsa/libbynomore2/stewmadness
 
2012-07-20 06:32:12 AM  
regretfulmorning.com
regretfulmorning.com
assets.pornsfw.com

/retroactively of course
 
2012-07-20 06:50:41 AM  
It's like the GOP decided they were going to re-fight every single battle they've lost in the past this election cycle...

Yes "pandemic"... *rolls eyes*
 
2012-07-20 06:52:53 AM  

stoli n coke: The next time a suicide bomber blows up his car in a crowded market, which country do you think he'll be in?


Colorado?
 
2012-07-20 06:56:51 AM  
i759.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-20 06:58:44 AM  
federal pornography prosecutions during their "heyday" in the late 1980s and early 1990s

That RIGHT THERE exposes the mind-numbing idiocy behind these "crackdowns." Back when the Internet wasn't what it was today and controlling the message and content was (somewhat) easier they couldn't do jack shiat to stop anything at all. With the Net it's an even more disastrous, foolhardy, childish idea.

It's as if Romney WANTS to lose...
 
2012-07-20 06:58:50 AM  

jules_siegel: stoli n coke: The next time a suicide bomber blows up his car in a crowded market, which country do you think he'll be in?

Colorado?


I stand corrected. Thanks a lot, movie theater dickhead.

Although I'll go out on a limb and say that shooter probably hadn't gotten laid in a looooooooooooooonnnnnggg time.
 
2012-07-20 06:59:16 AM  

Sgygus: Obama really needs to win in November. I don't like being outraged, much less outraged for four year with the crazy shiat Romney wants to do with the country. Republicans like being outraged all the time, they listen to Rush Limbaugh, after all. Republicans should vote for Obama too.


Don't worry... Web if romny wins it's okay with me if you continue to eat shiat with your liberal friends. :)
 
2012-07-20 07:02:36 AM  
Porn crackdown : jobs :: Iraq : 9/11
 
2012-07-20 07:04:51 AM  
Listen Mitt, you can outsource jobs, you can cut taxes to 0% for the top 1%, you can make cohabitation punishable by death.........but I'll be damned if you think you can take away my only source of "entertainment" while my girlfriend is out of town.
 
2012-07-20 07:10:32 AM  
If Romney wins now, it will be direct proof that our elections are rigged.
 
2012-07-20 07:20:46 AM  
Yeah, I'm sure this is the issue that'll convince all the unemployed people and people that have lost jobs to outsourcing or their houses to medical bills that you're the man for the job, mittens. Totally where the voters are gonna want your priorities to be. Yup. For sure.
 
2012-07-20 07:22:50 AM  
The FLCJC wakes up early to make sure they get their daily groove on! Mismo mierda, diferentes moscas!
 
2012-07-20 07:27:40 AM  

dopeydwarf: BS. People get "hooked" on internet porn because it's a hell of a lot easier and cheaper than snagging a girlfriend.


Also a hell of a lot easier and cheaper than divorcing Mrs. "once a month, maybe" and snagging a girlfriend.
 
2012-07-20 07:33:14 AM  
Romney will let us keep our guns and bibles, but he's taking our porn, our beer, our Sunday sports, and he's giving us an updated bible.
 
2012-07-20 07:34:39 AM  
haha really? good luck with that willard. Does a person's religion start to matter when they try to impose their moral code on others? The same people who are terrified of sharia are the same ones trying to shove their values down everyone's throat
 
2012-07-20 07:36:48 AM  

stoli n coke: Although I'll go out on a limb and say that shooter probably hadn't gotten laid in a looooooooooooooonnnnnggg time.


If ever.
 
2012-07-20 07:38:14 AM  
Most U.S.-based porn websites, he said, could easily be taken offline during a Romney administration, because a handful of companies manage vast online porn networks. Foreign websites, he admitted, "would be much more difficult" to address.

So your efforts will be completely pointless and actually drive money out of America.

This sounds like an amazing plan, and will surely please Jesus.
 
2012-07-20 07:38:20 AM  
lolvirgin.com
 
2012-07-20 07:38:22 AM  
They saved the best for last

gay porn titan Michael Lucas told Yahoo! News' Chris Moody in March. Lucas, who has endorsed Romney, added, "I think he will be much better than President Obama."
 
2012-07-20 07:39:05 AM  
convictions for distributing porn that displays group sex

Really? Group sex porn is illegal?

don't go after your neighbor who happens to get a magazine in the mail

People still get porn magazines in the mail?
 
2012-07-20 07:50:51 AM  

LarryDan43: Romney will let us keep our guns and bibles, but he's taking our porn, our beer, our Sunday sports, and he's giving us an updated bible.


Shouldn't that be second Bible?
And for you Mormon's out there isn't there then a third book Doctrines and Covenants?
 
2012-07-20 07:52:23 AM  

spongeboob: LarryDan43: Romney will let us keep our guns and bibles, but he's taking our porn, our beer, our Sunday sports, and he's giving us an updated bible.

Shouldn't that be second Bible?


I believe technically it's called Jesus fan fiction.
 
2012-07-20 07:56:29 AM  
Why does Romney hate successful entrepreneurs?
 
2012-07-20 08:03:24 AM  
"So Governor Romney, are you going to make pornography illegal or not?"
 
2012-07-20 08:06:50 AM  

Xexi: Yes, Romney will prosecute porn just as much as he'll eliminate the messycans from crossing the border.

Not everything you read on the internet is true, kiddies.


A google search for the last 24 hours shows no major media coverage.

There is a reason for this.

It's a smear campaign, get over it.


Now, if that comment was taken out of context and it's true meaning was, "He will be prosecuting those file sharing illegal made copies of porn", then you might have something there.


It's not a smear campaign, it's just that the media knows it's a non-story where Rmoney is telling a group what it wants to hear. Chances of anything actually being done: zero.
 
2012-07-20 08:08:47 AM  

stoli n coke: jules_siegel: stoli n coke: The next time a suicide bomber blows up his car in a crowded market, which country do you think he'll be in?

Colorado?

I stand corrected. Thanks a lot, movie theater dickhead.

Although I'll go out on a limb and say that shooter probably hadn't gotten laid in a looooooooooooooonnnnnggg time.


Technically, that was a gunman, not a bomber.
 
2012-07-20 08:08:50 AM  
This is a good strategy for Romney. It will motivate fundies to leave their houses and go to the polling places, but it's not likely to be the motivating factor which compels inactive liberals to go out and vote. Romney's strategy of not taking a position on big important current issues (What's his position on Afghanistan? Has his economic plan been scored yet?), while at the same time staking a bold claim on seemingly irrelevant and antiquated social wedge issues, will likely be effective.
 
2012-07-20 08:11:47 AM  

Notabunny: Has his economic plan been scored yet?


He supports the Ryan Plan... which he doesn't like to talk about in public for some strange reason.

Might have something to do with the plan overwhelmingly benefiting the wealthiest Americans.
 
2012-07-20 08:15:13 AM  
And just think.. not only will he, as a Mormon, want to stop your porn but he'll probably move to stop beer sales as Mormons do not allow drinking.
 
2012-07-20 08:15:14 AM  
 
2012-07-20 08:17:36 AM  

spongeboob: LarryDan43: Romney will let us keep our guns and bibles, but he's taking our porn, our beer, our Sunday sports, and he's giving us an updated bible.

Shouldn't that be second Bible?
And for you Mormon's out there isn't there then a third book Doctrines and Covenants?


Four books, actually. There's the Bible (KJV only), the Book of Mormon (the one Smith claims to have translated from the Golden Plates), Doctrine and Covenants (containing teachings and revelations of/to early church leaders), and the Pearl of Great Price (containing Smith's reworking of the Genesis account to more closely fit his theology).

/exmoron
 
2012-07-20 08:17:57 AM  

quatchi: Here's the motivational poster espiainin it...

[i293.photobucket.com image 480x600]


oh my god fark you and fark the entire internet
 
2012-07-20 08:25:42 AM  

keylock71: Notabunny: Has his economic plan been scored yet?

He supports the Ryan Plan... which he doesn't like to talk about in public for some strange reason.

Might have something to do with the plan overwhelmingly benefiting the wealthiest Americans.


Folks who follow politics know that. But I'll bet most people don't. When was the last time anyone heard a Romney stump speech rallying the faithful around the Ryan plan? How about a major network interview? Again, Romney is vague or quiet on important issues, but oddly specific on minor issues. It seems Democrats usually let Republicans get away with this. I have a feeling Biden will be different.
 
2012-07-20 08:28:27 AM  

Yuri Futanari: Good. There is entirely too much perversion on the internet. People who watch that filth are destroying their mind and their soul , many of you farkers included. You don't even realize the damage it's doing because of its addictive and insidious nature.

I'm glad Romney will finally do something about it.


It is funny that someone with your handle says something like that :D
 
2012-07-20 08:33:14 AM  
i291.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-20 08:38:43 AM  

Xexi: Yes, Romney will prosecute porn just as much as he'll eliminate the messycans from crossing the border.

Not everything you read on the internet is true, kiddies.


A google search for the last 24 hours shows no major media coverage.

There is a reason for this.

It's a smear campaign, get over it.


Now, if that comment was taken out of context and it's true meaning was, "He will be prosecuting those file sharing illegal made copies of porn", then you might have something there.


I'm not sure its a smear, its a guy who is interested in prosecuting porn saying that Romney is on his side. I don't truly believe this guys fantasy that Romney will help him, but the guy wasn't trying to smear Romney, though the article writer may be.
 
2012-07-20 08:40:16 AM  

liquidsiphon: Saturday's Warrior: revrendjim: Mormons are so opposed to porn that the state with the highest per-capita rate of downloading porn is.....Utah.

Where God's elect are gathered, Satan tries his hardest to corrupt them. This is obvious- the Lord's most valiant servants in these Latter Days are subject to temptation never before seen in history. God's work and his glory is to bring about the eternal life of man, and now that the priesthood has been restored, Satan wants so badly to stop the work from going forward.

It's heartbreaking to hear how priesthood holders so quickly fall prey to this addiction- it often leads to greater sins such as murmuring, then to questioning the brethren, and then into apostasy.. All because of these temptations to sin.

I would be truly ungrateful if I didn't take this opportunity to stand before you today and bear my testimony- that I KNOW with every fiber of my being that the gospel is true, and that man may become closer to God by abiding by its precepts. I'm so grateful to have been brought here to earth to be tested, and know that through the power of prayer, through obedience to the laws and ordinances of the priesthood, we too can share in eternal life with our families. I pray for those of you whose lives have been shattered by the spiritual sickness pornography brings. I say these things to you in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.

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Account created: 2012-06-08 04:44:14


/adding him to favorites for future reference
 
2012-07-20 08:42:47 AM  
Can we say "Vice President Rick Santorum"? Maybe we can!

/Or maybe "porn czar Rick Santorum"?
 
2012-07-20 08:44:07 AM  

quatchi: miss diminutive: So there's no Mormon porn out there? I would think with their penchant for multiple wives and eternal sexual submission that these things would pretty much write themselves.

[challenge accepted]

According to a very informative GIS for 'Mormon Pr0n" there is apparently a process called "bubbling" which makes otherwise tame pics into "mormon porn".

[i293.photobucket.com image 850x414]


American innovation at its finest.
 
2012-07-20 08:46:04 AM  

Arkanaut: Can we say "Vice President Rick Santorum"? Maybe we can!

/Or maybe "porn czar Rick Santorum"?


Saint Reagan hired porn czar Edwin Meese. Thanks to their years-long efforts, pornography no longer exists.
 
2012-07-20 08:46:28 AM  
What I'm getting from this thread is that the best defense Romney supporters can muster is "He won't actually do any of this, he'll just say anything to get elected."
 
2012-07-20 08:49:09 AM  

RockofAges: Can we please get some more of these hilarious porn-photoshops? They're making me giggle.


I agree. They are farking hilarious. I lost it with the pirate one.
 
2012-07-20 08:49:17 AM  

Notabunny: Arkanaut: Can we say "Vice President Rick Santorum"? Maybe we can!

/Or maybe "porn czar Rick Santorum"?

Saint Reagan hired porn czar Edwin Meese. Thanks to their years-long efforts, pornography no longer exists.


Worked about as well as the many "drug czars", eh?
 
2012-07-20 08:50:11 AM  

tarnok: What I'm getting from this thread is that the best defense Romney supporters can muster is "He won't actually do any of this, he'll just say anything to get elected."


They learned from the RON PAUL supporters' "His really batshiat crazy policies would never get passed" campaign.
 
2012-07-20 08:54:57 AM  

themindiswatching: Actually, there's a significant number of people who have gotten addicted to Internet porn, and it's mostly because our brains aren't adapted to it. Doesn't mean we should ban it though.


I'm really hoping the work filter stopping me from a site with 'YOUR BRAIN ON PORN' in the URL also doesn't pop it up on some admin's desk. There's is an acceptable level of comp use here at work prior to shift beginning. It includes Fark, not so sure about porn. Thanks, Buddy.
 
2012-07-20 08:56:46 AM  

RockofAges: Can we please get some more of these hilarious porn-photoshops? They're making me giggle.


probably still NSFW (ads)
the website that either makes or at least posts a bunch of them
probably still NSFW (ads)
 
2012-07-20 08:57:11 AM  
They're sexualizing women who do not intend to be sexually provocative. Instead of being perverts, why not just look at the women who want to be sexually provocative?

Imagine walking around a park and holding up some fingers close to your eyes to make it appear as if women were running around naked. Don't you think the average person might see a problem with that?

Mormon Guy: "Look at this awesome picture of a naked girl" *shows bubble porn*
Normal Guy: "That's my sister, and she was wearing a bathing suit in that picture you farking asshole."

It's official: Mormon porn is actually more perverted then normal porn.
 
2012-07-20 08:59:34 AM  
So he's going after the big corporations but not the individual?

Sounds like Romney:Porn :: Obama:Marijuana

Lots of freedom to choose from this time around.
 
2012-07-20 09:00:07 AM  
I better take care of this while I can, cause Obama's going down like Monica on a cigar.

kpopchan.com
 
2012-07-20 09:04:37 AM  

Skanque: Man, Cman keeps getting demoted on my troll list, he keeps saying sensible things! I think maybe he had a brain hemorrhage in the troll cortex.


I've been lurking here for a couple of years - from what I've seen he vertically seems to have shifted a fair bit, similar to Weaver. Maybe they haven't shifted and are just better at explaining their opinions, but it looks a lot like when the Right leaning folks get disillusioned with the shiat the Right gets up to these days they jump ship in a big way. Except it's kinda into an inflatable dingy as they (fairly) don't want to join the Dems either and often aren't keen on where the Libertarian party is going either.

Maybe one day we will decouple from the Two Party system to allow more people (on both sides) to demand more from their reps than "don't let the other guys pass X shiatty legislation".

/off to pan for gold in my bathtub.
 
2012-07-20 09:05:22 AM  

stoli n coke: jules_siegel: stoli n coke: The next time a suicide bomber blows up his car in a crowded market, which country do you think he'll be in?

Colorado?

I stand corrected. Thanks a lot, movie theater dickhead.

Although I'll go out on a limb and say that shooter probably hadn't gotten laid in a looooooooooooooonnnnnggg time.




Ya think?

The dude was at a BATMAN movie at midnight. Not exactly screaming ladies man there. Also, anyone that eats and drinks beer regularly knows that there is a point to life.
 
2012-07-20 09:05:50 AM  
They just want smaller government... and to censor everything they don't like.
 
2012-07-20 09:06:10 AM  
This is good news...for jesus!


/if he was real.
 
2012-07-20 09:10:59 AM  
Juries can find pornography obscene, and therefore unlawful, if the material violates subjective "community standards."

Earlier this year Romney released a statement promising "strict enforcement of our nation's obscenity laws," presumably indicating a willingness to bring back porn prosecutions.


These kinds of laws should be completely unenforceable. The law should be clear and concise, not based on vague subjective "community standards".
 
2012-07-20 09:12:35 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: These kinds of laws should be completely unenforceable. The law should be clear and concise, not based on vague subjective "community standards".


That wouldn't be very Christian if they did that. Being religious means always being able to find other people at fault
 
2012-07-20 09:19:12 AM  

LarryDan43: spongeboob: LarryDan43: Romney will let us keep our guns and bibles, but he's taking our porn, our beer, our Sunday sports, and he's giving us an updated bible.

Shouldn't that be second Bible?


I believe technically it's called Jesus fan fiction.


No the bible would have to go too or at the minimum have large amounts of some books torn out. The book is full of kinky gangbang scenes, incest sex scenes, bukkake scenes, and whole sections about how great boobies are and getting it on with loads of chicks.

There more stuff about this in the bible than what normally gets preached about on most Sundays.
 
2012-07-20 09:22:54 AM  

limeyfellow: LarryDan43: spongeboob: LarryDan43: Romney will let us keep our guns and bibles, but he's taking our porn, our beer, our Sunday sports, and he's giving us an updated bible.

Shouldn't that be second Bible?


I believe technically it's called Jesus fan fiction.

No the bible would have to go too or at the minimum have large amounts of some books torn out. The book is full of kinky gangbang scenes, incest sex scenes, bukkake scenes, and whole sections about how great boobies are and getting it on with loads of chicks.

There more stuff about this in the bible than what normally gets preached about on most Sundays.


Didn't someone put out a porn version of the bible a while back?
 
2012-07-20 09:23:31 AM  
This is not news. Romney hammered hard at porn during his concession speech to McCain during that CPAC circle jerk a few years ago.
 
2012-07-20 09:29:01 AM  

quatchi: According to a very informative GIS for 'Mormon Pr0n" there is apparently a process called "bubbling" which makes otherwise tame pics into "mormon porn".


Whoa, clever, if not completely deranged...you think Romney takes advantage of the bubbling loophole like he does tax loopholes?
 
2012-07-20 09:30:07 AM  
Their greatest enemy could be their greatest salvo. Just whack it, GOP. Christ, risk the blindness and guilt. Light up a Newport when you're done and realize you've done the Lord's work, you released the evil spirits that inhabited your gonad goo, and now you can stop acting like an asshole.
 
2012-07-20 09:30:27 AM  

WaitWhatWhy:

Didn't someone put out a porn version of the bible a while back?


Given all the rape, sodomy and incest in there it was probably 4chan.
 
2012-07-20 09:31:55 AM  
I find it kinda funny that the retard in the article (ok, more specific... ummm... Trueman) basically says... yeah, Romney's going to help us limit the 1st amendment, but I don't believe it until I see him do it. Lol. Even people that are on his side can't trust his credibility. Might be a long campaign for Willard.
 
2012-07-20 09:38:49 AM  
So, Romney wants to destroy a 13 billion dollar a year industry (per 2006) that employs 20000 Americans?

Yeah, that'll help the economy.
 
2012-07-20 09:41:46 AM  

Snapper Carr: So, Romney wants to destroy a 13 billion dollar a year industry (per 2006) that employs 20000 Americans?

Yeah, that'll help the economy.


But think of how much more mormony the US will be.

Plus, how do you stop the internet? He does realize that the other countries in the world have access to the internet, right?
 
2012-07-20 09:41:53 AM  

liquidsiphon: Didn't this lady endorse masturbation? Want to stop masturbation Romney, just remind them who wants you to.

[www.biography.com image 402x402]

/scary
//image is hot


You're thinking of Joycelyn Elders.
 
2012-07-20 09:43:20 AM  

johnnyrocket: quatchi: According to a very informative GIS for 'Mormon Pr0n" there is apparently a process called "bubbling" which makes otherwise tame pics into "mormon porn".

Whoa, clever, if not completely deranged...you think Romney takes advantage of the bubbling loophole like he does tax loopholes?


That is weird as fark.

dismagazine.com

An example.
 
2012-07-20 09:47:20 AM  

Mercutio74: Plus, how do you stop the internet?


The Great American Firewall
 
2012-07-20 09:47:44 AM  

Lost Thought 00: Mercutio74: Plus, how do you stop the internet?

The Great American Firewall


It's visible from cyberspace!
 
2012-07-20 09:54:43 AM  
I love the pro-business anti-porn types expressing a desire to control a billion dollar industry. But then the US has always been coy when it comes to sex: we like it, want it, and can never get enough titillation, but then condemn it and try to control it. Except for Rmoney, I'd believe that uptight moron has never had sex and used IVF to get his wife pregnant because sex was 'icky'.
 
2012-07-20 09:58:40 AM  

Bigdogdaddy: randomjsa: i>

I used to think that you probably believed what you said. Now I just see troll when I see your name


I literally see Troll next to his name:

randomjsa Smartest Funniest 2012-07-20 05:37:54 AM
(favorite: Troll)
 
2012-07-20 09:59:41 AM  
I will never understand why any man would vote for the Blue-nose party of the Republicans. Between the porn, attempts to outlaw MMA fighting, being against recreational drugs, poker and prostitution, and attempts to outlaw birth control and abortion, the Republicans are against everything that makes life fun for men. Want to imagine what Republicans want your life to be? Imagine two hours of church followed by a round of golf. That's the Republican idea of the good life.
 
2012-07-20 10:00:25 AM  
So, Romney plans to buy the porn industry?
 
2012-07-20 10:02:09 AM  
That's the kind of small government conservatism we have come to expect from republicans.
 
2012-07-20 10:02:43 AM  

RyogaM: I will never understand why any man would vote for the Blue-nose party of the Republicans. Between the porn, attempts to outlaw MMA fighting, being against recreational drugs, poker and prostitution, and attempts to outlaw birth control and abortion, the Republicans are against everything that makes life fun for men. Want to imagine what Republicans want your life to be? Imagine two hours of church followed by a round of golf. That's the Republican idea of the good life.


The only men that vote Republican are either exceptionally wealthy, and therefore exempt from all the regulations you mentioned, or really hate the fact that they can no longer treat women as slaves.
 
2012-07-20 10:03:36 AM  

RyogaM: Want to imagine what Republicans want your life to be? Imagine two hours of church followed by a round of golf. That's the Republican idea of the good life.


No, that's what Republicans want their lives to be. They want your life to be working 12 hours a day, 6 days a week with stagnant pay and declining benefits so that they can profit to pay for that round of golf.
 
2012-07-20 10:05:41 AM  

HellRaisingHoosier: They're sexualizing women who do not intend to be sexually provocative. Instead of being perverts, why not just look at the women who want to be sexually provocative?

Imagine walking around a park and holding up some fingers close to your eyes to make it appear as if women were running around naked. Don't you think the average person might see a problem with that?

Mormon Guy: "Look at this awesome picture of a naked girl" *shows bubble porn*
Normal Guy: "That's my sister, and she was wearing a bathing suit in that picture you farking asshole."

It's official: Mormon porn is actually more perverted then normal porn.


That would be acknowledging women as sexual beings rather than sin crevices.
 
2012-07-20 10:06:06 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com


Yeah, well, I'm gonna go build my own political party! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the party!
 
2012-07-20 10:09:41 AM  

Cletus C.: So, Romney plans to buy the porn industry?


He only has enough money to buy the gay porn industry, NTTAWWT.
 
2012-07-20 10:09:56 AM  

FIDoAlmighty82: I love the pro-business anti-porn types expressing a desire to control a billion dollar industry. But then the US has always been coy when it comes to sex: we like it, want it, and can never get enough titillation, but then condemn it and try to control it. Except for Rmoney, I'd believe that uptight moron has never had sex and used IVF to get his wife pregnant because sex was 'icky'.


I bet Rmoney likes the midget porn. Makes him feel like a bigger man.
 
2012-07-20 10:11:32 AM  
So some anti-porn nut phones up the campaign and asks if Romney will support his pet cause. Romney being Romney he automatically says yes.

If we had a halfway decent news media someone would ask him directly about this but we don't. It will likely just disappear and never be talked about again.
 
2012-07-20 10:13:45 AM  
Small government my ass.
 
2012-07-20 10:14:27 AM  
"Well, we are trailing among blacks, hispanics, women, drinkers, smokers, potheads, the young, the unemployed, and the disabled."

"Gosh darn it all to heck! Is there any group that actually likes us?"

"Well...we are doing okay with male loners."

"Awesome! Let's stamp out pornography!"
 
2012-07-20 10:16:06 AM  

Musikslayer: FIDoAlmighty82: I love the pro-business anti-porn types expressing a desire to control a billion dollar industry. But then the US has always been coy when it comes to sex: we like it, want it, and can never get enough titillation, but then condemn it and try to control it. Except for Rmoney, I'd believe that uptight moron has never had sex and used IVF to get his wife pregnant because sex was 'icky'.

I bet Rmoney likes the midget porn. Makes him feel like a bigger man.


'Oh yes...spin on me baby! Who's the greatest lover ever? I am you farking midget pleb!'

I put way too much thought into that.
 
2012-07-20 10:17:06 AM  

FIDoAlmighty82: Musikslayer: FIDoAlmighty82: I love the pro-business anti-porn types expressing a desire to control a billion dollar industry. But then the US has always been coy when it comes to sex: we like it, want it, and can never get enough titillation, but then condemn it and try to control it. Except for Rmoney, I'd believe that uptight moron has never had sex and used IVF to get his wife pregnant because sex was 'icky'.

I bet Rmoney likes the midget porn. Makes him feel like a bigger man.

'Oh yes...spin on me baby! Who's the greatest lover ever? I am you farking midget pleb!'

I put way too much thought into that.


Romney retroactively retired from his career in midget porn in 2013.
 
2012-07-20 10:21:02 AM  

fusillade762: The porn industry makes around 4 billion dollars a year. Time to start contributing to Obama.


They have enough money at its disposal to wield significant political influence. Unfortunately the public perception of the industry is roughly equivalent to the mob (actually, thanks to the pop culture romanticizing the mob, the people in porn are likely considered more unseemly than the thugs in the mafia). One of the big production companies could probably throw a few hundred million Obama's way, but if (and it's a big if),. he accepted the money, his political opponents and the mainstream press would go nuts
 
2012-07-20 10:22:58 AM  
'I tried midget porn once and never tried it again.'
 
2012-07-20 10:23:53 AM  

Snapper Carr: fusillade762: The porn industry makes around 4 billion dollars a year. Time to start contributing to Obama.

They have enough money at its disposal to wield significant political influence. Unfortunately the public perception of the industry is roughly equivalent to the mob (actually, thanks to the pop culture romanticizing the mob, the people in porn are likely considered more unseemly than the thugs in the mafia). One of the big production companies could probably throw a few hundred million Obama's way, but if (and it's a big if),. he accepted the money, his political opponents and the mainstream press would go nuts


SpookyPACs.
 
2012-07-20 10:30:06 AM  

HellRaisingHoosier: Imagine walking around a park and holding up some fingers close to your eyes to make it appear as if


krapps.com
 
2012-07-20 10:31:10 AM  

themindiswatching: Actually, there's a significant number of people who have gotten addicted to Internet porn, and it's mostly because our brains aren't adapted to it. Doesn't mean we should ban it though.


You can become addicted to ANYTHING. Go here for details. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_My_Strange_Addiction_episodes
 
2012-07-20 10:33:49 AM  

Graffito: HellRaisingHoosier: They're sexualizing women who do not intend to be sexually provocative. Instead of being perverts, why not just look at the women who want to be sexually provocative?

Imagine walking around a park and holding up some fingers close to your eyes to make it appear as if women were running around naked. Don't you think the average person might see a problem with that?

Mormon Guy: "Look at this awesome picture of a naked girl" *shows bubble porn*
Normal Guy: "That's my sister, and she was wearing a bathing suit in that picture you farking asshole."

It's official: Mormon porn is actually more perverted then normal porn.

That would be acknowledging women as sexual beings rather than sin crevices.



In my opinion women aren't sexual beings ... well, anymore then a man is. These Mormons are the ones taking pictures of women in a normal environment and making them sexual.

Once again, it all comes down to control.

Mormons could just view pornography. Women in adult films WANT to show you. But no. These men want to tell those women they cannot do that, while perverting women who do not want to be viewed in that way.
 
2012-07-20 10:34:11 AM  

mainstreet62: [i291.photobucket.com image 616x436]


Oldie but goodie. ;)
 
2012-07-20 10:35:16 AM  
img443.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-20 10:36:22 AM  

liquidsiphon: quatchi: liquidsiphon: Quick GIS and you are right.. they are all bubbled. Gazillion bubbles porn.

See, and some people say Fark doesn't teach ya stuff.

Silly people!

The funniest part is the bubbled suggests nudity. None of those models are nude. Take the bubbles away and they are just good looking women with bikinis. The suggestion is the porn.

[www.impactpress.com image 300x431]


Agreed. I see the pics of bikinis and my hindbrain says "nice looking" and moves on. With the bubbling, my hindbrain says "zomgnaked!".
 
2012-07-20 10:38:39 AM  
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net

Nicely played.
 
2012-07-20 10:39:21 AM  
Eliminate porn and the entire internet could be stored on a Colecovision cartridge.
 
2012-07-20 10:46:10 AM  
So he wants to outsource another industry?
 
2012-07-20 10:46:24 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Eliminate porn and the entire internet could be stored on a Colecovision cartridge would consist of a single website called "Bring Back the Porn".


FTFY

/with apologies to John C. McGinley for stealing his line.
 
2012-07-20 10:48:18 AM  

Skanque: Man, Cman keeps getting demoted on my troll list, he keeps saying sensible things! I think maybe he had a brain hemorrhage in the troll cortex.


cman had a moment of clarity during the Walker recall thread. The rampant troll glee over the death rattle of workers' rights in Wisconsin was finally enough to make him go, "Y'all are crazy!"
 
2012-07-20 10:49:05 AM  
Yeah, well I'll bet that chicken porn will stay 100% legal.
 
2012-07-20 10:50:34 AM  

HellRaisingHoosier: Graffito: HellRaisingHoosier: They're sexualizing women who do not intend to be sexually provocative. Instead of being perverts, why not just look at the women who want to be sexually provocative?

Imagine walking around a park and holding up some fingers close to your eyes to make it appear as if women were running around naked. Don't you think the average person might see a problem with that?

Mormon Guy: "Look at this awesome picture of a naked girl" *shows bubble porn*
Normal Guy: "That's my sister, and she was wearing a bathing suit in that picture you farking asshole."

It's official: Mormon porn is actually more perverted then normal porn.

That would be acknowledging women as sexual beings rather than sin crevices.


In my opinion women aren't sexual beings ... well, anymore then a man is. These Mormons are the ones taking pictures of women in a normal environment and making them sexual.

Once again, it all comes down to control.

Mormons could just view pornography. Women in adult films WANT to show you. But no. These men want to tell those women they cannot do that, while perverting women who do not want to be viewed in that way.


Interesting way to look at it. The more I learn about the LDS though, the more it both fascinates and disturbs me. Moreso than other religions in some ways.
 
2012-07-20 10:50:56 AM  

fringedmyotis: Yeah, well I'll bet that chicken porn will stay 100% legal.


Does a bloody handful of semen-stained feathers really qualify as "porn"?
 
2012-07-20 10:51:00 AM  
As if billions of websites cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

//looking for a porn-ish version of 'Taps', with bow-chicka-wow-wow goodness
 
2012-07-20 10:52:23 AM  
From the guy who gave us Face Goatse, he sure has a lot of nerve.
 
2012-07-20 10:56:43 AM  

Snapper Carr: fusillade762: The porn industry makes around 4 billion dollars a year. Time to start contributing to Obama.

They have enough money at its disposal to wield significant political influence. Unfortunately the public perception of the industry is roughly equivalent to the mob (actually, thanks to the pop culture romanticizing the mob, the people in porn are likely considered more unseemly than the thugs in the mafia). One of the big production companies could probably throw a few hundred million Obama's way, but if (and it's a big if),. he accepted the money, his political opponents and the mainstream press would go nuts


Citizens United to the rescue! Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's SuperPac!
 
2012-07-20 11:12:54 AM  
Hard. Wet. Bad.
 
2012-07-20 11:13:21 AM  

busy chillin': Hard. Wet. Bad.


El. Oh. El.
 
2012-07-20 11:14:21 AM  
Wonder if this puts Utah in play. The state should have gone for Rmoney for praying to the cult but as they are the #1 consumer of porn in the country they may vote for the brown guy.
 
2012-07-20 11:23:03 AM  
Yep, those who vote for Romney can keep farking that chicken for fun.
 
2012-07-20 11:24:46 AM  

HellRaisingHoosier: Graffito: HellRaisingHoosier: They're sexualizing women who do not intend to be sexually provocative. Instead of being perverts, why not just look at the women who want to be sexually provocative?

Imagine walking around a park and holding up some fingers close to your eyes to make it appear as if women were running around naked. Don't you think the average person might see a problem with that?

Mormon Guy: "Look at this awesome picture of a naked girl" *shows bubble porn*
Normal Guy: "That's my sister, and she was wearing a bathing suit in that picture you farking asshole."

It's official: Mormon porn is actually more perverted then normal porn.

That would be acknowledging women as sexual beings rather than sin crevices.


In my opinion women aren't sexual beings ... well, anymore then a man is. These Mormons are the ones taking pictures of women in a normal environment and making them sexual.

Once again, it all comes down to control.

Mormons could just view pornography. Women in adult films WANT to show you. But no. These men want to tell those women they cannot do that, while perverting women who do not want to be viewed in that way.


You guys DO know that bubble porn thing is a joke, right? You're not actually stupid enough to think that it's serious, right?
 
2012-07-20 11:25:17 AM  
The internet is actually making it easier for Republicans to be anti-porn.

Marriott and other hotel chains used to make a lot of money off of porn in hotel rooms, now with wifi in the rooms why pay for an adult movie when you can just get porn on your computer. Now Marriott is phasing out porn, also a favor for Mitt as he was on the board and got hit by some of the right for profitering from porn. So attacking porn is not going to be going after their friends in business and who knows maybe they will be look if you people really want porn let us at least keep it away from kids, you have to prove you are an adult by paying for it with a credit card. Think of the children. And if this just means that hotel porn is legal and internet porn is illegal, that is what we need to protect the kids.

The people who would most benefit from making porn hard to get would be the people producing porn who could/would be willing to get around any prohibition, see the 18th amendment, war on drugs etc. Maybe the gay porn guy wants to be the only one who can sell you a video of two guys doing it, and his support of Mitt is just a good investment.
 
2012-07-20 11:34:30 AM  
There is a Mormon Sunday school song called "I hope they call me on a mission"
When you're on your mission its called "I hope I have a nightly emission"
 
2012-07-20 11:36:25 AM  
Why does Romney and the Republicans at large hate the First Amendment so very, very much?

Like, every single part of it they seem to hate.
 
2012-07-20 11:41:15 AM  
Mitt Romney somehow found a way to alienate the only demographic he wins with: straight white males.
 
2012-07-20 11:41:38 AM  

meat0918: Why does Romney and the Republicans at large hate the First Amendment so very, very much?

Like, every single part of it they seem to hate.


Except the part where they can hide behind it for their hateful rhetoric about gays, women, gay women, muslims, muslim women, muslim gay women, Jews, jewish women, jewish gay women, jewish-muslim gay women, and arabs.
 
2012-07-20 11:44:53 AM  

meat0918: Why does Romney and the Republicans at large hate the First Amendment so very, very much?

Like, every single part of it they seem to hate.


No the Republicans love the first amendment, when it protects conservatives. They especially like how they can say anything and have no reprucussions. Call someone a slut, the first amendment should protect you from a boycott.



/Yes republicans most often forget the first amendment is only supposed to protect you from the government.
 
2012-07-20 11:47:58 AM  

verbaltoxin: Skanque: Man, Cman keeps getting demoted on my troll list, he keeps saying sensible things! I think maybe he had a brain hemorrhage in the troll cortex.

cman had a moment of clarity during the Walker recall thread. The rampant troll glee over the death rattle of workers' rights in Wisconsin was finally enough to make him go, "Y'all are crazy!"


My hatred of Romney goes back further than that.

I never liked him; I dont want him to be President. He has made many conflicting promises. How will he lead when his policies contradict each other? Thats like rolling the farking dice and hoping for the best.

/Plus, he is the grandfather of ObamaCare, and that is unforgivable (talking solely about the mandate)
 
2012-07-20 11:52:01 AM  

meat0918: Why does Romney and the Republicans at large hate the First Amendment so very, very much?

Like, every single part of it they seem to hate.


No, they love the first amendment, because it allows them to publicly one-up each other in the great moral crusade while secretly still being able to get their porn at home.
 
2012-07-20 11:54:49 AM  
It probably increase his support among the technologically illiterate seniors whose children have already moved on and have families of their own. Beyond that, I don't see this being a winner with anyone who actually understands the internet.
 
2012-07-20 11:56:17 AM  

RyogaM: I will never understand why any man would vote for the Blue-nose party of the Republicans. Between the porn, attempts to outlaw MMA fighting, being against recreational drugs, poker and prostitution, and attempts to outlaw birth control and abortion, the Republicans are against everything that makes life fun for men. Want to imagine what Republicans want your life to be? Imagine two hours of church followed by a round of golf. That's the Republican idea of the good life.


That's the life the elites want you to think they have. They just want to keep the debauchery all to themselves.
 
2012-07-20 12:15:35 PM  
How can people say Mitt isn't a man of the people?

I can't tell you how many times my unemployed friend who had his job outsourced to China has complained to me about Internet porn. All those hours he sits at home not working, and that's what he has to deal with? Billions of pages of Internet porn? Mitt won't stand for it dammit!
 
2012-07-20 12:37:00 PM  

Great_Milenko: RyogaM: I will never understand why any man would vote for the Blue-nose party of the Republicans. Between the porn, attempts to outlaw MMA fighting, being against recreational drugs, poker and prostitution, and attempts to outlaw birth control and abortion, the Republicans are against everything that makes life fun for men. Want to imagine what Republicans want your life to be? Imagine two hours of church followed by a round of golf. That's the Republican idea of the good life.

That's the life the elites want you to think they have. They just want to keep the debauchery all to themselves.


That you can be sure of. The more they act "holier than thou" the more they have to hide. It is a reflection of their own shame when they try to outlaw objectionable material.
 
2012-07-20 01:10:29 PM  

busy chillin': Hard. Wet. Bad.


2.bp.blogspot.com

/+1 Instanets to you!
 
2012-07-20 01:15:23 PM  

El Freak: HellRaisingHoosier: Graffito: HellRaisingHoosier: They're sexualizing women who do not intend to be sexually provocative. Instead of being perverts, why not just look at the women who want to be sexually provocative?

Imagine walking around a park and holding up some fingers close to your eyes to make it appear as if women were running around naked. Don't you think the average person might see a problem with that?

Mormon Guy: "Look at this awesome picture of a naked girl" *shows bubble porn*
Normal Guy: "That's my sister, and she was wearing a bathing suit in that picture you farking asshole."

It's official: Mormon porn is actually more perverted then normal porn.

That would be acknowledging women as sexual beings rather than sin crevices.


In my opinion women aren't sexual beings ... well, anymore then a man is. These Mormons are the ones taking pictures of women in a normal environment and making them sexual.

Once again, it all comes down to control.

Mormons could just view pornography. Women in adult films WANT to show you. But no. These men want to tell those women they cannot do that, while perverting women who do not want to be viewed in that way.

You guys DO know that bubble porn thing is a joke, right? You're not actually stupid enough to think that it's serious, right?



Dude. They pray to an invisible deity with magic power and added their own special plot twist about having a guy finding golden plates which told him more about the "word of God".

How the fark am I supposed to know what about these people is true or false?
 
2012-07-20 01:18:00 PM  

Arkanaut: Notabunny: Arkanaut: Can we say "Vice President Rick Santorum"? Maybe we can!

/Or maybe "porn czar Rick Santorum"?

Saint Reagan hired porn czar Edwin Meese. Thanks to their years-long efforts, pornography no longer exists.

Worked about as well as the many "drug czars", eh?



do our elected officials resent the fact they are outnumbered? have all the czars they want, they can't stop the American people from getting their hands on all the disgusting, wonderful vices available out there. there are simply too many of us and too many options and methods of delivery. we are beyond control.

/just a thought.
 
2012-07-20 01:23:57 PM  
I'd like a federal grant to create porn with patriotic themes and background music of Sousa marches and artillery salutes.
 
2012-07-20 01:40:06 PM  
Well, I see that the race is over.
 
2012-07-20 01:42:52 PM  

HellRaisingHoosier: Dude. They pray to an invisible deity with magic power and added their own special plot twist about having a guy finding golden plates which told him more about the "word of God".

How the fark am I supposed to know what about these people is true or false?



Well, now we know who writes all those emails to Landover Baptist.
 
2012-07-20 01:50:18 PM  

Foundling: I'd like a federal grant to create porn with patriotic themes and background music of Sousa marches and artillery salutes.


Law 34 - it's out there, look harder.
 
2012-07-20 01:51:03 PM  

Bigdogdaddy: randomjsa: i>

I used to think that you probably believed what you said. Now I just see troll when I see your name


I just see (igrored)
 
2012-07-20 01:56:29 PM  

illogic: Small government my ass.


Is "small government" a verb in the context of this thread?
 
2012-07-20 01:57:16 PM  
...and Romney just lost the election. He likely would have lost anyway, but this removes all hope.
 
2012-07-20 01:58:41 PM  

Virtuoso80: ...and Romney just lost the election. He likely would have lost anyway, but this removes all hope.


Are you kidding. No independent will know this and no right wing voter will change over this.
 
2012-07-20 02:01:20 PM  

El Freak: You guys DO know that bubble porn thing is a joke, right? You're not actually stupid enough to think that it's serious, right?


Poe's Law applies.
 
2012-07-20 02:02:42 PM  

Corvus: Virtuoso80: ...and Romney just lost the election. He likely would have lost anyway, but this removes all hope.

Are you kidding. No independent will know this and no right wing voter will change over this.


THIS.

Roger Ailes is currently removing the letters "P", "R", "O", "N" from keyboards. And "0" just in case.
 
2012-07-20 02:21:52 PM  

coeyagi: And "0" just in case.


But then how will they talk about 0bama over at Fox Nation?
 
2012-07-20 02:34:10 PM  

incendi: coeyagi: And "0" just in case.

But then how will they talk about 0bama over at Fox Nation?


Roger's cunning plan... not thought through.
 
2012-07-20 02:43:33 PM  
How has no one brought up Mormon bubbling yet?

/disappointed
 
2012-07-20 02:44:11 PM  
dammit i can't read.
 
2012-07-20 02:54:50 PM  
Should I vote with my wallet or my penis? Either way, I lose.
 
2012-07-20 03:07:18 PM  
Maybe, if Rmoney isn't really just saying whatever he can to get elected, he isn't going on record in the media about cracking down on porn because...

...he "saw that Rick Santorum got beat up in the mainstream press for being so forthright."


Also, eliminating U.S.-based porn doesn't solve anything (and just makes the US economy weaker). They have to also go after porn sites that in other countries. How exactly do they plan on forcing companies and websites hosted in other countries all over the world to obey US law?

Most U.S.-based porn websites, he said, could easily be taken offline during a Romney administration, because a handful of companies manage vast online porn networks. Foreign websites, he admitted, "would be much more difficult" to address.

Yeah, you think? You go after russian porn sites and the russians will laugh at you. You see how well the DMCA requests to Piratebay and other torrent website which are hosted overseas work. Short of military action, shaping every country in the world into making laws against porn, and/or creating the "Great Firewall of America" (or finding a way to eliminate the internet all-together), this is all just a pipedream by the Republicans and "Morality in the Media".
 
2012-07-20 03:09:29 PM  
cdn01.dailycaller.com

SantoRomney: The act of drinking and/or snorting Santorum through a straw.
 
2012-07-20 03:09:52 PM  

gmacbeth: Should I vote with my wallet or my penis? Either way, I lose.


Just be careful if you play the piano with your penis, you don't want to get that sucker caught if the fall board suddenly closes.

/Yes, I did google "piano key cover name" to figure out what it was called
 
2012-07-20 03:09:56 PM  

gmacbeth: Should I vote with my wallet or my penis? Either way, I lose.


If you vote with your wallet, I won't mind using the same booth after you. If you vote with your penis, please hang an "out of order' sign on the curtain when you're finished.
 
2012-07-20 03:11:59 PM  

ImpendingCynic: illogic: Small government my ass.

Is "small government" a verb in the context of this thread?


Small government me. Small government me hard. Small government me up against the wall.
 
2012-07-20 03:16:52 PM  
There's many videos online of Romney promising to ban porn. This is not just some guy talking. Here's an example:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/23/mitt-romney-porn_n_1446654.h t ml
 
2012-07-20 03:27:20 PM  
Who CARES what he says? Mitt Romney will just about literally promise absolutely anything to anyone, so long as he gets the power and prestige he so obviously believes he's entitled to. He's taken any position there is on every major political question of our day, he's pandered to every crowd he's been in front of. Words mean nothing to this man.
 
2012-07-20 03:29:56 PM  

coeyagi: Foundling: I'd like a federal grant to create porn with patriotic themes and background music of Sousa marches and artillery salutes.

Law 34 - it's out there, look harder.


I never realized how many porn stars had Sousa as a last name.

/and that they make movies in the month of March
 
2012-07-20 03:43:41 PM  

mainstreet62: busy chillin': Hard. Wet. Bad.

El. Oh. El.


Elle! Ohhhhhhhh, Elle!

FTFY
 
2012-07-20 03:48:41 PM  
Good fun, there is a Mormon bubbling generator!

Here is what happens when you go Saudi with it!

i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-20 03:55:36 PM  

coeyagi: Good fun, there is a Mormon bubbling generator!

Here is what happens when you go Saudi with it!

[i.imgur.com image 600x420]


Fark you man! I'm at work. I can nearly see that girl's hair. Now I'm going to have to hope IT isn't monitoring me today.
 
2012-07-20 04:02:00 PM  

mongbiohazard: Who CARES what he says? Mitt Romney will just about literally promise absolutely anything to anyone, so long as he gets the power and prestige he so obviously believes he's entitled to. He's taken any position there is on every major political question of our day, he's pandered to every crowd he's been in front of. Words mean nothing to this man.



Damn, he sounds like a politician.
 
2012-07-20 04:10:17 PM  

mongbiohazard: Who CARES what he says? Mitt Romney will just about literally promise absolutely anything to anyone, so long as he gets the power and prestige he so obviously believes he's entitled to. He's taken any position there is on every major political question of our day, he's pandered to every crowd he's been in front of. Words mean nothing to this man.


Normally, I'd agree, but this seems like the kind of out-there stuff that you don't bring up in a general election, unless you actually had strong beliefs on the topic. And knowing his personal asceticism, the possibility is pretty real that you'd see your taxpayer dollars wasted on some kind of "War on Porn" in a Romney Administration.
 
2012-07-20 04:46:49 PM  
You can have my porn when you pry if from my cold, dead, hairy palms
 
2012-07-20 08:27:22 PM  

revrendjim: Mormons are so opposed to porn that the state with the highest per-capita rate of downloading porn is.....Utah.

Also, Mormons don't masturbate. Ever. Swear to God.


I worked with some Mormons once, they never smoked their own cigarettes either. They usually smoked mine.
 
2012-07-20 10:19:10 PM  

dickfreckle: dopeydwarf:

It's not the porn. It's me. The porn just happens to be the easiest tool. When I was a kid, I just used my imagination. Still do, in a pinch.


I honestly had a hard time figuring out what the hell to do with porn at first. It was so wildly different from my imagination.

/To start with, the guys were just as hot as the girls.
//Seriously, some of those porn dudes are scary.
 
2012-07-20 10:56:24 PM  

El Freak: You guys DO know that bubble porn thing is a joke, right? You're not actually stupid enough to think that it's serious, right?


Poe's Law. Retroactive baptism? Retroactive retirement? Dog on the roof? etc? You can't really blame anyone for just shaking their head in disgust anymore.

Did you see Religulous? Remember the scene with the Orthodox Jews that "found a way around" the commandment to not work on Sunday? They took the buttons off of things and used a pencil to push the buttons; that way they weren't typing stuff or calling people... it was the stick that did the work.
 
2012-07-20 11:01:11 PM  
www.sfw-porn.com

Can't be...
 
2012-07-21 12:48:20 AM  
As a lifelong republican voter, who has crossed the aisle to vote for the likes of Dick Durbin and Harry Reid (and thus will not be crossing the aisle again) I feel the need to point out that you do have another choice besides these two.

Gary Johnson. It is NOT throwing your vote away. He wont win, but right now we need to make a statement to the media that they need to cover more than two parties. A good showing for Johnson would accomplish that.

Plus, im willing to bet that for most of you on BOTH sides, you have more in common with his policies than you do with your side's candidate. Is ANYONE happy, truly happy, with their choices here this time around? Are you an Obama supporter who trusted him when he said that he would close gitmo and hold unemployment below 8? Even if you are, you cant vote for Romney, he is way wrong. Choose option 3.

Are you a republican who is sick of the intrusion into your personal life like this article describes? Did you think that George Bush would keep HIS read my lips promise of no new taxes? Do you find Romney to be spineless and out of touch? I can practically guarantee you that if you are a republican, you will like Johnson more than Romney if you look at it fairly.

Take a look, thats all I ask.
 
2012-07-21 01:23:57 AM  

I sound fat: As a lifelong republican voter, who has crossed the aisle to vote for the likes of Dick Durbin and Harry Reid (and thus will not be crossing the aisle again) I feel the need to point out that you do have another choice besides these two.

Gary Johnson. It is NOT throwing your vote away. He wont win, but right now we need to make a statement to the media that they need to cover more than two parties. A good showing for Johnson would accomplish that.

Plus, im willing to bet that for most of you on BOTH sides, you have more in common with his policies than you do with your side's candidate. Is ANYONE happy, truly happy, with their choices here this time around? Are you an Obama supporter who trusted him when he said that he would close gitmo and hold unemployment below 8? Even if you are, you cant vote for Romney, he is way wrong. Choose option 3.

Are you a republican who is sick of the intrusion into your personal life like this article describes? Did you think that George Bush would keep HIS read my lips promise of no new taxes? Do you find Romney to be spineless and out of touch? I can practically guarantee you that if you are a republican, you will like Johnson more than Romney if you look at it fairly.

Take a look, thats all I ask.


THIS
 
2012-07-21 08:08:28 AM  

I sound fat: Obama supporter who trusted him when he said that he would close gitmo and hold unemployment below 8?


You took the two least important reasons for voting for Obama, and two things that he would barely have control over. These are also the two things that he said would be his intentions. His promise would be to work on them and he is working on them. Anybody who is outraged at the unemployment rate or Gitmo and solely blames Obama is not an Obama voter anyway.

There is no viable third party candidate and just because Gary Johnson isn't clinically rabid doesn't make him ideal. The GOP needs to clean house if they want to stop sounding like retarded mutants. This election isn't about Obama. He will get reelected and despite what the news keeps trying to make true, his presidency is not in serious danger. Use this time to boot out the psychos in your party. Make those third party write-ins legitimate candidates, and you won't have to throw away your vote for the sake of principles. Your vote will not just take away votes from the candidates you dislike. Your vote will actually count. Start local and move your way up. I look forward to a time when political debates don't look like a man in a suit trying to be polite to a halfwitted animal masturbating all over the podium.
 
2012-07-21 09:07:21 AM  

Vodka Zombie: [www.sfw-porn.com image 403x550]

Can't be...


I think her face is shopped in.......

....sadly....
 
2012-07-21 01:51:05 PM  

Saturday's Warrior: revrendjim: Mormons are so opposed to porn that the state with the highest per-capita rate of downloading porn is.....Utah.

Where God's elect are gathered, Satan tries his hardest to corrupt them. This is obvious- the Lord's most valiant servants in these Latter Days are subject to temptation never before seen in history. God's work and his glory is to bring about the eternal life of man, and now that the priesthood has been restored, Satan wants so badly to stop the work from going forward.

It's heartbreaking to hear how priesthood holders so quickly fall prey to this addiction- it often leads to greater sins such as murmuring, then to questioning the brethren, and then into apostasy.. All because of these temptations to sin.

I would be truly ungrateful if I didn't take this opportunity to stand before you today and bear my testimony- that I KNOW with every fiber of my being that the gospel is true, and that man may become closer to God by abiding by its precepts. I'm so grateful to have been brought here to earth to be tested, and know that through the power of prayer, through obedience to the laws and ordinances of the priesthood, we too can share in eternal life with our families. I pray for those of you whose lives have been shattered by the spiritual sickness pornography brings. I say these things to you in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.


So pornography is a critical part of God's plan for mankind to reach redemption?

imokaywiththis.jpg
 
2012-07-21 02:52:57 PM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aao1t60wVykkc278: Saturday's Warrior: revrendjim: Mormons are so opposed to porn that the state with the highest per-capita rate of downloading porn is.....Utah.

Where God's elect are gathered, Satan tries his hardest to corrupt them. This is obvious- the Lord's most valiant servants in these Latter Days are subject to temptation never before seen in history. God's work and his glory is to bring about the eternal life of man, and now that the priesthood has been restored, Satan wants so badly to stop the work from going forward.

It's heartbreaking to hear how priesthood holders so quickly fall prey to this addiction- it often leads to greater sins such as murmuring, then to questioning the brethren, and then into apostasy.. All because of these temptations to sin.

I would be truly ungrateful if I didn't take this opportunity to stand before you today and bear my testimony- that I KNOW with every fiber of my being that the gospel is true, and that man may become closer to God by abiding by its precepts. I'm so grateful to have been brought here to earth to be tested, and know that through the power of prayer, through obedience to the laws and ordinances of the priesthood, we too can share in eternal life with our families. I pray for those of you whose lives have been shattered by the spiritual sickness pornography brings. I say these things to you in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.

So pornography is a critical part of God's plan for mankind to reach redemption?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aao1t60wVyk
you gotta sin to get saved. Sing it loud, Sister Maria.
 
2012-07-21 08:24:58 PM  

I sound fat: As a lifelong republican voter, who has crossed the aisle to vote for the likes of Dick Durbin and Harry Reid (and thus will not be crossing the aisle again) I feel the need to point out that you do have another choice besides these two.

Gary Johnson. It is NOT throwing your vote away. He wont win, but right now we need to make a statement to the media that they need to cover more than two parties. A good showing for Johnson would accomplish that.

Plus, im willing to bet that for most of you on BOTH sides, you have more in common with his policies than you do with your side's candidate. Is ANYONE happy, truly happy, with their choices here this time around? Are you an Obama supporter who trusted him when he said that he would close gitmo and hold unemployment below 8? Even if you are, you cant vote for Romney, he is way wrong. Choose option 3.

Are you a republican who is sick of the intrusion into your personal life like this article describes? Did you think that George Bush would keep HIS read my lips promise of no new taxes? Do you find Romney to be spineless and out of touch? I can practically guarantee you that if you are a republican, you will like Johnson more than Romney if you look at it fairly.

Take a look, thats all I ask.


I've looked at Johnson, and if asked in a poll if I am voting for, I'll say Johnson to help get him into the debates. But I will vote Obama for this election. Third parties waste too much effort on showcasing their Presidential pick. Worse is when splinter groups break off because the party wants to run someone who isn't pants-on-head retarded.

I'd vote for a third party that focused locally, on building on the state level first before going national and that focused on electoral reform. A good example is the Working Families Party. They use fusion voting to swing election by cross nominating candidates and recently ousted a Democratic incumbent in Oregon by nominating his rival.
 
2012-07-21 09:26:01 PM  
Statement from the Romney campaign:

"Our thrust is to prick holes in the stiff front erected by the smut dealers. We must keep mounting an offensive to penetrate any crack in his defenses, so we can lay to rest his dominant position. We want him hung and we want fast action. Let's get on him. Let's ram through a stiff bail law, so it'll be hard for him to get it up. We've got to come together, so we can whip this thing into submission. It'll be hard on us but we can't lick it by being soft!"

/Carlin
 
2012-07-23 04:22:05 AM  

Evil High Priest: Bigdogdaddy: randomjsa: i>

I used to think that you probably believed what you said. Now I just see troll when I see your name

I just see (igrored)


It's much more fun to watch these guys masturbate to the conservative line knowing that even though they can beat it all day long, they won't be able to climax. Their frustration is palpable.
 
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