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2012-07-20 10:48:18 AM

Skanque: Man, Cman keeps getting demoted on my troll list, he keeps saying sensible things! I think maybe he had a brain hemorrhage in the troll cortex.


cman had a moment of clarity during the Walker recall thread. The rampant troll glee over the death rattle of workers' rights in Wisconsin was finally enough to make him go, "Y'all are crazy!"
 
2012-07-20 10:49:05 AM
Yeah, well I'll bet that chicken porn will stay 100% legal.
 
2012-07-20 10:50:34 AM

HellRaisingHoosier: Graffito: HellRaisingHoosier: They're sexualizing women who do not intend to be sexually provocative. Instead of being perverts, why not just look at the women who want to be sexually provocative?

Imagine walking around a park and holding up some fingers close to your eyes to make it appear as if women were running around naked. Don't you think the average person might see a problem with that?

Mormon Guy: "Look at this awesome picture of a naked girl" *shows bubble porn*
Normal Guy: "That's my sister, and she was wearing a bathing suit in that picture you farking asshole."

It's official: Mormon porn is actually more perverted then normal porn.

That would be acknowledging women as sexual beings rather than sin crevices.


In my opinion women aren't sexual beings ... well, anymore then a man is. These Mormons are the ones taking pictures of women in a normal environment and making them sexual.

Once again, it all comes down to control.

Mormons could just view pornography. Women in adult films WANT to show you. But no. These men want to tell those women they cannot do that, while perverting women who do not want to be viewed in that way.


Interesting way to look at it. The more I learn about the LDS though, the more it both fascinates and disturbs me. Moreso than other religions in some ways.
 
2012-07-20 10:50:56 AM

fringedmyotis: Yeah, well I'll bet that chicken porn will stay 100% legal.


Does a bloody handful of semen-stained feathers really qualify as "porn"?
 
2012-07-20 10:51:00 AM
As if billions of websites cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

//looking for a porn-ish version of 'Taps', with bow-chicka-wow-wow goodness
 
2012-07-20 10:52:23 AM
From the guy who gave us Face Goatse, he sure has a lot of nerve.
 
2012-07-20 10:56:43 AM

Snapper Carr: fusillade762: The porn industry makes around 4 billion dollars a year. Time to start contributing to Obama.

They have enough money at its disposal to wield significant political influence. Unfortunately the public perception of the industry is roughly equivalent to the mob (actually, thanks to the pop culture romanticizing the mob, the people in porn are likely considered more unseemly than the thugs in the mafia). One of the big production companies could probably throw a few hundred million Obama's way, but if (and it's a big if),. he accepted the money, his political opponents and the mainstream press would go nuts


Citizens United to the rescue! Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's SuperPac!
 
2012-07-20 11:12:54 AM
Hard. Wet. Bad.
 
2012-07-20 11:13:21 AM

busy chillin': Hard. Wet. Bad.


El. Oh. El.
 
2012-07-20 11:14:21 AM
Wonder if this puts Utah in play. The state should have gone for Rmoney for praying to the cult but as they are the #1 consumer of porn in the country they may vote for the brown guy.
 
2012-07-20 11:23:03 AM
Yep, those who vote for Romney can keep farking that chicken for fun.
 
2012-07-20 11:24:46 AM

HellRaisingHoosier: Graffito: HellRaisingHoosier: They're sexualizing women who do not intend to be sexually provocative. Instead of being perverts, why not just look at the women who want to be sexually provocative?

Imagine walking around a park and holding up some fingers close to your eyes to make it appear as if women were running around naked. Don't you think the average person might see a problem with that?

Mormon Guy: "Look at this awesome picture of a naked girl" *shows bubble porn*
Normal Guy: "That's my sister, and she was wearing a bathing suit in that picture you farking asshole."

It's official: Mormon porn is actually more perverted then normal porn.

That would be acknowledging women as sexual beings rather than sin crevices.


In my opinion women aren't sexual beings ... well, anymore then a man is. These Mormons are the ones taking pictures of women in a normal environment and making them sexual.

Once again, it all comes down to control.

Mormons could just view pornography. Women in adult films WANT to show you. But no. These men want to tell those women they cannot do that, while perverting women who do not want to be viewed in that way.


You guys DO know that bubble porn thing is a joke, right? You're not actually stupid enough to think that it's serious, right?
 
2012-07-20 11:25:17 AM
The internet is actually making it easier for Republicans to be anti-porn.

Marriott and other hotel chains used to make a lot of money off of porn in hotel rooms, now with wifi in the rooms why pay for an adult movie when you can just get porn on your computer. Now Marriott is phasing out porn, also a favor for Mitt as he was on the board and got hit by some of the right for profitering from porn. So attacking porn is not going to be going after their friends in business and who knows maybe they will be look if you people really want porn let us at least keep it away from kids, you have to prove you are an adult by paying for it with a credit card. Think of the children. And if this just means that hotel porn is legal and internet porn is illegal, that is what we need to protect the kids.

The people who would most benefit from making porn hard to get would be the people producing porn who could/would be willing to get around any prohibition, see the 18th amendment, war on drugs etc. Maybe the gay porn guy wants to be the only one who can sell you a video of two guys doing it, and his support of Mitt is just a good investment.
 
2012-07-20 11:34:30 AM
There is a Mormon Sunday school song called "I hope they call me on a mission"
When you're on your mission its called "I hope I have a nightly emission"
 
2012-07-20 11:36:25 AM
Why does Romney and the Republicans at large hate the First Amendment so very, very much?

Like, every single part of it they seem to hate.
 
2012-07-20 11:41:15 AM
Mitt Romney somehow found a way to alienate the only demographic he wins with: straight white males.
 
2012-07-20 11:41:38 AM

meat0918: Why does Romney and the Republicans at large hate the First Amendment so very, very much?

Like, every single part of it they seem to hate.


Except the part where they can hide behind it for their hateful rhetoric about gays, women, gay women, muslims, muslim women, muslim gay women, Jews, jewish women, jewish gay women, jewish-muslim gay women, and arabs.
 
2012-07-20 11:44:53 AM

meat0918: Why does Romney and the Republicans at large hate the First Amendment so very, very much?

Like, every single part of it they seem to hate.


No the Republicans love the first amendment, when it protects conservatives. They especially like how they can say anything and have no reprucussions. Call someone a slut, the first amendment should protect you from a boycott.



/Yes republicans most often forget the first amendment is only supposed to protect you from the government.
 
2012-07-20 11:47:58 AM

verbaltoxin: Skanque: Man, Cman keeps getting demoted on my troll list, he keeps saying sensible things! I think maybe he had a brain hemorrhage in the troll cortex.

cman had a moment of clarity during the Walker recall thread. The rampant troll glee over the death rattle of workers' rights in Wisconsin was finally enough to make him go, "Y'all are crazy!"


My hatred of Romney goes back further than that.

I never liked him; I dont want him to be President. He has made many conflicting promises. How will he lead when his policies contradict each other? Thats like rolling the farking dice and hoping for the best.

/Plus, he is the grandfather of ObamaCare, and that is unforgivable (talking solely about the mandate)
 
2012-07-20 11:52:01 AM

meat0918: Why does Romney and the Republicans at large hate the First Amendment so very, very much?

Like, every single part of it they seem to hate.


No, they love the first amendment, because it allows them to publicly one-up each other in the great moral crusade while secretly still being able to get their porn at home.
 
2012-07-20 11:54:49 AM
It probably increase his support among the technologically illiterate seniors whose children have already moved on and have families of their own. Beyond that, I don't see this being a winner with anyone who actually understands the internet.
 
2012-07-20 11:56:17 AM

RyogaM: I will never understand why any man would vote for the Blue-nose party of the Republicans. Between the porn, attempts to outlaw MMA fighting, being against recreational drugs, poker and prostitution, and attempts to outlaw birth control and abortion, the Republicans are against everything that makes life fun for men. Want to imagine what Republicans want your life to be? Imagine two hours of church followed by a round of golf. That's the Republican idea of the good life.


That's the life the elites want you to think they have. They just want to keep the debauchery all to themselves.
 
2012-07-20 12:15:35 PM
How can people say Mitt isn't a man of the people?

I can't tell you how many times my unemployed friend who had his job outsourced to China has complained to me about Internet porn. All those hours he sits at home not working, and that's what he has to deal with? Billions of pages of Internet porn? Mitt won't stand for it dammit!
 
2012-07-20 12:37:00 PM

Great_Milenko: RyogaM: I will never understand why any man would vote for the Blue-nose party of the Republicans. Between the porn, attempts to outlaw MMA fighting, being against recreational drugs, poker and prostitution, and attempts to outlaw birth control and abortion, the Republicans are against everything that makes life fun for men. Want to imagine what Republicans want your life to be? Imagine two hours of church followed by a round of golf. That's the Republican idea of the good life.

That's the life the elites want you to think they have. They just want to keep the debauchery all to themselves.


That you can be sure of. The more they act "holier than thou" the more they have to hide. It is a reflection of their own shame when they try to outlaw objectionable material.
 
2012-07-20 01:10:29 PM

busy chillin': Hard. Wet. Bad.


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/+1 Instanets to you!
 
2012-07-20 01:15:23 PM

El Freak: HellRaisingHoosier: Graffito: HellRaisingHoosier: They're sexualizing women who do not intend to be sexually provocative. Instead of being perverts, why not just look at the women who want to be sexually provocative?

Imagine walking around a park and holding up some fingers close to your eyes to make it appear as if women were running around naked. Don't you think the average person might see a problem with that?

Mormon Guy: "Look at this awesome picture of a naked girl" *shows bubble porn*
Normal Guy: "That's my sister, and she was wearing a bathing suit in that picture you farking asshole."

It's official: Mormon porn is actually more perverted then normal porn.

That would be acknowledging women as sexual beings rather than sin crevices.


In my opinion women aren't sexual beings ... well, anymore then a man is. These Mormons are the ones taking pictures of women in a normal environment and making them sexual.

Once again, it all comes down to control.

Mormons could just view pornography. Women in adult films WANT to show you. But no. These men want to tell those women they cannot do that, while perverting women who do not want to be viewed in that way.

You guys DO know that bubble porn thing is a joke, right? You're not actually stupid enough to think that it's serious, right?



Dude. They pray to an invisible deity with magic power and added their own special plot twist about having a guy finding golden plates which told him more about the "word of God".

How the fark am I supposed to know what about these people is true or false?
 
2012-07-20 01:18:00 PM

Arkanaut: Notabunny: Arkanaut: Can we say "Vice President Rick Santorum"? Maybe we can!

/Or maybe "porn czar Rick Santorum"?

Saint Reagan hired porn czar Edwin Meese. Thanks to their years-long efforts, pornography no longer exists.

Worked about as well as the many "drug czars", eh?



do our elected officials resent the fact they are outnumbered? have all the czars they want, they can't stop the American people from getting their hands on all the disgusting, wonderful vices available out there. there are simply too many of us and too many options and methods of delivery. we are beyond control.

/just a thought.
 
2012-07-20 01:23:57 PM
I'd like a federal grant to create porn with patriotic themes and background music of Sousa marches and artillery salutes.
 
2012-07-20 01:40:06 PM
Well, I see that the race is over.
 
2012-07-20 01:42:52 PM

HellRaisingHoosier: Dude. They pray to an invisible deity with magic power and added their own special plot twist about having a guy finding golden plates which told him more about the "word of God".

How the fark am I supposed to know what about these people is true or false?



Well, now we know who writes all those emails to Landover Baptist.
 
2012-07-20 01:50:18 PM

Foundling: I'd like a federal grant to create porn with patriotic themes and background music of Sousa marches and artillery salutes.


Law 34 - it's out there, look harder.
 
2012-07-20 01:51:03 PM

Bigdogdaddy: randomjsa: i>

I used to think that you probably believed what you said. Now I just see troll when I see your name


I just see (igrored)
 
2012-07-20 01:56:29 PM

illogic: Small government my ass.


Is "small government" a verb in the context of this thread?
 
2012-07-20 01:57:16 PM
...and Romney just lost the election. He likely would have lost anyway, but this removes all hope.
 
2012-07-20 01:58:41 PM

Virtuoso80: ...and Romney just lost the election. He likely would have lost anyway, but this removes all hope.


Are you kidding. No independent will know this and no right wing voter will change over this.
 
2012-07-20 02:01:20 PM

El Freak: You guys DO know that bubble porn thing is a joke, right? You're not actually stupid enough to think that it's serious, right?


Poe's Law applies.
 
2012-07-20 02:02:42 PM

Corvus: Virtuoso80: ...and Romney just lost the election. He likely would have lost anyway, but this removes all hope.

Are you kidding. No independent will know this and no right wing voter will change over this.


THIS.

Roger Ailes is currently removing the letters "P", "R", "O", "N" from keyboards. And "0" just in case.
 
2012-07-20 02:21:52 PM

coeyagi: And "0" just in case.


But then how will they talk about 0bama over at Fox Nation?
 
2012-07-20 02:34:10 PM

incendi: coeyagi: And "0" just in case.

But then how will they talk about 0bama over at Fox Nation?


Roger's cunning plan... not thought through.
 
2012-07-20 02:43:33 PM
How has no one brought up Mormon bubbling yet?

/disappointed
 
2012-07-20 02:44:11 PM
dammit i can't read.
 
2012-07-20 02:54:50 PM
Should I vote with my wallet or my penis? Either way, I lose.
 
2012-07-20 03:07:18 PM
Maybe, if Rmoney isn't really just saying whatever he can to get elected, he isn't going on record in the media about cracking down on porn because...

...he "saw that Rick Santorum got beat up in the mainstream press for being so forthright."


Also, eliminating U.S.-based porn doesn't solve anything (and just makes the US economy weaker). They have to also go after porn sites that in other countries. How exactly do they plan on forcing companies and websites hosted in other countries all over the world to obey US law?

Most U.S.-based porn websites, he said, could easily be taken offline during a Romney administration, because a handful of companies manage vast online porn networks. Foreign websites, he admitted, "would be much more difficult" to address.

Yeah, you think? You go after russian porn sites and the russians will laugh at you. You see how well the DMCA requests to Piratebay and other torrent website which are hosted overseas work. Short of military action, shaping every country in the world into making laws against porn, and/or creating the "Great Firewall of America" (or finding a way to eliminate the internet all-together), this is all just a pipedream by the Republicans and "Morality in the Media".
 
2012-07-20 03:09:29 PM
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SantoRomney: The act of drinking and/or snorting Santorum through a straw.
 
2012-07-20 03:09:52 PM

gmacbeth: Should I vote with my wallet or my penis? Either way, I lose.


Just be careful if you play the piano with your penis, you don't want to get that sucker caught if the fall board suddenly closes.

/Yes, I did google "piano key cover name" to figure out what it was called
 
2012-07-20 03:09:56 PM

gmacbeth: Should I vote with my wallet or my penis? Either way, I lose.


If you vote with your wallet, I won't mind using the same booth after you. If you vote with your penis, please hang an "out of order' sign on the curtain when you're finished.
 
2012-07-20 03:11:59 PM

ImpendingCynic: illogic: Small government my ass.

Is "small government" a verb in the context of this thread?


Small government me. Small government me hard. Small government me up against the wall.
 
2012-07-20 03:16:52 PM
There's many videos online of Romney promising to ban porn. This is not just some guy talking. Here's an example:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/23/mitt-romney-porn_n_1446654.h t ml
 
2012-07-20 03:27:20 PM
Who CARES what he says? Mitt Romney will just about literally promise absolutely anything to anyone, so long as he gets the power and prestige he so obviously believes he's entitled to. He's taken any position there is on every major political question of our day, he's pandered to every crowd he's been in front of. Words mean nothing to this man.
 
2012-07-20 03:29:56 PM

coeyagi: Foundling: I'd like a federal grant to create porn with patriotic themes and background music of Sousa marches and artillery salutes.

Law 34 - it's out there, look harder.


I never realized how many porn stars had Sousa as a last name.

/and that they make movies in the month of March
 
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