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2012-07-20 08:59:34 AM  
So he's going after the big corporations but not the individual?

Sounds like Romney:Porn :: Obama:Marijuana

Lots of freedom to choose from this time around.
 
2012-07-20 09:00:07 AM  
I better take care of this while I can, cause Obama's going down like Monica on a cigar.

kpopchan.com
 
2012-07-20 09:04:37 AM  

Skanque: Man, Cman keeps getting demoted on my troll list, he keeps saying sensible things! I think maybe he had a brain hemorrhage in the troll cortex.


I've been lurking here for a couple of years - from what I've seen he vertically seems to have shifted a fair bit, similar to Weaver. Maybe they haven't shifted and are just better at explaining their opinions, but it looks a lot like when the Right leaning folks get disillusioned with the shiat the Right gets up to these days they jump ship in a big way. Except it's kinda into an inflatable dingy as they (fairly) don't want to join the Dems either and often aren't keen on where the Libertarian party is going either.

Maybe one day we will decouple from the Two Party system to allow more people (on both sides) to demand more from their reps than "don't let the other guys pass X shiatty legislation".

/off to pan for gold in my bathtub.
 
2012-07-20 09:05:22 AM  

stoli n coke: jules_siegel: stoli n coke: The next time a suicide bomber blows up his car in a crowded market, which country do you think he'll be in?

Colorado?

I stand corrected. Thanks a lot, movie theater dickhead.

Although I'll go out on a limb and say that shooter probably hadn't gotten laid in a looooooooooooooonnnnnggg time.




Ya think?

The dude was at a BATMAN movie at midnight. Not exactly screaming ladies man there. Also, anyone that eats and drinks beer regularly knows that there is a point to life.
 
2012-07-20 09:05:50 AM  
They just want smaller government... and to censor everything they don't like.
 
2012-07-20 09:06:10 AM  
This is good news...for jesus!


/if he was real.
 
2012-07-20 09:10:59 AM  
Juries can find pornography obscene, and therefore unlawful, if the material violates subjective "community standards."

Earlier this year Romney released a statement promising "strict enforcement of our nation's obscenity laws," presumably indicating a willingness to bring back porn prosecutions.


These kinds of laws should be completely unenforceable. The law should be clear and concise, not based on vague subjective "community standards".
 
2012-07-20 09:12:35 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: These kinds of laws should be completely unenforceable. The law should be clear and concise, not based on vague subjective "community standards".


That wouldn't be very Christian if they did that. Being religious means always being able to find other people at fault
 
2012-07-20 09:19:12 AM  

LarryDan43: spongeboob: LarryDan43: Romney will let us keep our guns and bibles, but he's taking our porn, our beer, our Sunday sports, and he's giving us an updated bible.

Shouldn't that be second Bible?


I believe technically it's called Jesus fan fiction.


No the bible would have to go too or at the minimum have large amounts of some books torn out. The book is full of kinky gangbang scenes, incest sex scenes, bukkake scenes, and whole sections about how great boobies are and getting it on with loads of chicks.

There more stuff about this in the bible than what normally gets preached about on most Sundays.
 
2012-07-20 09:22:54 AM  

limeyfellow: LarryDan43: spongeboob: LarryDan43: Romney will let us keep our guns and bibles, but he's taking our porn, our beer, our Sunday sports, and he's giving us an updated bible.

Shouldn't that be second Bible?


I believe technically it's called Jesus fan fiction.

No the bible would have to go too or at the minimum have large amounts of some books torn out. The book is full of kinky gangbang scenes, incest sex scenes, bukkake scenes, and whole sections about how great boobies are and getting it on with loads of chicks.

There more stuff about this in the bible than what normally gets preached about on most Sundays.


Didn't someone put out a porn version of the bible a while back?
 
2012-07-20 09:23:31 AM  
This is not news. Romney hammered hard at porn during his concession speech to McCain during that CPAC circle jerk a few years ago.
 
2012-07-20 09:29:01 AM  

quatchi: According to a very informative GIS for 'Mormon Pr0n" there is apparently a process called "bubbling" which makes otherwise tame pics into "mormon porn".


Whoa, clever, if not completely deranged...you think Romney takes advantage of the bubbling loophole like he does tax loopholes?
 
2012-07-20 09:30:07 AM  
Their greatest enemy could be their greatest salvo. Just whack it, GOP. Christ, risk the blindness and guilt. Light up a Newport when you're done and realize you've done the Lord's work, you released the evil spirits that inhabited your gonad goo, and now you can stop acting like an asshole.
 
2012-07-20 09:30:27 AM  

WaitWhatWhy:

Didn't someone put out a porn version of the bible a while back?


Given all the rape, sodomy and incest in there it was probably 4chan.
 
2012-07-20 09:31:55 AM  
I find it kinda funny that the retard in the article (ok, more specific... ummm... Trueman) basically says... yeah, Romney's going to help us limit the 1st amendment, but I don't believe it until I see him do it. Lol. Even people that are on his side can't trust his credibility. Might be a long campaign for Willard.
 
2012-07-20 09:38:49 AM  
So, Romney wants to destroy a 13 billion dollar a year industry (per 2006) that employs 20000 Americans?

Yeah, that'll help the economy.
 
2012-07-20 09:41:46 AM  

Snapper Carr: So, Romney wants to destroy a 13 billion dollar a year industry (per 2006) that employs 20000 Americans?

Yeah, that'll help the economy.


But think of how much more mormony the US will be.

Plus, how do you stop the internet? He does realize that the other countries in the world have access to the internet, right?
 
2012-07-20 09:41:53 AM  

liquidsiphon: Didn't this lady endorse masturbation? Want to stop masturbation Romney, just remind them who wants you to.

[www.biography.com image 402x402]

/scary
//image is hot


You're thinking of Joycelyn Elders.
 
2012-07-20 09:43:20 AM  

johnnyrocket: quatchi: According to a very informative GIS for 'Mormon Pr0n" there is apparently a process called "bubbling" which makes otherwise tame pics into "mormon porn".

Whoa, clever, if not completely deranged...you think Romney takes advantage of the bubbling loophole like he does tax loopholes?


That is weird as fark.

dismagazine.com

An example.
 
2012-07-20 09:47:20 AM  

Mercutio74: Plus, how do you stop the internet?


The Great American Firewall
 
2012-07-20 09:47:44 AM  

Lost Thought 00: Mercutio74: Plus, how do you stop the internet?

The Great American Firewall


It's visible from cyberspace!
 
2012-07-20 09:54:43 AM  
I love the pro-business anti-porn types expressing a desire to control a billion dollar industry. But then the US has always been coy when it comes to sex: we like it, want it, and can never get enough titillation, but then condemn it and try to control it. Except for Rmoney, I'd believe that uptight moron has never had sex and used IVF to get his wife pregnant because sex was 'icky'.
 
2012-07-20 09:58:40 AM  

Bigdogdaddy: randomjsa: i>

I used to think that you probably believed what you said. Now I just see troll when I see your name


I literally see Troll next to his name:

randomjsa Smartest Funniest 2012-07-20 05:37:54 AM
(favorite: Troll)
 
2012-07-20 09:59:41 AM  
I will never understand why any man would vote for the Blue-nose party of the Republicans. Between the porn, attempts to outlaw MMA fighting, being against recreational drugs, poker and prostitution, and attempts to outlaw birth control and abortion, the Republicans are against everything that makes life fun for men. Want to imagine what Republicans want your life to be? Imagine two hours of church followed by a round of golf. That's the Republican idea of the good life.
 
2012-07-20 10:00:25 AM  
So, Romney plans to buy the porn industry?
 
2012-07-20 10:02:09 AM  
That's the kind of small government conservatism we have come to expect from republicans.
 
2012-07-20 10:02:43 AM  

RyogaM: I will never understand why any man would vote for the Blue-nose party of the Republicans. Between the porn, attempts to outlaw MMA fighting, being against recreational drugs, poker and prostitution, and attempts to outlaw birth control and abortion, the Republicans are against everything that makes life fun for men. Want to imagine what Republicans want your life to be? Imagine two hours of church followed by a round of golf. That's the Republican idea of the good life.


The only men that vote Republican are either exceptionally wealthy, and therefore exempt from all the regulations you mentioned, or really hate the fact that they can no longer treat women as slaves.
 
2012-07-20 10:03:36 AM  

RyogaM: Want to imagine what Republicans want your life to be? Imagine two hours of church followed by a round of golf. That's the Republican idea of the good life.


No, that's what Republicans want their lives to be. They want your life to be working 12 hours a day, 6 days a week with stagnant pay and declining benefits so that they can profit to pay for that round of golf.
 
2012-07-20 10:05:41 AM  

HellRaisingHoosier: They're sexualizing women who do not intend to be sexually provocative. Instead of being perverts, why not just look at the women who want to be sexually provocative?

Imagine walking around a park and holding up some fingers close to your eyes to make it appear as if women were running around naked. Don't you think the average person might see a problem with that?

Mormon Guy: "Look at this awesome picture of a naked girl" *shows bubble porn*
Normal Guy: "That's my sister, and she was wearing a bathing suit in that picture you farking asshole."

It's official: Mormon porn is actually more perverted then normal porn.


That would be acknowledging women as sexual beings rather than sin crevices.
 
2012-07-20 10:06:06 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com


Yeah, well, I'm gonna go build my own political party! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the party!
 
2012-07-20 10:09:41 AM  

Cletus C.: So, Romney plans to buy the porn industry?


He only has enough money to buy the gay porn industry, NTTAWWT.
 
2012-07-20 10:09:56 AM  

FIDoAlmighty82: I love the pro-business anti-porn types expressing a desire to control a billion dollar industry. But then the US has always been coy when it comes to sex: we like it, want it, and can never get enough titillation, but then condemn it and try to control it. Except for Rmoney, I'd believe that uptight moron has never had sex and used IVF to get his wife pregnant because sex was 'icky'.


I bet Rmoney likes the midget porn. Makes him feel like a bigger man.
 
2012-07-20 10:11:32 AM  
So some anti-porn nut phones up the campaign and asks if Romney will support his pet cause. Romney being Romney he automatically says yes.

If we had a halfway decent news media someone would ask him directly about this but we don't. It will likely just disappear and never be talked about again.
 
2012-07-20 10:13:45 AM  
Small government my ass.
 
2012-07-20 10:14:27 AM  
"Well, we are trailing among blacks, hispanics, women, drinkers, smokers, potheads, the young, the unemployed, and the disabled."

"Gosh darn it all to heck! Is there any group that actually likes us?"

"Well...we are doing okay with male loners."

"Awesome! Let's stamp out pornography!"
 
2012-07-20 10:16:06 AM  

Musikslayer: FIDoAlmighty82: I love the pro-business anti-porn types expressing a desire to control a billion dollar industry. But then the US has always been coy when it comes to sex: we like it, want it, and can never get enough titillation, but then condemn it and try to control it. Except for Rmoney, I'd believe that uptight moron has never had sex and used IVF to get his wife pregnant because sex was 'icky'.

I bet Rmoney likes the midget porn. Makes him feel like a bigger man.


'Oh yes...spin on me baby! Who's the greatest lover ever? I am you farking midget pleb!'

I put way too much thought into that.
 
2012-07-20 10:17:06 AM  

FIDoAlmighty82: Musikslayer: FIDoAlmighty82: I love the pro-business anti-porn types expressing a desire to control a billion dollar industry. But then the US has always been coy when it comes to sex: we like it, want it, and can never get enough titillation, but then condemn it and try to control it. Except for Rmoney, I'd believe that uptight moron has never had sex and used IVF to get his wife pregnant because sex was 'icky'.

I bet Rmoney likes the midget porn. Makes him feel like a bigger man.

'Oh yes...spin on me baby! Who's the greatest lover ever? I am you farking midget pleb!'

I put way too much thought into that.


Romney retroactively retired from his career in midget porn in 2013.
 
2012-07-20 10:21:02 AM  

fusillade762: The porn industry makes around 4 billion dollars a year. Time to start contributing to Obama.


They have enough money at its disposal to wield significant political influence. Unfortunately the public perception of the industry is roughly equivalent to the mob (actually, thanks to the pop culture romanticizing the mob, the people in porn are likely considered more unseemly than the thugs in the mafia). One of the big production companies could probably throw a few hundred million Obama's way, but if (and it's a big if),. he accepted the money, his political opponents and the mainstream press would go nuts
 
2012-07-20 10:22:58 AM  
'I tried midget porn once and never tried it again.'
 
2012-07-20 10:23:53 AM  

Snapper Carr: fusillade762: The porn industry makes around 4 billion dollars a year. Time to start contributing to Obama.

They have enough money at its disposal to wield significant political influence. Unfortunately the public perception of the industry is roughly equivalent to the mob (actually, thanks to the pop culture romanticizing the mob, the people in porn are likely considered more unseemly than the thugs in the mafia). One of the big production companies could probably throw a few hundred million Obama's way, but if (and it's a big if),. he accepted the money, his political opponents and the mainstream press would go nuts


SpookyPACs.
 
2012-07-20 10:30:06 AM  

HellRaisingHoosier: Imagine walking around a park and holding up some fingers close to your eyes to make it appear as if


krapps.com
 
2012-07-20 10:31:10 AM  

themindiswatching: Actually, there's a significant number of people who have gotten addicted to Internet porn, and it's mostly because our brains aren't adapted to it. Doesn't mean we should ban it though.


You can become addicted to ANYTHING. Go here for details. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_My_Strange_Addiction_episodes
 
2012-07-20 10:33:49 AM  

Graffito: HellRaisingHoosier: They're sexualizing women who do not intend to be sexually provocative. Instead of being perverts, why not just look at the women who want to be sexually provocative?

Imagine walking around a park and holding up some fingers close to your eyes to make it appear as if women were running around naked. Don't you think the average person might see a problem with that?

Mormon Guy: "Look at this awesome picture of a naked girl" *shows bubble porn*
Normal Guy: "That's my sister, and she was wearing a bathing suit in that picture you farking asshole."

It's official: Mormon porn is actually more perverted then normal porn.

That would be acknowledging women as sexual beings rather than sin crevices.



In my opinion women aren't sexual beings ... well, anymore then a man is. These Mormons are the ones taking pictures of women in a normal environment and making them sexual.

Once again, it all comes down to control.

Mormons could just view pornography. Women in adult films WANT to show you. But no. These men want to tell those women they cannot do that, while perverting women who do not want to be viewed in that way.
 
2012-07-20 10:34:11 AM  

mainstreet62: [i291.photobucket.com image 616x436]


Oldie but goodie. ;)
 
2012-07-20 10:35:16 AM  
img443.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-20 10:36:22 AM  

liquidsiphon: quatchi: liquidsiphon: Quick GIS and you are right.. they are all bubbled. Gazillion bubbles porn.

See, and some people say Fark doesn't teach ya stuff.

Silly people!

The funniest part is the bubbled suggests nudity. None of those models are nude. Take the bubbles away and they are just good looking women with bikinis. The suggestion is the porn.

[www.impactpress.com image 300x431]


Agreed. I see the pics of bikinis and my hindbrain says "nice looking" and moves on. With the bubbling, my hindbrain says "zomgnaked!".
 
2012-07-20 10:38:39 AM  
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Nicely played.
 
2012-07-20 10:39:21 AM  
Eliminate porn and the entire internet could be stored on a Colecovision cartridge.
 
2012-07-20 10:46:10 AM  
So he wants to outsource another industry?
 
2012-07-20 10:46:24 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Eliminate porn and the entire internet could be stored on a Colecovision cartridge would consist of a single website called "Bring Back the Porn".


FTFY

/with apologies to John C. McGinley for stealing his line.
 
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