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2012-07-19 09:14:00 PM
Obama really needs to win in November. I don't like being outraged, much less outraged for four year with the crazy shiat Romney wants to do with the country. Republicans like being outraged all the time, they listen to Rush Limbaugh, after all. Republicans should vote for Obama too.
 
2012-07-19 09:14:55 PM
No, no, anything but the porn! NOOOOOOO!
 
2012-07-19 09:16:22 PM
Aaaaaaand he just might have motivated every single college student out there.
 
2012-07-19 09:32:39 PM
Mormons are so opposed to porn that the state with the highest per-capita rate of downloading porn is.....Utah.

Also, Mormons don't masturbate. Ever. Swear to God.
 
2012-07-19 09:34:59 PM
So there's no Mormon porn out there? I would think with their penchant for multiple wives and eternal sexual submission that these things would pretty much write themselves.
 
2012-07-19 09:35:16 PM
Does this mean we get to dig up Edwin Meese and rape him back to death with a giant black dildo?

Sounds fun!
 
2012-07-19 09:37:05 PM

revrendjim: Also, Mormons don't masturbate. Ever.


They just retroactively ejaculate.
 
2012-07-19 09:42:08 PM
I dont trust anything that comes from the Romney campaign.

This asshole will tell the person what they want to hear.

Romney could give two shiats about porn. He just wants their votes, just like all the other flip-flopping bullshiat that comes from his mouth.
 
2012-07-19 09:54:38 PM
Well, there goes San Francisco's votes.

San Francisco, where the "Conservative" running for County Supervisor in 2010 was a pre-op trans-sexual adult bookstore owner.
 
2012-07-19 10:22:42 PM

miss diminutive: So there's no Mormon porn out there?


I'm off, my lady...
 
2012-07-19 10:36:16 PM

miss diminutive: So there's no Mormon porn out there? I would think with their penchant for multiple wives and eternal sexual submission that these things would pretty much write themselves.


Is this what you're looking for?(NSFW just to be safe, but it probably isn't)
 
2012-07-19 10:45:08 PM
Romney just declared war on theimg1.fark.net tag.

This is a battle he cannot win.
 
2012-07-19 10:47:52 PM
I can't fap to this.
 
2012-07-19 10:57:19 PM

WI241TH: Is this what you're looking for?(NSFW just to be safe, but it probably isn't)


Those bubbles are extremely obscene, I'll have you know!
 
2012-07-19 10:57:30 PM

teto85: Well, there goes San Francisco's votes.

San Francisco, where the "Conservative" running for County Supervisor in 2010 was a pre-op trans-sexual adult bookstore owner.


Small business-owner/job creator. I can see it.
 
2012-07-19 11:18:32 PM

Well, it's been fun, Mittens. Nice knowin' ya.

This little pet cause of yours just cost you the 2012 Presidential election. What are you going to do now?

www.valuewalk.com
I'm goin' to the Tiki Theater with Fred Willard!
 
2012-07-19 11:54:39 PM
THE FINAL STRAW!
 
2012-07-20 12:12:24 AM

platedlizard: teto85: Well, there goes San Francisco's votes.

San Francisco, where the "Conservative" running for County Supervisor in 2010 was a pre-op trans-sexual adult bookstore owner.

Small business-owner/job creator. I can see it.


She wanted to give homeless people vouchers instead of housing at the Presidio.
 
2012-07-20 12:22:51 AM
 
2012-07-20 12:30:32 AM
I imagine this will be as successful as the war on drugs.
 
2012-07-20 12:39:53 AM

themindiswatching: Actually, there's a significant number of people who have gotten addicted to Internet porn, and it's mostly because our brains aren't adapted to it. Doesn't mean we should ban it though.


Hell no. If anything, our lack of adaptation means we need more of it.

Of course, then you run the risk of humanity getting bored with porn. And then what happens? What's our next obsession as a species?

Pokemon.
 
2012-07-20 01:02:07 AM

revrendjim: Mormons are so opposed to porn that the state with the highest per-capita rate of downloading porn is.....Utah.

Also, Mormons don't masturbate. Ever. Swear to God.


They do, but it costs more than it costs Protestants. Plus their magic underwear gets stained.

/with catholics all bets are off
 
2012-07-20 01:05:44 AM

themindiswatching: Actually, there's a significant number of people who have gotten addicted to Internet porn, and it's mostly because our brains aren't adapted to it. Doesn't mean we should ban it though.


BS. People get "hooked" on internet porn because it's a hell of a lot easier and cheaper than snagging a girlfriend. Now excuse me while I go fap to some internet porn.
 
2012-07-20 01:12:50 AM
Ha, yet another reason not to vote for him.
 
2012-07-20 01:13:07 AM
Trueman said convictions for distributing porn that displays group sex, simulated rape, incest, psuedo child porn, violence or unusual fetishes...

So we've established that you despise your own desires, which may or may not involve feet, body waste, or whatever it is you're into. You do have a point about incest, provided that it's real. But, go on -

"unless it's just waist-up nudity of women's breasts it probably can't be found obscene somewhere in the country." Emphasis mine because it was clearly a typo in the article, given that it's the next part of his sentence.

OK, so why are you OK with breasts and not vaginas? What's the farking difference? Who crowned you arbiter of what's too much skin to be shown? Most importantly, do you guys ignore all the gore in daytime reruns of NCIS but don't mention it because they blur out the genitals of the eviscerated bodies in the morgue?
 
2012-07-20 01:18:30 AM

dopeydwarf: People get "hooked" on internet porn because it's a hell of a lot easier and cheaper than snagging a girlfriend. Now excuse me while I go fap to some internet porn.


TMI: I watch more porn (THAT'S CODE FOR MASTURBATION BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE) when I'm involved with a woman than when I'm not. Not sure how to explain it, but I assume it has something to do with having constant access to arousal, and that arousal doesn't disappear just because she leaves.

It's not the porn. It's me. The porn just happens to be the easiest tool. When I was a kid, I just used my imagination. Still do, in a pinch.
 
2012-07-20 01:21:58 AM
Yet another batch of hate-filled moralists out to repress in others that which they loathe and must defeat in themselves.
 
2012-07-20 01:23:08 AM

WI241TH: miss diminutive: So there's no Mormon porn out there? I would think with their penchant for multiple wives and eternal sexual submission that these things would pretty much write themselves.

Is this what you're looking for?(NSFW just to be safe, but it probably isn't)


HAHA, that, is incredible. +1
 
2012-07-20 01:52:43 AM
Yes, Romney will prosecute porn just as much as he'll eliminate the messycans from crossing the border.

Not everything you read on the internet is true, kiddies.


A google search for the last 24 hours shows no major media coverage.

There is a reason for this.

It's a smear campaign, get over it.


Now, if that comment was taken out of context and it's true meaning was, "He will be prosecuting those file sharing illegal made copies of porn", then you might have something there.
 
2012-07-20 02:37:34 AM
...From my cold, dead, extremely sticky hands
 
2012-07-20 02:43:35 AM
This is what you get, Protestants, when you nominate a Mormon. You're digging your own graves.
 
2012-07-20 02:44:06 AM
Dammit! Do I have to go back to Sear's underwear mags again?
 
2012-07-20 02:44:36 AM

dopeydwarf: themindiswatching: Actually, there's a significant number of people who have gotten addicted to Internet porn, and it's mostly because our brains aren't adapted to it. Doesn't mean we should ban it though.

BS. People get "hooked" on internet porn because it's a hell of a lot easier and cheaper than snagging a girlfriend. Now excuse me while I go fap to some internet porn.


encrypted-tbn3.google.com
 
2012-07-20 02:45:22 AM
small government my ass
 
2012-07-20 02:47:20 AM
Didn't this lady endorse masturbation? Want to stop masturbation Romney, just remind them who wants you to.

www.biography.com

/scary
//image is hot
 
2012-07-20 02:47:41 AM
No shiat they're the party of small government. It's got to be small enough to fit into every bedroom, pair of drawers and vagina.
 
2012-07-20 02:49:54 AM

Tickle Mittens: No shiat they're the party of small government. It's got to be small enough to fit into every bedroom, pair of drawers and vagina.


giggity
 
2012-07-20 02:52:29 AM
Kirk Cameron strikes again. :P

Link Pops
 
2012-07-20 02:53:11 AM

Xexi: It's a smear campaign, get over it.


A smear campaign... against the R candidate... by long-time right-wing demagogue Patrick Trueman? Is that what you're going with?

Oh, or wait, are you accusing The Daily Caller of committing blatant libel?

Which is it?
 
2012-07-20 02:54:07 AM
 
2012-07-20 02:54:16 AM

Xexi: Yes, Romney will prosecute porn just as much as he'll eliminate the messycans from crossing the border.

Not everything you read on the internet is true, kiddies.


A google search for the last 24 hours shows no major media coverage.

There is a reason for this.

It's a smear campaign, get over it.


Now, if that comment was taken out of context and it's true meaning was, "He will be prosecuting those file sharing illegal made copies of porn", then you might have something there.


This.

There are plenty of reasons to dislike Romney and to keep him the fark away from the White House. Until there's further confirmation, this isn't one of them.
 
2012-07-20 02:55:02 AM
Meese Commission 2: Electric Fapaloo?

Is Romney just trying to lose now?

/From my cold dead sticky hands, Mittens!
 
2012-07-20 02:55:41 AM

revrendjim: Mormons are so opposed to porn that the state with the highest per-capita rate of downloading porn is.....Utah.

Also, Mormons don't masturbate. Ever. Swear to God.


While I would be perfectly content to have this statement be true... doesn't it deserve a "citationneeded.jpg" ?
 
2012-07-20 02:56:49 AM
The porn industry makes around 4 billion dollars a year. Time to start contributing to Obama.
 
2012-07-20 02:58:31 AM
Well I'm sure this is going to go down swell with all the "smaller government/less intrusion into our public lives" contingency.

Sounds like a great idea.
 
2012-07-20 02:59:01 AM
img441.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-20 03:00:55 AM

themindiswatching: Actually, there's a significant number of people who have gotten addicted to Internet porn, and it's mostly because our brains aren't adapted to it. Doesn't mean we should ban it though.


We weren't fully adapted to alcohol, but Prohibition solved nothing. Really, this and Fred Willard's arrest make me wonder while we give a fark about people private fantasies.
 
2012-07-20 03:01:10 AM

miss diminutive: So there's no Mormon porn out there? I would think with their penchant for multiple wives and eternal sexual submission that these things would pretty much write themselves.


[challenge accepted]

According to a very informative GIS for 'Mormon Pr0n" there is apparently a process called "bubbling" which makes otherwise tame pics into "mormon porn".

i293.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-20 03:03:06 AM

quatchi: miss diminutive: So there's no Mormon porn out there? I would think with their penchant for multiple wives and eternal sexual submission that these things would pretty much write themselves.

[challenge accepted]

According to a very informative GIS for 'Mormon Pr0n" there is apparently a process called "bubbling" which makes otherwise tame pics into "mormon porn".

[i293.photobucket.com image 850x414]


Quick GIS and you are right.. they are all bubbled. Gazillion bubbles porn.
 
2012-07-20 03:04:12 AM
Porn isn't keeping me single. A history of crazy girlfriends and a county DA who got a murder conviction against a man when his runaway prone manic depressive wife went missing just makes me a little leery.

And if it turned out that Romney was opposed to illegal porn downloads it could be just as terrifying, with broad powers turned to the topic and every male's computer being subject to seizure just incase you had illegally downloaded porn.

/I'm working on a way out of this crazy place.
//Could someone suggest a town where the women ain't crazy?
 
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