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(KOB4)   You're driving drunk and have just taken out 60 feet of your neighbor's cinder block wall. Do you (C) Get out of the car and take a leak on her lawn?   (kob.com) divider line 69
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2012-07-19 09:15:15 PM  
Might as well at that point.
 
2012-07-19 09:17:15 PM  
www.kcparent.com
 
2012-07-19 09:22:49 PM  
Wipe it off on her drapes.
 
2012-07-19 09:26:27 PM  
Depends. Does the lawn look dry?
 
2012-07-19 09:32:30 PM  
Damn right I do.
 
2012-07-19 09:36:31 PM  
Mission accomplished
 
2012-07-19 09:42:24 PM  
You're driving drunk and have just taken out 60 feet of your neighbor's cinder block wall. Do you (C) Get out of the car and take a leak on her lawn?

I think that by the time I had hit the cinder block wall, I would have already pissed my pants.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-07-19 09:45:34 PM  
A drunk driving politician around here upgraded a ride home to a jail cell when he dropped his pants in front of the police officers who stopped him. When you gotta go, you gotta go.
 
2012-07-19 09:45:41 PM  

Fark Me To Tears: You're driving drunk and have just taken out 60 feet of your neighbor's cinder block wall. Do you (C) Get out of the car and take a leak on her lawn?

I think that by the time I had hit the cinder block wall, I would have already pissed my pants.


Which leaves option (D) Wring out your pants on her lawn?
 
2012-07-19 10:06:10 PM  
If I was in my 350 brake horsepower 5100 pound dry net weight Pontiac Pariesenne I would, but in anything less than that, I'd be lucky to get piss on the paramedics.
 
2012-07-19 10:07:54 PM  

Fark Me To Tears: You're driving drunk and have just taken out 60 feet of your neighbor's cinder block wall. Do you (C) Get out of the car and take a leak on her lawn?

I think that by the time I had hit the cinder block wall, I would have already pissed my pants.


Shaking fear always kicks in about 60 to 90 seconds afterward. Just enough time to get out of the car and take a wee.
 
2012-07-19 10:17:20 PM  
You shouldn't pee on someone's lawn.
 
2012-07-19 10:18:22 PM  
Seems like the appropriate next step.
 
2012-07-19 10:19:13 PM  
Well, when you gotta go, you gotta go
 
2012-07-19 10:19:47 PM  
Better the lawn than the dog.
 
2012-07-19 10:21:48 PM  
FTA: "I don't want people like that in a neighborhood... especially someone exposing themselves," a neighbor said.

Absolutely - because someone driving crazy enough to take out 60ft of cinder block wall isn't THAT big a deal, but heaven forbid some kid sees his wiener.
 
2012-07-19 10:22:22 PM  
Jesus lady how about giving a man a little privacy to take a piss. It's not his fault you marched your family out to watch.
 
2012-07-19 10:22:24 PM  
I thought these stories of the Kennedy family antics were a thing of the past.

/drtfa
 
2012-07-19 10:22:41 PM  
60 feet of a cinder block wall? That's one hell of a vehicle, I need to get me one of those
 
2012-07-19 10:23:20 PM  
Gotta water it fast if you want the wall to grow back before she notices it's gone.
 
2012-07-19 10:24:16 PM  
Well I took a piss at fortune's sweet kiss
It's like eatin' caviar and dirt


/Oblig.
 
gja
2012-07-19 10:24:35 PM  
What the fark is that car made out of? Depleted uranium? 60 feet of wall? DAYUM!
 
2012-07-19 10:24:37 PM  
Honestly?

Yes.
 
2012-07-19 10:24:56 PM  
It would really depend on my level of intoxication, the sheer volume of alcohol I had consumed and the duration of time that had passed since I'd last taken a piss.
 
2012-07-19 10:26:30 PM  

TommyymmoT: Might as well at that point.


That is, word for word, what I came here to say
 
2012-07-19 10:32:09 PM  
Situation has gone from bad to bladder.
 
2012-07-19 10:35:23 PM  
That's not a wall...
 
2012-07-19 10:38:42 PM  
She said the driver showed up at her doorstep Thursday morning after bonding out of jail to apologize, adding that he could not remember much of anything.

"Sorry" isn't going to fix my wall, you drunken putz.
 
2012-07-19 10:40:00 PM  
I'm sorry. Alleged drunken putz
 
2012-07-19 10:43:07 PM  
Yes.

Wait, maybe.

Is she hot?
 
2012-07-19 10:44:31 PM  

TommyymmoT: Might as well at that point.


Yep.

And once the police slap the cuffs on you it's going to be a while before you get a chance to go, unless you piss on yourself.
 
2012-07-19 10:46:56 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: If I was in my 350 brake horsepower 5100 pound dry net weight Pontiac Pariesenne I would, but in anything less than that, I'd be lucky to get piss on the paramedics.


Are you bragging about owning a Pontiac or am I missing some kind of joke here?
 
2012-07-19 10:47:42 PM  
He'll never get over Rio Rancho.
 
2012-07-19 10:50:44 PM  

uncleacid: He'll never get over Rio Rancho.


Over Rio Rancho?
 
2012-07-19 10:50:48 PM  
What is this lush's FARK handle?
 
2012-07-19 10:52:11 PM  
Albuquerque? *Checks article*...close enough. Welcome to my neighborhood.

CSB - While housesitting for my parents about 10 years ago, I heard a loud boom. I ran outside to see a 4Runner sticking through the recently rebuilt/restuccoed cinder block wall around the back yard. The driver stumbled out with Corona in hand, begging me not to call the cops because "I'm a manager at Grandy's and I'm good for it!! I promise!"
/C(though fairly pointless)SB
 
2012-07-19 10:54:14 PM  

uncleacid: He'll never get over Rio Rancho.


Is this a Glengarry Glen Ross reference? Because I was all sorts of trashed when I watched that.
 
2012-07-19 10:55:46 PM  

gja: What the fark is that car made out of? Depleted uranium? 60 feet of wall? DAYUM!


Seriously. FTA : "A more than 60 foot long wall crumbled down to a pile of debris just yards from her house."

It's not the neighborhood that's the problem, it's bad contractors. Who built this wall? Montreal condo promoters??
 
2012-07-19 10:56:40 PM  
Just don't whizz on the electric fence
 
2012-07-19 10:56:47 PM  

Jument: Marcus Aurelius: If I was in my 350 brake horsepower 5100 pound dry net weight Pontiac Pariesenne I would, but in anything less than that, I'd be lucky to get piss on the paramedics.

Are you bragging about owning a Pontiac or am I missing some kind of joke here?


Pontiacs used to rock. I had a line on used company cars from a guy that used to carry a case of oil in his trunk so he could pull it over when he hit 3,000 miles and change the oil at a rest stop. I paid $500 each for pristine vehicle with 100,000+ miles on them whose worst flaw was chewing gum in the ash tray.

The last one I totaled was on a deer at 50 MPH and I made a $5000 profit. Not my fault, either.
 
2012-07-19 11:00:07 PM  

tollbooth_willy: Albuquerque? *Checks article*...close enough. Welcome to my neighborhood.

CSB - While housesitting for my parents about 10 years ago, I heard a loud boom. I ran outside to see a 4Runner sticking through the recently rebuilt/restuccoed cinder block wall around the back yard. The driver stumbled out with Corona in hand, begging me not to call the cops because "I'm a manager at Grandy's and I'm good for it!! I promise!"
/C(though fairly pointless)SB




Dammit, now I want Grandy's....best munchies chicken fried steak evar.


tollbooth_willy: uncleacid: He'll never get over Rio Rancho.

Is this a Glengarry Glen Ross reference? Because I was all sorts of trashed when I watched that.



No, "Airplane!"
 
2012-07-19 11:00:25 PM  
wonder if the wall was e-z to take out due to it's many years of exposure to moisture, soil, roots, run off and what-not. house foundations have a limited life, walls may too. don't know.

/heavy on the what-not
 
2012-07-19 11:03:33 PM  
Now residents are questioning the safety of their Corrales Heights neighborhood.

"I don't want people like that in a neighborhood... especially someone exposing themselves," a neighbor said.

especially someone exposing themselves

People be farking crazy.
 
2012-07-19 11:03:48 PM  

adeist69: tollbooth_willy: Is this a Glengarry Glen Ross reference? Because I was all sorts of trashed when I watched that.


No, "Airplane!"


Dammit I fail. I must have picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
 
2012-07-19 11:04:05 PM  
i291.photobucket.com

HAVE YOU LOST YOUR fakrING MIND!??!?!
 
2012-07-19 11:06:15 PM  
HELL YES YOU DO!
Because doing it after taking out 70 feet of cinder block wall would just be silly...
 
2012-07-19 11:09:32 PM  
I would also PRETEND to be drunk after I did that sort of thing too.

PRETEND
 
2012-07-19 11:12:08 PM  
Like a boss:
www.ijohnpederson.com
 
2012-07-19 11:14:52 PM  
i830.photobucket.com

When you gotta go, you gotta go.
 
2012-07-19 11:16:58 PM  

Deacon Blue: TommyymmoT: Might as well at that point.

That is, word for word, what I came here to say


Word!
 
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