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2012-07-19 08:55:41 PM
8 votes:

consider this: What happens if I stick my dick in it?


Same thing that happens whenever you do that to women.

It asks if it's in yet, then starts to laugh.
2012-07-19 08:51:18 PM
8 votes:
Uuuummm... how deep is that mouth?

/Just wondering...
2012-07-19 09:45:24 PM
5 votes:
Kissing device lets you send a long-distance smooch

Can I send it around the world to myself?
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2012-07-19 09:35:23 PM
5 votes:
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2012-07-19 09:13:49 PM
5 votes:
static.tvguide.com
2012-07-19 08:56:26 PM
4 votes:

consider this: What happens if I stick my dick in it?


Baby come out.
2012-07-19 09:46:05 PM
3 votes:

Joliebleu: I fear the kind of stranger that would send a kiss via such a device... I did giggle when I thought of naming it Henry though, I am odd.


It seems like it would have to have a weirder name, you know?

Something like... Benedict Cumberbatch.
2012-07-19 09:35:12 PM
3 votes:

I. R. Rottweiler: Uuuummm... how deep is that mouth?

/Just wondering...



That's not really important, is it? The big questions are 'Does it have a drain hole?' & 'Is it dishwasher safe?'
2012-07-19 09:28:32 PM
3 votes:
imgboot.com
2012-07-19 09:12:21 PM
3 votes:
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2012-07-19 08:53:09 PM
3 votes:
What happens if I stick my dick in it?
2012-07-20 07:27:49 AM
2 votes:
onfinite.com
2012-07-20 12:26:30 AM
2 votes:
www.newscientist.comwww.robotvsbadger.com
2012-07-20 12:05:50 AM
2 votes:

AppleOptionEsc: Fista-Phobia: [hackedgadgets.com image 850x478]

Sheeeeeeit.

You know how hard it is to repress memories? Fark you, buddy!


rappy: Fista-Phobia: [hackedgadgets.com image 850x478]

Sheeeeeeit.

W.T.F.




Wait until you HEAR IT AND SEE IT MOVE (clicky pops)
2012-07-19 11:33:42 PM
2 votes:
img833.imageshack.us
2012-07-19 09:43:00 PM
2 votes:
Unveiled at the Designing Interactive Systems conference in Newcastle, UK, in June, Kissenger comprises a pair of pressure-sensitive soft plastic lips which protrude through a smooth plastic casing the size of a large Easter egg.

Um... Nothing named "Kissenger" will ever touch my lips. The inevitable mental association would not be pleasant.

Also, I think you meant that it's the shape of a large Easter egg. Anything larger than an average Easter egg is the size of a large Easter egg. A brick, for example, or a gila monster, or your mom. And anyway, why an Easter egg, as opposed to just, you know, an egg? An Easter egg is distinguished from a non-Easter egg by neither its shape nor its size, but rather by virtue of being decorated, which this object is not (a creepy-ass set of robotic lips does not qualify). The thing has the shape of a large egg. Even the word large isn't a good decriptive choice, because in the context of eggs, it denotes a specific size range far smaller than the... than the Kissenger, as I suppose I must call it. So it is the size of an ostrich egg, then, or an emu egg, or whatever kind of egg best fits. That would probably give most of your readers there at the NewScientist a good idea of how big the Kissenger is, but to be sure, maybe you should just say that it is shaped like an eight-inch egg or whatever.

/ I may have too much time on my hands
2012-07-19 09:23:00 PM
2 votes:
The implications for the internet porn industry are staggering.
2012-07-19 09:22:21 PM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-07-19 09:18:16 PM
2 votes:
WAHOO!!!! MY FIRST GREEN!! MAINPAGE!!!!!

/cruise control for cool
2012-07-19 08:57:17 PM
2 votes:
That thing sure does have a purty mouth.
2012-07-19 08:52:59 PM
2 votes:
i1126.photobucket.com
2012-07-19 06:57:54 PM
2 votes:
That is HORRIFIC.
2012-07-21 06:45:58 AM
1 votes:
Pucker up, buttercup!

images.wikia.com
2012-07-20 08:14:35 AM
1 votes:
www.threadbombing.com
2012-07-20 02:03:22 AM
1 votes:
Came for Big Bang Theory reference.


UNGH!
2012-07-20 12:46:54 AM
1 votes:
Reminds me of the FUFME. (NSFW)

Windows 95/98/NT compatible!
2012-07-20 12:34:08 AM
1 votes:

MrHappyRotter: What the fark? We still haven't truly, fully cured all cancers yet, there are people dying of AIDS, people dying of hunger and people dying at the hands of other people. We have children born to parents that do not want them and parents that abort their children for the most flippant of reasons. I'm sure for every serious problem I could list, there are in fact orders of magnitudes more. And so in light of that, I have to plead for my own sanity...why the fark would anybody spend valuable scientific money on this?


Because f*ck you, thats why
2012-07-19 11:45:21 PM
1 votes:

Fista-Phobia: [hackedgadgets.com image 850x478]

Sheeeeeeit.


You know how hard it is to repress memories? Fark you, buddy!
2012-07-19 11:34:45 PM
1 votes:
img41.imageshack.us
2012-07-19 10:54:59 PM
1 votes:
hackedgadgets.com

Sheeeeeeit.
2012-07-19 10:12:16 PM
1 votes:

Howser: My wanking glove


i830.photobucket.com

"It's so bad."
2012-07-19 09:39:50 PM
1 votes:
Paint the egg black... and see if it sings, "Michael Rennie was ill the Day the Earth Stood Still, but he told us, where we stand..."

/KISS IT, VIRGIN!! KISS IT!!
2012-07-19 09:31:59 PM
1 votes:
An egg with giant lips?
oi46.tinypic.com
How horrible.
2012-07-19 09:04:13 PM
1 votes:
Well now there goes any excuse for any IT workers on overtime to go home.

/Your wife's waiting at home? Go suck an egg. No, I mean it.
2012-07-19 09:00:15 PM
1 votes:
I'll pay $20 bucks extra if they put a tongue with it.
2012-07-19 08:58:38 PM
1 votes:
Reminds me of Howard the Duck.
2012-07-19 08:56:56 PM
1 votes:
www.lolwut.com
2012-07-19 08:55:29 PM
1 votes:
I laughed too, too hard at this once I clicked the article.

+1, subby, you magnificent bastard!
2012-07-19 08:50:17 PM
1 votes:
images.cheezburger.com
 
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