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23450 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Jul 2012 at 8:45 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-07-19 08:51:18 PM  
5 votes:
Uuuummm... how deep is that mouth?

/Just wondering...
2012-07-19 09:43:00 PM  
2 votes:
Unveiled at the Designing Interactive Systems conference in Newcastle, UK, in June, Kissenger comprises a pair of pressure-sensitive soft plastic lips which protrude through a smooth plastic casing the size of a large Easter egg.

Um... Nothing named "Kissenger" will ever touch my lips. The inevitable mental association would not be pleasant.

Also, I think you meant that it's the shape of a large Easter egg. Anything larger than an average Easter egg is the size of a large Easter egg. A brick, for example, or a gila monster, or your mom. And anyway, why an Easter egg, as opposed to just, you know, an egg? An Easter egg is distinguished from a non-Easter egg by neither its shape nor its size, but rather by virtue of being decorated, which this object is not (a creepy-ass set of robotic lips does not qualify). The thing has the shape of a large egg. Even the word large isn't a good decriptive choice, because in the context of eggs, it denotes a specific size range far smaller than the... than the Kissenger, as I suppose I must call it. So it is the size of an ostrich egg, then, or an emu egg, or whatever kind of egg best fits. That would probably give most of your readers there at the NewScientist a good idea of how big the Kissenger is, but to be sure, maybe you should just say that it is shaped like an eight-inch egg or whatever.

/ I may have too much time on my hands
2012-07-19 09:23:00 PM  
2 votes:
The implications for the internet porn industry are staggering.
2012-07-20 07:27:49 AM  
1 vote:
2012-07-20 02:03:22 AM  
1 vote:
Came for Big Bang Theory reference.

2012-07-20 12:26:30 AM  
1 vote:
2012-07-19 10:54:59 PM  
1 vote:

2012-07-19 09:46:05 PM  
1 vote:

Joliebleu: I fear the kind of stranger that would send a kiss via such a device... I did giggle when I thought of naming it Henry though, I am odd.

It seems like it would have to have a weirder name, you know?

Something like... Benedict Cumberbatch.
2012-07-19 09:35:23 PM  
1 vote:
2012-07-19 09:35:12 PM  
1 vote:

I. R. Rottweiler: Uuuummm... how deep is that mouth?

/Just wondering...

That's not really important, is it? The big questions are 'Does it have a drain hole?' & 'Is it dishwasher safe?'
2012-07-19 09:18:16 PM  
1 vote:

/cruise control for cool
2012-07-19 09:13:49 PM  
1 vote:
2012-07-19 09:00:15 PM  
1 vote:
I'll pay $20 bucks extra if they put a tongue with it.
2012-07-19 08:56:26 PM  
1 vote:

consider this: What happens if I stick my dick in it?

Baby come out.
2012-07-19 08:55:41 PM  
1 vote:

consider this: What happens if I stick my dick in it?

Same thing that happens whenever you do that to women.

It asks if it's in yet, then starts to laugh.
2012-07-19 08:55:29 PM  
1 vote:
I laughed too, too hard at this once I clicked the article.

+1, subby, you magnificent bastard!
2012-07-19 08:54:47 PM  
1 vote:
I think I'm in love.
2012-07-19 08:53:09 PM  
1 vote:
What happens if I stick my dick in it?
2012-07-19 08:51:48 PM  
1 vote:
I'm pretty sure this device would be more popular if they'd only included a mechanical tongue and a very deep throat.
2012-07-19 08:51:47 PM  
1 vote:

crypticsatellite: That is HORRIFIC.

With all the tech savvy skiz we have, we're still like 5 years away from being able to send a loved one, or a Craig's List hook up a beeg at the click of a button?
2012-07-19 08:49:22 PM  
1 vote:
Ummm that's not creepy at all.
2012-07-19 08:49:14 PM  
1 vote:
...and on that glorious day, long-distance relationships were saved from being silly and forever doomed!
2012-07-19 08:46:44 PM  
1 vote:
Didn't Howard make one on TBBT?
2012-07-19 06:57:54 PM  
1 vote:
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