If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(New Scientist)   LOL WUT   (newscientist.com) divider line 114
    More: Weird, Internet meme, pressure sensor, Ig Nobel Prizes, actuators, shapeshifting, long-distance relationship, Mr. Potato Head, The Man With Two Brains  
•       •       •

23408 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Jul 2012 at 8:45 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



114 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all
 
2012-07-19 06:57:54 PM
That is HORRIFIC.
 
2012-07-19 08:46:44 PM
Didn't Howard make one on TBBT?
 
2012-07-19 08:47:12 PM
OH, HELL NO!!!
 
2012-07-19 08:48:10 PM
LOL WUT?!!?!
 
2012-07-19 08:48:15 PM
Looks more like some sort of joke. Not practical in the least.
 
2012-07-19 08:49:14 PM
...and on that glorious day, long-distance relationships were saved from being silly and forever doomed!
 
2012-07-19 08:49:22 PM
Ummm that's not creepy at all.
 
2012-07-19 08:50:17 PM
images.cheezburger.com
 
2012-07-19 08:51:04 PM
It'd be less weird to have that on a Real Doll, just kissing a sex toy, than to kiss long distance with it.

/Me thinks
 
2012-07-19 08:51:18 PM
Uuuummm... how deep is that mouth?

/Just wondering...
 
2012-07-19 08:51:47 PM

crypticsatellite: That is HORRIFIC.


Agreed,
With all the tech savvy skiz we have, we're still like 5 years away from being able to send a loved one, or a Craig's List hook up a beeg at the click of a button?
Outrage!
 
2012-07-19 08:51:48 PM
I'm pretty sure this device would be more popular if they'd only included a mechanical tongue and a very deep throat.
 
2012-07-19 08:52:35 PM
how was it I knew right away this was from Japan?
 
2012-07-19 08:52:59 PM
i1126.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-19 08:53:09 PM
What happens if I stick my dick in it?
 
2012-07-19 08:53:37 PM
web.mit.edu
 
2012-07-19 08:54:47 PM
I think I'm in love.
 
2012-07-19 08:55:29 PM
I laughed too, too hard at this once I clicked the article.

+1, subby, you magnificent bastard!
 
2012-07-19 08:55:41 PM

consider this: What happens if I stick my dick in it?


Same thing that happens whenever you do that to women.

It asks if it's in yet, then starts to laugh.
 
2012-07-19 08:56:12 PM
Of course it's Asian. Why wouldn't it be Asian.
 
2012-07-19 08:56:26 PM

consider this: What happens if I stick my dick in it?


Baby come out.
 
2012-07-19 08:56:40 PM
What the fark? We still haven't truly, fully cured all cancers yet, there are people dying of AIDS, people dying of hunger and people dying at the hands of other people. We have children born to parents that do not want them and parents that abort their children for the most flippant of reasons. I'm sure for every serious problem I could list, there are in fact orders of magnitudes more. And so in light of that, I have to plead for my own sanity...why the fark would anybody spend valuable scientific money on this?
 
2012-07-19 08:56:56 PM
www.lolwut.com
 
2012-07-19 08:57:08 PM

consider this: What happens if I stick my dick in it?




I'll let someone else go first...

/zzzzap
 
2012-07-19 08:57:17 PM
That thing sure does have a purty mouth.
 
2012-07-19 08:58:38 PM
Reminds me of Howard the Duck.
 
2012-07-19 09:00:15 PM
I'll pay $20 bucks extra if they put a tongue with it.
 
2012-07-19 09:01:36 PM

MrHappyRotter: What the fark? We still haven't truly, fully cured all cancers yet, there are people dying of AIDS, people dying of hunger and people dying at the hands of other people. We have children born to parents that do not want them and parents that abort their children for the most flippant of reasons. I'm sure for every serious problem I could list, there are in fact orders of magnitudes more. And so in light of that, I have to plead for my own sanity...why the fark would anybody spend valuable scientific money on this?


ummmm, to amuse us?
 
2012-07-19 09:04:13 PM
Well now there goes any excuse for any IT workers on overtime to go home.

/Your wife's waiting at home? Go suck an egg. No, I mean it.
 
2012-07-19 09:05:15 PM
Umm someone already took it to the next level well over a decade ago.
http://www.welookdoyou.com/fufme/inde x.shtml.html

/sfw? Hard to say...
//no link. Why yes im lazy, why do you ask?
 
2012-07-19 09:05:47 PM

mycathatesyou: Didn't Howard make one on TBBT?


Yup
 
2012-07-19 09:06:11 PM
Is this supposed to be satire?
 
2012-07-19 09:07:28 PM
Jury's still out? I'll wait and see what kind of reviews it gets on Amazon.
 
2012-07-19 09:07:51 PM
The device is a prototype and Samani says it will not be commercialised until "all the ethical and technical considerations are covered". He adds: "I am not interested in sexual uses for it."

sex is not ethical? screw ethics then!
 
2012-07-19 09:12:21 PM
d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
 
2012-07-19 09:12:27 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I laughed too, too hard at this once I clicked the article.

+1, subby, you magnificent bastard!


But the thing is.... well... it .... kinda.... okay fine it's funny.
 
2012-07-19 09:13:49 PM
static.tvguide.com
 
2012-07-19 09:18:16 PM
WAHOO!!!! MY FIRST GREEN!! MAINPAGE!!!!!

/cruise control for cool
 
2012-07-19 09:20:47 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I laughed too, too hard at this once I clicked the article.

+1, subby, you magnificent bastard!


High praise from TMLO.... I thank you, Sir
 
2012-07-19 09:21:03 PM
Reminds me of a Behelit. You know, that thing from Berserk that summons the five rulers of Hell?
 
2012-07-19 09:21:31 PM
Thanks a lot for the nightmare fuel,subby.
 
2012-07-19 09:22:21 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-19 09:23:00 PM
The implications for the internet porn industry are staggering.
 
2012-07-19 09:26:45 PM

MrHappyRotter: What the fark? We still haven't truly, fully cured all cancers yet, there are people dying of AIDS, people dying of hunger and people dying at the hands of other people. We have children born to parents that do not want them and parents that abort their children for the most flippant of reasons. I'm sure for every serious problem I could list, there are in fact orders of magnitudes more. And so in light of that, I have to plead for my own sanity...why the fark would anybody spend valuable scientific money on this?


Because there is no telling where discovery will come from? Granted this particular device seems silly and likely isn't going to be the next x-ray, but that doesn't mean that odd or fringe projects that aren't in response to a problem or have no practical applications shouldn't be pursued. Let corporations, scientists and engineers create freely, there's no telling what it could lead to (a better pressure sensor, cheaper biometal fibers , robot love slaves, etc...)
 
2012-07-19 09:27:56 PM

mycathatesyou: Didn't Howard make one on TBBT?




Yep.
 
2012-07-19 09:28:32 PM
imgboot.com
 
2012-07-19 09:31:54 PM

Yuri Futanari: MrHappyRotter: What the fark? We still haven't truly, fully cured all cancers yet, there are people dying of AIDS, people dying of hunger and people dying at the hands of other people. We have children born to parents that do not want them and parents that abort their children for the most flippant of reasons. I'm sure for every serious problem I could list, there are in fact orders of magnitudes more. And so in light of that, I have to plead for my own sanity...why the fark would anybody spend valuable scientific money on this?

Because there is no telling where discovery will come from? Granted this particular device seems silly and likely isn't going to be the next x-ray, but that doesn't mean that odd or fringe projects that aren't in response to a problem or have no practical applications shouldn't be pursued. Let corporations, scientists and engineers create freely, there's no telling what it could lead to (a better pressure sensor, cheaper biometal fibers , robot love slaves, etc...)


I agree wholeheartedly and I would even take it a step further and add that we should also let the bankers create freely because there's no telling what it could lead to.
 
2012-07-19 09:31:59 PM
An egg with giant lips?
oi46.tinypic.com
How horrible.
 
2012-07-19 09:33:13 PM

consider this: What happens if I stick my dick in it?


Rule # 34.
 
2012-07-19 09:35:12 PM

I. R. Rottweiler: Uuuummm... how deep is that mouth?

/Just wondering...



That's not really important, is it? The big questions are 'Does it have a drain hole?' & 'Is it dishwasher safe?'
 
Displayed 50 of 114 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report