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(Bitten and Bound)   Jordin Sparks rocks a purple bikini on the cover of Shape, clearly demonstrating that she finally found hers after shedding 50. w/pic   (bittenandbound.com) divider line 69
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2012-07-19 06:56:00 PM
No more hashtags in headlines.
 
2012-07-19 07:07:35 PM
See above
 
2012-07-19 07:07:54 PM
Dayum, she's hot now.
 
2012-07-19 07:10:49 PM

ontariolightning: Dayum, she's hot now.


She was hot before, too.

And:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: No more hashtags in headlines.

 
2012-07-19 07:14:57 PM

propasaurus: ontariolightning: Dayum, she's hot now.

She was hot before, too.


Not this hot.
 
2012-07-19 07:16:00 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: No more hashtags in headlines.


Given your hatred of them, I'm wondering if your arch-nemesis might be behind them.
 
2012-07-19 07:18:19 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: No more hashtags in headlines.


How about also eliminating the use of "rocks" in any context except music or geology.
 
2012-07-19 07:19:35 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: See above


propasaurus: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: No more hashtags in headlines.


*fistbump*


FriarReb98: Given your hatred of them, I'm wondering if your arch-nemesis might be behind them.


Julia's awful, but I assume she's not THAT awful.

... right?


Speaker2Animals: How about also eliminating the use of "rocks" in any context except music or geology.


Or wacky schemes by technologically apt coyotes that have gone awry.
 
2012-07-19 08:03:56 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: FriarReb98: Given your hatred of them, I'm wondering if your arch-nemesis might be behind them.

Julia's awful, but I assume she's not THAT awful.

... right?


I wish I could say no, but... ::hand to mouth, other to opposite elbow, low sigh::
 
2012-07-19 08:08:32 PM
:-/
 
2012-07-19 08:54:20 PM
*looks at headline*

See? Better.
 
2012-07-19 09:39:28 PM

ontariolightning: Dayum, she's hot now.


Shape magazine severely Photoshops their pictures, especially the covers. It's funny, they don't even go for any kind of continuity between pictures from the same shoot. Once you start looking for it, you have to laugh.

But I do not believe that she looks like THAT.
 
2012-07-19 10:15:14 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: No more hashtags in headlines.


This.
 
2012-07-19 10:27:39 PM
The winner is the thinner!

Looking good honey
 
2012-07-19 11:04:29 PM
I'm sorry, and not seen a quality before pic, but 50lbs?!? what is she 7' tall? she looks about just twice that now, maybe 5'-4"ish... 50 more pounds she'd about be round....
 
2012-07-19 11:14:13 PM

Earguy: ontariolightning: Dayum, she's hot now.

Shape magazine severely Photoshops their pictures, especially the covers. It's funny, they don't even go for any kind of continuity between pictures from the same shoot. Once you start looking for it, you have to laugh.

But I do not believe that she looks like THAT.


You sound fat.
 
2012-07-19 11:23:03 PM
Dammit, now her knees are too sharp.
 
2012-07-19 11:25:17 PM
That 50 pounds didn't do anything for her nasty face though.

No chance is what she has with me.
 
2012-07-19 11:25:42 PM
Jordin has always looked sensational. This time's no different.
 
2012-07-19 11:28:22 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: *looks at headline*

See? Better.


Damn right it is!
 
2012-07-19 11:33:18 PM
I understand that when they were filming "Sparkle" together, Whitney Houston shared some of her weight loss secrets with Jordin.
 
2012-07-19 11:34:42 PM

sno man: I'm sorry, and not seen a quality before pic, but 50lbs?!? what is she 7' tall? she looks about just twice that now, maybe 5'-4"ish... 50 more pounds she'd about be round....


Here.

www.algoafm.co.za
 
2012-07-19 11:39:24 PM

Earguy: ontariolightning: Dayum, she's hot now.

Shape magazine severely Photoshops their pictures, especially the covers. It's funny, they don't even go for any kind of continuity between pictures from the same shoot. Once you start looking for it, you have to laugh.

But I do not believe that she looks like THAT.


Oh yeah they do. I totally agree with you... which is a shame. They don't NEED to shoop a scorching hot chick like that, but they go ahead and do it anyway. It's pretty damn insulting to women, that Shape magazine thinks they can never really be good enough and has to CGI the fark out of them no matter what.
 
2012-07-19 11:40:10 PM
Great. Another fat black chick who can't sing list 50 pounds. Now we'll see her on every goddamn commercial break for a weight loss center
 
2012-07-19 11:42:55 PM
if you're going to pop up on TV and in movies you might have to knock a few LBS off that fat arse. we're all thrilled for you.
 
2012-07-19 11:53:58 PM

meat0918: sno man: I'm sorry, and not seen a quality before pic, but 50lbs?!? what is she 7' tall? she looks about just twice that now, maybe 5'-4"ish... 50 more pounds she'd about be round....

Here.

[www.algoafm.co.za image 286x377]


from that (moped fun) about 20 lbs woulda been plenty (to need a wingman for her friend)...
 
2012-07-20 12:07:18 AM
1) Sign up for sham weight-loss group or get knocked up, take before picture.
2) Get gastric bypass, have baby
3) Profit.
 
2012-07-20 12:12:49 AM
I wouldn't fark her with Romney's Peni-Tron 4000 and his titanium chassis pushing.
 
2012-07-20 12:14:08 AM
She was hot before. Looks like they shooped out all the leftover cellulite/stretchmarks
 
2012-07-20 12:22:00 AM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: No more hashtags in headlines.


#whothefarkisjordinsparks
 
2012-07-20 12:28:33 AM
FTA: "According to the 22-year-old singer turned actress"

How come they never seem to turn into something LESS attention whorey? It's always an escalation into the needy and annoying?
 
2012-07-20 12:39:10 AM

meat0918: sno man: I'm sorry, and not seen a quality before pic, but 50lbs?!? what is she 7' tall? she looks about just twice that now, maybe 5'-4"ish... 50 more pounds she'd about be round....

Here.

[www.algoafm.co.za image 286x377]


She's a big tall woman, not a twig. She was always hot. Shrug. The shed 50 pounds stab is retarded.
 
2012-07-20 01:02:16 AM
Ohhhhh american idol winner, no wonder I had no clue who s/he was......
 
2012-07-20 01:09:23 AM
Well, obviously, her music will sound good now! Oh, no, wait, it's still shiat.
 
2012-07-20 01:27:33 AM

steamingpile: Ohhhhh american idol winner, no wonder I had no clue who s/he was......


You're so edgy. May I fawn over you?
 
2012-07-20 01:42:35 AM
Is she still a virgin, and figured that if she had a hot body she's finally score?
 
2012-07-20 01:44:18 AM
At Arrowhead Mall here in Glendale they buried into the floor a plaque/star of some sort commemorating her.

This seems about right.
 
2012-07-20 01:51:04 AM

cygnusx13: At Arrowhead Mall here in Glendale they buried into the floor a plaque/star of some sort commemorating her.

This seems about right.


Most people can only dream of becoming Glendale plaque famous.
 
2012-07-20 02:04:18 AM
I don't know who she is, but she is an attractive young woman.
 
2012-07-20 02:20:27 AM
With 50 lbs.- I'm so comfortable in my own skin. I am who I am and am damn sexy. I hate catering to the Hollywood rules about women.

Drop 50 lbs.- Get me some spandex and a magazine shoot! I'm hot! Screw all that crap I said before.
 
2012-07-20 02:50:49 AM

cheap_thoughts: Is she still a virgin, and figured that if she had a hot body she's finally score?


That rule only applies to guys.
 
2012-07-20 03:05:48 AM
Who?
 
2012-07-20 03:15:44 AM

MisterLoki: I don't know who she is, but she is an attractive young woman.


Lets hope she doesn't drop another 50 pounds and get extensive plastic surgery to meet Hollywood standards of beauty, and become just another bag of antlers with huge fake tits. In almost every case, I find the before pictures hotter than the after pictures when a woman does that.
 
2012-07-20 03:43:48 AM
Would hit
 
2012-07-20 04:02:28 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: Would hit


Wow, Chris Brown really is a Farker!
 
2012-07-20 06:10:02 AM
I dunno why I was thinking PJ Sparx...
 
2012-07-20 06:30:15 AM

meat0918: sno man: I'm sorry, and not seen a quality before pic, but 50lbs?!? what is she 7' tall? she looks about just twice that now, maybe 5'-4"ish... 50 more pounds she'd about be round....

Here.

[www.algoafm.co.za image 286x377]


She's a big girl (around 6'). Gorgeous face. Would hit, heavy or not.
 
2012-07-20 06:39:33 AM

23FPB23: Earguy: ontariolightning: Dayum, she's hot now.

Shape magazine severely Photoshops their pictures, especially the covers. It's funny, they don't even go for any kind of continuity between pictures from the same shoot. Once you start looking for it, you have to laugh.

But I do not believe that she looks like THAT.

You sound fat.


I sound like someone who's interested enough in photography to notice such things.

The funny thing about this is how they changed her navel, but also notice the difference in muscle tone etc.

jezebel.com
 
2012-07-20 07:51:39 AM
Meh.
Her smile looks frozen on.

/Stay away from chicks with food issues -- that shiat always boomerangs.
 
2012-07-20 07:54:32 AM
She was always hot.

/Since 18 of course.
 
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