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(MSNBC)   Rush: Batman is Mitt Romney. See, he just saved us all some money, because now we know Bane wins in the end   (entertainment.msnbc.msn.com ) divider line
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2012-07-19 03:33:59 PM  
New title: The Dark Knight Rises.....Retroactively
 
2012-07-19 03:38:43 PM  
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2012-07-19 03:39:16 PM  
Batman felt a sense of social responsibility when it came to his wealth.
 
2012-07-19 03:42:09 PM  

Aarontology: Batman felt a sense of social responsibility when it came to his wealth.


You mean by blowing insane amounts of money on gadgets and running around town at night in a costume beating up criminals even though he's not a real cop?
 
2012-07-19 03:43:52 PM  

Nabb1: Aarontology: Batman felt a sense of social responsibility when it came to his wealth.

You mean by blowing insane amounts of money on gadgets and running around town at night in a costume beating up criminals even though he's not a real cop?


So, in other words, Batman has magic underwear beneath that utility belt?
 
2012-07-19 03:45:16 PM  

Nabb1: Aarontology: Batman felt a sense of social responsibility when it came to his wealth.

You mean by blowing insane amounts of money on gadgets and running around town at night in a costume beating up criminals even though he's not a real cop?


Yep. For the common good; also his parents are dead.

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2012-07-19 03:45:32 PM  
To paraphrase someone yesterday, they're both batshiat crazy, are obscenely wealthy and have elevators for their cars.
 
2012-07-19 03:46:35 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: To paraphrase someone yesterday, they're both batshiat crazy, are obscenely wealthy and have elevators for their cars.


and butlers. But then again, Batman can have more household staff - he's not running for office for Pete's sake.
 
2012-07-19 03:50:10 PM  

Nabb1: Well, hey, Batman is a good gig if you can get it.

[inspiredbysaturday.com image 400x400]


Bat ... elf?
 
2012-07-19 03:51:35 PM  
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2012-07-19 03:52:32 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Nabb1: Well, hey, Batman is a good gig if you can get it.

[inspiredbysaturday.com image 400x400]

Bat ... elf?


That picture looks like it was taken in the 1970's. Those were dark times for kids, especially for us kids who liked to run around in homemade Batman costumes.
 
2012-07-19 04:08:44 PM  
I had the radio on this morning and he said Bane was like a occupier and french revolutionary at heart, executing the wealthy elite for crimes against humanity. I can't remember exactly what he said.
 
2012-07-19 04:14:34 PM  

Nabb1: That picture looks like it was taken in the 1970's.


Or any time in the last few years.

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2012-07-19 04:15:47 PM  
People should really stop comparing fantasy movies to modern day politics. There's really no way to come out looking good.

I remember when libs were angry with Peter Jackson because the LOTR trilogy was pro-war. It doesn't get much dumber than that.
 
2012-07-19 04:26:22 PM  

kingoomieiii: Nabb1: That picture looks like it was taken in the 1970's.

Or any time in the last few years.

[www.prjctmobile.com image 300x300]


So you're saying Obama took his iPhone with him in his time machine to take an Instagram picture of himself? That devious bastard!
 
2012-07-19 04:34:09 PM  

propasaurus: kingoomieiii: Nabb1: That picture looks like it was taken in the 1970's.

Or any time in the last few years.

[www.prjctmobile.com image 300x300]

So you're saying Obama took his iPhone with him in his time machine to take an Instagram picture of himself? That devious bastard!


Ah ha! That's how he faked the birth certificate - he used Instagram!!
 
2012-07-19 04:40:22 PM  

MeinRS6: I remember when libs were angry with Peter Jackson because the LOTR trilogy was pro-war. It doesn't get much dumber than that.


Yeeeaahhhh that never happened.

But you're right about one thing: it doesn't get any dumber.
 
2012-07-19 05:41:27 PM  
I remember when Jack Nicklaus was angry with Washington Irving because "Rip van Winkle" was pro-skittle bowling.
 
2012-07-19 05:49:19 PM  

Nabb1: Aarontology: Batman felt a sense of social responsibility when it came to his wealth.

You mean by blowing insane amounts of money on gadgets and running around town at night in a costume beating up criminals even though he's not a real cop?


Yeah... didn't Romney pretend to be a cop?
 
2012-07-19 05:51:35 PM  
Does Rush realize that he's being mocked by comic book nerds? and that he's making the comic book nerds look really good right now...?!
 
2012-07-19 06:22:05 PM  

MeinRS6: People should really stop comparing fantasy movies to modern day politics. There's really no way to come out looking good.

I remember when libs were angry with Peter Jackson because the LOTR trilogy was pro-war. It doesn't get much dumber than that.


Was it "libs," or was it some random Fark comment? Maybe even some blogger exactly 6 people give a sh*t about? Rush Limbaugh is the effective spokesman for his party. He addresses millions of people weekly who take everything he says seriously. But yeah, "libs" did the same thing.

I can appreciate that you're calling Rush on his bullsh*t, but you can't even do that without managing to work a "lib" comment in there, can you?
 
2012-07-19 06:22:45 PM  

MeinRS6: People should really stop comparing fantasy movies to modern day politics. There's really no way to come out looking good.

I remember when libs were angry with Peter Jackson because the LOTR trilogy was pro-war. It doesn't get much dumber than that.


You "remember" things that never happened? That explains a lot.

Unless you're going with the, "well, there were two people who went off, and by "off" I mean, at least, they came to the conclusion that it was pro-war and I'm pretty sure they were libs since they made that conclusion and all... and since there are two of them, that's plural and makes my statement technically correct."
 
2012-07-19 06:31:34 PM  

timujin: MeinRS6: People should really stop comparing fantasy movies to modern day politics. There's really no way to come out looking good.

I remember when libs were angry with Peter Jackson because the LOTR trilogy was pro-war. It doesn't get much dumber than that.

You "remember" things that never happened? That explains a lot.

Unless you're going with the, "well, there were two people who went off, and by "off" I mean, at least, they came to the conclusion that it was pro-war and I'm pretty sure they were libs since they made that conclusion and all... and since there are two of them, that's plural and makes my statement technically correct."


Well-played, sir.
 
2012-07-19 06:35:26 PM  

Weaver95: Does Rush realize that he's being mocked by comic book nerds? and that he's making the comic book nerds look really good right now...?!


Over/under on Rush believing this bullshiat?
 
2012-07-19 06:44:09 PM  

MeinRS6: I remember when libs were angry with Peter Jackson because the LOTR trilogy was pro-war.


Heh, no you don't, but that was a great sentence.
 
2012-07-19 06:48:58 PM  
Bane buys Wayne Enterprises via a leveraged buyout, cuts Alfred's pension, outsources (sorry, "offshores") Batman's responsibilities to India, then retroactively retires to a penthouse in Metropolis while bemoaning a 15% capital gains tax that he doesn't have to pay because he laundered the money through an off-shore account in the Cayman Islands.
 
2012-07-19 06:51:33 PM  

MeinRS6: I remember when libs were angry with Peter Jackson because the LOTR trilogy was pro-war. It doesn't get much dumber than that.


I remember when conservatives said The Lorax and The Muppets were Liberal Hollywood propaganda.
 
2012-07-19 06:53:30 PM  

Mentat: outsources (sorry, "offshores") Batman's responsibilities to India


i.imgur.com

India is covered, bro.
Totally covered.
 
2012-07-19 06:55:41 PM  

Mentat: Bane buys Wayne Enterprises via a leveraged buyout, cuts Alfred's pension, outsources (sorry, "offshores") Batman's responsibilities to India, then retroactively retires to a penthouse in Metropolis while bemoaning a 15% capital gains tax that he doesn't have to pay because he laundered the money through an off-shore account in the Cayman Islands.


cdn.lightgalleries.net
 
2012-07-19 07:24:38 PM  
How is this person even on on the air?
 
2012-07-19 08:34:48 PM  

Mugato: How is this person even on on the air?


He's too fat to leave the building, so they decided they might as well keep him on the air.
 
2012-07-19 09:20:42 PM  
Whoa, motherfarker, did subby/Rush just spoil the movie?

I know Bane at one point put the Batman out of commission for a while by breaking his back, but is that what happens in The Dark Knight Rises?

WAIT! NEVERMIND! Don't wanna know.

/fark you very much if that is what happens, subby
 
2012-07-19 09:21:03 PM  

gilgigamesh: MeinRS6: I remember when libs were angry with Peter Jackson because the LOTR trilogy was pro-war. It doesn't get much dumber than that.

Yeeeaahhhh that never happened.

But you're right about one thing: it doesn't get any dumber.


Jackson and his wife talk about it in the dvd commentary. But I guess I should take the word of random ignorant Farklibs instead of the word of the people that actually know.
 
2012-07-19 09:21:35 PM  

timujin: MeinRS6: People should really stop comparing fantasy movies to modern day politics. There's really no way to come out looking good.

I remember when libs were angry with Peter Jackson because the LOTR trilogy was pro-war. It doesn't get much dumber than that.

You "remember" things that never happened? That explains a lot.

Unless you're going with the, "well, there were two people who went off, and by "off" I mean, at least, they came to the conclusion that it was pro-war and I'm pretty sure they were libs since they made that conclusion and all... and since there are two of them, that's plural and makes my statement technically correct."


Which is the best kind of correct.
 
2012-07-19 09:22:14 PM  
C'mon people, you really can't tell when Rush is wearing his humor/sarcastic hat. I swear, you libs have no sense of humor.
 
2012-07-19 09:26:54 PM  
They do both like beating up on minorities.
 
2012-07-19 09:27:28 PM  

MeinRS6: People should really stop comparing fantasy movies to modern day politics. There's really no way to come out looking good.

I remember when libs were angry with Peter Jackson because the LOTR trilogy was pro-war. It doesn't get much dumber than that.


*Googles "Lord of the Rings pro war"*

First result: Stormfront.org.

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2012-07-19 09:29:08 PM  
So, I guess this is what passes for red meat in the Republican party today. It seems...what? Sad? Pathetic? Laughable? So many adjectives, but none of them do this Batman Butthurt thing any justice.
 
2012-07-19 09:34:23 PM  

Party Boy: Mentat: outsources (sorry, "offshores") Batman's responsibilities to India

[i.imgur.com image 500x333]

India is covered, bro.
Totally covered.


Too late. He and Superman have already been outsourced to Singapore!

indonesischblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-19 09:41:40 PM  
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2012-07-19 09:51:45 PM  

MeinRS6: I remember when libs were angry with Peter Jackson because the LOTR trilogy was pro-war.


No you don't.
 
2012-07-19 09:52:28 PM  
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2012-07-19 09:56:49 PM  
Hey, you know what, Rush? I think it's a great idea to keep bringing this up so I can keep posting this. Cuz otherwise nobody's gonna give a sh*t what Bain is. Good job.

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2012-07-19 09:57:22 PM  
Is it possible that Mitt Romney will be impeached before the Republican convention....proactively.
 
2012-07-19 09:57:53 PM  
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2012-07-19 10:00:33 PM  
Wow, you farkers are really getting desperate.
 
2012-07-19 10:02:15 PM  
www.neatorama.com
 
2012-07-19 10:02:42 PM  
Romney is electorally doomed. Americans will not elect someone to the Presidency who appears weakened.

As his finances unravel, he will be connected to actions which will skirt legality, if not entirely felonious.
 
2012-07-19 10:05:37 PM  
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2012-07-19 10:05:52 PM  

Brick-House: Wow, you farkers are really getting desperate.


i.imgur.com

Desperation: the space between two diverging lines.
 
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