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(The Smoking Gun)   Woman calls 911 to complain about the quality of her mug shot in a local publication. So now she has another mug shot to complain about, charged with misuse of 911   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 74
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2012-07-19 01:00:03 PM
The photo that so displeased Fowler, 45, was snapped following an earlier collar.

i.cdn.turner.com

If you look up the definition for "rode hard and put up wet" you'll find this exact picture
 
2012-07-19 01:15:12 PM

scottydoesntknow: The photo that so displeased Fowler, 45, was snapped following an earlier collar.

[i.cdn.turner.com image 400x306]

If you look up the definition for "rode hard and put up wet" you'll find this exact picture


My thoughts exactly. This woman looks like she's 20 years older...minimum.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-07-19 02:44:01 PM
I am very displeased with the quality of her mug. Almost enough to call 911.
 
2012-07-19 03:09:01 PM
Vanity, thy name is "Inmate 0655013"

But seriously, how could a camera make someone who looks so bad look bad?
 
2012-07-19 03:44:01 PM
On the plus side, she'll be looking a tiny bit better on next week's cover of Bad and Busted.
 
2012-07-19 03:49:23 PM
No way in hell that woman is 45. It's a typo.
 
2012-07-19 03:56:56 PM
Something about these pictures is saying to me that this woman keeps Virginia Slims in business.
 
2012-07-19 03:58:20 PM

Mark Ratner: No way in hell that woman is 45. It's a typo man, baby.

 
2012-07-19 04:12:14 PM
Problem... solved?
 
2012-07-19 04:14:07 PM

vpb: I am very displeased with the quality of her mug. Almost enough to call 911.


This. In fact, I reacted strongly enough that I

...BRB, someone's knocking.
 
2012-07-19 04:14:17 PM
Great Googly (Moogly) Eyes.
 
2012-07-19 04:14:18 PM
i'd fark her.
but chances are she wouldn't fark me
 
2012-07-19 04:17:06 PM

Mark Ratner: No way in hell that woman is 45. It's a typo.


We can hope. I know 60-somethings who look younger than that. Including my mom, who I know is aging naturally.
 
2012-07-19 04:17:38 PM
"That's a hard [number]!" is often overused here, but I don't think it's adequate in this situation. That's the hardest goddamn 45 years in the history of man, woman, child or beast. She has to be at least 3 times that old.
 
2012-07-19 04:18:59 PM
45? In dog years?
 
2012-07-19 04:20:37 PM
That is the hardest 45 years I've ever seen.
 
2012-07-19 04:21:10 PM
Is this rash of people calling 911 for reasons that are clearly outside the scope of 911 a new thing, or is it just being reported now? The guy who didn't get enough meat in his Chalupa, this, and countless others recently seem really strange.
 
2012-07-19 04:21:26 PM
Damn you, Subby! You're supposed to put Smokin' Hot in the headline when they look like that.
 
2012-07-19 04:21:32 PM
I bet her vagina is lovely.
 
2012-07-19 04:21:49 PM
farm9.staticflickr.com
I tried. I think she has something of a 'come hither' (I'm going to kill you) look.
 
2012-07-19 04:22:38 PM
Not everybody gets a re-do on their mugshot. Well done Ugly Lady.
 
2012-07-19 04:23:06 PM

PYROY: I bet her vagina is lovely.


It can't be an worse than her face (he says, while eating a peanut butter sandwich. Blarrrrgh.)
 
2012-07-19 04:23:54 PM

dave1y


I tried. I think she has something of a 'come hither' (I'm going to kill you) look.


Stupid hobbitses!
 
2012-07-19 04:29:44 PM

Nina Haagen Dazs: Not everybody gets a re-do on their mugshot. Well done Ugly Lady.


i deleted my mugshot. i guess some people like theirs on public file.
 
2012-07-19 04:31:46 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: dave1y

I tried. I think she has something of a 'come hither' (I'm going to kill you) look.


Stupid hobbitses!


PHONE HOME!
 
2012-07-19 04:33:50 PM
i.cdn.turner.com

Is she a wizard?
 
2012-07-19 04:35:34 PM

dave1y: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 320x245]
I tried. I think she has something of a 'come hither' (I'm going to kill you) look.


I wonder if you get the same level of amusement from your shops as the rest of us.
Like a gourmet baker vs. someone who can't successfuly toast a Pop-Tart.

/greatly amused by most of your works, somewhat frightened by that one.
//hell, amused by it as well
 
2012-07-19 04:37:14 PM
Something like this gentle creature is what Lindsay Lohan will look like IF she makes it to 45.(without massive plastic surgery/divine intervention)
 
2012-07-19 04:39:43 PM
Came for the wizard reference, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-07-19 04:42:35 PM

Odd Bird: I wonder if you get the same level of amusement from your shops as the rest of us.


I didn't have time to animate her forked tongue so I'm a bit disapointed. Thanks for the nice comments.
 
2012-07-19 04:44:33 PM
She looks like that one homely female baseball player from that old Tom Hanks movie (A League of Their Own???), only much older. Yeah, must have been a problem with the camera......................, yeah right. She probably looks in the mirror and still sees that young skank who is ready to have sex with the football team and anyone else. What a pathetic burnout.
 
2012-07-19 04:47:35 PM

meow said the dog: Something about these pictures is saying to me that this woman keeps the Virginia Slims in the business.


FTFY?

/You are the favorite of me for the many humorous makings of the comments
 
2012-07-19 04:49:03 PM
t0.gstatic.com
What have you done to yourself Greg!?!?
 
2012-07-19 04:50:58 PM
What a fine use of our tax dollars and law enforcement resources, arresting a crazy lady for being a crazy lady.
 
2012-07-19 04:51:50 PM
i.cdn.turner.com

Hump? What hump?

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-19 04:54:22 PM

scottydoesntknow: The photo that so displeased Fowler, 45, was snapped following an earlier collar.

[i.cdn.turner.com image 400x306]

If you look up the definition for "rode hard and put up wet" you'll find this exact picture


Holy mother farking hell! That's rough looking!
 
2012-07-19 04:56:04 PM
Mission Accomplished.
 
2012-07-19 04:58:33 PM
That picture brings to mind roger's touching heart-felt country song from american dad..
 
2012-07-19 05:04:16 PM

RussianPooper: Is this rash of people calling 911 for reasons that are clearly outside the scope of 911 a new thing, or is it just being reported now? The guy who didn't get enough meat in his Chalupa, this, and countless others recently seem really strange.


It's because police stations like to hide their non-emergency number. Sometimes it isn't even in the phone book. Answering the phone gets in their main work of giving out traffic tickets and harrassing the local food establishments for free lunches.
 
2012-07-19 05:06:26 PM
There's simply no way she's 45.
 
2012-07-19 05:13:51 PM

RussianPooper: Is this rash of people calling 911 for reasons that are clearly outside the scope of 911 a new thing, or is it just being reported now? The guy who didn't get enough meat in his Chalupa, this, and countless others recently seem really strange.


Don't forget to call if you're denied another beer ...
 
2012-07-19 05:16:59 PM
Lady, there aint no picture in the known universe that's gonna fix what you got.
 
2012-07-19 05:18:20 PM

dave1y: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 320x245]
I tried. I think she has something of a 'come hither' (I'm going to kill you) look.


i18.photobucket.com

Please don't do that again.
 
2012-07-19 05:18:53 PM
A Georgia woman has been charged with misusing the 911 system after she called police dispatchers to register a complaint about the quality of a mug shot taken following a prior arrest.

Tonya Ann Fowler dialed police Sunday evening after spotting the photo in "Bad & Busted," a local publication that compiles images of recent arrestees. The photo that so displeased Fowler, 45, was snapped following an earlier collar.

A Winder Police Department report notes that Fowler dialed 911 on July 15 "in reference to being upset about a picture." In a conversation with a cop, Fowler explained that she "was upset about how she looked on the front page of the Bad and Busted printing."


Something is not right about the story or the facts. I am going to assume that she called 911 because she was charged with a specific crime regarding it. That being so...

1. Why is the reporter saying she called the police dispatchers? Why does he say she called 911? Which is it?
2. Why is he saying that she talked to a cop?
3. Does 911 transfer calls to the police station?
4. Do police dispatchers operate the 911 system taking all kinds of calls for fire, medical, and other non-cop related calls?
5. Does the report still have a job?
 
2012-07-19 05:19:41 PM
Either rudimentary or no teeth. If she could grow a beard & walk on her hands.........
 
2012-07-19 05:22:58 PM
She looks like a muppet.
 
2012-07-19 05:24:23 PM
I'd still tap it.
 
2012-07-19 05:27:37 PM
When four hundred and fifty years old *you* reach, look as good *you* will not, hmm?
 
2012-07-19 05:28:34 PM
I've seen better looking pickles!
 
2012-07-19 05:32:31 PM
She looks great for 80.
 
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