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(Newser)   Admit it: If you saw a life-size cutout of a dreamy, tank-top-clad David Hasselhoff hawking iced coffee, you'd be so overcome by desire you'd just have to have it, right?   (newser.com) divider line 42
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2012-07-19 01:36:43 PM
HERE TAKE MY MONEY!!
 
2012-07-19 02:03:03 PM
Back in 2000 or so, when Britney Spears was still young and hot, I saw a guy bolt from a local Rite-Aid with a life-sized cutout of her. The funny part of the story is that the cashier was for some reason so pissed off that she ran and tackled the dork in the parking lot. Everyone who witnessed it would rather not think of what the would-be thief was planning to do with that cardboard.

/maybe the female cashier, too...for some reason she took that particular shoplifting attempt personally
 
2012-07-19 02:20:14 PM
Out of 570 printed for Cumberland Farms convenience stores, only 20 remain, a rep tells the AP.

Funny, mine still has one. Then again, it's also located next to a police substation, so there's that.
 
2012-07-19 02:21:34 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-19 02:43:09 PM

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\so who's givin us the pic of Hoff, KITT and Gary Coleman to complete the trifecta?
 
2012-07-19 02:48:36 PM
I'd probably just have to urinate on it
 
2012-07-19 03:43:46 PM
i'd take it. could scare the shiat out of people with that. slam it up against friend's windows at night as they sleep.
 
2012-07-19 03:43:58 PM
The Lonely Guy?
 
2012-07-19 03:44:14 PM
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-19 03:48:10 PM
i dont need the hoff for that.. im almost always overcome with desire for an ice coffee.. all on my own.
 
2012-07-19 03:48:11 PM
I'd get so wasted that it couldn't stand up then feed it hamburgers while I taped it babbling. Then I'd post the video all over the internet because I'm a spoiled farking brat who doesn't appreciate that the very drunk bastard that I'm humiliating makes 100% of my lifestyle possible. I wish David would have never gotten involved with that woman. He should've come to live with me at my condo by the beach. David? Please answer me if you're reading this David.
 
2012-07-19 03:49:56 PM
That and a burger.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-19 03:55:39 PM
Not after yesterday's thread when he announced he was gonna screw his woman 60 times.
/hork!
 
2012-07-19 03:55:44 PM
Well, yeah, anything to clear the taste of puke from my mouth.
 
2012-07-19 03:55:47 PM
CSB: A couple of friends and I were playing pool in a bar, prolly about 15 years ago. Bud Lite was running some sort of ad campaign such that they had supplied said bar (and others, I'm sure) with life-sized cardboard displays of a hot blond holding a surfboard. One of my buddies, who surfs, decided he wanted it. Since he was driving, I instructed him to start his car and pull it around front, while my other buddy paid our tab and distracted the bartender, and I walked out with the display.

\OK, not much of a CSB, but at least the display was a hot blond, and not The Hof.
 
2012-07-19 04:00:12 PM
I'll bet it's German tourists taking them. Because, as we all know, Germans love David Hasselhoff.
 
2012-07-19 04:00:30 PM
Hmmmmm... Just seems like some kind of crazy publicity stunt to me.
 
2012-07-19 04:03:04 PM
images.wikia.com
 
2012-07-19 04:05:24 PM
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2012-07-19 04:11:47 PM
What is a hawking iced coffee?
 
2012-07-19 04:12:13 PM

probesport: What is a hawking iced coffee?


it sounds like a robot when you drink it.
 
2012-07-19 04:16:12 PM

Grapple: probesport: What is a hawking iced coffee?

it sounds like a robot when you drink it.


www.joblo.com

NOOOOOO!
 
2012-07-19 04:27:23 PM
I'd take it. I'm always needing new targets for my airsoft guns.
 
2012-07-19 05:04:54 PM
I'd pay them to take it back!
 
2012-07-19 05:13:40 PM
Just out of curiousity.... if I say YES that does not necessarily mean I'm gay...... right??
 
2012-07-19 05:26:27 PM
Freakin German immigrants
 
2012-07-19 05:43:18 PM
We had one of those life size cutouts, I forget of who, but would take turns hiding it in closets, behind bathroom doors, etc, to pop out at unsuspecting drunk housemates. Hours of fun, that.


/easily amused
 
2012-07-19 05:44:13 PM
Biblically subby, biblically.
 
2012-07-19 05:52:31 PM

Random Bastage: Just out of curiousity.... if I say YES that does not necessarily mean I'm gay...... right??


There's nothing wrong with that.
 
2012-07-19 06:22:05 PM
Thanks, I was beginning to worry. I knew I could not be the only one w; a life-size cutout of the Hoff w/ a hole where the penis should be.
 
2012-07-19 07:01:02 PM
Local Cumby's still has theirs. I am 90% sure this is a publicity stunt.
 
2012-07-19 07:07:25 PM

Whatthefark: [i49.tinypic.com image 370x440]


Thanks..... I may never wash my hands again
 
2012-07-19 07:47:29 PM
Admit it: If you saw a life-size cutout of a dreamy, tank-top-clad David Hasselhoff hawking iced coffee, you'd be so overcome by desire you'd just have to have it, right?

If by "have" you mean "set fire to", then yes.
 
2012-07-19 07:54:10 PM

Speedofdarkness: I'll bet it's German tourists taking them. Because, as we all know, Germans love David Hasselhoff.


bingo! Germans love vacation in the USA. what better souvenir to bring home?

and Germans do love Hasselhoff. don't ask me why, they just do.

/I rode the Hasselhoff!
 
2012-07-19 08:32:57 PM
The commercial for the rest of the country. Pretty funny actually.

Hofftastic!
 
2012-07-19 08:38:25 PM

Random Bastage: Just out of curiousity.... if I say YES that does not necessarily mean I'm gay...... right??


Have you ever lived in Deutschland?
 
2012-07-19 09:03:10 PM
Where am I going to get my IDPA targets now? Oh the huge manitee...
 
2012-07-19 10:52:28 PM
Nope
 
2012-07-20 12:04:14 AM
I don't drink coffee anymore so I'll say "no".
 
2012-07-20 12:10:38 AM

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Oh, please. Kitt is the pitcher not the catcher.
 
2012-07-20 01:11:13 AM

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CSB: When I was stuck in the dorms in college, all the girls on my floor would always get in trouble for hanging random stuff inside the stalls of the bathrooms. So, since I didn't see the big deal and it bugged me that they took something so stupid as seriously as they did, I printed out copies and copies of that picture (sans the infinity gif, obviously, just the original picture) and hung them all over the bathroom. What was REALLY funny was that after taking them down... they actually left one up. Apparently there's no posting in the bathrooms... unless it's The Hoff. He's above such rules.
 
2012-07-20 08:51:51 AM
Quite a fan of Hasselhoff. I'm not sure I'd go to the extremes of stealing a life size cut out of him though, I imagine it wouldnt last long when combined with baby oil and IKEA bed linen.
 
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