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2012-07-19 03:24:52 PM
6 votes:
chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com
2012-07-19 04:25:58 PM
4 votes:
img687.imageshack.us
2012-07-19 02:12:42 PM
4 votes:
Mitch McConnell heard muttering "Free... free at last"
2012-07-19 01:14:56 PM
4 votes:
Life is slower in the South.
2012-07-19 05:06:42 PM
3 votes:
herman.hypernet.ca
2012-07-19 03:47:44 PM
3 votes:
www.aaanything.net
2012-07-19 03:42:55 PM
3 votes:
My 6-year old nephews kept a wild one as a pet for a few days. When he was released, I never knew a turtle could move so fast. I do believe I saw it give my nephews the finger as well.
2012-07-19 03:32:12 PM
3 votes:
img832.imageshack.us
2012-07-19 03:30:47 PM
3 votes:
deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com

/knows how quick wee turtles can be.
2012-07-19 03:24:31 PM
3 votes:
media.wowstead.com

Freedom my brothers!!! Follow me to freedom!!!!!!
2012-07-19 03:16:37 PM
3 votes:
I hear one of the turtles is being driven by Al Cowlings.
2012-07-19 04:01:40 PM
2 votes:

FrancoFile: What's a tortoise?


It's like a turtle. You know what a turtle is, Leon?
2012-07-19 03:47:05 PM
2 votes:
Wanted for questioning:

i28.photobucket.com
2012-07-19 03:47:01 PM
2 votes:
after a few years living in the swamp
t1.gstatic.com
2012-07-19 03:42:14 PM
2 votes:
img543.imageshack.us
2012-07-19 03:35:46 PM
2 votes:

dallylamma: miss diminutive: [deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com image 633x477]

/knows how quick wee turtles can be.

25 seconds! Damn You!


Muahahahahahahahaha!

img441.imageshack.us
2012-07-19 03:31:12 PM
2 votes:
deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com

SAVE ME FROM THE WEE TURTLES!
2012-07-19 03:23:58 PM
2 votes:
You be your sweet ass I am.
2012-07-19 03:13:01 PM
2 votes:
Tiffani the Turle heard saying "I think we're alone now, there doesn't seem to anyone around...."
2012-07-19 08:03:23 PM
1 votes:
not really running, more like skipping
2012-07-19 04:55:47 PM
1 votes:

ritalinchild 54: HailRobonia: You be your sweet ass I am.

How farking old are you to get that reference? Laughing at myself thinking anything is obscure.


Damned comment\question cost me a fair numbers of beers a LONG time ago. One time a "ships coin?" thing was played on me, joke was that I was a "contractor" and played dumb, I can do that well. a natural talent. It still cost me when a smart person figured out things by looking at my ID when I walked into a place that he was security. Kept me in the "fishbowl" till he finished laughing. Bastard!


WTFamireading.jpg
2012-07-19 04:53:56 PM
1 votes:
... and yet Snake Plissken remains unimpressed.
2012-07-19 04:52:40 PM
1 votes:

Evil Mackerel: Turtles swim up to me when I kayak all the time.I always think that they are thinking "phew, finally a log...ahh! Human!'


No, 'tis I; kayak I sit on.

dougleen.com
2012-07-19 04:52:09 PM
1 votes:
I was beginning to think this whole stealing scrap metal and selling it to the scrap yard for drug money was getting out of hand. I was going to get an FID card and do the whole 7 day waiting period thing to protect myself from these lowlifes. But now that turtles are being saved from captivity, I'm thinking I might try meth.
2012-07-19 04:47:41 PM
1 votes:
Hired to track down the escaped turtles.

m5.paperblog.com
2012-07-19 04:47:05 PM
1 votes:
Turtles swim up to me when I kayak all the time.I always think that they are thinking "phew, finally a log...ahh! Human!'
2012-07-19 04:43:54 PM
1 votes:

Sofa King Smart: cowgirl toffee: Sofa King Smart: cowgirl toffee: ...
...

hopefully this little incident will prevent any future consideration of man/turtle love on his part.


I have heard that "man/turtle" love is the purest love there is. :)
2012-07-19 04:40:28 PM
1 votes:

Nurglitch: cowgirl toffee: ...

Where is your man from in Canada that they don't have turtles? ...


He's from the city. I asked if he had seen a snapper before. He said he had read about them in libraries.
2012-07-19 04:39:13 PM
1 votes:

HailRobonia: ObscureNameHere:
Sorry that makes no sense. We have snapping turtles in Canada. I take it he has never been an "outdoorsy" type?

Maybe Canadian snapping turtles are more polite?


Behold the canadian snapping turtle.

i46.tinypic.com

/yes I know it's a tortoise
2012-07-19 04:38:21 PM
1 votes:

ObscureNameHere: cowgirl toffee: My man and I was at a shopping center near a Wal-Mart 2 days ago. There was a little "lump" in the parking lot. We drove over and lo and behold... it was a turtle. He goes over to pick it up and move it off of the pavement. The little turtle bit him... bad. My guy is from Canada... he never "experienced" a snapping turtle before.

Sorry that makes no sense. We have snapping turtles in Canada. I take it he has never been an "outdoorsy" type?


Oops. I should have put "he's from Vancouver and has limited experience with any, any sort of wildlife".
2012-07-19 04:38:18 PM
1 votes:

LeroyBourne: I wonder if this guy is in fact a serial killer and his turtle farm is just a guise to feed his victims to the hoards of turtles. I bet those lil critters will go through bone.


Pigs do a better job.
2012-07-19 04:35:07 PM
1 votes:

cowgirl toffee: Sofa King Smart: cowgirl toffee: ...

a 'snapper' is not something to be taken lightly... they'll take a finger off.

It was a baby, so only his pinkie was in danger. :P


hopefully this little incident will prevent any future consideration of man/turtle love on his part.
2012-07-19 04:28:22 PM
1 votes:

HailRobonia: ObscureNameHere:
Sorry that makes no sense. We have snapping turtles in Canada. I take it he has never been an "outdoorsy" type?

Maybe Canadian snapping turtles are more polite?


Well, that is true.
They also wear these adorable little knit toques and have an inoffensive, slightly nasaly white-guy voice when they ask "Hey guy, goan bite your toe, eh, OK? Alright, let's give 'er"
2012-07-19 04:24:22 PM
1 votes:

ObscureNameHere:
Sorry that makes no sense. We have snapping turtles in Canada. I take it he has never been an "outdoorsy" type?


Maybe Canadian snapping turtles are more polite?
2012-07-19 03:55:23 PM
1 votes:

cowgirl toffee: My man and I was at a shopping center near a Wal-Mart 2 days ago. There was a little "lump" in the parking lot. We drove over and lo and behold... it was a turtle. He goes over to pick it up and move it off of the pavement. The little turtle bit him... bad. My guy is from Canada... he never "experienced" a snapping turtle before.

Oddly enough, before the assault, he wanted to keep him. After the bite, I had to keep him from tossing the turtle on the rail road tracks.

It was one of those times you need a video camera for YouTube. :P


Where is your man from in Canada that they don't have turtles? I had a snapper in the stream by my house growing up outside of Toronto, and the turtle-pond at my ex's place is so full of painted turtles and snappers that if you stand still you'll suddenly see a flock of beady little heads poking out of the water.
2012-07-19 03:53:39 PM
1 votes:
I wonder if this guy is in fact a serial killer and his turtle farm is just a guise to feed his victims to the hoards of turtles. I bet those lil critters will go through bone.
2012-07-19 03:49:53 PM
1 votes:

cowgirl toffee: My man and I was at a shopping center near a Wal-Mart 2 days ago. There was a little "lump" in the parking lot. We drove over and lo and behold... it was a turtle. He goes over to pick it up and move it off of the pavement. The little turtle bit him... bad. My guy is from Canada... he never "experienced" a snapping turtle before.


Sorry that makes no sense. We have snapping turtles in Canada. I take it he has never been an "outdoorsy" type?
2012-07-19 03:48:14 PM
1 votes:

Deja_VooDoo: Funny, but last night, there was a 10" snapping turtle in my yard.

Coincidence? Yeah, probably. I live in Iowa.

/Still getting a kick out of this thread
//Scooped up the poor critter with a shovel
///Took him for a ride to the creek in a wheelbarrow


They will sometimes travel a few miles to find a new habitat with some fresh turtley poon and food. Seriously, my son found one in his driveway over a mile from water. All hail your new armored overlord.

\yum turtle soup
2012-07-19 03:43:58 PM
1 votes:
Funny, but last night, there was a 10" snapping turtle in my yard.

Coincidence? Yeah, probably. I live in Iowa.

/Still getting a kick out of this thread
//Scooped up the poor critter with a shovel
///Took him for a ride to the creek in a wheelbarrow
2012-07-19 03:39:09 PM
1 votes:

That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials: A thundering herd of turtles.


FTFM
2012-07-19 03:37:09 PM
1 votes:

cowgirl toffee: My man and I was at a shopping center near a Wal-Mart 2 days ago. There was a little "lump" in the parking lot. We drove over and lo and behold... it was a turtle. He goes over to pick it up and move it off of the pavement. The little turtle bit him... bad. My guy is from Canada... he never "experienced" a snapping turtle before.

Oddly enough, before the assault, he wanted to keep him. After the bite, I had to keep him from tossing the turtle on the rail road tracks.

It was one of those times you need a video camera for YouTube. :P


i was walking my dog the other night and came across a baby snapper...about as big in any direction as my middle finger. i scooted it to the grass. I wasn't about to pick up any size of snapper. I've seen what they can do. By nudging to the lake in our neighborhood, I can have something fight it out with a python, iguana, or gator.
2012-07-19 03:33:38 PM
1 votes:

Sofa King Smart: cowgirl toffee: ...

a 'snapper' is not something to be taken lightly... they'll take a finger off.


It was a baby, so only his pinkie was in danger. :P
2012-07-19 03:32:46 PM
1 votes:

miss diminutive: [deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com image 633x477]

/knows how quick wee turtles can be.


25 seconds! Damn You!
2012-07-19 03:28:02 PM
1 votes:
My man and I was at a shopping center near a Wal-Mart 2 days ago. There was a little "lump" in the parking lot. We drove over and lo and behold... it was a turtle. He goes over to pick it up and move it off of the pavement. The little turtle bit him... bad. My guy is from Canada... he never "experienced" a snapping turtle before.

Oddly enough, before the assault, he wanted to keep him. After the bite, I had to keep him from tossing the turtle on the rail road tracks.

It was one of those times you need a video camera for YouTube. :P
2012-07-19 03:25:05 PM
1 votes:

Biness: I heard some of the turtles got in some ooze, and also they love pizza, and also they're friends with this reporter than always wears a yellow jumpsuit and also theres this guy named shredder and a giant rat


What are you talking about? Didn't you know that Michael Bay changed all that and now they're aliens. Get it straight.
2012-07-19 03:22:16 PM
1 votes:
I heard some of the turtles got in some ooze, and also they love pizza, and also they're friends with this reporter than always wears a yellow jumpsuit and also theres this guy named shredder and a giant rat
2012-07-19 03:21:02 PM
1 votes:
It's turtles, all the way down!
2012-07-19 03:15:47 PM
1 votes:
FREEDOM!
/ Some of my favorite people are turtles.
2012-07-19 03:14:56 PM
1 votes:
It's literally going to take all day to round up those critters.
2012-07-19 03:14:53 PM
1 votes:
A herd of turtles.
 
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