kobrakai: Biness: I heard some of the turtles got in some ooze, and also they love pizza, and also they're friends with this reporter than always wears a yellow jumpsuit and also theres this guy named shredder and a giant ratWhat are you talking about? Didn't you know that Michael Bay changed all that and now they're aliens. Get it straight.
Great Porn Dragon: Of course, folks who don't go turtle hunting (or aren't crazy sonsabiatches like Turtleman) probably wouldn't know--they just thing OH SHIAT BIG TURTLE JUST TRIED TO BITE MY FINGER OFF O_oThe main difference is that alligator snapping turtles do tend to be spikier:www.chelydra.org(And yes, there's a reason turtle hunters would need to know the difference--in KY, for example, you can legally fish or trap common snapping turtles but not alligator snapping turtles (the latter are a threatened species in KY). The former can actually make some tasty turtle soup; the second will get you a jail sentence :D. Both will probably get you the ire of a certain Ernie Brown, Jr.)
ObscureNameHere: cowgirl toffee: My man and I was at a shopping center near a Wal-Mart 2 days ago. There was a little "lump" in the parking lot. We drove over and lo and behold... it was a turtle. He goes over to pick it up and move it off of the pavement. The little turtle bit him... bad. My guy is from Canada... he never "experienced" a snapping turtle before.Sorry that makes no sense. We have snapping turtles in Canada. I take it he has never been an "outdoorsy" type?
cowgirl toffee: Sofa King Smart: cowgirl toffee: ...a 'snapper' is not something to be taken lightly... they'll take a finger off.It was a baby, so only his pinkie was in danger. :P
cowgirl toffee: My man and I was at a shopping center near a Wal-Mart 2 days ago. There was a little "lump" in the parking lot. We drove over and lo and behold... it was a turtle. He goes over to pick it up and move it off of the pavement. The little turtle bit him... bad. My guy is from Canada... he never "experienced" a snapping turtle before.Oddly enough, before the assault, he wanted to keep him. After the bite, I had to keep him from tossing the turtle on the rail road tracks.It was one of those times you need a video camera for YouTube. :P
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