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2012-07-19 01:14:56 PM  
Life is slower in the South.
 
2012-07-19 02:12:42 PM  
Mitch McConnell heard muttering "Free... free at last"
 
2012-07-19 02:58:31 PM  
Turtleman listed as suspect..
 
2012-07-19 03:13:01 PM  
Tiffani the Turle heard saying "I think we're alone now, there doesn't seem to anyone around...."
 
2012-07-19 03:14:53 PM  
A herd of turtles.
 
2012-07-19 03:14:56 PM  
It's literally going to take all day to round up those critters.
 
2012-07-19 03:15:47 PM  
FREEDOM!
/ Some of my favorite people are turtles.
 
2012-07-19 03:16:37 PM  
I hear one of the turtles is being driven by Al Cowlings.
 
2012-07-19 03:19:16 PM  
*lol*

I do feel bad for the guy though....

Still, *lol*
 
2012-07-19 03:21:02 PM  
It's turtles, all the way down!
 
2012-07-19 03:22:16 PM  
I heard some of the turtles got in some ooze, and also they love pizza, and also they're friends with this reporter than always wears a yellow jumpsuit and also theres this guy named shredder and a giant rat
 
2012-07-19 03:22:25 PM  
old joke

"are you a turtle?"
 
2012-07-19 03:23:58 PM  
You be your sweet ass I am.
 
2012-07-19 03:24:31 PM  
media.wowstead.com

Freedom my brothers!!! Follow me to freedom!!!!!!
 
2012-07-19 03:24:52 PM  
chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-19 03:25:05 PM  

Biness: I heard some of the turtles got in some ooze, and also they love pizza, and also they're friends with this reporter than always wears a yellow jumpsuit and also theres this guy named shredder and a giant rat


What are you talking about? Didn't you know that Michael Bay changed all that and now they're aliens. Get it straight.
 
2012-07-19 03:26:38 PM  

kobrakai: Biness: I heard some of the turtles got in some ooze, and also they love pizza, and also they're friends with this reporter than always wears a yellow jumpsuit and also theres this guy named shredder and a giant rat

What are you talking about? Didn't you know that Michael Bay changed all that and now they're aliens. Get it straight.


Why hasn't someone taken him out yet? I mean honestly. We got osama. Surely he was number 2 on the list.
 
2012-07-19 03:28:02 PM  
My man and I was at a shopping center near a Wal-Mart 2 days ago. There was a little "lump" in the parking lot. We drove over and lo and behold... it was a turtle. He goes over to pick it up and move it off of the pavement. The little turtle bit him... bad. My guy is from Canada... he never "experienced" a snapping turtle before.

Oddly enough, before the assault, he wanted to keep him. After the bite, I had to keep him from tossing the turtle on the rail road tracks.

It was one of those times you need a video camera for YouTube. :P
 
2012-07-19 03:30:47 PM  
deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com

/knows how quick wee turtles can be.
 
2012-07-19 03:31:12 PM  
deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com

SAVE ME FROM THE WEE TURTLES!
 
2012-07-19 03:32:12 PM  
img832.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-19 03:32:40 PM  

cowgirl toffee: My man and I was at a shopping center near a Wal-Mart 2 days ago. There was a little "lump" in the parking lot. We drove over and lo and behold... it was a turtle. He goes over to pick it up and move it off of the pavement. The little turtle bit him... bad. My guy is from Canada... he never "experienced" a snapping turtle before.

Oddly enough, before the assault, he wanted to keep him. After the bite, I had to keep him from tossing the turtle on the rail road tracks.

It was one of those times you need a video camera for YouTube. :P


a 'snapper' is not something to be taken lightly... they'll take a finger off.
 
2012-07-19 03:32:46 PM  

miss diminutive: [deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com image 633x477]

/knows how quick wee turtles can be.


25 seconds! Damn You!
 
2012-07-19 03:32:55 PM  

HailRobonia: You be your sweet ass I am.


How farking old are you to get that reference? Laughing at myself thinking anything is obscure.


Damned comment\question cost me a fair numbers of beers a LONG time ago. One time a "ships coin?" thing was played on me, joke was that I was a "contractor" and played dumb, I can do that well. a natural talent. It still cost me when a smart person figured out things by looking at my ID when I walked into a place that he was security. Kept me in the "fishbowl" till he finished laughing. Bastard!
 
2012-07-19 03:33:38 PM  

Sofa King Smart: cowgirl toffee: ...

a 'snapper' is not something to be taken lightly... they'll take a finger off.


It was a baby, so only his pinkie was in danger. :P
 
2012-07-19 03:35:46 PM  

dallylamma: miss diminutive: [deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com image 633x477]

/knows how quick wee turtles can be.

25 seconds! Damn You!


Muahahahahahahahaha!

img441.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-19 03:37:09 PM  

cowgirl toffee: My man and I was at a shopping center near a Wal-Mart 2 days ago. There was a little "lump" in the parking lot. We drove over and lo and behold... it was a turtle. He goes over to pick it up and move it off of the pavement. The little turtle bit him... bad. My guy is from Canada... he never "experienced" a snapping turtle before.

Oddly enough, before the assault, he wanted to keep him. After the bite, I had to keep him from tossing the turtle on the rail road tracks.

It was one of those times you need a video camera for YouTube. :P


i was walking my dog the other night and came across a baby snapper...about as big in any direction as my middle finger. i scooted it to the grass. I wasn't about to pick up any size of snapper. I've seen what they can do. By nudging to the lake in our neighborhood, I can have something fight it out with a python, iguana, or gator.
 
2012-07-19 03:39:09 PM  

That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials: A thundering herd of turtles.


FTFM
 
2012-07-19 03:41:14 PM  
I saw Turtles!
 
2012-07-19 03:42:11 PM  
Being someone that used to live in that area (Lafayette) I am getting a kick.
 
2012-07-19 03:42:14 PM  
img543.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-19 03:42:55 PM  
My 6-year old nephews kept a wild one as a pet for a few days. When he was released, I never knew a turtle could move so fast. I do believe I saw it give my nephews the finger as well.
 
2012-07-19 03:43:04 PM  
(funny comment about the guy from a Night Court episode who has turtlitis goes here)

/obscure?
//farkin' google
 
2012-07-19 03:43:58 PM  
Funny, but last night, there was a 10" snapping turtle in my yard.

Coincidence? Yeah, probably. I live in Iowa.

/Still getting a kick out of this thread
//Scooped up the poor critter with a shovel
///Took him for a ride to the creek in a wheelbarrow
 
2012-07-19 03:47:01 PM  
after a few years living in the swamp
t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-07-19 03:47:05 PM  
Wanted for questioning:

i28.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-19 03:47:10 PM  
This made me laugh (FTA): "...packs of wild turtles running rampant in the Harrisburg area. Be advised."
 
2012-07-19 03:47:44 PM  
www.aaanything.net
 
2012-07-19 03:48:14 PM  

Deja_VooDoo: Funny, but last night, there was a 10" snapping turtle in my yard.

Coincidence? Yeah, probably. I live in Iowa.

/Still getting a kick out of this thread
//Scooped up the poor critter with a shovel
///Took him for a ride to the creek in a wheelbarrow


They will sometimes travel a few miles to find a new habitat with some fresh turtley poon and food. Seriously, my son found one in his driveway over a mile from water. All hail your new armored overlord.

\yum turtle soup
 
2012-07-19 03:49:53 PM  

cowgirl toffee: My man and I was at a shopping center near a Wal-Mart 2 days ago. There was a little "lump" in the parking lot. We drove over and lo and behold... it was a turtle. He goes over to pick it up and move it off of the pavement. The little turtle bit him... bad. My guy is from Canada... he never "experienced" a snapping turtle before.


Sorry that makes no sense. We have snapping turtles in Canada. I take it he has never been an "outdoorsy" type?
 
2012-07-19 03:53:39 PM  
I wonder if this guy is in fact a serial killer and his turtle farm is just a guise to feed his victims to the hoards of turtles. I bet those lil critters will go through bone.
 
2012-07-19 03:54:31 PM  
What's a tortoise?
 
2012-07-19 03:55:23 PM  

cowgirl toffee: My man and I was at a shopping center near a Wal-Mart 2 days ago. There was a little "lump" in the parking lot. We drove over and lo and behold... it was a turtle. He goes over to pick it up and move it off of the pavement. The little turtle bit him... bad. My guy is from Canada... he never "experienced" a snapping turtle before.

Oddly enough, before the assault, he wanted to keep him. After the bite, I had to keep him from tossing the turtle on the rail road tracks.

It was one of those times you need a video camera for YouTube. :P


Where is your man from in Canada that they don't have turtles? I had a snapper in the stream by my house growing up outside of Toronto, and the turtle-pond at my ex's place is so full of painted turtles and snappers that if you stand still you'll suddenly see a flock of beady little heads poking out of the water.
 
2012-07-19 04:00:31 PM  
kobreguide.com
Not amused.
 
2012-07-19 04:00:51 PM  
i1117.photobucket.com

I wonder if the farm was near here..?

Google Maps Link
 
2012-07-19 04:01:40 PM  

FrancoFile: What's a tortoise?


It's like a turtle. You know what a turtle is, Leon?
 
2012-07-19 04:08:03 PM  

ritalinchild 54: HailRobonia: You be your sweet ass I am.

How farking old are you to get that reference? Laughing at myself thinking anything is obscure.


Damned comment\question cost me a fair numbers of beers a LONG time ago. One time a "ships coin?" thing was played on me, joke was that I was a "contractor" and played dumb, I can do that well. a natural talent. It still cost me when a smart person figured out things by looking at my ID when I walked into a place that he was security. Kept me in the "fishbowl" till he finished laughing. Bastard!


I still have my dad's Turtle Club membership card from the '50s.
 
2012-07-19 04:11:36 PM  

cc_rider: Wanted for questioning:

[i28.photobucket.com image 300x300]


I meant to quote your photo in my suspicious map posting but forgot. I tried to do it retroactively but couldn't find the setting.
 
2012-07-19 04:12:11 PM  
You can't run away from your problems... Unless your problem happens to be with some kind of tortoise

/hopefully not obscure
 
2012-07-19 04:24:02 PM  

swankywanky: [media.wowstead.com image 372x372]

Freedom my brothers!!! Follow me to freedom!!!!!!


Came her looking for this. Leaving extremely satisfied.
 
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