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(WorldNetDaily)   Obama's real father is Soviet agent Frank Marshall Davis. The photo on Barack Obama's Facebook page proves this because his mother's hand is black   (wnd.com) divider line 209
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2012-07-19 11:19:47 AM
This is crazy, even for WND. Watch the video. It's really funny.

Also, the fact that they linked directly to the Facebook photo has some predictable results.
 
2012-07-19 11:26:22 AM
The music is funny. Sounds like Dark Shadows.
 
2012-07-19 11:44:49 AM
Wow. These guys should have their own TV show on History Channel.
 
2012-07-19 12:03:13 PM
Hey you liberals have you own political film based on lies, The Dark Knight. Conservatives want one too.
 
2012-07-19 12:05:04 PM
F*$^%# shadows, HOW DO THEY WORK?
 
2012-07-19 12:34:57 PM
So...since Frank Marshall Davis is from Ark City, KS and Ann Dunham is from Wichita, Barack Obama is a citizen then? This birth certificate thing is over and done with?
 
2012-07-19 12:43:50 PM

mitchcumstein1: So...since Frank Marshall Davis is from Ark City, KS and Ann Dunham is from Wichita, Barack Obama is a citizen then? This birth certificate thing is over and done with?


Obama has not yet released Frank Marshall Davis' birth certificate.
 
2012-07-19 12:44:08 PM

mitchcumstein1: So...since Frank Marshall Davis is from Ark City, KS and Ann Dunham is from Wichita, Barack Obama is a citizen then? This birth certificate thing is over and done with?


WND basically believes that Ann Dunham farked every black man and communist in the 60's.
 
2012-07-19 12:45:44 PM

utsagrad123: Hey you liberals have you own political film based on lies, The Dark Knight. Conservatives want one too.


1/10
 
2012-07-19 12:45:48 PM

utsagrad123: Hey you liberals have you own political film based on lies, The Dark Knight. Conservatives want one too.


From his profile:

Sorry, I didn't mean to troll you... Okay, so I did.
I can sometimes become a bit of a troll. On occasion, I submit ridiculous headlines to TFD just to see people's reactions. But I'm an equal opportunity troll. When it comes to politics, I troll both sides. I am comfortable making fun of the politicians, commentators, etc... that I support or disagree with.

MOVE RIGHT ALONG, NO BITES PLEASE.
 
2012-07-19 12:46:25 PM
So Communism is genetic, but being gay is a choice?
 
2012-07-19 12:46:28 PM
Can we get these nut jobs on some medication already?
 
2012-07-19 12:47:39 PM
Reagan would be spinning in his grave at these morons.... if not for the fact he is deader than Dennis Miller's career.
 
2012-07-19 12:47:50 PM
What is this I don't even.
 
2012-07-19 12:48:12 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-19 12:49:07 PM

coeyagi:
MOVE RIGHT ALONG, NO BITES PLEASE.


Dunno if I'd be bragging about graduating from UTSA, it's a glorified community college.

\that's how you troll.
 
2012-07-19 12:49:24 PM
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net

How deficient do you have to be that you see that picture and not think "Her hand is dark because of the lighting and her being right behind her son," but "That's clearly an edited photo to hide his black mother and communist father!"?
 
2012-07-19 12:51:05 PM

PainInTheASP: F*$^%# shadows, HOW DO THEY WORK?


These people are so used to boxing at, hiding from and jumping at shadows, they tend to forget that they're not actually tangible.
 
2012-07-19 12:54:36 PM

Bloody William: mitchcumstein1: So...since Frank Marshall Davis is from Ark City, KS and Ann Dunham is from Wichita, Barack Obama is a citizen then? This birth certificate thing is over and done with?

WND basically believes that Ann Dunham farked every black man and communist in the 60's.


Well duh. Even now, it's a proven fact that if a white woman is a big enough of a slut to sleep with a black guy, she's OBVIOUSLY such a black cock loving whore that she's jump EVERY huge glistening pulsing black throbbing wang that she can get her vaginal lips on. Why, I can just see it now, this dirty white tramp with three magnificent massive black shlongs thrust in and out.

Wait, what were we talking about?
 
2012-07-19 01:03:13 PM
*blink*

*blinkblink*

*blinkblinkblink*

Good Lord.
 
2012-07-19 01:03:27 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Wow. These guys should have their own TV show on History Channel.


I'm not saying his father was Luke Cage but...his father was Luke Cage.

images.wikia.com
 
2012-07-19 01:03:40 PM
Are we sure that WND is not just a performance art group? Like Sanjaya?
 
2012-07-19 01:04:59 PM
The coloration of her hand is not a shadow. I wear glasses, so I can spot things like that. It's more likely that the boy is squeezing her hand so hard it's cutting off circulation.
 
2012-07-19 01:05:17 PM
AIPAC funded media outlet pushing an anti-mulsim agenda and denigrating the POTUS? say it isn't so.
 
2012-07-19 01:06:23 PM
When BHO started running for office, I thought he'd never win because he had little experience. I even turned down an invite to a 250$ cocktail party fundraiser the Feb. before he was elected. (I'm kicking myself now - it would have been fun to meet the future POTUS and FLOTUS at a small cocktail party.) I digress... The benefit of him not having been around much and being so young is that he and his wife were not old enough for the inevitable menopausal taking-of-the-mistress that happens when so many of them have wives who hit the "Big M". Because of this and his lack of exposure with bribery and kickbacks and the usual political detritus, they have nothing on him.

So they make stuff up. This one is a serious stretch.

I find it amusing because we get to see what sore losers these people are. I also delight at how the internet allows these chuckleheads to totally destroy their Republican party with their insane ramblings. Teabillies. Birthers. He-Man Wimmin Haters Club members.... the list goes on.
 
2012-07-19 01:10:00 PM
You aren't born a Communist. You have to catch it somewhere. Like from eating unrefrigerated honey or sitting on a public toilet seat.
 
2012-07-19 01:10:04 PM

Bloody William: mitchcumstein1: So...since Frank Marshall Davis is from Ark City, KS and Ann Dunham is from Wichita, Barack Obama is a citizen then? This birth certificate thing is over and done with?

WND basically believes that Ann Dunham farked every black man and communist in the 60's.


WND also have no particularly good reason to believe that Ann Dunham is Barack Obama's mother at all, but (and I'm flummoxed as to why) they haven't pursued that direction of batshiat at all.
 
2012-07-19 01:10:52 PM
His father is Malcolm X! Do they think I'm stupid or something?
 
2012-07-19 01:12:07 PM
Obama's REAL father:

img144.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-19 01:13:01 PM
Shadows. How do those work?
 
2012-07-19 01:13:15 PM

mitchcumstein1: So...since Frank Marshall Davis is from Ark City, KS and Ann Dunham is from Wichita, Barack Obama is a citizen then? This birth certificate thing is over and done with?


His citizenship doesn't count because uuuuh I don't like him.
 
2012-07-19 01:15:29 PM

Maud Dib: coeyagi:
MOVE RIGHT ALONG, NO BITES PLEASE.

Dunno if I'd be bragging about graduating from UTSA, it's a glorified community college.

\that's how you troll.


Don't necessarily disagree. :-p
 
2012-07-19 01:16:43 PM

Ned Stark: You aren't born a Communist. You have to catch it somewhere. Like from eating unrefrigerated honey or sitting on a public toilet seat.


What does that say about us who lick public toilet seats?
 
2012-07-19 01:20:16 PM
There was a hilarious story a few weeks back about how Oily Taintz is pissed off that the WND is embracing this "FARTBONGO'S DAD WAS A COMMIE AND HIS MOM IS ACTUALLY A BLAH PERSON" story, because, as noted above, it renders the birther thing invalid.

It's fun to watch wingnuts turn on each other.
 
2012-07-19 01:21:23 PM
www.wnd.com

I was doubtful until I saw the pictures with the red circles.
You can try to argue it away or call it a coincidence, but both pictures definitely show someone's hand.
 
2012-07-19 01:21:24 PM

Captain_Ballbeard: AIPAC funded media outlet


[citation needed]
 
2012-07-19 01:21:47 PM

mitchcumstein1: So...since Frank Marshall Davis is from Ark City, KS and Ann Dunham is from Wichita, Barack Obama is a citizen then? This birth certificate thing is over and done with?


Communists are not allowed US citizenship, regardless of their place of birth.
 
2012-07-19 01:22:55 PM

Jackson Herring: Obama's REAL father:

[img144.imageshack.us image 305x348]


And the capital of Nebraska is Lincoln!
 
2012-07-19 01:23:07 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: mitchcumstein1: So...since Frank Marshall Davis is from Ark City, KS and Ann Dunham is from Wichita, Barack Obama is a citizen then? This birth certificate thing is over and done with?

Communists are not allowed US citizenship, regardless of their place of birth.


Never let it be said that the United States is open to people of all viewpoints.
 
2012-07-19 01:27:36 PM

utsagrad123: Hey you liberals have you own political film based on lies, The Dark Knight. Conservatives want one too.


whatwouldtotowatch.com

I thought you guys already beat us to the punch on that one.
 
2012-07-19 01:27:42 PM
what is this I don't even
 
2012-07-19 01:27:54 PM

Lawnchair: Bloody William: mitchcumstein1: So...since Frank Marshall Davis is from Ark City, KS and Ann Dunham is from Wichita, Barack Obama is a citizen then? This birth certificate thing is over and done with?

WND basically believes that Ann Dunham farked every black man and communist in the 60's.

WND also have no particularly good reason to believe that Ann Dunham is Barack Obama's mother at all, but (and I'm flummoxed as to why) they haven't pursued that direction of batshiat at all.


Except he looks like a tan version of her father.

theamericanrace.typepad.com
 
2012-07-19 01:29:37 PM

trippdogg: [www.wnd.com image 355x198]

I was doubtful until I saw the pictures with the red circles.
You can try to argue it away or call it a coincidence, but both pictures definitely show someone's hand.


Somebody locate the internet's loudest knuckle expert! We must solve this at once
 
2012-07-19 01:30:32 PM
A professional graphic artist who examined the 1973 photo believes the image of Obama's mother, Ann Dunham, was airbrushed into the scene to cover up an African-American man who was standing next to Obama at the Honolulu airport.

It's in shadow, you assholes. Look at Grandpa's arm there, it looks the same.

The chair on the far left next to Ann Dunham is brown and smaller than the chairs on the right, which are white.

Holy crap!! They had to replace a chair once at the Honolulu airport? Did Obama land on it with his time machine, or something?

The horizontal support bar for the brown chair does not align with the white chairs' support bar.

And we all know that this couldn't possibly be because they are two separate sets of seats, with the vertical support behind Obama's Mama...

Ann Dunham's hair over both her right and left shoulders show signs of airbrushing.

OMG, after looking at your "analysis", you're right, her hair WAS frizzy that day!!! Since we all know that there is no such thing as humidity on an island, we should nuke Norway now, just because.

The lighting on Ann Dunham's face is from the far left and is not consistent with the other figures, who are lit from above. This suggests Ann Dunham's image was placed into this scene from a different photo.

Windows, how do those work? Obama also has lighting from the side.

Above and below Obama's right elbow is a ghosting effect in which a glow emanates from the arm, suggesting a different underlying image such as a light-colored shirt behind Obama. Uneven pixilation is a sign of cloning.

It's also a sign of jpeg artifacting, you douchenozzles. When an image is saved as a jpg, the compression technique tries to 'merge' colors into something in the middle. This often results in artifacting at the edges of two distinct colors, as this is the 'middle' ground that is created.

Ann Dunham looks to be about 25 years old, too young for this 1973 photo. Maya, who was born Aug 15, 1970, looks to be about 3 years old. Ann should look 30 years old.

Really? I'm 42, and when I shave, I get carded for beer. Does that mean that I'm not mwe and Sarah Palin is now Pope?

You farking sacks of dung are so pathetic, it's not even funny anymore.
 
2012-07-19 01:32:47 PM

AlwaysRightBoy: Ned Stark: You aren't born a Communist. You have to catch it somewhere. Like from eating unrefrigerated honey or sitting on a public toilet seat.

What does that say about us who lick public toilet seats?


Trotskyite counterrevolutionaries
 
2012-07-19 01:33:09 PM

Bloody William: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 487x720]

How deficient do you have to be that you see that picture and not think "Her hand is dark because of the lighting and her being right behind her son," but "That's clearly an edited photo to hide his black mother and communist father!"?


I'm more concerned with those awful 70's sandal things. God DAMN, Barack.
 
2012-07-19 01:33:18 PM

PainInTheASP: F*$^%# shadows, HOW DO THEY WORK?


Dammit, you beat me...
 
2012-07-19 01:35:26 PM

Jackson Herring: Bloody William: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 487x720]

How deficient do you have to be that you see that picture and not think "Her hand is dark because of the lighting and her being right behind her son," but "That's clearly an edited photo to hide his black mother and communist father!"?

I'm more concerned with those awful 70's sandal things. God DAMN, Barack.


This is proof that Obama is Stanley Dunham's son. After all, if porn has taught me anything, it's that black men never show their feet.
 
2012-07-19 01:36:17 PM

BSABSVR:
WND also have no particularly good reason to believe that Ann Dunham is Barack Obama's mother at all, but (and I'm flummoxed as to why) they haven't pursued that direction of batshiat at all.

Except he looks like a tan version of her father.

[theamericanrace.typepad.com image 348x411]


And you have proof that he is her father? Hmmm? Conspiracies within conspiracies man!
 
2012-07-19 01:36:25 PM

BSABSVR: trippdogg: [www.wnd.com image 355x198]

I was doubtful until I saw the pictures with the red circles.
You can try to argue it away or call it a coincidence, but both pictures definitely show someone's hand.

Somebody locate the internet's loudest knuckle expert! We must solve this at once


Like all internet experts, the knuckle expert works for WND! All of mankind's greatest minds working together!
 
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