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2012-07-19 12:46:26 PM  
19 votes:

Bradog: I didn't know "lycanthropy" was a hobby.



I'm usually too busy during the week to transform into a terrible half-beast, and I have to save tearing the throat from my victims showering in a fountain of their arterial blood for the weekends. Oh sure, back in my youth I had the luxury of rampaging across the moors five even six nights a week, but these days I have responsibilities.
2012-07-19 02:42:48 PM  
8 votes:

Bruxellensis: Brewing beer not mentioned.


I believe that counts as kabbalah, as in "I relaxed with a kabbalah beers..."
2012-07-19 12:48:00 PM  
8 votes:
"Postmodernism" is a stumper. How would you eliminate that from your life? Kill yourself? Avoid Beckett plays?
2012-07-19 02:41:46 PM  
5 votes:
Pedophilia didn't make the cut, I guess it is a Catholic list.
2012-07-19 02:31:23 PM  
5 votes:
I picked a hell of a day to give up Lycanthropy!
2012-07-19 01:23:59 PM  
5 votes:
Captain Howdy just told me that this story is ludicrous.

/and your mother sews socks in hell
2012-07-19 02:47:59 PM  
4 votes:

Forsythe P. Jones: So collecting obscure Barbies and still playing with LEGO is still cool, even if I'm pushing 50?


I won't get you into hell but it also won't get you our of your mom's basement.
2012-07-19 02:32:54 PM  
4 votes:
Well I'm just glad that all of my hobbies are clean, pure, good Christian ones.
2012-07-19 02:31:34 PM  
4 votes:
Well, that explains the scaly tail I woke up with this morning.

Had to wear a skirt to work today.
2012-07-19 10:52:54 AM  
4 votes:
Looks like atheism is still fine. Whew.
2012-07-19 10:38:42 AM  
4 votes:
I didn't know "lycanthropy" was a hobby.
2012-07-19 03:10:43 PM  
3 votes:
Remote viewing.
img860.imageshack.us
Hahahaha! I just damned everyone's soul!
2012-07-19 02:48:21 PM  
3 votes:

Drunken_Polar_Bear: 15 here. And I was really hoping for a higher score too. Maybe there's a couple of secret societies out there looking for an overweight, single, male computer nerd in his 40s? Anyone?


Look up your local Linux Users' Group.
2012-07-19 02:48:20 PM  
3 votes:
What about masturbating to My Little Pony erotic fan fiction? Is that ok?
2012-07-19 02:48:00 PM  
3 votes:
I'm safe from possession. The Emperor protects all faithful souls.
2012-07-19 02:46:48 PM  
3 votes:

DysphoricMania: 34 here... but I draw the line at Necromancy... no way I am going to get into that. Or that crazy rock and roll business.


I refuse to participate in vegetarianism. Sure, it looks harmless enough, but there is a terrible price to pay for dabbling in such a thing. No more bacon.
2012-07-19 02:44:31 PM  
3 votes:

King Something: Oldiron_79: germ78: Still A-OK 'christian' activities include:
Greed
Sloth
Lust
Wrath
Gluttony
Envy
Pride

Sweet, 7/7

You sound fat.

/so do I


Gluttony + Greed + Lust = Chocolate Covered Hookers.
2012-07-19 02:37:55 PM  
3 votes:
Get of my lawn you damn satanic Vegetarians!!!!
2012-07-19 02:35:09 PM  
3 votes:

SithLord: That reads like my bucket list.

\except Twilight, Harry Potter and Scientology.
\\surprised that LDS isn't on there.


Is is, far right column, 3rd line.

Eastern religions

What about Middle Eastern religions like Christianity?
2012-07-19 02:34:52 PM  
3 votes:
Author:

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2012-07-19 02:34:32 PM  
3 votes:
I've read lists like that before. Some Christian groups remake them infrequently, adding things they disapprove of. The one I read when I was a kid included the Beatles specifically, and rock 'n' roll in general.

Most Christians prefer not to think. Don't let the stupid bother you.
2012-07-19 02:34:25 PM  
3 votes:
As a D&D playing Freemason *FLAY YOUR SOULS AND EAT YOUR SKIN* who listens to heavy metal I'm getting a *YOU WILL ALL BURN IN THE DEPTHS OF THE SLOAR* kick out of *FRESH MEAT* this
2012-07-19 02:33:27 PM  
3 votes:
Being a member of the Church of Satan might get me closer to Satan? I never saw that one coming...
2012-07-19 02:33:17 PM  
3 votes:

FloydA: PainInTheASP: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Woohoo! 14 of those! Now I have a list of goals.

*Sigh*. I only managed seven. I guess if I want to be trendy I'll have to pull the pentagram and dead chicken out of the attic again.

Is that what the kids are calling in these days?


Hmm. We always called it flogging the bishop, stopping the train, or punching the clown.
2012-07-19 01:50:53 PM  
3 votes:

Rev. Skarekroe: There's still such a thing as "cyberpunk culture"?


Yes. They have time machines that only go to 1992.
2012-07-19 01:02:14 PM  
3 votes:
I have to agree with Twilight films. Those things are evil.
2012-07-19 12:54:50 PM  
3 votes:
Woohoo! 14 of those! Now I have a list of goals.
2012-07-19 10:55:43 AM  
3 votes:
But gluttony, greed and hatred are still OK if you're a real Christian.
2012-07-19 06:05:23 PM  
2 votes:

SithLord: That reads like my bucket list.

\except Twilight, Harry Potter and Scientology.
\\surprised that LDS isn't on there.


blog.nola.com
The Satanic effects of taking a little too much LDS
2012-07-19 04:27:08 PM  
2 votes:

ordinarysteve: I got a respectable 8 on that list. And vegetarianism leads to demonic possession?


It's because vegetarians are so fond of seitan.
2012-07-19 03:44:33 PM  
2 votes:
Weaver95
I've never understood why D&D (or roleplaying games in general) are considered 'evil' by the religious right....


They usually feature magic that is clearly a made-up fantasy and not reality and you get used to dealing with it.
Kids might look at other stories featuring magic and automatically put them in the same "it's a made-up fantasy" box.


And a comparatively lame fantasy to boot. I mean, come on: you're a godling, it takes you three days to respawn and you apparently don't have any decent offensive spells?
Heck, under the older edition ruleset you could get stuff like "Flesh to Stone" and nuke-like giant area-of-effect spells like"Slay Firstborns", "Hailstorm", "Cloud of Locusts" and so on.
Granted, it always seemed a tad unbalanced to me, but they went overboard reworking their rules and the newer edition turned out to be completely neutered and lame by comparison

.
/ teens might wonder what class and level you have to be to get a spell for turning water into booze...
2012-07-19 03:43:40 PM  
2 votes:
Let's see... murder, cannibalism, "Bath Salts", and masturbation missing from list. I'm all set for the weekend then.

/has anyone mentioned this is their bucket list yet?
//or what they've "scored" on it?
2012-07-19 03:04:45 PM  
2 votes:

MBooda:
Rock Music...damn, that's the only one. I gotta get some new hobbies.




Need a hobby? Why not give lycanthropy a try?

i105.photobucket.com
2012-07-19 02:59:04 PM  
2 votes:
This is like what you'd get in your trick-or-treat bag if you went to the wrong houses as a kid.

I feel like there's an ancient DOS computer somewhere with this text file saved and dusted off every few years... unless they just use typewriters becaus DOS is too evil for them (IT STANDS FOR DEMON OR SATAN!!)
2012-07-19 02:58:19 PM  
2 votes:
The original image had moar cleavage..
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The tract was handed-out at Comic Con by "jesus freaks"
2012-07-19 02:54:38 PM  
2 votes:
In the future, polyamory will be included on the list, even though it's Biblical.
2012-07-19 02:53:39 PM  
2 votes:
I scored 18, but I'm not seriously trying yet.
2012-07-19 02:51:33 PM  
2 votes:
Including yoga on there seems like a bit of a stretch to me.
2012-07-19 02:51:26 PM  
2 votes:
I scored 17. Is that enough for the "good ending", or do I have to complete all the missions?
2012-07-19 02:50:50 PM  
2 votes:

Get Your Dick Out Of My Food: "Postmodernism" is a stumper. How would you eliminate that from your life? Kill yourself? Avoid Beckett plays?


Don't take Literature or Anthropology or Women's Studies courses for a start....
2012-07-19 02:47:24 PM  
2 votes:
Lessee...

Yoga...gave it up a few months back. My body doesn't move like that any more.
Astrology...fun game when I was a kid. Lost interest when I got into my teens.
Meditation (assume they mean TM)...ditto
LOTR...ditto
Halloween...ditto
Tarot...fun game when I was a teen. Lost interest when I became an adult.
Marihuana & Pot parties...ditto
Remote Viewing...the hell? Isn't that a tautology?
Fornication...haven't had the opportunity recently
Rock Music...damn, that's the only one. I gotta get some new hobbies.
2012-07-19 02:46:45 PM  
2 votes:
So... is summoning demons not a gateway to demonic possession, then?
2012-07-19 02:46:27 PM  
2 votes:
Going to yoga, BRB.
2012-07-19 02:44:32 PM  
2 votes:
So collecting obscure Barbies and still playing with LEGO is still cool, even if I'm pushing 50?
2012-07-19 02:43:23 PM  
2 votes:

Bradog: I didn't know "lycanthropy" was a hobby.


You're doing it wrong, then.
2012-07-19 02:43:16 PM  
2 votes:
Why make a list? Just say "All things white middle aged fundementalists don't like or understand at any given point in time is a gateway to demonic possesison!" and be done with it.
2012-07-19 02:40:42 PM  
2 votes:
Brewing beer not mentioned.
2012-07-19 02:40:36 PM  
2 votes:
Does the "Skull & Bones" entry preclude me from becoming a mighty pirate?

Does the prohibition apply even if I am able to hold my breath for ten minutes?
2012-07-19 02:40:24 PM  
2 votes:
PhDemented: Do Furries count as Lychanthropes?

Sure, I'm sure they are going to hell for something.
2012-07-19 02:39:16 PM  
2 votes:

olddinosaur: I scored 19, how'd all the rest of you Farkers do?


Just 11, and I was really trying!
2012-07-19 02:38:45 PM  
2 votes:
"Halloween Fornication"? That just isn't fair.
2012-07-19 02:38:02 PM  
2 votes:
I am very into "Skull & Bones"

/what the fark?
2012-07-19 02:37:06 PM  
2 votes:
I'm TOTALLY getting into Rosicrucianism !!


Thanks, TFA

\I hit about 15 on the list already
2012-07-19 02:34:53 PM  
2 votes:
Do Furries count as Lychanthropes?
2012-07-19 02:34:30 PM  
2 votes:
Listening to Possessed as I type this reply, so really getting a kick
2012-07-19 02:33:45 PM  
2 votes:
To add - I have done 30 of those. I'm doomed.
2012-07-19 02:33:40 PM  
2 votes:
"Marijuana & Pot Parties"??

WTF, is this 1965??
2012-07-19 02:33:18 PM  
2 votes:
Fisting... fisting... nope. Woohoo!
2012-07-19 02:32:08 PM  
2 votes:
That reads like my bucket list.

\except Twilight, Harry Potter and Scientology.
\\surprised that LDS isn't on there.
2012-07-19 02:31:49 PM  
2 votes:
I scored 9, I'm a slacker (which is not on the list sadly)
2012-07-19 01:54:54 PM  
2 votes:

PainInTheASP: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Woohoo! 14 of those! Now I have a list of goals.

*Sigh*. I only managed seven. I guess if I want to be trendy I'll have to pull the pentagram and dead chicken out of the attic again.


Is that what the kids are calling in these days?
2012-07-19 01:33:07 PM  
2 votes:

Rev. Skarekroe: There's still such a thing as "cyberpunk culture"?


good point. but apparently using computers to challenge authority opens you up to daemonic possession.
2012-07-19 01:30:00 PM  
2 votes:

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Woohoo! 14 of those! Now I have a list of goals.


*Sigh*. I only managed seven. I guess if I want to be trendy I'll have to pull the pentagram and dead chicken out of the attic again.
2012-07-19 12:53:35 PM  
2 votes:
Wait, D&D will lead to schizophrenia and late stage syphilis?
2012-07-19 12:53:33 PM  
2 votes:
Meditation is a gateway to demonic possession. Really. You really believe this.

That's just too goddamn stupid for words.
2012-07-19 12:33:05 PM  
2 votes:
Sorry. I can't give up backmasking.
2012-07-19 12:28:54 PM  
2 votes:
Good to know that Zoroastrianism is still OK.
2012-07-19 10:09:16 AM  
2 votes:
In my spare time I enjoy marihuana, video games, and something something Trilateral Commission.
2012-07-19 10:26:38 PM  
1 votes:

tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: Well if threesomes count for trilateralism and Playing Vampires the Masquerade counts as vampirism then I got 30

Trilateralism =/= a three way, you shameless whore, and why wasn't I invited?

Well then it would been four-way :) Which is alright in my book. Granted only have done that a few times :)

Go on ...

Well I used to date couples and one couple that I dated liked bringing home several people to play.

Sounds like I should have got to know you when I was still dating my crazy bi girlfriend. giggity
Or my second wife who one day decided she was no longer bi and decided to pitch for the other team full time.

Oh it's been along time since then and well yea, as you say I play the other team now :)

Is it wrong that I am SO excited right now?

Well It's wrong that you've never sent me pics. I would reciprocate :)
But other than that no :)

O_O

Oh stop your googly eyes that offer was only for Gyrfalcon.


(T_T)
2012-07-19 10:16:25 PM  
1 votes:
So, mister Chick (what a name) talks about Cyberpunk and "FRPG" like (A)D&D, but what about the masses that played non-fantasy RPGs like Twilight/Merc, GURPS, Boot Hill and others...?

Oh, yeah. I forgot a lesson I learned when I was 10... Never invoke the "L" word, or the "R" word when religion is involved...
2012-07-19 10:15:00 PM  
1 votes:

Galileo's Daughter: Let's see what I get:
Eastern Religions [ ]

Meditation [ X ] (kind of confusing, because the Bible tells us to meditate on God's righteous works)
Vegetarianism [ X ](Read the book of Daniel. He and three of his friends went on a vegetarian diet. Kabbalah [ ]
LOTR [ X ] (Another Christian got me into the movies and from there I found the books)
Fire walking [ ]
Levitation [ ]
Alt "comix" [ ] (what comics specifically? Calvin and Hobbes? Archie? Batman?)
Vampirism [ ]
Video games [ X ] (Ms. Pac-Man counts, I suppose)
Harry Potter [ ]
Dungeon & Dragons [ ]
Halloween [ ]
Fornication [ ]
Skull & Bones [ ]
Rock Music [ X ] (but is alt-rock okay?)
Heavy Metal [ X ] (went through a hair metal phase in high school)
Burning Man [ ]
Twilight films [ X ] (my daughter dragged me to the second one; the others will be left for Rifftrax)
Raves & XTC [ ]
Goth culture [ ]

Only 7.


Janine Melnitz: Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?

Winston Zeddemore: Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.

Also, with a name like Galileo's Daughter , shouldn't you add "heliocentrism" to the list?
2012-07-19 09:59:06 PM  
1 votes:

Sgt.Zim: tinfoil-hat maggie: Sgt.Zim: Damn my mixed fundie-SDA/scientific upbringing. I tried, and with liberal scoring, even given the new interpretation of trilateralism, I only score 23. $deity-dammit.

// THM is dangerously close to another sponsorship, though.

Well thank you but don't worry about it I'm really trying to Fark less, wait I mean not not be on Fark as much and fark more :)

Well, sweetie... yer screwed.

Or something like that.

//
/ Just because I'm a cantankerous old curmudgeon ...


Heh, that was almost a simulpost,

/And yay I got screwed tonight :)
2012-07-19 09:57:39 PM  
1 votes:
Rock music is on that list. Well then, how do they feel about bands like Stryper, Bloodgood and Jars of Clay? Oh I see now....they're approved rock bands. Or are they?
2012-07-19 09:55:32 PM  
1 votes:
Well thank you Sgt.Zim, I guess you're trying to keep me around. Oh, hell I can get laid anytime :)
2012-07-19 09:54:58 PM  
1 votes:

tinfoil-hat maggie: Sgt.Zim: Damn my mixed fundie-SDA/scientific upbringing. I tried, and with liberal scoring, even given the new interpretation of trilateralism, I only score 23. $deity-dammit.

// THM is dangerously close to another sponsorship, though.

Well thank you but don't worry about it I'm really trying to Fark less, wait I mean not not be on Fark as much and fark more :)


Well, sweetie... yer screwed.

Or something like that.

//
/ Just because I'm a cantankerous old curmudgeon ...
2012-07-19 09:52:01 PM  
1 votes:
Here wolf.
2012-07-19 09:44:38 PM  
1 votes:

Aidan: Kryllith: I've been playing D&D for 34 years and video games for about as long. If I've not been possessed yet, it's not going to happen. (Scored 10-18, depending on whether it was something I was/am really interested in or just a passing fancy).

Ditto, although I'd claim that for me, New Age Religions, Wicca, and Earth Worship are pretty much all the same thing. So that's -2 or +2 points depending.


50plus20.org
Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
Reg: fark off! We're the People's Front of Judea
2012-07-19 07:15:53 PM  
1 votes:
Who told you about my Astral Projection?
2012-07-19 07:06:51 PM  
1 votes:

ciberido: SithLord: That reads like my bucket list.

\except Twilight, Harry Potter and Scientology.
\\surprised that LDS isn't on there.

[blog.nola.com image 240x180]
The Satanic effects of taking a little too much LDS


Umm, no, taking too much LDS gets you this:

i258.photobucket.com
i156.photobucket.com
2012-07-19 06:00:24 PM  
1 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: Good to know that Zoroastrianism is still OK.


Not only did he neglect Zoroastrianism, he completely failed to mention the timecube (which among many other fascinating things, establishes that Christianity is evil).

Best Wikipedia factoid: "Before Time Cube, Otis E. Ray advocated the sport of marbles."

So I guess he really HAS ----- *puts on shades*-------- lost his marbles.

YEAAAAHHH!
2012-07-19 05:58:10 PM  
1 votes:

ProfessorOhki: Weaver95: I've never understood why D&D (or roleplaying games in general) are considered 'evil' by the religious right....

oh - and cyberpunk culture!? I didn't know Max Headroom was so dangerous.

Only if you're a Chicago TV station Link


To this day, that still creeps me the fark out. Had nightmares about it as a kid.

/Lived in Chicagoland.
2012-07-19 05:47:33 PM  
1 votes:
Oh, my bad. I thought it said necrophilia. Take one off my score.
2012-07-19 05:42:51 PM  
1 votes:
Oh good, BDSM is still okay. Whew!
2012-07-19 05:29:24 PM  
1 votes:

Weaver95: patrick767: Weaver95
ok, my score on that list was 26.

they kinda got me on that 'necromancy' issue....

But you do turn into a werewolf sometimes, right?

well...no. but I have attempted to combine 'cyberpunk' and 'necromancy'.


www.imightbedrunk.co.za

/hot
2012-07-19 05:21:00 PM  
1 votes:
If you fornicate with a vegetarian while watching Harry Potter, you're already possessed.
2012-07-19 04:38:44 PM  
1 votes:
Thank goodness Amateur Radio didn't make the list.
2012-07-19 04:30:56 PM  
1 votes:
Well of course remote viewing is on there. Quoth the Book of Dvorak: "Thou shalt not use GoToMyPC, for it is an abomination unto the Lord and can bypass our network firewall."
2012-07-19 04:25:55 PM  
1 votes:
Video games? I don't see how my playing Angry Birds pisses off Jesus.

img13.imageshack.us
2012-07-19 04:08:40 PM  
1 votes:
I got a respectable 8 on that list. And vegetarianism leads to demonic possession? I respect that lifestyle choice but you'd think a demon would want a mortal vessel without a protein deficiency. You learn something new everyday.
2012-07-19 03:56:08 PM  
1 votes:
I'm baffled as to why heavy metal & rock music are so "demonic," but not country. Aren't country music fans statistically more likely to commit suicide?
2012-07-19 03:52:58 PM  
1 votes:
Whew, model railroading isn't on the list! I'm safe!

/Still going to hell for the video games. Damn.
2012-07-19 03:27:34 PM  
1 votes:
Eastern Religions [ ]
Yoga [ ]
Freemasonry [ ]
Illuminati groups [ ]
New Age religions [ ]
Church of Satan [ ]
Scientology [ ]
Rosicrucianism [ ]
Astrology [ X ](hard time missing this if you lived in the 1970's)
Tarot cards [ X ](same as above)
Ouija boards [ ]
Palmistry [ X ]
Voodoo [ ]
Earth Worship [ ]
Wicca [ ]
Cyberpunk Culture [ X ]
Divination [ X ](Calculated my grades before I saw them!)
Meditation [ X ](helps to deal with crazy/intolerant people)
Vegetarianism [ X ](occasionally my body craves veggies more than meat *shrug*)
Lycanthropy [ ]
Postmodernism [ X ]
Backmasking [ ](how do I get started in this, Is there a kit or something?)
Astral-projection [ ]
Necromancy [ X ](CPR is a version of this)
Re-birthing [ ]
Kabbalah [ ](only if Madonna shows me how)
LOTR [ X ](I shall not pass)
Fire walking [ ]
Levitation [ ] (really? This would be sweet!)
Alt "comix" [ X ](been to SD Comic-Con)
Vampirism [ ](see Halloween)
Trilateralism [ ]
Marihuana &
Pot parties [ ]
LSD/Mushrooms [ ]
Video games [ X ](I'm going to have a lot to answer for here)
Harry Potter [ X ]
Dungeon & Dragons [ X ](Without this in middle school I would have had almost zero friends)
Halloween [ X ]
Fornication [ X ]
Skull & Bones [ ](never invited)
Rock Music [ X ]
Heavy Metal [ X ]
Burning Man [ X ]
Twilight films [ X ]
Raves & XTC [ ]
Goth culture [ X ]

Surprised that alcohol and Mensa aren't on the list
2012-07-19 03:15:09 PM  
1 votes:

I May Be Crazy But...: MBooda: I May Be Crazy But...: Including yoga on there seems like a bit of a stretch to me.

Thanks to you the level of this thread is heading downward, dog.

Hey there, son! Salutations!


Of corpse. Plank you very much.
2012-07-19 03:13:04 PM  
1 votes:
What about golf? I didn't see that on the list & I'm concerned.
2012-07-19 03:09:43 PM  
1 votes:
Damn you Andy Partridge!

/and your Plans for Nigel
2012-07-19 03:06:03 PM  
1 votes:
Dear Christian fundies:

Thank you for this list of things to avoid. I shall take your advice. Additionally I will avoid the following gateway-to-evil hobbies:

Geomancy
Optical-illusions
Faires (Renaissance)
UFOlogy
Chinese fortune cookies
Kung-Fu
Yodeling
Origami
Ululation
Rap "music"
Stewart, John
Elfism
Left-handedness
Formication
2012-07-19 03:05:11 PM  
1 votes:
Disagree with "yoga," and others, but they left out "alcoholism." Drunkards that have passed on love to influence people who are inclined to imbibe too much. They then enjoy, vicariously, being drunk through them. Same probably applies to all situations where a spirit misses its addiction.

Solution? Picture yourself and your home filled with and surrounded by white light, and pray for God/Jesus to assist you and protect you.

/Works at hospitals and cemetaries, too. You wouldn't want to take home any "hitchhikers." (-;
2012-07-19 03:03:48 PM  
1 votes:

Rev. Skarekroe: There's still such a thing as "cyberpunk culture"?


Passe. Now its all Steam Punk, which apparently is OK.

/You can probably still get mirrorshades at Hot Topics though.
2012-07-19 02:59:59 PM  
1 votes:
Look, my former roommate made me go see those damn sparkly vampire movies, ok? I didn't want to do it but I felt sorry for her since no one else would go.

Still hellbound for many other reasons, however.
2012-07-19 02:59:58 PM  
1 votes:

PhDemented: Do Furries count as Lychanthropes?


*biatch slap* you know we do!
2012-07-19 02:58:13 PM  
1 votes:
Perhaps they should instead say "Here's a list of things that adolescents and the feeble-brained adults still engage in".....
2012-07-19 02:57:54 PM  
1 votes:
Roll to see if I'm getting drunk
2012-07-19 02:57:41 PM  
1 votes:
Also: dork-sided etc etc
2012-07-19 02:56:48 PM  
1 votes:
I would like to add in the caveat that if you're the High Priest of the Temple and you're using the Urim and Thummim from your Breastplate of Judgement, divination is still a-okay.

/that sounds like a D&D reference, but it's not
2012-07-19 02:55:42 PM  
1 votes:
Oh that HAS to be from a Jack Chick tract, surely. Only the best kind of derp to be found from those little gems.
2012-07-19 02:53:55 PM  
1 votes:
I'm up to 18. If I've seen all three of the Ginger Snaps movies, does that count for lycanthropy?
2012-07-19 02:52:37 PM  
1 votes:

PhDemented: Do Furries count as Lychanthropes?


I think that's the point. Whoever wrote this list heard of Furries and thought "Werewolves".
2012-07-19 02:50:43 PM  
1 votes:
Yoga? I guess God hates stretching.
2012-07-19 02:48:14 PM  
1 votes:
Damn it. Who stole my bucket list?
2012-07-19 02:47:56 PM  
1 votes:

HailRobonia: I believe that counts as kabbalah, as in "I relaxed with a kabbalah beers..."


You owe me a new keyboard.
2012-07-19 02:47:26 PM  
1 votes:

Canton: Okay, I've tried about ten of those. And I listen to rock music all the time. But I already knew I was going to hell.

But vegetarianism? How did that get there? It's evil not to kill animals for meat? Does this brand of Christianity demand blood sacrifice? Or what?

/Omnivore


If you really want to know, vegitarianism on some sort of moral ground (they'd be suspicious, but they would probably be OK with health grounds) contradicts Genesis where God gives man dominion over the animals and plants. How they square Marihuana (sic) prohibition with this is beyond me.

/ Carnivore
2012-07-19 02:45:55 PM  
1 votes:
I see worshiping Mammon is still good to go.
2012-07-19 02:45:07 PM  
1 votes:
I've been playing D&D for 34 years and video games for about as long. If I've not been possessed yet, it's not going to happen. (Scored 10-18, depending on whether it was something I was/am really interested in or just a passing fancy).
2012-07-19 02:45:03 PM  
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darkmayo: Pedophilia didn't make the cut, I guess it is a Catholic list.


But, but... I have a Catholic friend who is also a Freemason!

I'm actually surprised Catholicism isn't on this list, because it reads like a Chick Tract.
2012-07-19 02:43:58 PM  
1 votes:
This list feels padded.

SithLord: That reads like my bucket list.

\except Twilight, Harry Potter and Scientology.
\\surprised that LDS isn't on there.


I think that Mormonism might count as a New Age religion to these folks.
2012-07-19 02:43:09 PM  
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: germ78: Still A-OK 'christian' activities include:
Greed
Sloth
Lust
Wrath
Gluttony
Envy
Pride

Sweet, 7/7


You sound fat.

/so do I
2012-07-19 02:41:21 PM  
1 votes:
germ78: Still A-OK 'christian' activities include:
Greed
Sloth
Lust
Wrath
Gluttony
Envy
Pride


Sweet, 7/7
2012-07-19 02:41:00 PM  
1 votes:
Okay, I've tried about ten of those. And I listen to rock music all the time. But I already knew I was going to hell.

But vegetarianism? How did that get there? It's evil not to kill animals for meat? Does this brand of Christianity demand blood sacrifice? Or what?

/Omnivore
2012-07-19 02:39:06 PM  
1 votes:
Still A-OK 'christian' activities include:
Greed
Sloth
Lust
Wrath
Gluttony
Envy
Pride
2012-07-19 02:39:03 PM  
1 votes:
34 here... but I draw the line at Necromancy... no way I am going to get into that. Or that crazy rock and roll business.
2012-07-19 02:37:29 PM  
1 votes:
yeah, never trust another mopar owner, they'll screw you in a heartbeat.

except me, i'm kind, loving, and giving.......
2012-07-19 02:36:17 PM  
1 votes:
I scored 19, how'd all the rest of you Farkers do?
2012-07-19 02:35:26 PM  
1 votes:
My hobby combines lycanthropy and backmasking. Did you get the memo re. wolf flower?
2012-07-19 02:34:20 PM  
1 votes:
If I can't use remote viewing, the chick in 3C might see me!
2012-07-19 02:31:32 PM  
1 votes:
Lycanthropy FTW!

/like I had a choice...
2012-07-19 02:15:06 PM  
1 votes:
To be fair, the article IS right about Twilight films.
2012-07-19 01:21:22 PM  
1 votes:
There's still such a thing as "cyberpunk culture"?
2012-07-19 12:57:00 PM  
1 votes:
Hmmmm... porn is still safe.
2012-07-19 12:43:11 PM  
1 votes:
I've never understood why D&D (or roleplaying games in general) are considered 'evil' by the religious right....

oh - and cyberpunk culture!? I didn't know Max Headroom was so dangerous.
 
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