Bradog: I didn't know "lycanthropy" was a hobby.
Bruxellensis: Brewing beer not mentioned.
Forsythe P. Jones: So collecting obscure Barbies and still playing with LEGO is still cool, even if I'm pushing 50?
Drunken_Polar_Bear: 15 here. And I was really hoping for a higher score too. Maybe there's a couple of secret societies out there looking for an overweight, single, male computer nerd in his 40s? Anyone?
DysphoricMania: 34 here... but I draw the line at Necromancy... no way I am going to get into that. Or that crazy rock and roll business.
King Something: Oldiron_79: germ78: Still A-OK 'christian' activities include:GreedSlothLustWrathGluttonyEnvyPrideSweet, 7/7You sound fat./so do I
SithLord: That reads like my bucket list.\except Twilight, Harry Potter and Scientology.\\surprised that LDS isn't on there.
FloydA: PainInTheASP: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Woohoo! 14 of those! Now I have a list of goals.*Sigh*. I only managed seven. I guess if I want to be trendy I'll have to pull the pentagram and dead chicken out of the attic again.Is that what the kids are calling in these days?
Rev. Skarekroe: There's still such a thing as "cyberpunk culture"?
ordinarysteve: I got a respectable 8 on that list. And vegetarianism leads to demonic possession?
MBooda: Rock Music...damn, that's the only one. I gotta get some new hobbies.
Get Your Dick Out Of My Food: "Postmodernism" is a stumper. How would you eliminate that from your life? Kill yourself? Avoid Beckett plays?
olddinosaur: I scored 19, how'd all the rest of you Farkers do?
PainInTheASP: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Woohoo! 14 of those! Now I have a list of goals.*Sigh*. I only managed seven. I guess if I want to be trendy I'll have to pull the pentagram and dead chicken out of the attic again.
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Woohoo! 14 of those! Now I have a list of goals.
tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: Well if threesomes count for trilateralism and Playing Vampires the Masquerade counts as vampirism then I got 30Trilateralism =/= a three way, you shameless whore, and why wasn't I invited?Well then it would been four-way :) Which is alright in my book. Granted only have done that a few times :)Go on ...Well I used to date couples and one couple that I dated liked bringing home several people to play.Sounds like I should have got to know you when I was still dating my crazy bi girlfriend. giggityOr my second wife who one day decided she was no longer bi and decided to pitch for the other team full time.Oh it's been along time since then and well yea, as you say I play the other team now :)Is it wrong that I am SO excited right now?Well It's wrong that you've never sent me pics. I would reciprocate :)But other than that no :)O_OOh stop your googly eyes that offer was only for Gyrfalcon.
Galileo's Daughter: Let's see what I get:Eastern Religions [ ]Meditation [ X ] (kind of confusing, because the Bible tells us to meditate on God's righteous works)Vegetarianism [ X ](Read the book of Daniel. He and three of his friends went on a vegetarian diet. Kabbalah [ ]LOTR [ X ] (Another Christian got me into the movies and from there I found the books)Fire walking [ ]Levitation [ ]Alt "comix" [ ] (what comics specifically? Calvin and Hobbes? Archie? Batman?)Vampirism [ ]Video games [ X ] (Ms. Pac-Man counts, I suppose)Harry Potter [ ]Dungeon & Dragons [ ]Halloween [ ]Fornication [ ]Skull & Bones [ ]Rock Music [ X ] (but is alt-rock okay?)Heavy Metal [ X ] (went through a hair metal phase in high school)Burning Man [ ]Twilight films [ X ] (my daughter dragged me to the second one; the others will be left for Rifftrax)Raves & XTC [ ]Goth culture [ ]Only 7.
Sgt.Zim: tinfoil-hat maggie: Sgt.Zim: Damn my mixed fundie-SDA/scientific upbringing. I tried, and with liberal scoring, even given the new interpretation of trilateralism, I only score 23. $deity-dammit.// THM is dangerously close to another sponsorship, though.Well thank you but don't worry about it I'm really trying to Fark less, wait I mean not not be on Fark as much and fark more :)Well, sweetie... yer screwed.Or something like that./// Just because I'm a cantankerous old curmudgeon ...
tinfoil-hat maggie: Sgt.Zim: Damn my mixed fundie-SDA/scientific upbringing. I tried, and with liberal scoring, even given the new interpretation of trilateralism, I only score 23. $deity-dammit.// THM is dangerously close to another sponsorship, though.Well thank you but don't worry about it I'm really trying to Fark less, wait I mean not not be on Fark as much and fark more :)
Aidan: Kryllith: I've been playing D&D for 34 years and video games for about as long. If I've not been possessed yet, it's not going to happen. (Scored 10-18, depending on whether it was something I was/am really interested in or just a passing fancy).Ditto, although I'd claim that for me, New Age Religions, Wicca, and Earth Worship are pretty much all the same thing. So that's -2 or +2 points depending.
ciberido: SithLord: That reads like my bucket list.\except Twilight, Harry Potter and Scientology.\\surprised that LDS isn't on there.[blog.nola.com image 240x180]The Satanic effects of taking a little too much LDS
Marcus Aurelius: Good to know that Zoroastrianism is still OK.
ProfessorOhki: Weaver95: I've never understood why D&D (or roleplaying games in general) are considered 'evil' by the religious right....oh - and cyberpunk culture!? I didn't know Max Headroom was so dangerous.Only if you're a Chicago TV station Link
Weaver95: patrick767: Weaver95ok, my score on that list was 26.they kinda got me on that 'necromancy' issue....But you do turn into a werewolf sometimes, right?well...no. but I have attempted to combine 'cyberpunk' and 'necromancy'.
I May Be Crazy But...: MBooda: I May Be Crazy But...: Including yoga on there seems like a bit of a stretch to me.Thanks to you the level of this thread is heading downward, dog.Hey there, son! Salutations!
PhDemented: Do Furries count as Lychanthropes?
HailRobonia: I believe that counts as kabbalah, as in "I relaxed with a kabbalah beers..."
Canton: Okay, I've tried about ten of those. And I listen to rock music all the time. But I already knew I was going to hell.But vegetarianism? How did that get there? It's evil not to kill animals for meat? Does this brand of Christianity demand blood sacrifice? Or what?/Omnivore
darkmayo: Pedophilia didn't make the cut, I guess it is a Catholic list.
Oldiron_79: germ78: Still A-OK 'christian' activities include:GreedSlothLustWrathGluttonyEnvyPrideSweet, 7/7
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