dervish16108: Judging from that newspaper article, I can continue practicing Japanese martial arts; bowing to a little Japanese house and engaging in Zen meditation.
Bradog: I didn't know "lycanthropy" was a hobby.
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Woohoo! 14 of those! Now I have a list of goals.
Canton: Okay, I've tried about ten of those. And I listen to rock music all the time. But I already knew I was going to hell.But vegetarianism? How did that get there? It's evil not to kill animals for meat? Does this brand of Christianity demand blood sacrifice? Or what?/Omnivore
Weaver95: I've never understood why D&D (or roleplaying games in general) are considered 'evil' by the religious right....
DysphoricMania: Being a member of the Church of Satan might get me closer to Satan?
Oneofthesedays: Fornication was already mentioned... :D
notmyjab: Oznog:They left out Skyrim!They never played it after they took an arrow to the knee
AliceBToklasLives: Cyberpunk Culture [X] (I've 'attended' punk concerts + I use a computer - good 'nuff?)
Weaver95: I've never understood why D&D (or roleplaying games in general) are considered 'evil' by the religious right....oh - and cyberpunk culture!? I didn't know Max Headroom was so dangerous.
Weaver95: patrick767: Weaver95ok, my score on that list was 26.they kinda got me on that 'necromancy' issue....But you do turn into a werewolf sometimes, right?well...no. but I have attempted to combine 'cyberpunk' and 'necromancy'.
patrick767: Weaver95ok, my score on that list was 26.they kinda got me on that 'necromancy' issue....But you do turn into a werewolf sometimes, right?
TheManofPA: Roll to see if I'm getting drunk
ordinarysteve: I got a respectable 8 on that list. And vegetarianism leads to demonic possession?
8InchFloppy: I can understand most of these in some fun quirky fundie kinda way...but remote viewing? Really?
Primitive Screwhead: lyndsayj: Oh that HAS to be from a Jack Chick tract, surely. Only the best kind of derp to be found from those little gems.My personal fave. "Dark Dungeons" HAW! HAW!
trivial use of my dark powers: Well, that explains the scaly tail I woke up with this morning.Had to wear a skirt to work today.
Kryllith: I've been playing D&D for 34 years and video games for about as long. If I've not been possessed yet, it's not going to happen. (Scored 10-18, depending on whether it was something I was/am really interested in or just a passing fancy).
fred_chan: I would like to add in the caveat that if you're the High Priest of the Temple and you're using the Urim and Thummim from your Breastplate of Judgement, divination is still a-okay./that sounds like a D&D reference, but it's not
Godscrack: But gluttony, greed and hatred are still OK if you're a real Christian.
TypoFlyspray: It amuses the hell out of me that they think LOTR is a gateway to Satan, as it's Tolkien's way of teaching his kids Christian values.../ Yes, very like Lewis's Narnia stuff...
PhDemented: Do Furries count as Lychanthropes?
TypoFlyspray: Bradog: I didn't know "lycanthropy" was a hobby.You're doing it wrong, then.
HailRobonia: I believe that counts as kabbalah, as in "I relaxed with a kabbalah beers..."
DysphoricMania: 34 here... but I draw the line at Necromancy... no way I am going to get into that. Or that crazy rock and roll business.
PainInTheASP: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Woohoo! 14 of those! Now I have a list of goals.*Sigh*. I only managed seven. I guess if I want to be trendy I'll have to pull the pentagram and dead chicken out of the attic again.
Rev. Skarekroe: There's still such a thing as "cyberpunk culture"?
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