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(Dangerous Minds)   Most Farker hobbies are doorways to demonic possession   ( dangerousminds.net) divider line
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2012-07-19 11:23:12 PM  
I scored 26 on that list, but only one or two in the last decade.
 
2012-07-19 11:23:54 PM  

ciberido: HailRobonia: Formication

Oneofthesedays: Fornication was already mentioned... :D

Maybe it was a typo, but formication and fornication are totally different things ....


lol nice catch, I misread the OP. :P

Thought I had the ultimate Blazing Saddles reference...
 
2012-07-20 12:23:57 AM  
I scored 29. what do I win?
 
2012-07-20 01:31:40 AM  

WaitWhatWhy: I scored 29. what do I win?


Zuul, eventually.
 
2012-07-20 01:53:41 AM  

FormlessOne: WaitWhatWhy: I scored 29. what do I win?

Zuul, eventually.


Aw, I was hoping I had enough points for Gozer. Oh well.
 
2012-07-20 02:52:45 AM  
Oh, so THAT's what those voices were! Why didn't my attending physician recommend a diagnosis of demonic possession before pumping me full of Thorazine as I wailed and gnashed my teeth? Big Pharma drug peddlers!
 
2012-07-20 07:34:07 AM  
I've given up levitation
 
2012-07-20 07:35:53 AM  
I scored a 15! woohoo!
 
2012-07-20 12:13:12 PM  

fred_chan: I would like to add in the caveat that if you're the High Priest of the Temple and you're using the Urim and Thummim from your Breastplate of Judgement, divination is still a-okay.

/that sounds like a D&D reference, but it's not


You understand that if you're Jewish, that means that you've denied Christ, right? So in their mind you're even worse than Evil.

/ I don't make em, I just call em.
 
2012-07-20 06:40:29 PM  

TypoFlyspray:
You understand that if you're Jewish, that means that you've denied Christ, right? So in their mind you're even worse than Evil.
/ I don't make em, I just call em.


Not true.
They love us to death.

/Some of us have to stick around as Apocalypse-fodder.

//I wish I weren't joking about that.
 
2012-07-20 06:42:40 PM  

demaL-demaL-yeH:
//I wish I/they weren't were joking about that.

FTFM
 
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