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Biv
2012-07-19 08:18:55 PM
D&D? Good thing I played Rifts.


/16 is you keep the rules loose.
 
2012-07-19 08:21:04 PM

OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: Well if threesomes count for trilateralism and Playing Vampires the Masquerade counts as vampirism then I got 30

Trilateralism =/= a three way, you shameless whore, and why wasn't I invited?

Well then it would been four-way :) Which is alright in my book. Granted only have done that a few times :)

Go on ...


Well I used to date couples and one couple that I dated liked bringing home several people to play.
 
2012-07-19 08:22:44 PM

Oldiron_79: tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: Well if threesomes count for trilateralism and Playing Vampires the Masquerade counts as vampirism then I got 30

Trilateralism =/= a three way, you shameless whore, and why wasn't I invited?

Well then it would been four-way :) Which is alright in my book. Granted only have done that a few times :)

Pfft, I've been in on a 5 way. [in best Hedonism Bot voice] I apologize for nothing.


Those are are actually more fun than a 4way it just works better with 3 or 5 :)
 
2012-07-19 08:26:47 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: Well if threesomes count for trilateralism and Playing Vampires the Masquerade counts as vampirism then I got 30

Trilateralism =/= a three way, you shameless whore, and why wasn't I invited?

Well then it would been four-way :) Which is alright in my book. Granted only have done that a few times :)

Go on ...

Well I used to date couples and one couple that I dated liked bringing home several people to play.


Sounds like I should have got to know you when I was still dating my crazy bi girlfriend. giggity
Or my second wife who one day decided she was no longer bi and decided to pitch for the other team full time.
 
2012-07-19 08:26:52 PM
/subscribed ;D
 
2012-07-19 08:39:12 PM

OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: Well if threesomes count for trilateralism and Playing Vampires the Masquerade counts as vampirism then I got 30

Trilateralism =/= a three way, you shameless whore, and why wasn't I invited?

Well then it would been four-way :) Which is alright in my book. Granted only have done that a few times :)

Go on ...

Well I used to date couples and one couple that I dated liked bringing home several people to play.

Sounds like I should have got to know you when I was still dating my crazy bi girlfriend. giggity
Or my second wife who one day decided she was no longer bi and decided to pitch for the other team full time.


Oh it's been along time since then and well yea, as you say I play the other team now :)
 
2012-07-19 08:41:06 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Oldiron_79: tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: Well if threesomes count for trilateralism and Playing Vampires the Masquerade counts as vampirism then I got 30

Trilateralism =/= a three way, you shameless whore, and why wasn't I invited?

Well then it would been four-way :) Which is alright in my book. Granted only have done that a few times :)

Pfft, I've been in on a 5 way. [in best Hedonism Bot voice] I apologize for nothing.

Those are are actually more fun than a 4way it just works better with 3 or 5 :)


Ah, the Eiffel Tower. :)
 
2012-07-19 08:45:29 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie: Oldiron_79: tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: Well if threesomes count for trilateralism and Playing Vampires the Masquerade counts as vampirism then I got 30

Trilateralism =/= a three way, you shameless whore, and why wasn't I invited?

Well then it would been four-way :) Which is alright in my book. Granted only have done that a few times :)

Pfft, I've been in on a 5 way. [in best Hedonism Bot voice] I apologize for nothing.

Those are are actually more fun than a 4way it just works better with 3 or 5 :)


How you doin'
 
Biv
2012-07-19 08:56:20 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie:

Well if threesomes count for trilateralism and Playing Vampires the Masquerade counts as vampirism then I got 30


I counted it, and you really have VtM without Lycanthropy, so mark that down.
 
Biv
2012-07-19 08:57:44 PM
*can't
 
2012-07-19 09:01:46 PM

Biv: tinfoil-hat maggie:

Well if threesomes count for trilateralism and Playing Vampires the Masquerade counts as vampirism then I got 30

I counted it, and you really have VtM without Lycanthropy, so mark that down.


Oh, good point :)
 
2012-07-19 09:02:28 PM

Tali: Meditation [ X ]


Yeah, I think Unity would like a word with the author.
 
2012-07-19 09:06:21 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Biv: tinfoil-hat maggie:

Well if threesomes count for trilateralism and Playing Vampires the Masquerade counts as vampirism then I got 30

I counted it, and you really have VtM without Lycanthropy, so mark that down.

Oh, good point :)


I think we're tied for the lead now. I'm trying to think of something snarky to say without sounding like a creepy stalker and I'm coming up blank.
 
2012-07-19 09:07:44 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: Well if threesomes count for trilateralism and Playing Vampires the Masquerade counts as vampirism then I got 30

Trilateralism =/= a three way, you shameless whore, and why wasn't I invited?

Well then it would been four-way :) Which is alright in my book. Granted only have done that a few times :)

Go on ...

Well I used to date couples and one couple that I dated liked bringing home several people to play.

Sounds like I should have got to know you when I was still dating my crazy bi girlfriend. giggity
Or my second wife who one day decided she was no longer bi and decided to pitch for the other team full time.

Oh it's been along time since then and well yea, as you say I play the other team now :)


Is it wrong that I am SO excited right now?
 
2012-07-19 09:09:52 PM

OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: Biv: tinfoil-hat maggie:

Well if threesomes count for trilateralism and Playing Vampires the Masquerade counts as vampirism then I got 30

I counted it, and you really have VtM without Lycanthropy, so mark that down.

Oh, good point :)

I think we're tied for the lead now. I'm trying to think of something snarky to say without sounding like a creepy stalker and I'm coming up blank.


Well if I hadn't read Antone LeVay as a teen you'd still be ahead, and I did do astral projection once, no I want admit to taking any substances :)
 
2012-07-19 09:12:25 PM

Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: Well if threesomes count for trilateralism and Playing Vampires the Masquerade counts as vampirism then I got 30

Trilateralism =/= a three way, you shameless whore, and why wasn't I invited?

Well then it would been four-way :) Which is alright in my book. Granted only have done that a few times :)

Go on ...

Well I used to date couples and one couple that I dated liked bringing home several people to play.

Sounds like I should have got to know you when I was still dating my crazy bi girlfriend. giggity
Or my second wife who one day decided she was no longer bi and decided to pitch for the other team full time.

Oh it's been along time since then and well yea, as you say I play the other team now :)

Is it wrong that I am SO excited right now?


Well It's wrong that you've never sent me pics. I would reciprocate :)
But other than that no :)
 
2012-07-19 09:21:53 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: Well if threesomes count for trilateralism and Playing Vampires the Masquerade counts as vampirism then I got 30

Trilateralism =/= a three way, you shameless whore, and why wasn't I invited?

Well then it would been four-way :) Which is alright in my book. Granted only have done that a few times :)

Go on ...

Well I used to date couples and one couple that I dated liked bringing home several people to play.

Sounds like I should have got to know you when I was still dating my crazy bi girlfriend. giggity
Or my second wife who one day decided she was no longer bi and decided to pitch for the other team full time.

Oh it's been along time since then and well yea, as you say I play the other team now :)

Is it wrong that I am SO excited right now?

Well It's wrong that you've never sent me pics. I would reciprocate :)
But other than that no :)


O_O
 
2012-07-19 09:27:09 PM

OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: Well if threesomes count for trilateralism and Playing Vampires the Masquerade counts as vampirism then I got 30

Trilateralism =/= a three way, you shameless whore, and why wasn't I invited?

Well then it would been four-way :) Which is alright in my book. Granted only have done that a few times :)

Go on ...

Well I used to date couples and one couple that I dated liked bringing home several people to play.

Sounds like I should have got to know you when I was still dating my crazy bi girlfriend. giggity
Or my second wife who one day decided she was no longer bi and decided to pitch for the other team full time.

Oh it's been along time since then and well yea, as you say I play the other team now :)

Is it wrong that I am SO excited right now?

Well It's wrong that you've never sent me pics. I would reciprocate :)
But other than that no :)

O_O


Oh stop your googly eyes that offer was only for Gyrfalcon.
 
2012-07-19 09:29:05 PM
Damn my mixed fundie-SDA/scientific upbringing. I tried, and with liberal scoring, even given the new interpretation of trilateralism, I only score 23. $deity-dammit.

// THM is dangerously close to another sponsorship, though.
 
2012-07-19 09:29:42 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: Well if threesomes count for trilateralism and Playing Vampires the Masquerade counts as vampirism then I got 30

Trilateralism =/= a three way, you shameless whore, and why wasn't I invited?

Well then it would been four-way :) Which is alright in my book. Granted only have done that a few times :)

Go on ...

Well I used to date couples and one couple that I dated liked bringing home several people to play.

Sounds like I should have got to know you when I was still dating my crazy bi girlfriend. giggity
Or my second wife who one day decided she was no longer bi and decided to pitch for the other team full time.

Oh it's been along time since then and well yea, as you say I play the other team now :)

Is it wrong that I am SO excited right now?

Well It's wrong that you've never sent me pics. I would reciprocate :)
But other than that no :)


I'm not that hot. I'm just horny.
 
2012-07-19 09:37:38 PM

Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: Well if threesomes count for trilateralism and Playing Vampires the Masquerade counts as vampirism then I got 30

Trilateralism =/= a three way, you shameless whore, and why wasn't I invited?

Well then it would been four-way :) Which is alright in my book. Granted only have done that a few times :)

Go on ...

Well I used to date couples and one couple that I dated liked bringing home several people to play.

Sounds like I should have got to know you when I was still dating my crazy bi girlfriend. giggity
Or my second wife who one day decided she was no longer bi and decided to pitch for the other team full time.

Oh it's been along time since then and well yea, as you say I play the other team now :)

Is it wrong that I am SO excited right now?

Well It's wrong that you've never sent me pics. I would reciprocate :)
But other than that no :)

I'm not that hot. I'm just horny.


Oh I'll be the judge of that and I like all kinds of body types :)
/ Why is it everybody I meet is so far away, so not fair.
 
2012-07-19 09:41:12 PM

Sgt.Zim: Damn my mixed fundie-SDA/scientific upbringing. I tried, and with liberal scoring, even given the new interpretation of trilateralism, I only score 23. $deity-dammit.

// THM is dangerously close to another sponsorship, though.


Well thank you but don't worry about it I'm really trying to Fark less, wait I mean not not be on Fark as much and fark more :)
 
2012-07-19 09:44:38 PM

Aidan: Kryllith: I've been playing D&D for 34 years and video games for about as long. If I've not been possessed yet, it's not going to happen. (Scored 10-18, depending on whether it was something I was/am really interested in or just a passing fancy).

Ditto, although I'd claim that for me, New Age Religions, Wicca, and Earth Worship are pretty much all the same thing. So that's -2 or +2 points depending.


50plus20.org
Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
Reg: fark off! We're the People's Front of Judea
 
2012-07-19 09:44:50 PM

HailRobonia: My hobby combines lycanthropy and backmasking. Did you get the memo re. wolf flower?


I finally saw what you did there.

/only had to read it 4 times. slow today
 
2012-07-19 09:46:04 PM

JRoo: What about backtracing?


Yo dun goofed!

/consequences will never be the same
 
2012-07-19 09:50:24 PM
...strangling animals, golf, and masturbating...
 
2012-07-19 09:50:28 PM
Thanks eversomuch you evangelicals, making all Christians look like retards.

DND was damn fun in college. Little pot never hurt anyone. Lycanthropy? Really?
What idiot made this list?
 
2012-07-19 09:52:01 PM
Here wolf.
 
2012-07-19 09:54:58 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Sgt.Zim: Damn my mixed fundie-SDA/scientific upbringing. I tried, and with liberal scoring, even given the new interpretation of trilateralism, I only score 23. $deity-dammit.

// THM is dangerously close to another sponsorship, though.

Well thank you but don't worry about it I'm really trying to Fark less, wait I mean not not be on Fark as much and fark more :)


Well, sweetie... yer screwed.

Or something like that.

//
/ Just because I'm a cantankerous old curmudgeon ...
 
2012-07-19 09:55:32 PM
Well thank you Sgt.Zim, I guess you're trying to keep me around. Oh, hell I can get laid anytime :)
 
2012-07-19 09:57:39 PM
Rock music is on that list. Well then, how do they feel about bands like Stryper, Bloodgood and Jars of Clay? Oh I see now....they're approved rock bands. Or are they?
 
2012-07-19 09:59:06 PM

Sgt.Zim: tinfoil-hat maggie: Sgt.Zim: Damn my mixed fundie-SDA/scientific upbringing. I tried, and with liberal scoring, even given the new interpretation of trilateralism, I only score 23. $deity-dammit.

// THM is dangerously close to another sponsorship, though.

Well thank you but don't worry about it I'm really trying to Fark less, wait I mean not not be on Fark as much and fark more :)

Well, sweetie... yer screwed.

Or something like that.

//
/ Just because I'm a cantankerous old curmudgeon ...


Heh, that was almost a simulpost,

/And yay I got screwed tonight :)
 
2012-07-19 10:08:16 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Sgt.Zim: tinfoil-hat maggie: Sgt.Zim: Damn my mixed fundie-SDA/scientific upbringing. I tried, and with liberal scoring, even given the new interpretation of trilateralism, I only score 23. $deity-dammit.

// THM is dangerously close to another sponsorship, though.

Well thank you but don't worry about it I'm really trying to Fark less, wait I mean not not be on Fark as much and fark more :)

Well, sweetie... yer screwed.

Or something like that.

//
/ Just because I'm a cantankerous old curmudgeon ...

Heh, that was almost a simulpost,

/And yay I got screwed tonight :)


Hey, I got screwed too. That first slashie was supposed to say something... forgot what it was, now, but it had in it, and I used "post without preview"... so it didn't get converted to "ampersand-ell-tee-semicolon"

// Never tell a stripper you're a Nihilist.
 
2012-07-19 10:13:51 PM

Sgt.Zim: tinfoil-hat maggie: Sgt.Zim: tinfoil-hat maggie: Sgt.Zim: Damn my mixed fundie-SDA/scientific upbringing. I tried, and with liberal scoring, even given the new interpretation of trilateralism, I only score 23. $deity-dammit.

// THM is dangerously close to another sponsorship, though.

Well thank you but don't worry about it I'm really trying to Fark less, wait I mean not not be on Fark as much and fark more :)

Well, sweetie... yer screwed.

Or something like that.

//
/ Just because I'm a cantankerous old curmudgeon ...

Heh, that was almost a simulpost,

/And yay I got screwed tonight :)

Hey, I got screwed too. That first slashie was supposed to say something... forgot what it was, now, but it had in it, and I used "post without preview"... so it didn't get converted to "ampersand-ell-tee-semicolon"

// Never tell a stripper you're a Nihilist.


Um, I've never tried telling a stripper I'm Nihilist, what happens?
/Anything?
 
2012-07-19 10:15:00 PM

Galileo's Daughter: Let's see what I get:
Eastern Religions [ ]

Meditation [ X ] (kind of confusing, because the Bible tells us to meditate on God's righteous works)
Vegetarianism [ X ](Read the book of Daniel. He and three of his friends went on a vegetarian diet. Kabbalah [ ]
LOTR [ X ] (Another Christian got me into the movies and from there I found the books)
Fire walking [ ]
Levitation [ ]
Alt "comix" [ ] (what comics specifically? Calvin and Hobbes? Archie? Batman?)
Vampirism [ ]
Video games [ X ] (Ms. Pac-Man counts, I suppose)
Harry Potter [ ]
Dungeon & Dragons [ ]
Halloween [ ]
Fornication [ ]
Skull & Bones [ ]
Rock Music [ X ] (but is alt-rock okay?)
Heavy Metal [ X ] (went through a hair metal phase in high school)
Burning Man [ ]
Twilight films [ X ] (my daughter dragged me to the second one; the others will be left for Rifftrax)
Raves & XTC [ ]
Goth culture [ ]

Only 7.


Janine Melnitz: Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?

Winston Zeddemore: Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.

Also, with a name like Galileo's Daughter , shouldn't you add "heliocentrism" to the list?
 
2012-07-19 10:16:25 PM
So, mister Chick (what a name) talks about Cyberpunk and "FRPG" like (A)D&D, but what about the masses that played non-fantasy RPGs like Twilight/Merc, GURPS, Boot Hill and others...?

Oh, yeah. I forgot a lesson I learned when I was 10... Never invoke the "L" word, or the "R" word when religion is involved...
 
2012-07-19 10:23:45 PM
HailRobonia: Formication

Oneofthesedays: Fornication was already mentioned... :D


Maybe it was a typo, but formication and fornication are totally different things ....
 
2012-07-19 10:25:36 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Sgt.Zim: tinfoil-hat maggie: Sgt.Zim: tinfoil-hat maggie: Sgt.Zim: Damn my mixed fundie-SDA/scientific upbringing. I tried, and with liberal scoring, even given the new interpretation of trilateralism, I only score 23. $deity-dammit.

// THM is dangerously close to another sponsorship, though.

Well thank you but don't worry about it I'm really trying to Fark less, wait I mean not not be on Fark as much and fark more :)

Well, sweetie... yer screwed.

Or something like that.

//
/ Just because I'm a cantankerous old curmudgeon ...

Heh, that was almost a simulpost,

/And yay I got screwed tonight :)

Hey, I got screwed too. That first slashie was supposed to say something... forgot what it was, now, but it had in it, and I used "post without preview"... so it didn't get converted to "ampersand-ell-tee-semicolon"

// Never tell a stripper you're a Nihilist.

Um, I've never tried telling a stripper I'm Nihilist, what happens?
/Anything?


Well, it depends on a magic combination of how well-read/well-educated she is, and how hard she is working you. If she's new, and actually knows what it means, or you use small words, she may run away inside while still trying to sell you lap dances and pretend she likes you. Which is kind of awkward.

// Also, as far as I can tell, you aren't a Nihilist.
 
2012-07-19 10:26:38 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: Well if threesomes count for trilateralism and Playing Vampires the Masquerade counts as vampirism then I got 30

Trilateralism =/= a three way, you shameless whore, and why wasn't I invited?

Well then it would been four-way :) Which is alright in my book. Granted only have done that a few times :)

Go on ...

Well I used to date couples and one couple that I dated liked bringing home several people to play.

Sounds like I should have got to know you when I was still dating my crazy bi girlfriend. giggity
Or my second wife who one day decided she was no longer bi and decided to pitch for the other team full time.

Oh it's been along time since then and well yea, as you say I play the other team now :)

Is it wrong that I am SO excited right now?

Well It's wrong that you've never sent me pics. I would reciprocate :)
But other than that no :)

O_O

Oh stop your googly eyes that offer was only for Gyrfalcon.


(T_T)
 
2012-07-19 10:30:50 PM

OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: Well if threesomes count for trilateralism and Playing Vampires the Masquerade counts as vampirism then I got 30

FYI, the definition of trilateralism:

1. The practice of engaging in three-party relations, agreements, or negotiations.
2. The political and economic policy of encouraging friendly relations among three nations or regions, especially the United States, Western Europe, and Japan, or North America, Europe, and the Pacific Rim..


Yes, but by "trilateralism" the author probably means the Trilateral Commission, which in turn suggests a one-world government to the sort of paranoid person who would make such a flyer.

And Christian fundamentalists tend to believe a one-world government is a sign of the Anti-Christ. Literally.
 
2012-07-19 10:31:15 PM

DysphoricMania: Being a member of the Church of Satan might get me closer to Satan?


"They also held that the way to salvation was to give way to lust and temptation in all things. And no greater percentage of them turned up here than of any other religion. Amusing, isn't it?"
― Lucifer
Neil Gaiman's The Sandman, Vol. 4: Season of Mists
 
2012-07-19 10:33:25 PM

Sgt.Zim: tinfoil-hat maggie:

// Never tell a stripper you're a Nihilist.

Um, I've never tried telling a stripper I'm Nihilist, what happens?
/Anything?

Well, it depends on a magic combination of how well-read/well-educated she is, and how hard she is working you. If she's new, and actually knows what it means, or you use small words, she may run away inside while still trying to sell you lap dances and pretend she likes you. Which is kind of awkward.

// Also, as far as I can tell, you aren't a Nihilist.


That does sound awkward, and no not Nihilist.
 
2012-07-19 10:33:30 PM

Sgt.Zim: // Never tell a stripper you're a Nihilist.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-19 10:34:05 PM

OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: Well if threesomes count for trilateralism and Playing Vampires the Masquerade counts as vampirism then I got 30

Trilateralism =/= a three way, you shameless whore, and why wasn't I invited?

Well then it would been four-way :) Which is alright in my book. Granted only have done that a few times :)

Go on ...

Well I used to date couples and one couple that I dated liked bringing home several people to play.

Sounds like I should have got to know you when I was still dating my crazy bi girlfriend. giggity
Or my second wife who one day decided she was no longer bi and decided to pitch for the other team full time.

Oh it's been along time since then and well yea, as you say I play the other team now :)

Is it wrong that I am SO excited right now?

Well It's wrong that you've never sent me pics. I would reciprocate :)
But other than that no :)

O_O

Oh stop your googly eyes that offer was only for Gyrfalcon.

(T_T)


LOL :)
 
2012-07-19 10:37:22 PM

ciberido: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: Well if threesomes count for trilateralism and Playing Vampires the Masquerade counts as vampirism then I got 30

FYI, the definition of trilateralism:

1. The practice of engaging in three-party relations, agreements, or negotiations.
2. The political and economic policy of encouraging friendly relations among three nations or regions, especially the United States, Western Europe, and Japan, or North America, Europe, and the Pacific Rim..

Yes, but by "trilateralism" the author probably means the Trilateral Commission, which in turn suggests a one-world government to the sort of paranoid person who would make such a flyer.

And Christian fundamentalists tend to believe a one-world government is a sign of the Anti-Christ. Literally.


Yea but that's no where near as fun :)
 
2012-07-19 10:41:21 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: ciberido: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: Well if threesomes count for trilateralism and Playing Vampires the Masquerade counts as vampirism then I got 30

FYI, the definition of trilateralism:

1. The practice of engaging in three-party relations, agreements, or negotiations.
2. The political and economic policy of encouraging friendly relations among three nations or regions, especially the United States, Western Europe, and Japan, or North America, Europe, and the Pacific Rim..

Yes, but by "trilateralism" the author probably means the Trilateral Commission, which in turn suggests a one-world government to the sort of paranoid person who would make such a flyer.

And Christian fundamentalists tend to believe a one-world government is a sign of the Anti-Christ. Literally.

Yea but that's no where near as fun :)


I'm just annoyed that you have rejected contract negotiations.
 
2012-07-19 10:48:21 PM

OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: ciberido: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: Well if threesomes count for trilateralism and Playing Vampires the Masquerade counts as vampirism then I got 30

FYI, the definition of trilateralism:

1. The practice of engaging in three-party relations, agreements, or negotiations.
2. The political and economic policy of encouraging friendly relations among three nations or regions, especially the United States, Western Europe, and Japan, or North America, Europe, and the Pacific Rim..

Yes, but by "trilateralism" the author probably means the Trilateral Commission, which in turn suggests a one-world government to the sort of paranoid person who would make such a flyer.

And Christian fundamentalists tend to believe a one-world government is a sign of the Anti-Christ. Literally.

Yea but that's no where near as fun :)

I'm just annoyed that you have rejected contract negotiations.


Wait, I did what?
/It was a bad contract that was in the parties favor I swear :)
 
2012-07-19 11:00:25 PM
Well pretty much screwed. PARTY PARTY PARTY
 
2012-07-19 11:07:32 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Sgt.Zim: tinfoil-hat maggie:

// Never tell a stripper you're a Nihilist.

Um, I've never tried telling a stripper I'm Nihilist, what happens?
/Anything?

Well, it depends on a magic combination of how well-read/well-educated she is, and how hard she is working you. If she's new, and actually knows what it means, or you use small words, she may run away inside while still trying to sell you lap dances and pretend she likes you. Which is kind of awkward.

// Also, as far as I can tell, you aren't a Nihilist.

That does sound awkward, and no not Nihilist.


I'm not really Nihilist either, more somewhat futurist and very Realist... Which is still depressing to die-hard optimists, and easier-explained by saying "Nihilist".

And still awkward.
 
2012-07-19 11:11:19 PM

trivial use of my dark powers: Mr. Cat Poop: Primitive Screwhead: lyndsayj: Oh that HAS to be from a Jack Chick tract, surely. Only the best kind of derp to be found from those little gems.

My personal fave. "Dark Dungeons" HAW! HAW!

Mine too. The level of cluelessness about the subject is mind-boggling, but this one Link is so farked up that it's not even listed on Chick's site anymore. A guy rapes his daughter because he watches a titty-flick and his neighbor finds out and wants in on it. Then the kid gets herpes from the neighbor and a doctor finds out. Instead of turning the guy in to the cops, he teaches him about Jeebus and then all is forgiven. The kid is about 5 years old btw. fark Jack Chick.

That is not real, it can't be real, it's a Rick Roll....clicks.......FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU!!!!!!

/eye bleach!
//brain bleach!
///Though ol' Chick seems to be siding with the Catholics on this one; molest a child, ask for forgiveness and the law need never be bothered.
////of course, it was a girl.
//oh, and the doctor must legally report any and all suspected abuse. sending the sick fark to church doesn't count.


Yeah that's some sick shiat. FU, Jack. Haw! Haw!
 
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