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(Dangerous Minds)   Most Farker hobbies are doorways to demonic possession   (dangerousminds.net) divider line 361
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2012-07-19 10:09:16 AM  
In my spare time I enjoy marihuana, video games, and something something Trilateral Commission.
 
2012-07-19 10:38:42 AM  
I didn't know "lycanthropy" was a hobby.
 
2012-07-19 10:52:54 AM  
Looks like atheism is still fine. Whew.
 
2012-07-19 10:55:43 AM  
But gluttony, greed and hatred are still OK if you're a real Christian.
 
2012-07-19 12:28:54 PM  
Good to know that Zoroastrianism is still OK.
 
2012-07-19 12:29:14 PM  
Looking at boobies, beer, and making fun of the topic of the day.

Yeah
 
2012-07-19 12:33:05 PM  
Sorry. I can't give up backmasking.
 
2012-07-19 12:43:11 PM  
I've never understood why D&D (or roleplaying games in general) are considered 'evil' by the religious right....

oh - and cyberpunk culture!? I didn't know Max Headroom was so dangerous.
 
2012-07-19 12:46:26 PM  

Bradog: I didn't know "lycanthropy" was a hobby.



I'm usually too busy during the week to transform into a terrible half-beast, and I have to save tearing the throat from my victims showering in a fountain of their arterial blood for the weekends. Oh sure, back in my youth I had the luxury of rampaging across the moors five even six nights a week, but these days I have responsibilities.
 
2012-07-19 12:48:00 PM  
"Postmodernism" is a stumper. How would you eliminate that from your life? Kill yourself? Avoid Beckett plays?
 
2012-07-19 12:53:33 PM  
Meditation is a gateway to demonic possession. Really. You really believe this.

That's just too goddamn stupid for words.
 
2012-07-19 12:53:35 PM  
Wait, D&D will lead to schizophrenia and late stage syphilis?
 
2012-07-19 12:54:50 PM  
Woohoo! 14 of those! Now I have a list of goals.
 
2012-07-19 12:57:00 PM  
Hmmmm... porn is still safe.
 
2012-07-19 01:02:14 PM  
I have to agree with Twilight films. Those things are evil.
 
2012-07-19 01:21:22 PM  
There's still such a thing as "cyberpunk culture"?
 
2012-07-19 01:23:59 PM  
Captain Howdy just told me that this story is ludicrous.

/and your mother sews socks in hell
 
2012-07-19 01:30:00 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Woohoo! 14 of those! Now I have a list of goals.


*Sigh*. I only managed seven. I guess if I want to be trendy I'll have to pull the pentagram and dead chicken out of the attic again.
 
2012-07-19 01:33:07 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: There's still such a thing as "cyberpunk culture"?


good point. but apparently using computers to challenge authority opens you up to daemonic possession.
 
2012-07-19 01:50:53 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: There's still such a thing as "cyberpunk culture"?


Yes. They have time machines that only go to 1992.
 
2012-07-19 01:54:54 PM  

PainInTheASP: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Woohoo! 14 of those! Now I have a list of goals.

*Sigh*. I only managed seven. I guess if I want to be trendy I'll have to pull the pentagram and dead chicken out of the attic again.


Is that what the kids are calling in these days?
 
2012-07-19 02:15:06 PM  
To be fair, the article IS right about Twilight films.
 
2012-07-19 02:31:23 PM  
I picked a hell of a day to give up Lycanthropy!
 
2012-07-19 02:31:32 PM  
Lycanthropy FTW!

/like I had a choice...
 
2012-07-19 02:31:34 PM  
Well, that explains the scaly tail I woke up with this morning.

Had to wear a skirt to work today.
 
2012-07-19 02:31:49 PM  
I scored 9, I'm a slacker (which is not on the list sadly)
 
2012-07-19 02:32:08 PM  
That reads like my bucket list.

\except Twilight, Harry Potter and Scientology.
\\surprised that LDS isn't on there.
 
2012-07-19 02:32:54 PM  
Well I'm just glad that all of my hobbies are clean, pure, good Christian ones.
 
2012-07-19 02:33:17 PM  

FloydA: PainInTheASP: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Woohoo! 14 of those! Now I have a list of goals.

*Sigh*. I only managed seven. I guess if I want to be trendy I'll have to pull the pentagram and dead chicken out of the attic again.

Is that what the kids are calling in these days?


Hmm. We always called it flogging the bishop, stopping the train, or punching the clown.
 
2012-07-19 02:33:18 PM  
Fisting... fisting... nope. Woohoo!
 
2012-07-19 02:33:27 PM  
Being a member of the Church of Satan might get me closer to Satan? I never saw that one coming...
 
2012-07-19 02:33:40 PM  
"Marijuana & Pot Parties"??

WTF, is this 1965??
 
2012-07-19 02:33:45 PM  
To add - I have done 30 of those. I'm doomed.
 
2012-07-19 02:34:20 PM  
If I can't use remote viewing, the chick in 3C might see me!
 
2012-07-19 02:34:25 PM  
As a D&D playing Freemason *FLAY YOUR SOULS AND EAT YOUR SKIN* who listens to heavy metal I'm getting a *YOU WILL ALL BURN IN THE DEPTHS OF THE SLOAR* kick out of *FRESH MEAT* this
 
2012-07-19 02:34:30 PM  
Listening to Possessed as I type this reply, so really getting a kick
 
2012-07-19 02:34:32 PM  
I've read lists like that before. Some Christian groups remake them infrequently, adding things they disapprove of. The one I read when I was a kid included the Beatles specifically, and rock 'n' roll in general.

Most Christians prefer not to think. Don't let the stupid bother you.
 
2012-07-19 02:34:52 PM  
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2012-07-19 02:34:53 PM  
Do Furries count as Lychanthropes?
 
2012-07-19 02:35:09 PM  

SithLord: That reads like my bucket list.

\except Twilight, Harry Potter and Scientology.
\\surprised that LDS isn't on there.


Is is, far right column, 3rd line.

Eastern religions

What about Middle Eastern religions like Christianity?
 
2012-07-19 02:35:26 PM  
My hobby combines lycanthropy and backmasking. Did you get the memo re. wolf flower?
 
2012-07-19 02:36:03 PM  
Interesting how they didn't include numerology, despite that fact that 84% of fundies are numerologists (e.g., 666, 3:16; Florida dude's calculations on the Apocalypse, etc.)
 
2012-07-19 02:36:17 PM  
I scored 19, how'd all the rest of you Farkers do?
 
2012-07-19 02:36:49 PM  
Judging from that newspaper article, I can continue practicing Japanese martial arts; bowing to a little Japanese house and engaging in Zen meditation.
 
2012-07-19 02:37:06 PM  
I'm TOTALLY getting into Rosicrucianism !!


Thanks, TFA

\I hit about 15 on the list already
 
2012-07-19 02:37:29 PM  
yeah, never trust another mopar owner, they'll screw you in a heartbeat.

except me, i'm kind, loving, and giving.......
 
2012-07-19 02:37:55 PM  
Get of my lawn you damn satanic Vegetarians!!!!
 
2012-07-19 02:38:02 PM  
I am very into "Skull & Bones"

/what the fark?
 
2012-07-19 02:38:05 PM  
And of course, the footnotes barely mention any of this. If you're gonna include references, make sure they're relevant.
 
2012-07-19 02:38:45 PM  
"Halloween Fornication"? That just isn't fair.
 
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