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(TC Palm)   Those body scan machines in the airport? They're not just in the airport. With stunning contraband photo   (blogs.tcpalm.com ) divider line
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Pud
2012-07-19 09:00:26 AM  
Objects -- known, unknown, mysterious or questionable -- are not typically stored in genitals.

How the hell was she supposed to know if nobody told her? They could at least have put up a sign or something.
 
2012-07-19 09:05:16 AM  
Heh. Crack pipe.
 
2012-07-19 09:15:53 AM  
Objects -- known, unknown, mysterious or questionable -- are not typically stored in genitals.

I like to store my questionable object in someone's genitals.
 
2012-07-19 09:38:00 AM  
Richards was arrested on charges including drug equipment possession and/or use, smuggle contraband/introduce into detention facility and evidence destroying.

Evidence destroying? What did she do, kegel exercises in the cell?
 
2012-07-19 10:52:18 AM  

scottydoesntknow: Richards was arrested on charges including drug equipment possession and/or use, smuggle contraband/introduce into detention facility and evidence destroying.

Evidence destroying? What did she do, kegel exercises in the cell?


Would you want to smoke that thing now?
 
2012-07-19 10:57:43 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Would you want to smoke that thing now?


manlyexcellence.com
 
2012-07-19 10:59:33 AM  

scottydoesntknow: Richards was arrested on charges including drug equipment possession and/or use, smuggle contraband/introduce into detention facility and evidence destroying.

Evidence destroying? What did she do, kegel exercises in the cell?


The evidence was the actual crack cocaine. The longer it stayed in her snatch, the more of the crack dissolved...destroying the evidence.
 
2012-07-19 11:01:24 AM  
Oh this damn blogger again. As soon as I saw his header I knew we would see his favorite formula.

"X is not usually Y"
 
2012-07-19 11:01:57 AM  
So, they didn't see the bong?
 
2012-07-19 11:02:03 AM  

jaylectricity: scottydoesntknow: Richards was arrested on charges including drug equipment possession and/or use, smuggle contraband/introduce into detention facility and evidence destroying.

Evidence destroying? What did she do, kegel exercises in the cell?

The evidence was the actual crack cocaine. The longer it stayed in her snatch, the more of the crack dissolved...destroying the evidence.


So she clam-baked her crack?
 
2012-07-19 11:02:35 AM  

Pud: Objects -- known, unknown, mysterious or questionable -- are not typically stored in genitals.


I am totally going to work that sentence into conversation at some point today.
 
2012-07-19 11:02:55 AM  
What's the world coming to when you cant even store a crack pipe in your cooter. I weep for America.
 
2012-07-19 11:03:51 AM  
I know that crack pipes are sometimes called a glass d**k, but she took it literally.
 
2012-07-19 11:06:05 AM  
Could have been worse......

" How the hell could that have been worse?!?!"

It could have been a *guy*.
 
2012-07-19 11:06:09 AM  
Crack pipes? In my vagina?

blogs.tcpalm.com

It's more likely than you think,
 
2012-07-19 11:07:32 AM  
Objects -- known, unknown, mysterious or questionable -- are not typically stored in genitals.


I, for one, am glad that this has been cleared up. I've been storing my D&D dice in my genitals for years! I now know that this is wrong.
 
2012-07-19 11:07:42 AM  
Objects -- known, unknown, mysterious or questionable -- are not typically stored in genitals.

Where else should I put my wallet? Hmm?
 
2012-07-19 11:08:54 AM  

Pud: Objects -- known, unknown, mysterious or questionable -- are not typically stored in genitals.
.


Please tell me that there a photo-array of objects meeting each or multiple examples of these criteria.
 
2012-07-19 11:09:25 AM  
After a sergeant took her out, he recovered a 3.5-inch glass crack pipe on the floor of the "security enclosure."

I guess she was hoping that the sergeant might mistake her crack pipe for the crack pipe that the guards usually keep lying on the floor.
 
2012-07-19 11:11:10 AM  

Bedstead Polisher: Objects -- known, unknown, mysterious or questionable -- are not typically stored in genitals.

Where else should I put my wallet? Hmm?


You put your wallet in your ham wallet?
 
2012-07-19 11:13:44 AM  

jaylectricity: Bedstead Polisher: Objects -- known, unknown, mysterious or questionable -- are not typically stored in genitals.

Where else should I put my wallet? Hmm?

You put your wallet in your ham wallet?


SEE? It's a logical choice!
 
2012-07-19 11:15:10 AM  
Probably as effective as trying to smuggle something in a cake.
 
2012-07-19 11:19:51 AM  

TommieFunk: I, for one, am glad that this has been cleared up. I've been storing my D&D dice in my genitals for years! I now know that this is wrong.


Well, I guess that's a sure-fire way to keep other players from borrowing your dice
 
2012-07-19 11:23:06 AM  
obvoiusly she likes sex
that's why crack should be ILLEGLA!! pOPEL EHARE HAVING ENOUGH SEX!@!!
 
2012-07-19 11:24:33 AM  
blogs.tcpalm.com
I bet Mears Motor Leasing is just thrilled with this photo
 
2012-07-19 11:26:39 AM  

TommieFunk: Objects -- known, unknown, mysterious or questionable -- are not typically stored in genitals.


I, for one, am glad that this has been cleared up. I've been storing my D&D dice in my genitals for years! I now know that this is wrong.


We're playing retro, going back to ADD1 rules. So you've got one more stat to roll for so go ahead.
 
2012-07-19 11:27:22 AM  

Darkrover2: [blogs.tcpalm.com image 475x334]
I bet Mears Motor Leasing is just thrilled with this photo


It does test the old axiom: There's no such thing as bad press.
 
2012-07-19 11:27:50 AM  
FTA Objects -- known, unknown, mysterious or questionable -- are not typically stored in genitals

well you don;t say...
 
2012-07-19 11:27:59 AM  

img843.imageshack.us

 
2012-07-19 11:28:23 AM  

Pud: Objects -- known, unknown, mysterious or questionable -- are not typically stored in genitals.

How the hell was she supposed to know if nobody told her? They could at least have put up a sign or something.


Obviously she has never been to Amsterdam, or she would know that you hide your valuables in your anus.

/tips are greatly appreciated
 
2012-07-19 11:28:49 AM  
"...If Paris Hilton had been with us, we could've saved the Bentley," sniffed the Queen.

/love that joke
 
2012-07-19 11:30:16 AM  

ChipNASA: Could have been worse......

" How the hell could that have been worse?!?!"

It could have been a *guy*.


I dunno, I'd say that question is still open to debate...
 
2012-07-19 11:31:38 AM  
I bet those smug drug enforcers felt real good about what they did.
"Another great victory on the War on Drugs"


Yeah old people. Keep supporting this waste of resources you senile old farts.
 
2012-07-19 11:32:02 AM  

scottydoesntknow: So she clam-baked her crack?


And by the way, of all the Farkers in this thread, someone named scottydoesntknow really should have been the first to bring up Amsterdam.

I am disappoint. Must listen to the song again to console myself.
 
2012-07-19 11:32:25 AM  

BurnShrike: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Would you want to smoke that thing now?

[manlyexcellence.com image 260x190]


While you and Bill share a deviant mind set,he has never been as funny as this. Bravo,BurnShrike.
 
2012-07-19 11:33:09 AM  

Posh Naranek: TommieFunk: Objects -- known, unknown, mysterious or questionable -- are not typically stored in genitals.


I, for one, am glad that this has been cleared up. I've been storing my D&D dice in my genitals for years! I now know that this is wrong.

We're playing retro, going back to ADD1 rules. So you've got one more stat to roll for so go ahead.


d4s. Ouch.
 
2012-07-19 11:35:20 AM  

ciberido: Posh Naranek: TommieFunk: Objects -- known, unknown, mysterious or questionable -- are not typically stored in genitals.


I, for one, am glad that this has been cleared up. I've been storing my D&D dice in my genitals for years! I now know that this is wrong.

We're playing retro, going back to ADD1 rules. So you've got one more stat to roll for so go ahead.

d4s. Ouch.


I wanna cast Magic Missile...
 
2012-07-19 11:37:16 AM  

ciberido: scottydoesntknow: So she clam-baked her crack?

And by the way, of all the Farkers in this thread, someone named scottydoesntknow really should have been the first to bring up Amsterdam.

I am disappoint. Must listen to the song again to console myself.


I actually used that entire quote about a week ago. Can't remember what thread it was in, but it was apt. That was one of my favorite bits in the movie.

i.ytimg.com

/Should a fire occur due to our faulty wiring or, uh, the fireworks factory upstairs you will be incinerated along with the valuables that you have hidden in your anus.
 
2012-07-19 11:37:32 AM  
Objects -- known, unknown, mysterious or questionable -- are not typically stored in genitals.
watchesinmovies.info

No, they are stored in the anus.

/Does the anus count as a genital if you're gay?
 
2012-07-19 11:38:16 AM  
Richards was strip searched, and a St. Lucie County Sheriff's deputy noted "a white object protruding from her vagina."


Glad it wasn't mine.
 
2012-07-19 11:39:12 AM  
Objects -- known, unknown, mysterious or questionable -- are not typically stored in genitals.

You know nothing, Jon Snow.
 
2012-07-19 11:42:41 AM  
No pockets in women's pants. What ya gonno do?
 
2012-07-19 11:45:32 AM  
Store random legal objects in vagina and anus.

Go to airport.

Get searched.

Sue.
 
2012-07-19 11:47:11 AM  

MythDragon:
/Does the anus count as a genital if you're gay?


I think we can be genial about the genital.

\Never heard "genitalia" described singularly.
 
2012-07-19 11:54:00 AM  

Mell of a Hess: MythDragon:
/Does the anus count as a genital if you're gay?

I think we can be genial about the genital.

\Never heard "genitalia" described singularly.


not if your gay, but HOMOSEXUAL

see gay just means you don't THINK of things as having meaning
you just destroy some guys asshole because you wish life is meaningless. and all that existed was farking
 
2012-07-19 12:02:23 PM  
You have to get a full body x-ray when going in to jail? That ain't no regular body scan.
 
2012-07-19 12:04:56 PM  
Some objects are known. Some objects are unknown. Some objects are known unknowns, and there are unknown known objects.

/some are a little south of there


"Objects -- known, unknown, mysterious or questionable -- are not typically stored in genitals."

Speak for yourself.
 
2012-07-19 12:05:56 PM  

scottydoesntknow: I actually used that entire quote about a week ago. Can't remember what thread it was in, but it was apt. That was one of my favorite bits in the movie.


Then all is forgiven.
 
2012-07-19 12:06:20 PM  

vodka: You have to get a full body x-ray when going in to jail? That ain't no regular body scan.


They turned it up to eleven.
 
2012-07-19 12:09:30 PM  
Would a tampon show up on one of these x-ray machines? If so, would the cops demand a female prisoner remove it to prove it wasn't contraband?
 
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