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(Talking Points Memo)   God gives $1 million dollars to Obama's Super PAC   ( divider line
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2012-07-19 11:22:39 AM  
5 votes:
Titty sprinkles.
2012-07-19 03:08:46 PM  
1 vote:

404 page not found: Fun Fact: Stephen King is a closet liberal who wrote Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption so that people would identify Barack Obama with Andy Dufresne.

2012-07-19 03:00:22 PM  
1 vote:

make me some tea: Highroller48: make me some tea: I could see why some of the voters took him for snobby. He had a quiet way about him. A walk and a talk that just wasn't normal around here. He strolled like a man in a park without a care or a worry in the world, like he had on an invisible coat that would shield him from derp. Yeah, I think it would be fair to say I liked Barack from the start.


Since when did being serene and measured in your ways, exceptionally well-spoken, highly educated and proffessorial in your addresses about major issues become a BAD thing in a leader? Oh, wait...I forgot we're talking about REPUBLICANS. An educated and sophisitcated electorate is detrimental to an agenda that relies on the support of low-information voters. Anyone who dares excercise intelligence or pretend to konw more about a subject that the average voter is just being "eletist". Never mind. Carry on.

What's funny is that is a Morgan Freeman line from Shawshank Redemption. It fits though, doesn't it?

Fun Fact: Stephen King is a closet liberal who wrote Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption so that people would identify Barack Obama with Andy Dufresne.
2012-07-19 11:51:32 AM  
1 vote:

jakomo002: KatjaMouse: I really hope he does a few ad spots for the Obama campaign.

Same here. He has a great fatherly tone, warm and trusting. He could singlehandedly swing a big bloc of voters to Obama, or at least get them not to vote for Romney.

I mean, he made me care about penguins.

If I was the Obama campaign I'd say, "Morgan, keep your million, we can really use you in a few TV ads. Maybe pair you up with Martin Freeman just to mix it up a bit".

/favourite roles for me are Red in Shawshank, and Brad Pitt's partner in Seven

I really liked him in The Matrix. He had some badass glasses.
2012-07-19 11:43:05 AM  
1 vote:

What does God need with a Super PAC?
2012-07-19 11:40:15 AM  
1 vote:
titty sprinkles
2012-07-19 11:39:55 AM  
1 vote:
2012-07-19 11:38:40 AM  
1 vote:
I'm reminded of my good friend Andy Dufresne back at Shawshank Prison. As I recall, he was trying to manage a word-of-mouth campaign for a local candidate wanting to improve conditions for prisoners. Unfortunately word got around to the opposing candidate, and so it was that Andy made the acquaintance of a bullqueer they called the Super-PACker.

Oh, Andy. That was the longest night of his life.

/get busy livin or get busy dyin
//thank you very kindly
2012-07-19 11:32:02 AM  
1 vote:
This is crap. I have been assured by many many right-wingers that God is Republican; fully in favor of the poor being punished, children starving and giving a free ride to the rich for no other reason than they're rich.
2012-07-19 11:27:02 AM  
1 vote:
I totally read that in Morgan Freeman's voice.
2012-07-19 11:22:40 AM  
1 vote:
I'll always remember him as Easy Reader from The Electric Company.
2012-07-19 11:21:50 AM  
1 vote:
So the black man so full of himself he plays God on-screen, donates to the black man so full of himself he plays God to the American people. Good job libs, way to stay in touch with the American people.
2012-07-19 11:20:03 AM  
1 vote:

We get it, he's black.

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