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2012-07-19 11:20:03 AM
Prosperity gospel!
 
2012-07-19 11:20:03 AM
We get it, he's black.
 
2012-07-19 11:20:06 AM
More proof that the The Dark Knight is just an allegory for the 2008 election.
 
2012-07-19 11:21:46 AM
Against superpacs until WE get a million.
 
2012-07-19 11:21:50 AM
So the black man so full of himself he plays God on-screen, donates to the black man so full of himself he plays God to the American people. Good job libs, way to stay in touch with the American people.
 
2012-07-19 11:22:34 AM
(In my best impression)

And now I give you, Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States.
 
2012-07-19 11:22:39 AM
Titty sprinkles.
 
2012-07-19 11:22:40 AM
I'll always remember him as Easy Reader from The Electric Company.
 
2012-07-19 11:23:09 AM

Ned Stark: Against superpacs until WE get a million.


Give it up. Everyone is against them, and everyone will use them until they go away.
 
2012-07-19 11:23:12 AM

EvilBillGates: So the black man so full of himself he plays God on-screen, donates to the black man so full of himself he plays God to the American people. Good job libs, way to stay in touch with the American people.


He also hosts a science show where they talk about the big bang and evolution. He is obviously evil he believes in science.
 
2012-07-19 11:23:23 AM
So we're up to 197 contributors.
 
2012-07-19 11:24:22 AM
Also I thought George Burns was dead.
 
2012-07-19 11:24:27 AM

Ned Stark: Against superpacs until WE get a million.


Yes, let's not take any money from SuperPAC's, lose the election, and never ever get a chance to reverse that awful decision.

BRILLANT!!!!
 
2012-07-19 11:24:46 AM

IlGreven: So we're up to 197 contributors.


What is the party line breakdown on that? I can only assume, but I'd like to be able to have some facts for troll beatdowns.
 
2012-07-19 11:25:24 AM

Ned Stark: Against superpacs until WE get a million.


It would be literally illegal for Obama to try and stop this
 
2012-07-19 11:26:29 AM

Lost Thought 00: Ned Stark: Against superpacs until WE get a million.

It would be literally illegal for Obama to try and stop this


Winter is cumming on that dude's face with this argument.
 
2012-07-19 11:26:29 AM
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane."
 
2012-07-19 11:26:52 AM
zalmanvelvel.com

you got a problem with that?
 
2012-07-19 11:27:02 AM
I totally read that in Morgan Freeman's voice.
 
2012-07-19 11:27:28 AM
I guess we all probably read the linked statement in Morgan Freeman's voice, eh?
 
2012-07-19 11:28:08 AM
Chris Nolan, Conservative Right Winger or Liberal Enabler?

TDK and TKDR: Conservative Patriot Act Citizen Spying Stop-Terrorism-by-All-Means

TDK and TKDR Actors: Giving to Liberal Causes.

And..... go!
 
2012-07-19 11:28:53 AM
O'er the land of the free
And the home of the $$$.
 
2012-07-19 11:30:13 AM

EvilBillGates: So the black man so full of himself he plays God on-screen, donates to the black man so full of himself he plays God to the American people. Good job libs, way to stay in touch with the American people.


img34.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-19 11:30:43 AM

Ned Stark: Against superpacs until WE get a million.


Nope. Still for the laws to be changed. Not like right wingers like you who say they are fine but then complain like you are doing now when the other side does it. Believe it or not others are not partisan hypocrites like you.
 
2012-07-19 11:30:54 AM
gretachristina.typepad.com
 
2012-07-19 11:31:10 AM

Fart_Machine: I'll always remember him as Easy Reader from The Electric Company.


Me, too. He was Shaft for the preschool set: the coolest man we'd ever seen on TV or in movies. (Although a challenger to the title appeared in the form of Don Cornelius when I started watching Soul Train a year or two later.)
 
2012-07-19 11:32:02 AM
This is crap. I have been assured by many many right-wingers that God is Republican; fully in favor of the poor being punished, children starving and giving a free ride to the rich for no other reason than they're rich.
 
2012-07-19 11:32:18 AM

MithrandirBooga: Ned Stark: Against superpacs until WE get a million.

Yes, let's not take any money from SuperPAC's, lose the election, and never ever get a chance to reverse that awful decision.

BRILLANT!!!!


If you people you put into office got there with superpacs, why would they legislate against them? Not only are you asking them to behave hypocritically, but to do so in contradiction of there own best interests. Where are you gonna find enough people to stick by that position long enough to shift the supreme court?
 
2012-07-19 11:33:43 AM
He also has a rap sheet in Maine I believe...
 
2012-07-19 11:34:17 AM
Let the smear campaign against Freedman begin!
 
2012-07-19 11:34:26 AM
"President Obama has done a remarkable job in terrible circumstances. He has ended combat operations in Iraq, put in place sensible reforms of Wall Street, saved the auto industry and protected the healthcare of every American with a preexisting condition. He has recognized the full equality of all our brothers and sisters and placed impressive, accomplished women on the Supreme Court. In return for this he is being targeted by hundreds of millions of dollars in special-interest money. I for one am proud to lend my voice - and support - to those who defend him."

I totally read that in Morgan Freeman's voice.

/+1,000,000 Mr Freeman.
 
2012-07-19 11:35:52 AM

Corvus: Ned Stark: Against superpacs until WE get a million.

Nope. Still for the laws to be changed. Not like right wingers like you who say they are fine but then complain like you are doing now when the other side does it. Believe it or not others are not partisan hypocrites like you.


Psst, I think citizens united was retarded and am down around -9,-7 on The Political Compass.
 
2012-07-19 11:36:54 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

Who was I supposed to endorse, the lunatic warmongers?

I mean, I love everybody, but medamn, people. Get it together.
 
2012-07-19 11:37:14 AM

mab1823: I totally read that in Morgan Freeman's voice.


discgolfguru: I guess we all probably read the linked statement in Morgan Freeman's voice, eh?


Double D'oh.

/It's the risk you take trying to be first with the joke without RTFC first.
 
2012-07-19 11:37:52 AM

Ned Stark: Corvus: Ned Stark: Against superpacs until WE get a million.

Nope. Still for the laws to be changed. Not like right wingers like you who say they are fine but then complain like you are doing now when the other side does it. Believe it or not others are not partisan hypocrites like you.

Psst, I think citizens united was retarded and am down around -9,-7 on The Political Compass.


Then why this snarky comment? EVERYONE on both sides hates it since everyone has been burned by it. But you wait until the Dems use it to pipe up. Curious, dontcha think?

"No Harry, the more I think about it, it's not curious at all."
 
2012-07-19 11:38:01 AM

quatchi: "President Obama has done a remarkable job in terrible circumstances. He has ended combat operations in Iraq, put in place sensible reforms of Wall Street, saved the auto industry and protected the healthcare of every American with a preexisting condition. He has recognized the full equality of all our brothers and sisters and placed impressive, accomplished women on the Supreme Court. In return for this he is being targeted by hundreds of millions of dollars in special-interest money. I for one am proud to lend my voice - and support - to those who defend him."

I totally read that in Morgan Freeman's voice.

/+1,000,000 Mr Freeman.


I'd like to say Obama fought the good fight and the Republicans let him be...


/What God wants
//God gets
///God help us all.
 
2012-07-19 11:38:14 AM
We did a play in acting class by Paddy Chayefsky called "Gideon", and I played the part of God, in "Gideon". It was typecasting. It was method acting, so two weeks beforehand, I started to live the part offstage, y'know. I really came on God-like, there, I was really fabulous, I put on a blue suit, I took taxi cabs all over New York. I tipped big, 'cause He would have. I got into a fight with a guy, and I forgave him. It's true. Some guy hit my fender and I said unto him...I said, "Be fruitful and multiply", but not in those words.

/It helps if you read that in Woody Allen's voice.
 
2012-07-19 11:38:15 AM

imontheinternet: medamn


[somuchwin]
 
2012-07-19 11:38:40 AM
I'm reminded of my good friend Andy Dufresne back at Shawshank Prison. As I recall, he was trying to manage a word-of-mouth campaign for a local candidate wanting to improve conditions for prisoners. Unfortunately word got around to the opposing candidate, and so it was that Andy made the acquaintance of a bullqueer they called the Super-PACker.

Oh, Andy. That was the longest night of his life.

/get busy livin or get busy dyin
//thank you very kindly
 
2012-07-19 11:39:55 AM
i262.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-19 11:40:15 AM
titty sprinkles
 
2012-07-19 11:41:08 AM
I really hope he does a few ad spots for the Obama campaign.
 
2012-07-19 11:42:17 AM
The irony is Thor donated $1 million to Crossroads America.
 
2012-07-19 11:42:48 AM

imontheinternet: [upload.wikimedia.org image 300x233]

Who was I supposed to endorse, the lunatic warmongers?

I mean, I love everybody, but medamn, people. Get it together.


*snerk*
 
2012-07-19 11:43:05 AM
kunochan.com

What does God need with a Super PAC?
 
2012-07-19 11:43:28 AM
Now thats more like it Mr Wayne Freeman.
 
2012-07-19 11:43:29 AM
suvudu.com

Where all of this is going.
 
2012-07-19 11:44:25 AM

coeyagi: Ned Stark: Against superpacs until WE get a million.

Give it up. Everyone is against them, and everyone will use them until they go away.


So they are like Lawyers?
 
2012-07-19 11:46:00 AM

jst3p: coeyagi: Ned Stark: Against superpacs until WE get a million.

Give it up. Everyone is against them, and everyone will use them until they go away.

So they are like Lawyers?


Marty McFly: [Reading the newspaper from 2015] "Within two hours of his arrest, Martin McFly Jr. was tried, convicted and sentenced to fifteen years in the state penitentiary."? Within two hours?
Doc: The justice system works swiftly in the future now that they've abolished all lawyers."

Ugh, thank God, only 3 more years.
 
2012-07-19 11:46:36 AM

bmongar: Let the smear campaign against Freedman begin!


Obama locks up the step-granddaughter dater demographic! Obama: is he hard enough on step-incest? Coming up next on Fox News!!!!

/now watch this commercial about buying gold
 
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