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2012-07-19 10:54:40 AM  
Food on TV makes me hungry in real life? You can't explain that!
 
2012-07-19 10:55:09 AM  
See, this headline is amusing because the word "masticate" sounds like "masturbate" and the subject is food "porn".

And we all laughed a hearty laugh and then we continued on with our day.
 
2012-07-19 11:03:12 AM  
My parents always used to tell me if I continued to masticate I'd go blind.
 
2012-07-19 11:05:40 AM  

Dog Welder: My parents always used to tell me if I continued to masticate I'd go blind.


how come your post wasn't in Braille?
 
2012-07-19 11:07:10 AM  
Just make sure you wear a condiment.
/it can get messy
 
2012-07-19 11:13:12 AM  
With whatever you are doing, a towel comes in handy.
 
2012-07-19 11:17:36 AM  

CravenMorehead: See, this headline is amusing because the word "masticate" sounds like "masturbate" and the subject is food "porn".

And we all laughed a hearty laugh and then we continued on with our day.


Who's on first?
 
2012-07-19 11:19:21 AM  

Dog Welder: My parents always used to tell me if I continued to masticate I'd go blind.


That's why I cut back to four times a day.
 
2012-07-19 11:22:25 AM  

Dog Welder: My parents always used to tell me if I continued to masticate I'd go blind.


I'm sure that just exacerbated the situation. Good thing you've matriculated since then.

/Hopefully
 
2012-07-19 11:29:36 AM  

Grapple: Dog Welder: My parents always used to tell me if I continued to masticate I'd go blind.

how come your post wasn't in Braille?


i177.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-19 11:41:45 AM  
Does Subby spit or swallow while salivating to Rachel Ray?
 
2012-07-19 11:44:27 AM  
Your second stomach is full?
 
2012-07-19 12:12:51 PM  
greenobles.com
I am masticating right now
 
2012-07-19 12:22:57 PM  

zulius: [greenobles.com image 300x320]
I am masticating right now


Me too!

www.kellyolexa.com
 
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