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(The New York Times)   Cancer researchers mapping the genetics of cancer are making great progress in building a road map leading to treatment of most cancers. Still no cure for swamp-ass   ( divider line
    More: Cool, genetics, sewage treatment, scientific progress  
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733 clicks; posted to Geek » on 19 Jul 2012 at 12:30 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-07-19 11:43:50 AM  
You mean other than the occasional shower, Submitter?
2012-07-19 12:33:45 PM  
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2012-07-19 12:34:28 PM  
Why cure it? Just enjoy it.

Swamp-ass that is, fark cancer
2012-07-19 12:37:39 PM  
Gold Bond Powder
2012-07-19 01:37:50 PM  
I cured cancer, you dick!
2012-07-19 01:40:23 PM  
A+D Zinc Oxide, subby.

/You're welcome.
2012-07-19 01:55:15 PM

Nathan Fillion can help you with the Swamp Ass issue.
2012-07-19 02:41:18 PM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: A+D Zinc Oxide, subby.

/You're welcome.

Zinc Oxide gives me a rash would not put on sensitive areas...

/ not subby
// shower 2x daily
/// when it's swampy out i have swamp ass
2012-07-19 02:43:32 PM  
Second person ever to use the phrase "swamp ass" in my life, submitter (first was the fiance). Thanks for the laugh.
2012-07-19 06:13:33 PM  
I was briefly at a lab that did cancer research, studying genes behind differentiation and dedifferentiation it was pretty interesting stuff.
2012-07-19 11:18:41 PM  
here's a question:

if human beings stop getting cancer,
will they ultimately be better off as a species;

or is the cure for cancer a sure way to a quicker demise
when too many of us therefore live longer and suck the planet dry even faster
like the collectively stupid parasites we are?

Cancer IS the cure, farktards- for US.
2012-07-20 08:21:23 AM  
Terrycloth underwear. It seems obvious. How come we can't buy it?
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