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(TMZ)   Fred Willard arrested for public masturbation while working on new film entitled "The Yank"   (tmz.com) divider line 167
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2012-07-19 10:14:29 PM  

jaytkay: [lh6.googleusercontent.com image 640x438]


Oh that brings back the memories.

In my day there was only one girly picture in the whole town. It was given to our town by Henry Ford. Mr. Ford gave us that picture as a reward for scaring all of the Jews out of town.

Anyways, all of the men in town had to share the picture. Once in while us boys would get our hands on that picture. We'd go out in the woods and form a circle around that picture while we made sauerkraut. We called it making sauerkraut cause of the war. And the last one to finish making his sauerkraut got tied to a tree. We'd fill our socks with turnips and beat that boy till he was bloody. We'd learn him real good.

None of this jerkin in your mommy's basement like you sissys do nowadays.

And we didn't have any of those fancy sex gadgets like you punks have today. The closest thing we had to a vibrator was a beehive. Of course then you had to worry about the bears having their way with ya. Back in those days we called bears furry horses. "Careful of the furry horses while you've got a beehive in your pants" you'd say.

Anyways, that's why our town has a statue of Abraham Lincoln making coleslaw.
 
2012-07-19 10:35:05 PM  

StrikitRich: [wwwimage.cbsnews.com image 370x278]

Teaser: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x550]

You forgot one.


I had this as a shirt.

I follow him on Facebook, hes pretty awesome.
 
2012-07-19 10:43:03 PM  
I'll restate the same as others have, How exactly is this illegal? Those places have hardcore sex depicted on the covers of the magazines, DVD boxes, posters and whatever else. The movie itself has hardcore sex acts on display, so how is it offensive if you whip your dick out and rub one out? I get why they arrest people in public bathrooms when they do shiat like this, but porn theaters? This makes no sense. We live in such a sexually repressed society it's ridiculous.
 
2012-07-19 10:55:11 PM  
He tweets a lot so he likely has a smart phone. Fred there's an app for porn.

https://twitter.com/fred_willard
 
2012-07-19 11:08:27 PM  
A guy's gotta relax.
 
2012-07-19 11:31:10 PM  

AfroX: [Daffy Duck fapping]



This ALWAYS makes me laugh.

And you, sir, win tonight's Internet for being the Weeners it.
 
2012-07-19 11:58:08 PM  

LikeALeafOnTheWind: these cops have to be so proud of themselves.. taking hardened criminals like Fred Willard off the streets.
dont you feel so much safer now?


a person that could actually go through the motions of such an arrest has to be just dead inside. all hopes, dreams and joy forever dashed away. as Mr.T said: "I pity the fool".
 
2012-07-20 03:28:02 AM  
He wasn't masturbating in public. He was masturbating in a porn theater. The whole episode seems rotten to me. Isn't it akin to the booze police standing right outside a bar and nabbing most everyone walking out for "public drunkenness"??
 
2012-07-20 06:37:04 AM  

Flutterbiitch: StrikitRich: [wwwimage.cbsnews.com image 370x278]

Teaser: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x550]

You forgot one.

I had this as a shirt.

I follow him on Facebook, hes pretty awesome.


Drive by the site of the old theater every day. There's a Red Lobster on it now.
 
2012-07-20 09:08:14 AM  

ReapTheChaos: I'll restate the same as others have, How exactly is this illegal? Those places have hardcore sex depicted on the covers of the magazines, DVD boxes, posters and whatever else. The movie itself has hardcore sex acts on display, so how is it offensive if you whip your dick out and rub one out? I get why they arrest people in public bathrooms when they do shiat like this, but porn theaters? This makes no sense. We live in such a sexually repressed society it's ridiculous.


Ummmmm...it's illegal because it is a health hazard. A theater is not a "jerk booth". The seats are not designed to be soaked in semen. There are booths where such actions are legal and allowed, it is not an open theater.

And for those who wonder "why in the age of the web" he would do this...have you ever heard of fetishes? Some dudes love the sleazy feel of jerkin it in a porn theater. For Willard, who was in his prime back in the 70's when porn theaters were more prevalent, it's probably nostalgic. Part of the appeal is the idea of being "in a public place", it's a thrill in itself.

Personally, it seems gross. Just too messy and smelly and in no way exciting. But on the many-petaled flower of humanity, and human sexuality, there exists all the colors of the rainbow. Not gonna judge a brotha.
 
2012-07-20 09:35:30 AM  
Isn't that what you do there? I used to go to those peep shows where the girl is in that room and dances when your window opens. I used to blast the glass like a madman. That's what you did when you went to those places. You tried not to touch anything, and did your business. Also, those places all seemed to smell like AIDS.
 
2012-07-20 09:35:43 AM  
Giant 10' dick on the screen spurting gobs of man juice? No problem. Totally legal.

Tiny 7" dick in that movie's audience, doing the same? Indecent!!!!

Yeah, this makes about as much sense as arresting someone for starting arguments with the corpses in a graveyard.
 
2012-07-20 09:39:33 AM  

ZeroCorpse: Tiny 7" dick


Seven inches is tiny? For what, a donkey?
 
2012-07-20 10:36:01 AM  

maxx2112: ZeroCorpse: Tiny 7" dick

Seven inches is tiny? For what, a donkey?


Some people have very strict standards when it comes to dicks.
 
2012-07-20 12:52:54 PM  

bigwave: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x300]

I can't do my work!


I've got a lil red wagon really red weiner!

/I don't think sooo
 
2012-07-20 05:33:17 PM  

Optimus Primate: ReapTheChaos: I'll restate the same as others have, How exactly is this illegal? Those places have hardcore sex depicted on the covers of the magazines, DVD boxes, posters and whatever else. The movie itself has hardcore sex acts on display, so how is it offensive if you whip your dick out and rub one out? I get why they arrest people in public bathrooms when they do shiat like this, but porn theaters? This makes no sense. We live in such a sexually repressed society it's ridiculous.

Ummmmm...it's illegal because it is a health hazard. A theater is not a "jerk booth". The seats are not designed to be soaked in semen. There are booths where such actions are legal and allowed, it is not an open theater.

And for those who wonder "why in the age of the web" he would do this...have you ever heard of fetishes? Some dudes love the sleazy feel of jerkin it in a porn theater. For Willard, who was in his prime back in the 70's when porn theaters were more prevalent, it's probably nostalgic. Part of the appeal is the idea of being "in a public place", it's a thrill in itself.

Personally, it seems gross. Just too messy and smelly and in no way exciting. But on the many-petaled flower of humanity, and human sexuality, there exists all the colors of the rainbow. Not gonna judge a brotha.


Wow you're an idiot aren't you. It's not illegal because the cum soaks into the seat. He got charged with lewd conduct not a heath code violation. And just for the record, it's just as illegal inside those booths as it is in the theater, it's just harder to catch someone because they usually have a locked door, but people have been arrested in those as well.
 
2012-07-20 06:08:21 PM  
Shouldn't the headline read: Fred Willard gets the "pull-it" surprise?
 
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