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(TMZ)   Fred Willard arrested for public masturbation while working on new film entitled "The Yank"   (tmz.com) divider line 167
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2012-07-19 12:48:15 PM
I think this guy can get away with this relatively unscathed.

I mean... It fits the way all of his characters have been portrayed almost perfectly.
 
2012-07-19 12:53:40 PM

Daobaz: I think this guy can get away with this relatively unscathed.

I mean... It fits the way all of his characters have been portrayed almost perfectly.


i think it's funny he was a hardcore christian father on "everybody loves raymond"
 
2012-07-19 12:55:39 PM
That's wacky
 
2012-07-19 12:56:26 PM
these cops have to be so proud of themselves.. taking hardened criminals like Fred Willard off the streets.
dont you feel so much safer now?
 
2012-07-19 12:56:42 PM

flushdepot: Whacking it at age 72. You gotta respect that.

/I think


Even more respect at 78.
 
2012-07-19 12:57:30 PM
"please do not exit though the turnstile." not turn style.

I know it's just a porn theater but show a little effort and education.
 
2012-07-19 12:58:22 PM
Got to keep them Adult porno theaters safe for our kids....
 
2012-07-19 12:58:56 PM

dletter: Dang... got in late and didn't see one had already went green before I submitted:

"Fred Willard arrested for showing his Fernwood 2 Night"


That was one helluva funny show. Too bad it didn't last very long.
 
2012-07-19 12:59:22 PM

Ebenator: I read that as Fred Ward. You know, Remo Williams himself.


That was my initial reaction as well,before quickly realizing that Remo would rather be seen drop-kicking a mutant annelid.
 
2012-07-19 01:01:33 PM

Cheron: Wait there are still porno theaters?


yes, lots of them all over the country. that's where pervs and porn addicts meet to suck and jerk each other off. a lot of straight guys go too to get an easy BJ. their wives/gf's have no idea.
 
2012-07-19 01:07:56 PM
I hope I can still jack it at sleazy porno theatres when I'm 78.
 
2012-07-19 01:10:41 PM
You gotta hand it to the old guy , , , , well, maybe you don't.
 
2012-07-19 01:11:18 PM

devilEther: Cheron: Wait there are still porno theaters?

yes, lots of them all over the country. that's where pervs and porn addicts meet to suck and jerk each other off. a lot of straight guys go too to get an easy BJ. their wives/gf's have no idea.


Easy BJ? How hot are the chicks that go to these places? awww who cares its dark! *runs out the front door before checking for replies*
 
2012-07-19 01:11:18 PM
Look at this guy's IMDB page. He is a workaholic. He is ubiquitous.

I'm surprised he didn't do this before the penis reduction surgery. Not so bad getting popped for whacking it in public when you have a massive tool. Impress the cops, look around for paps.

No! Medicine Man not go near Dances With Stumpy! Noooo!
 
2012-07-19 01:14:12 PM

Mimekiller: devilEther: Cheron: Wait there are still porno theaters?

yes, lots of them all over the country. that's where pervs and porn addicts meet to suck and jerk each other off. a lot of straight guys go too to get an easy BJ. their wives/gf's have no idea.

Easy BJ? How hot are the chicks that go to these places? awww who cares its dark! *runs out the front door before checking for replies*


the BJs you'd get are from...oh nevermind, go have fun.
 
2012-07-19 01:15:59 PM

Mimekiller: devilEther: Cheron: Wait there are still porno theaters?

yes, lots of them all over the country. that's where pervs and porn addicts meet to suck and jerk each other off. a lot of straight guys go too to get an easy BJ. their wives/gf's have no idea.

Easy BJ? How hot are the chicks that go to these places? awww who cares its dark! *runs out the front door before checking for replies*


I didn't say they get the BJ from a chick.
 
2012-07-19 01:16:13 PM
Reported to LAPD when the guy in front of Fred got a blast of dust on the back of his head.
 
2012-07-19 01:21:57 PM
Who exactly was he hurting by whacking it in a porno theater?
 
2012-07-19 01:25:22 PM
He's 72. When you get it up at that age, you gotta take advantage of the situation. Location be damned.
 
2012-07-19 01:26:26 PM

slayer199: There are still adult theaters around? Last I heard there was this new-fangled thing called the interwebs that allowed you to find just about any kind of porn you wanted so you could fap at home.



I know it doesn't make much sense, but PEOPLE don't make much sense. There are still plenty of people ordering overpriced porn from PPV or hotel room systems when they have internet available. I do temporary housing and it surprises me too, but it totally happens.

A few months ago I had to have a talk with one of my guests because he ordered so much PPV porn (around $400) that he hit the cable company's billing limit, called in and paid for our bill with his own credit card so he could order MORE PPV porn and in so doing screwed up my bulk accounting for that building. All that and the whole time he had his own wireless router and internet connection in the apartment the whole time.
 
2012-07-19 01:31:32 PM
Upon his arrest, Willard was quoted, "Excuse me if this off the subject a little bit, but just take a guess at how much I can bench press. Come on, what do you think? Take a guess. 315 pounds, at the top of my game, maxing out at 500!"
 
2012-07-19 01:31:47 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: He went full Pee Wee. You never go full Pee Wee.


I'm still amazed that anyone ever paid attention to the Pee Wee story when you concider that the other big news story that week was that Jeffrey Dahmer had the neighbors over for dinner..
 
2012-07-19 01:33:06 PM
Now that Ernest Borgnine has died, the torch must be passed.

(wear gloves when you handle it, though)
 
2012-07-19 01:38:39 PM
Dammit. Who typed whacking it on the Teleprompter?
 
2012-07-19 01:46:32 PM
I AM FRED WILLARD
 
2012-07-19 01:48:15 PM
Is it really "public" if you are inside a private establishment?
 
2012-07-19 01:55:11 PM

Lost Thought 00: Is it really "public" if you are inside a private establishment?


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-07-19 01:56:38 PM

slayer199: There are still adult theaters around? Last I heard there was this new-fangled thing called the interwebs that allowed you to find just about any kind of porn you wanted so you could fap at home.


C'mon, he's 72. People that old don't know how to use computers
 
2012-07-19 02:04:08 PM
They still have adult theaters??
 
2012-07-19 02:05:18 PM
Why are you all so shocked? We're all mature adults; we've both seen our share of pornographic materials.

Oh, you never have? Of course you haven't, how stupid of me. Neither have I. I was just speaking in generalities.
 
2012-07-19 02:10:15 PM
Wow. I certainly didn't see that one coming.

... I'll go to my corner. -_-
 
2012-07-19 02:10:30 PM
"Any porno shop in public space that gives you no choice whether you see it or not is yours.
It belongs to you. It's yours to take, rearrange and re-use.
Asking for permission to wank off is like asking to keep a rock someone just threw at your head."
― Banksy

/maybe misquoted
 
2012-07-19 02:10:42 PM
Dont you sass fred willard. He is a comedy god, and i have never heard an unkind word about him in the industry... Like winkler and ritter. I dont care what he, or anyone does in a porn theater. Btw, if you aren't allowed to polish the bishop watching porn, whats the point? Its not like he was at a school, or even in public.
 
2012-07-19 02:16:40 PM
What happens in Fernwood - Stays in Fernwood . . .
 
2012-07-19 02:22:02 PM
 
2012-07-19 02:22:55 PM

downstairs: They still have adult theaters??


why go to a sports game when you can just sit and watch it at home alone?
 
2012-07-19 02:30:38 PM
Excuse me if this off the subject a little bit, but just take a guess at how much I can bench press. Come on, what do you think? Take a guess. 315 pounds, at the top of my game, maxing out at 500!
 
2012-07-19 02:35:15 PM
i155.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-19 02:41:06 PM

Brother_Mouzone: ah, that's depressing. that guy is great in everything he has ever done. and then at 78 he does that. actually that gives me hope. I hope I am still masturbating at that age.


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2012-07-19 02:42:38 PM

slayer199: There are still adult theaters around? Last I heard there was this new-fangled thing called the interwebs that allowed you to find just about any kind of porn you wanted so you could fap at home.


He's 78, he can't even figure out how to put that damned AOL disk in.
 
2012-07-19 02:43:48 PM
Put 'em in a cell with a long hose on him, put 'em in a cell with a long hose on him! If he's got a long enough hose, he's gonna have a lot of friends in the shower room.
 
2012-07-19 02:46:18 PM

devilEther: downstairs: They still have adult theaters??

why go to a sports game when you can just sit and watch it at home alone?


I feel the need to point out to you that whether you watch porn at home or in the theater, it's still just moving pictures................

Now, going to a sex club might be more like going to a game.......
 
2012-07-19 02:52:56 PM

bungle_jr: i have NEVER and will NEVER understand how spanking it in a porno theater is an arrestable offense!


It's against health code regulations?
 
2012-07-19 02:53:17 PM

Strik3r: devilEther: downstairs: They still have adult theaters??

why go to a sports game when you can just sit and watch it at home alone?

I feel the need to point out to you that whether you watch porn at home or in the theater, it's still just moving pictures................

Now, going to a sex club might be more like going to a game.......


That and do people actually watch porn movies all the way through nowadays?
 
2012-07-19 02:56:11 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

I can't do my work!
 
2012-07-19 02:59:18 PM
I love fred's work.. and could care less if he was beating it in a theater.. the cops shoulda shook his hand and said godspeed funnyman!
 
2012-07-19 03:02:24 PM

Icetech3: I love fred's work.. and could care less if he was beating it in a theater.. the cops shoulda shook his hand and said godspeed funnyman!


Depends which hand.
 
2012-07-19 03:11:05 PM

gimmegimme: Who exactly was he hurting by whacking it in a porno theater?


Steve, the janitor.
 
2012-07-19 03:21:53 PM
Now, if he was female and exposed himself to millions of people, he would have been given his own reality show.
 
2012-07-19 03:22:57 PM
i.cdn.turner.com
 
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