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(TMZ)   Fred Willard arrested for public masturbation while working on new film entitled "The Yank"   (tmz.com) divider line 167
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2012-07-19 10:46:09 AM
Wha' Happened?
 
2012-07-19 10:59:01 AM
So he was jerking it in a porno theater? I had no idea that kind of thing happened in those kinds of places!
 
2012-07-19 11:05:29 AM
Don't care. He's still one of the funniest motherf*ckers on the planet. This doesn't change that.
 
2012-07-19 11:06:26 AM
Fred Willard?

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-19 11:11:39 AM
I didn't know he had a viral video.
 
2012-07-19 11:12:21 AM

Actual Farking: Wha' Happened?


I was CERTAIN that was going to be the newsflash headline du jour for this story.
 
2012-07-19 11:13:25 AM
I'm sure the sight if a penis was really shocking to the patrons of a porno theater.
 
2012-07-19 11:20:17 AM
There are still adult theaters around? Last I heard there was this new-fangled thing called the interwebs that allowed you to find just about any kind of porn you wanted so you could fap at home.
 
2012-07-19 11:34:58 AM
so... he was going after his hog like it was made outta ham?
 
2012-07-19 11:36:07 AM

sigdiamond2000: Don't care. He's still one of the funniest motherf*ckers on the planet. This doesn't change that.


and this.
 
2012-07-19 11:48:24 AM
He went full Pee Wee. You never go full Pee Wee.
 
2012-07-19 11:55:31 AM
It was a quick release...
 
2012-07-19 11:56:08 AM
Wait there are still porno theaters?
 
2012-07-19 11:56:12 AM
FTFA: It was a quick release
 
2012-07-19 11:57:28 AM
Two things I'm confused about here....

He's Fred Willard. Is it that hard to play off your stardom to get some ass so you're not jacking it in a porno theater?

And two, do cops just randomly come in to make sure no one's touching themselves in these kinds of places? Or did someone call it in after they glance away from the giant cock on the screen and saw his chubby?
 
2012-07-19 11:57:37 AM
Dang... got in late and didn't see one had already went green before I submitted:

"Fred Willard arrested for showing his Fernwood 2 Night"
 
2012-07-19 11:57:37 AM
Why does anyone go to a "Porn" theater?
 
2012-07-19 11:59:09 AM
He be stylin.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-19 12:00:04 PM

Actual Farking: Wha' Happened?


Done in one.
 
2012-07-19 12:00:17 PM

Strik3r: Why does anyone go to a "Porn" theater?


He's old. Probably can't figure out the computer.
 
2012-07-19 12:02:09 PM
Who takes their pants off in a porno theater? That's what the zipper hole is for, Noob.
 
2012-07-19 12:02:24 PM
He couldn't kill kittens in the privacy of his basement like a regular Farker?
 
2012-07-19 12:04:47 PM
asapblogs.typepad.com
 
2012-07-19 12:08:09 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: He went full Pee Wee. You never go full Pee Wee.


img.gawkerassets.com

Approves
 
2012-07-19 12:08:10 PM
Ya know how when a woman gets "harassed" for breast feeding in public, a bazillion saggy-titted hoochies show up to protest by having a massive "breast feed in."

I think you know where this is heading . . .


/ septuagenarian spank-a-thon
 
2012-07-19 12:09:27 PM
I wonder how this is going to affect his new PBS show.
 
2012-07-19 12:09:46 PM
Well that was a waste of a $10 Viagra.
 
2012-07-19 12:13:41 PM
While filming "The Yank"?

Sounds like he was being the consummate professional by staying in character all the time....
 
2012-07-19 12:14:18 PM
Fred Wiilard rules.

/Loved him since Fernwood Tonight
 
2012-07-19 12:16:32 PM
Subby's clever tag use is just like rain on your wedding day


// ok, I bit, you got me
 
2012-07-19 12:17:19 PM

maxx2112: Ya know how when a woman gets "harassed" for breast feeding in public, a bazillion saggy-titted hoochies show up to protest by having a massive "breast feed in."

I think you know where this is heading . . .


/ septuagenarian spank-a-thon


I read that as "sep-tu-a-genarian"

/cupcake in a cup
 
2012-07-19 12:23:35 PM
In other news, Fred Willard's internet connection was down.
 
2012-07-19 12:24:17 PM

fruitloop:

I read that as "sep-tu-a-genarian"

/cupcake in a cup


I didn't know we had a porno theater!
 
2012-07-19 12:25:06 PM
Was it in San Diego? We totally allow that now. You can do it right in the street if you want.
 
2012-07-19 12:27:33 PM
I guess we finally found out how much he can lift
 
2012-07-19 12:27:43 PM
I just read the article. I like how they refer to his "quick release". Made me laugh.
 
2012-07-19 12:28:12 PM
But you and I are mature adults; we've both seen our share of pornographic materials.
 
2012-07-19 12:28:27 PM
We're missing the bigger picture here, may we all be blessed enough to be able to spank it still when we're 78.

/The spirit is willing, but and the flesh is weak is rock hard.
 
2012-07-19 12:29:07 PM
What happens when Fred Willard can't get a room at LaQuinta?

He spanks his monkey!

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-19 12:29:58 PM
Give the guy credit for stil being able to rough up a supsect at 78.
 
2012-07-19 12:31:27 PM

NOLAhd: Give the guy credit for stil being able to rough up a supsect at 78.


My new favorite euphemism
 
2012-07-19 12:31:28 PM
I GOT A REAL RED WAGON!
 
2012-07-19 12:34:16 PM
The theater was showing "Step Dad 2". Sounds sorta gay...
 
2012-07-19 12:34:30 PM

titwrench: Was it in San Diego? We totally allow that now. You can do it right in the street if you want.


San Diegan checking in. I can confirm that you can get away with just about anything in San Diego. We just don't give a ****. Visit our beautiful city. Get naked in the street. Give us your tourist dollars, then go home.
 
2012-07-19 12:35:06 PM
I read that as Fred Ward. You know, Remo Williams himself.
 
2012-07-19 12:35:38 PM
I always thought he was teh gey.
 
2012-07-19 12:37:05 PM
ah, that's depressing. that guy is great in everything he has ever done. and then at 78 he does that. actually that gives me hope. I hope I am still masturbating at that age.
 
2012-07-19 12:38:35 PM

Brother_Mouzone: ah, that's depressing. that guy is great in everything he has ever done. and then at 78 he does that. actually that gives me hope. I hope I am still masturbating at that age.


I don't know at what age you stop, but I do know it isn't 52.
 
2012-07-19 12:42:05 PM
i have NEVER and will NEVER understand how spanking it in a porno theater is an arrestable offense!

like someone up there ^ said, did someone look away from the giant sexual act on screen to see him and get offended? same with pee wee

yes, there are still some such theaters around...dallas, for one, has at least 1 really popular one called LIDO
 
2012-07-19 12:46:28 PM
Whacking it at age 72. You gotta respect that.

/I think
 
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