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		Fred Willard arrested for public masturbation while working on new film entitled "The Yank" (tmz.com)		167
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Actual Farking		2012-07-19 10:46:09 AM

Wha' Happened?

Calmamity		2012-07-19 10:59:01 AM

So he was jerking it in a porno theater? I had no idea that kind of thing happened in those kinds of places!

sigdiamond2000		2012-07-19 11:05:29 AM

Don't care. He's still one of the funniest motherf*ckers on the planet. This doesn't change that.

Walker		2012-07-19 11:06:26 AM

Fred Willard?

img.photobucket.com

Sybarite		2012-07-19 11:11:39 AM

I didn't know he had a viral video.

awfulperson		2012-07-19 11:12:21 AM

Actual Farking: Wha' Happened?

I was CERTAIN that was going to be the newsflash headline du jour for this story.

eraser8		2012-07-19 11:13:25 AM

I'm sure the sight if a penis was really shocking to the patrons of a porno theater.

slayer199		2012-07-19 11:20:17 AM

There are still adult theaters around? Last I heard there was this new-fangled thing called the interwebs that allowed you to find just about any kind of porn you wanted so you could fap at home.

elvisaintdead		2012-07-19 11:34:58 AM

so... he was going after his hog like it was made outta ham?

elvisaintdead		2012-07-19 11:36:07 AM

sigdiamond2000: Don't care. He's still one of the funniest motherf*ckers on the planet. This doesn't change that.

and this.

AdolfOliverPanties		2012-07-19 11:48:24 AM

He went full Pee Wee. You never go full Pee Wee.

improvius		2012-07-19 11:55:31 AM

It was a quick release...

Cheron		2012-07-19 11:56:08 AM

Wait there are still porno theaters?

Wellon Dowd		2012-07-19 11:56:12 AM

FTFA: It was a quick release

Raug the Dwarf		2012-07-19 11:57:28 AM

Two things I'm confused about here....

He's Fred Willard. Is it that hard to play off your stardom to get some ass so you're not jacking it in a porno theater?

And two, do cops just randomly come in to make sure no one's touching themselves in these kinds of places? Or did someone call it in after they glance away from the giant cock on the screen and saw his chubby?

dletter		2012-07-19 11:57:37 AM

Dang... got in late and didn't see one had already went green before I submitted:

"Fred Willard arrested for showing his Fernwood 2 Night"

Strik3r		2012-07-19 11:57:37 AM

Why does anyone go to a "Porn" theater?

Wellon Dowd		2012-07-19 11:59:09 AM

He be stylin.

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gunga galunga		2012-07-19 12:00:04 PM

Actual Farking: Wha' Happened?

Done in one.

Gramma		2012-07-19 12:00:17 PM

Strik3r: Why does anyone go to a "Porn" theater?

He's old. Probably can't figure out the computer.

museamused		2012-07-19 12:02:09 PM

Who takes their pants off in a porno theater? That's what the zipper hole is for, Noob.

Apos		2012-07-19 12:02:24 PM

He couldn't kill kittens in the privacy of his basement like a regular Farker?

indoorplant		2012-07-19 12:04:47 PM

degenerate-afro		2012-07-19 12:08:09 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: He went full Pee Wee. You never go full Pee Wee.

img.gawkerassets.com

Approves

maxx2112		2012-07-19 12:08:10 PM

Ya know how when a woman gets "harassed" for breast feeding in public, a bazillion saggy-titted hoochies show up to protest by having a massive "breast feed in."

I think you know where this is heading . . .

/ septuagenarian spank-a-thon

biyaaatci		2012-07-19 12:09:27 PM

I wonder how this is going to affect his new PBS show.

Cat Food Sandwiches		2012-07-19 12:09:46 PM

Well that was a waste of a $10 Viagra.

AxL sANe		2012-07-19 12:13:41 PM

While filming "The Yank"?

Sounds like he was being the consummate professional by staying in character all the time....

strangeguitar		2012-07-19 12:14:18 PM

Fred Wiilard rules.

/Loved him since Fernwood Tonight

SpocksEars		2012-07-19 12:16:32 PM

Subby's clever tag use is just like rain on your wedding day

// ok, I bit, you got me

fruitloop		2012-07-19 12:17:19 PM

maxx2112: Ya know how when a woman gets "harassed" for breast feeding in public, a bazillion saggy-titted hoochies show up to protest by having a massive "breast feed in."

I think you know where this is heading . . .

/ septuagenarian spank-a-thon

I read that as "sep-tu-a-genarian"

/cupcake in a cup

sinanju		2012-07-19 12:23:35 PM

In other news, Fred Willard's internet connection was down.

Balchinian		2012-07-19 12:24:17 PM

fruitloop:

I read that as "sep-tu-a-genarian"

/cupcake in a cup

I didn't know we had a porno theater!

titwrench		2012-07-19 12:25:06 PM

Was it in San Diego? We totally allow that now. You can do it right in the street if you want.

Crewmannumber6		2012-07-19 12:27:33 PM

I guess we finally found out how much he can lift

titwrench		2012-07-19 12:27:43 PM

I just read the article. I like how they refer to his "quick release". Made me laugh.

utsagrad123		2012-07-19 12:28:12 PM

But you and I are mature adults; we've both seen our share of pornographic materials.

Mawson of the Antarctic		2012-07-19 12:28:27 PM

We're missing the bigger picture here, may we all be blessed enough to be able to spank it still when we're 78.

/The spirit is willing, ~~but~~ and the flesh ~~is weak~~ is rock hard.

LonMead		2012-07-19 12:29:07 PM

What happens when Fred Willard can't get a room at LaQuinta?

He spanks his monkey!

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NOLAhd		2012-07-19 12:29:58 PM

Give the guy credit for stil being able to rough up a supsect at 78.

Crewmannumber6		2012-07-19 12:31:27 PM

NOLAhd: Give the guy credit for stil being able to rough up a supsect at 78.

My new favorite euphemism

Justsometool		2012-07-19 12:31:28 PM

I GOT A REAL RED WAGON!

You_Really_Like_Me		2012-07-19 12:34:16 PM

The theater was showing "Step Dad 2". Sounds sorta gay...

natmar_76		2012-07-19 12:34:30 PM

titwrench: Was it in San Diego? We totally allow that now. You can do it right in the street if you want.

San Diegan checking in. I can confirm that you can get away with just about anything in San Diego. We just don't give a ****. Visit our beautiful city. Get naked in the street. Give us your tourist dollars, then go home.

Ebenator		2012-07-19 12:35:06 PM

I read that as Fred Ward. You know, Remo Williams himself.

Steve McQueen's Motorcycle		2012-07-19 12:35:38 PM

I always thought he was teh gey.

Brother_Mouzone		2012-07-19 12:37:05 PM

ah, that's depressing. that guy is great in everything he has ever done. and then at 78 he does that. actually that gives me hope. I hope I am still masturbating at that age.

Crewmannumber6		2012-07-19 12:38:35 PM

Brother_Mouzone: ah, that's depressing. that guy is great in everything he has ever done. and then at 78 he does that. actually that gives me hope. I hope I am still masturbating at that age.

I don't know at what age you stop, but I do know it isn't 52.

bungle_jr		2012-07-19 12:42:05 PM

i have NEVER and will NEVER understand how spanking it in a porno theater is an arrestable offense!

like someone up there ^ said, did someone look away from the giant sexual act on screen to see him and get offended? same with pee wee

yes, there are still some such theaters around...dallas, for one, has at least 1 really popular one called LIDO