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(Hartford Courant)   Elvis impersonator leaves his babies / and now has a new place to dwell / They took him away down the street / to the PD's jail cell   (courant.com) divider line 28
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2012-07-19 08:17:03 AM
I wonder if it was this guy...

scrapetv.com
 
2012-07-19 11:16:27 AM
Allow me to be the first to complain about the headline's horrible butchering of the rhythm of Heartbreak Hotel.
 
2012-07-19 11:20:35 AM

Demetrius: I wonder if it was this guy...

[scrapetv.com image 360x524]


Why does fat elvis have a vagina? a plump, expressive, pouting, vagina?
 
2012-07-19 11:22:06 AM
After finding himself alone in the shower block, he now sings a different version of Jailhouse Rock.
 
2012-07-19 11:25:44 AM

Highroller48: Allow me to be the first to complain about the headline's horrible butchering of the rhythm of Heartbreak Hotel.


Allow me to be the second. Jesus, subby, that wasn't even close.
 
2012-07-19 11:29:08 AM

John Buck 41: Highroller48: Allow me to be the first to complain about the headline's horrible butchering of the rhythm of Heartbreak Hotel.

Allow me to be the second. Jesus, subby, that wasn't even close.


Glad to see it wasn't just me. Thirded.
 
2012-07-19 11:31:57 AM
Frightening Fact:

In 1976 there were only 9 working Elvis impersonators.
Today, there are over 26,000 worldwide.

At this rate, by the year 2033, 1 out of every 11 people will be an Elvis impersonator.
 
2012-07-19 11:32:37 AM

Highroller48: Allow me to be the first to complain about the headline's horrible butchering of the rhythm of Heartbreak Hotel.


Came in to say this. What is it, pentameter?
 
2012-07-19 11:36:15 AM
Elvis,here's the rule:

Love them tender. Love them do. Never let them go.
 
2012-07-19 11:37:21 AM
Guy sounds like a hound dog.
 
2012-07-19 11:37:24 AM
doubled99: Frightening Fact:

In 1976 there were only 9 working Elvis impersonators.
Today, there are over 26,000 worldwide.

At this rate, by the year 2033, 1 out of every 11 people will be an Elvis impersonator.


Fun fact, Elvis once finished 2nd at an Elvis look a like contest while he was still alive.
 
2012-07-19 11:37:52 AM
The lyrics were based on a report in The Miami Herald about a man who had destroyed all his identity papers and jumped to his death from a hotel window, leaving a suicide note with the single line, "I walk a lonely street".
 
2012-07-19 11:38:38 AM

doubled99: Frightening Fact:

In 1976 there were only 9 working Elvis impersonators.
Today, there are over 26,000 worldwide.

At this rate, by the year 2033, 1 out of every 11 people will be an Elvis impersonator.


I once worked with a guy who was an Elvis impersonator on the side. He was a very strange cat.
 
2012-07-19 12:18:58 PM
IDK, I think Subs did a fine job. He can't help it if you guys are tone deaf. Good job Subby.
i.verylol.com

/hot, lie a hunka, hunka burnin' love
 
2012-07-19 12:20:25 PM

drongozone: Highroller48: Allow me to be the first to complain about the headline's horrible butchering of the rhythm of Heartbreak Hotel.

Came in to say this. What is it, pentameter?


Yep. This.
 
2012-07-19 12:21:34 PM
There's a good chance the slashies may not have been part of the original headline.
 
2012-07-19 12:33:38 PM

Demetrius: There's a good chance the slashies may not have been part of the original headline.

Now now, don't let a valid excuse get in the way. There is already a line forming at the torch and pitchfork stand. You can't stop the mob now with something as simple as reason.
 
2012-07-19 12:36:14 PM

OBBN: IDK, I think Subs did a fine job. He can't help it if you guys are tone deaf. Good job Subby.

Demetrius: There's a good chance the slashies may not have been part of the original headline.

Thre is NO way to read that headline (slashies or not) that mirrors the rhythm of the original song.

Maybe something like:

The deadbeat left his Babies
He's got a new place to dwell
It's down at the corner of 3rd and Main in a solitary cell

 
2012-07-19 12:50:46 PM
www.chafee.net

/approves
//jabroni
 
2012-07-19 12:59:33 PM
Came for Spinal Tap, leaving disappointed
 
2012-07-19 01:01:25 PM

Empty Matchbook: [www.chafee.net image 296x359]

/approves
//jabroni


"I think it must be next door you're wanting strange-lady-Mrs.-Miggins-whom-I've-never-seen-before."

:)
 
2012-07-19 01:05:11 PM

mattg: Came for Spinal Tap, leaving disappointed


It really puts perspective on things, though, doesn't it?
 
2012-07-19 01:55:31 PM
My favorite Elvis impersonator is Tortelvis from the band Dredd Zepplin.

(YouTube Deadd Zepplin Black Dog if you never heard them)
 
2012-07-19 02:48:19 PM

abfalter: My favorite Elvis impersonator is Tortelvis from the band Dredd Zepplin.

(YouTube Deadd Zepplin Black Dog if you never heard them)


I have all the Dread Zeppelin albums, going way back...

i.imgur.com


On another note, if anybody bothered to read the article, they'd see it was some guy who worked WITH an impersonator who abandoned his kids at a hotel.
 
2012-07-19 03:10:17 PM
Headline sounds f*cking barber shop ragga.

/thoroughly depressing
 
2012-07-19 03:37:29 PM

DecemberNitro: Headline sounds f*cking barber shop ragga.

/thoroughly depressing


Too MUCH farking perspective!
 
2012-07-19 11:40:06 PM
being the self-appointed late night watcher of other peoples hotel activities is way weirder than being an impersonator. unless the goddamned BatMan lives there.
 
2012-07-21 12:25:46 AM

Prevailing Wind: Demetrius: I wonder if it was this guy...

[scrapetv.com image 360x524]

Why does fat elvis have a vagina? a plump, expressive, pouting, vagina?


For starters, the word you're looking for isn't even vagina. The vagina is an internal structure not visible from the outside. What you mean to say is vulva.

And the reason Elvis has a cameltoe is that his britches are too tight. Presumably because otherwise he'd have a whole lotta shaking going on.
 
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