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2012-07-19 04:53:08 AM  
In a few days that's going to start smelling like TFD.
 
2012-07-19 07:22:13 AM  
Meanwhile in Finland...
 
2012-07-19 07:33:29 AM  
rookery.s3.amazonaws.com

"THANK YOU GOD!"
 
2012-07-19 09:32:44 AM  
Oh my cod.
 
2012-07-19 09:44:52 AM  
Where's a spaghetti and garlic truck when you need them.

/Obviously in Southern Italy

Spaghetti con Acciughe
 
2012-07-19 11:10:05 AM  
How many Polacks does it take to spill 24 tons of sardines onto a road after forgetting to close the back door of the truck?

Just one.
 
2012-07-19 11:37:00 AM  
simpsons did it

perennialcandidate.com
 
2012-07-19 11:40:45 AM  
"What a pilchard! Dopey lorry driver..."

media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-19 11:42:03 AM  
Pilchard (pĭl'chərd) n. Any of various small marine fishes related to the herrings, especially a commercially important edible species, Sardina pilchardus, of European waters.
[Origin unknown.]
 
2012-07-19 11:42:04 AM  
Pilchard?

www.toywebb.net

I guess Pilchard would approve.
 
2012-07-19 11:42:09 AM  
I'm surprised the police missed the obvious pun, "we're still investigating but we're pretty sure there was something fishy about this accident."
 
2012-07-19 11:44:25 AM  
Picard?

images.wikia.com
 
2012-07-19 11:45:47 AM  
after herring about this story, i would de-fin-itely bassk more questions....

//i am so bored at work.
 
2012-07-19 11:47:26 AM  
That's what I call a fishy situation!

Thanks guys, I'll be here all night.
 
2012-07-19 11:51:41 AM  
This reminds me of the Polish coyote that got caught in a trap. It chewed three legs off and was still caught in the trap.
 
2012-07-19 11:52:34 AM  
Oh my god what a waste of tastiness! ...now where is the cracker truck???
 
2012-07-19 11:52:57 AM  
Ha! Take that Charles Hoy Fort!

Even your Mad Fishmonger never dreamt of dropping 24 tons on the road. Sometimes reality is stupider than weird news.
 
2012-07-19 11:53:27 AM  
That sure seems like a lot of fish to be stuffed into one truck. They must have had them packed in there like... like... I don't know what's a good comparison here?
 
2012-07-19 11:55:34 AM  
pikabu.ru

FREE MEAL FOR ZOIDBERG!
 
2012-07-19 11:55:42 AM  
'At first we thought it was some sort of divine judgement - like a plague of locusts or frogs,' said one motorist Wladyslaw Nowak, 62.
ts4.mm.bing.net
 
2012-07-19 11:56:49 AM  

fzumrk: That sure seems like a lot of fish to be stuffed into one truck. They must have had them packed in there like... like... I don't know what's a good comparison here?


Hookers in a car trunk?
 
2012-07-19 11:58:08 AM  
'You could say it's the scales of justice,' said one officer.

Confused. Surely that pun doesn't work in Polish?
 
2012-07-19 11:58:30 AM  
Damn, what a waste of good fish.

Damn it, now I want some fine sardines and a good mustard sauce.
 
2012-07-19 11:59:23 AM  

fzumrk: That sure seems like a lot of fish to be stuffed into one truck. They must have had them packed in there like... like... I don't know what's a good comparison here?


Illegal immigrants?
 
2012-07-19 12:01:14 PM  
did the shipment come from a small island in the middle of the Atlantic?
 
2012-07-19 12:03:45 PM  
At some point a blind man is going to walk by and say 'Good Day Ladies.'
 
2012-07-19 12:05:56 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-07-19 12:07:18 PM  
I guess that truck

*puts on sunglasses*

really tipped the scales.
 
2012-07-19 12:08:00 PM  
List of rains of fish and frogs in the movies and on TV:

Fish:
Red Dwarf, Season 5, Episode 1, "Confidence and Paranoia"

Frogs:
Magnolia

That is all.

By the way, the frogs that rain in Magnolia are the wrong kind of frogs. They are large adult Bullfrogs you can buy from frog ranchers who raise them for the educational and scientific and French cuisine market. Rains of frogs invariably consist of small frogs of the sort that migrate from ponds when it rains.
 
2012-07-19 12:11:26 PM  
I wonder what it smelt like.
 
2012-07-19 12:13:09 PM  
I'm surprised there aren't tons of birds or cats in the pictures showing up for the buffet...
 
2012-07-19 12:17:05 PM  
It appears someone drove through the sardines. Most definitely would get rid of that new car smell.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-07-19 12:18:44 PM  

MAYORBOB: It appears someone drove through the sardines. Most definitely would get rid of that new car smell.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 850x633]


without STOPPING TO EAT THEM
that's SACRILICIOUS

religionpluscollege.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-19 12:24:43 PM  
images.wikia.com
Overjoyed.

/Nothing is obscure on the internet
//Not even my silly Japanese vidjamagames
///"The power of SARDINES!"
 
2012-07-19 12:25:09 PM  

MattyBlast: I wonder what it smelt like.


static6.businessinsider.com
 
2012-07-19 12:27:09 PM  
There is a joke here about a Polish truck driver named Stash.
 
2012-07-19 12:29:20 PM  
images4.wikia.nocookie.net

/Hope they saved enough for one can.
 
2012-07-19 12:34:54 PM  

offmymeds: MattyBlast: I wonder what it smelt like.

[static6.businessinsider.com image 400x300]


No, even after a week or two, the sardines would smell better.
 
2012-07-19 12:37:12 PM  
It was intentional. He was trying to lure Godzilla.

/Or at least that thing Tristar called 'Godzilla'.
 
2012-07-19 12:40:38 PM  
Mmmm sardines!
 
2012-07-19 12:41:44 PM  

Nina9: I'm surprised there aren't tons of birds or cats in the pictures showing up for the buffet...


Seconded. I'm surprised they didn't release a bunch of cats or seagulls...
 
2012-07-19 12:41:46 PM  

WordsnCollision: [images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 350x242]

/Hope they saved enough for one can.


t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-07-19 12:45:54 PM  
I bet it smells like Lindsey Lohan's cooter on a hot day
 
2012-07-19 01:34:19 PM  

fzumrk: That sure seems like a lot of fish to be stuffed into one truck. They must have had them packed in there like... like... I don't know what's a good comparison here?


That's rather humorous.

Note to self, take drink before or after reading farkin comments, not during.

Now where's a towel.
 
2012-07-19 03:01:13 PM  

Posh Naranek: 'At first we thought it was some sort of divine judgement - like a plague of locusts or frogs,' said one motorist Wladyslaw Nowak, 62.
[ts4.mm.bing.net image 203x300]


Obviously God wants Toast Points and diced red onion.
 
2012-07-19 03:01:49 PM  

fzumrk: That sure seems like a lot of fish to be stuffed into one truck. They must have had them packed in there like... like... I don't know what's a good comparison here?


Bravo!
 
2012-07-19 03:04:00 PM  

State_College_Arsonist: Damn, what a waste of good fish.

Damn it, now I want some fine sardines and a good mustard sauce.


This. Now I am hungry for sardines in dijon mustard.
 
2012-07-19 03:22:02 PM  
i406.photobucket.com

SARDINE?
 
2012-07-19 03:43:49 PM  
->See link "Holy Crap"
->Go to link, see sardines all over the road.
->"Wait a minute, that did say "Holy Crap" right? Please tell me he didn't title it "Holy Carp"."
->Hit the back button
->Facepalm
 
2012-07-19 04:58:43 PM  
Subby: Holy carp


I'm a trout sardine, stupid!

/obscure?
//not on FARK
 
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