Violence and public urination in Belltown? Yep, the police are all over it; they're working in shifts.

Remember, if you shake it more than twice you're playing with it.

milk, milk, lemonade, 'round the corner fudge is made.

Isn't that what grundge artists and homeless people do anyway?

Deficator?

I used to work for National Express East Anglia on the customer complaints desk after finishing uni in 2006. Best complaint I got was about a phantom shiatter operating on the East Coast line that would poop on a seat in the first class carriages so that richer passengers had the pleasure of sitting on it. I don't think they were ever caught.

To their credit there was never someone pooping on the standard class seats...but then they're filthy already.

\csb
\\walked out of that job - immensely satisfying to say, "well fark you all then" and stroll out with a manager begging me to stay. Best. Quit. Ever.

Suspect's name is I.P. Freely

fat boy: Deficator?

Someone who steals ficuses.

RoyBatty: Flakeloaf: fat boy: Deficator?

Someone who steals ficuses.

Someone who steals half your speakers.

So what's a "urinater" then - someone who tells you to pee in the forest?

He's Chinese-- It's a joke.

Flakeloaf: fat boy: Deficator?

Someone who steals ficuses.

Vegitrons everywhere are growing nervous .

They call my Mellow Yellow...quite righteously

GIS for 'deficator'

Put out an APB on Big Bird!

Hire the TSA to watch every adult male pee into a cup for DNA match.

Urine big trouble.

I'm less concerned about the urination than I am about, you know, THE ASSAULT AND BATTERY.

Way to bury the lede

He was wearing a black Chicago White Sox jersey



It's my crazy Uncle Jerry. He's pissed because Phil Humber will start the series finale in Detroit Sunday and Dylan Axelrod will go into the bullpen for now.

FTA: "The man then lunged at the group, shoved three group members and slapped one woman in the face, also leaving a cut on her neck. When one man in the group tried to get in between the suspect and the woman, the suspect punched him several times."

Typical Seattlites. A group of four gets beat down by one guy. Candy-asses.

Taking a leak in Belltown? Sounds like he was peeing in the right place.

Urination in belltown? I'm surprised anyone noticed. Not like it worsened the smell in any way.

Allen. The end.:

Typical Seattlites. A group of four gets beat down by one guy. Candy-asses.

I think "beat down" is a stretch... plus they were probably on their way to also get hammered and didn't want to waste more time then they had to with a public defecator. Seattlites don't like wasting their time on stupid shiat.

...Which doesn't exactly explain this post.

Sidebar: SPD, you have way more important things to be doing. Like salvaging your sordid reputation. I know it, you know it, we all know this whole "investigation" is a buncha crap. Go deal with the crack problem, PLEASE.

Treefingers: Allen. The end.:

Typical Seattlites. A group of four gets beat down by one guy. Candy-asses.

I think "beat down" is a stretch... plus they were probably on their way to also get hammered and didn't want to waste more time then they had to with a public defecator. Seattlites don't like wasting their time on stupid shiat.

...Which doesn't exactly explain this post.

Sidebar: SPD, you have way more important things to be doing. Like salvaging your sordid reputation. I know it, you know it, we all know this whole "investigation" is a buncha crap. Go deal with the crack problem, PLEASE.

Damn straight! And thank you for spelling "defecator" correctly. I must get a life...