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(Some Guy)   John Cena's divorce is settled amicably after his ex-Wife gets an Attitude Adjustment. Looks like the pre-nup was still real to the Judge   (dbtechno.com) divider line 94
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2012-07-19 10:49:02 AM
What happened was he lost on every one of the petitions he had filed, seemed to have completely lost this, only to have the lawyer of him use three basic things he learned in the law school to suddenly gain the win.
 
2012-07-19 11:33:42 AM
"...have decides..."?
"...which is a reportedly $18 million"?

Great job, "Staff" of dbtechno.com.
 
2012-07-19 11:33:51 AM
Oh, you didn't know?

Your ass betta CAAAAALLLLLLL SOMEBODDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...else.
 
2012-07-19 11:36:25 AM

meow said the dog: What happened was he lost on every one of the petitions he had filed, seemed to have completely lost this, only to have the lawyer of him use three basic things he learned in the law school to suddenly gain the win.


I see what you did there.
 
2012-07-19 11:38:25 AM
YOU CAN'T SUE ME
MY CASH IS MINE
 
2012-07-19 11:40:56 AM
$18 million? That is a lot of steroids!
 
2012-07-19 11:41:48 AM
maniacjoe.com
 
2012-07-19 11:45:31 AM
BAH GAWD KING! THAT MAN HAD A FAMILY!
 
2012-07-19 12:01:08 PM
Who was the wwe employee he was supposedly slamming?
 
2012-07-19 12:04:07 PM
I guess it's back to the Five-Knuckle Shuffle for Cena.
 
2012-07-19 12:05:07 PM

Igor Jakovsky: Who was the wwe employee he was supposedly slamming?


kccollegegameday.com
 
2012-07-19 12:13:46 PM
Thank you subby. This was better than mine. I just couldn't get the pound to work.
 
2012-07-19 12:17:15 PM

Igor Jakovsky: Who was the wwe employee he was supposedly slamming?


He apparently was tapping Mickie James' luscious booty (can you blame him?). Also Kenny "Dykstra" hinted Cena also banged Lisa Varon (Victoria/Tara)
 
2012-07-19 12:21:17 PM
Cena no-sells divorce.
 
2012-07-19 12:22:25 PM

FinFangFark: Igor Jakovsky: Who was the wwe employee he was supposedly slamming?

He apparently was tapping Mickie James' luscious booty (can you blame him?). Also Kenny "Dykstra" hinted Cena also banged Lisa Varon (Victoria/Tara)


Mickie is hot as hell, but damn...if rumors are true, she's been around the locker room a few times.
 
2012-07-19 12:28:24 PM
t3.gstatic.com
 
2012-07-19 12:29:09 PM
media.monstersandcritics.com

www.j-cena.com

wwesuperstarswallpapers.com

John Cena loves the troops!

i234.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-19 12:35:07 PM

Rickenbacker: FinFangFark: Igor Jakovsky: Who was the wwe employee he was supposedly slamming?

He apparently was tapping Mickie James' luscious booty (can you blame him?). Also Kenny "Dykstra" hinted Cena also banged Lisa Varon (Victoria/Tara)

Mickie is hot as hell, but damn...if rumors are true, she's been around the locker room a few times.


I believe she did some porno in her early days. I'm sure some knowledgable Farker could verify whether that was true or not.
 
2012-07-19 12:36:25 PM

Igor Jakovsky: Who was wasn't the wwe employee he was supposedly slamming?


It's easier to narrow it down that way.
 
2012-07-19 12:36:49 PM
Mickie? She did some nudes....I think it was just before she went to TNA or during...not sure.
 
2012-07-19 12:37:02 PM

pkellmey: Rickenbacker: FinFangFark: Igor Jakovsky: Who was the wwe employee he was supposedly slamming?

He apparently was tapping Mickie James' luscious booty (can you blame him?). Also Kenny "Dykstra" hinted Cena also banged Lisa Varon (Victoria/Tara)

Mickie is hot as hell, but damn...if rumors are true, she's been around the locker room a few times.

I believe she did some porno in her early days. I'm sure some knowledgable Farker could verify whether that was true or not.


A little GIS'ing and...

r23.imgfast.net

If you know you know.
 
2012-07-19 12:40:46 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: pkellmey: Rickenbacker: FinFangFark: Igor Jakovsky: Who was the wwe employee he was supposedly slamming?

He apparently was tapping Mickie James' luscious booty (can you blame him?). Also Kenny "Dykstra" hinted Cena also banged Lisa Varon (Victoria/Tara)

Mickie is hot as hell, but damn...if rumors are true, she's been around the locker room a few times.

I believe she did some porno in her early days. I'm sure some knowledgable Farker could verify whether that was true or not.

A little GIS'ing and...

[r23.imgfast.net image 200x313]

If you know you know.


Oh I know and I wish I didnt....


/that being said, I still would
//in a heartbeat
 
2012-07-19 12:46:58 PM
Sounds like a Keys to Victory is needed on Monday.
 
2012-07-19 12:49:53 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Sounds like a Keys to Victory is needed on Monday.


There have always been four, not three, keys to victory.

Hustle, Loyalty, Respect and Strange.
 
2012-07-19 12:55:36 PM

FinFangFark: Mickie? She did some nudes....I think it was just before she went to TNA or during...not sure.


VERY NSFW Link
 
2012-07-19 01:02:09 PM
And that's in addition to all the rats he allegedly was banging. Considering his admitted favoring of fatties, he probably didn't want anyone seeing how deep that ran, lol.
 
2012-07-19 01:30:58 PM

meow said the dog: What happened was he lost on every one of the petitions he had filed, seemed to have completely lost this, only to have the lawyer of him use three basic things he learned in the law school to suddenly gain the win.


Impressive
 
2012-07-19 01:48:46 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Sounds like a Keys to Victory is needed on Monday.


You know what, with them going all out on Monday, it might be a good show after it's all about the game and until Cena is left in the ring raising the belt to the troops. Keys to Victory will take the thread to another level.
 
2012-07-19 01:52:51 PM

robsul82: And that's in addition to all the rats he allegedly was banging. Considering his admitted favoring of fatties, he probably didn't want anyone seeing how deep that ran, lol.


lol Cena is a chubby chaser? Although I guess that is wise, considering your average ring rat.
 
2012-07-19 01:55:46 PM

pkellmey: Rickenbacker: FinFangFark: Igor Jakovsky: Who was the wwe employee he was supposedly slamming?

He apparently was tapping Mickie James' luscious booty (can you blame him?). Also Kenny "Dykstra" hinted Cena also banged Lisa Varon (Victoria/Tara)

Mickie is hot as hell, but damn...if rumors are true, she's been around the locker room a few times.

I believe she did some porno in her early days. I'm sure some knowledgable Farker could verify whether that was true or not.


yep it is even on the web
 
2012-07-19 01:55:47 PM

machoprogrammer: $18 million? That is a lot of steroids!


Don't forget about the taxes.

farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-07-19 02:22:13 PM

RepoManTSM: FinFangFark: Mickie? She did some nudes....I think it was just before she went to TNA or during...not sure.

VERY NSFW Link


Yep, a little more than your average TnA shots (not to be confused with TNA shots).

/just say no to clenis, though
//ewwww
 
2012-07-19 02:32:50 PM
This isn't the Impact thread tonight, is it? :-(
 
2012-07-19 02:37:31 PM
He was married to Elizabeth Hūsker Dū?
 
2012-07-19 02:42:20 PM

The Shroom: machoprogrammer: $18 million? That is a lot of steroids!

Don't forget about the taxes.

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 234x325]


IRS was one of the most underrated wrestlers imo
 
2012-07-19 02:45:45 PM

FinFangFark: He apparently was tapping Mickie James' luscious booty (can you blame him?). Also Kenny "Dykstra" hinted Cena also banged Lisa Varon (Victoria/Tara)


hell, she admitted that they suplexed each other back in 2002
 
2012-07-19 02:47:29 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: FinFangFark: He apparently was tapping Mickie James' luscious booty (can you blame him?). Also Kenny "Dykstra" hinted Cena also banged Lisa Varon (Victoria/Tara)

hell, she admitted that they suplexed each other back in 2002


Tara admitted it, I should say.
 
2012-07-19 02:56:52 PM

Apollonia James: Cena no-sells divorce.


I snorted while laughing at this

/don't judge me
 
2012-07-19 02:58:24 PM

machoprogrammer: robsul82: And that's in addition to all the rats he allegedly was banging. Considering his admitted favoring of fatties, he probably didn't want anyone seeing how deep that ran, lol.

lol Cena is a chubby chaser? Although I guess that is wise, considering your average ring rat.


Yep, lol. And he'll probably need a soft landing after Show or Rock cost him the title on Monday.
 
2012-07-19 03:01:52 PM

robsul82: machoprogrammer: robsul82: And that's in addition to all the rats he allegedly was banging. Considering his admitted favoring of fatties, he probably didn't want anyone seeing how deep that ran, lol.

lol Cena is a chubby chaser? Although I guess that is wise, considering your average ring rat.

Yep, lol. And he'll probably need a soft landing after Show or Rock cost him the title on Monday.


lol, as a pro-wrestler, that would mean you could have any ring rat you wanted, since, well, let's face it... Most female wrestling fans are not exactly skipping the buffet table.
 
2012-07-19 03:05:37 PM

robsul82: Considering his admitted favoring of fatties


Citation and pics needed.
 
2012-07-19 03:06:15 PM

kmaywfec: He was married to Elizabeth Hūsker Dū?


I know. It makes no sense at all.
 
2012-07-19 03:20:30 PM

machoprogrammer: robsul82: machoprogrammer: robsul82: And that's in addition to all the rats he allegedly was banging. Considering his admitted favoring of fatties, he probably didn't want anyone seeing how deep that ran, lol.

lol Cena is a chubby chaser? Although I guess that is wise, considering your average ring rat.

Yep, lol. And he'll probably need a soft landing after Show or Rock cost him the title on Monday.

lol, as a pro-wrestler, that would mean you could have any ring rat you wanted, since, well, let's face it... Most female wrestling fans are not exactly skipping the buffet table.


A plethora of options if that's your style, yeah.

Jim from Saint Paul: robsul82: Considering his admitted favoring of fatties

Citation and pics needed.


LOL, he said it on Stern a few years ago. He likes them and furthermore the locker room once dared him to have sex with a 300-pounder after a show, so he did it. Batista's "you keep on kissing babies and hugging fat girls" insult in 2010 was partly in reference to it.
 
2012-07-19 03:25:03 PM
And on another note, since I'll be doing the Dark Knight trilogy tonight, I'll be missing Impact. Actually DVRing Impact because I don't want to miss TNA? Craziness!
 
2012-07-19 03:30:20 PM

robsul82: LOL, he said it on Stern a few years ago. He likes them and furthermore the locker room once dared him to have sex with a 300-pounder after a show, so he did it. Batista's "you keep on kissing babies and hugging fat girls" insult in 2010 was partly in reference to it.


What a piece of shiat, exposing his wife to diabetes like that.
 
2012-07-19 03:34:30 PM

robsul82: h


Stupid stupid mark.
 
2012-07-19 04:00:33 PM

robsul82: And on another note, since I'll be doing the Dark Knight trilogy tonight, I'll be missing Impact. Actually DVRing Impact because I don't want to miss TNA? Craziness!


Local theater sold out before I could grab a ticket. T_T
 
2012-07-19 04:00:58 PM
So.... John Cena is the real fat chick thriller?

If Mike Awesome were alive, he'd be pissed at someone stealing his gimmick.

cdn.bleacherreport.net
 
2012-07-19 04:23:57 PM

robsul82: Jim from Saint Paul: robsul82: Considering his admitted favoring of fatties

Citation and pics needed.

LOL, he said it on Stern a few years ago. He likes them and furthermore the locker room once dared him to have sex with a 300-pounder after a show, so he did it. Batista's "you keep on kissing babies and hugging fat girls" insult in 2010 was partly in reference to it.


I found the audio on youtube and will listen when I get a chance.

Sounds like an interesting interview lol
 
2012-07-19 04:28:56 PM

Big Beef Burrito: robsul82: LOL, he said it on Stern a few years ago. He likes them and furthermore the locker room once dared him to have sex with a 300-pounder after a show, so he did it. Batista's "you keep on kissing babies and hugging fat girls" insult in 2010 was partly in reference to it.

What a piece of shiat, exposing his wife to diabetes like that.


static.tvguide.com

*five-knuckle shuffle*
 
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