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(Oregon Live)   Judge rules it's perfectly legal to strip naked in public if it's in protest of the TSA. Subby really hopes Olivia Wilde and Kate Upton are reading this and he's at the same airport as them the next time they fly   (oregonlive.com) divider line 62
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2012-07-19 10:33:28 AM
This has to end well for us.
 
2012-07-19 10:33:28 AM
 
2012-07-19 10:34:12 AM
Well duh, it's Portland.
 
2012-07-19 10:35:25 AM

NiceBeaver: Kate Upton doing the Cat Daddy

/thread over


i came
 
2012-07-19 10:35:43 AM
www.refinedguy.com


What subby's hope might look like.
 
2012-07-19 10:37:01 AM
..and

tipsweb.org
 
2012-07-19 10:37:31 AM
Why would anyone want to see a fat girl like Kate Upton naked?
 
2012-07-19 10:38:26 AM

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: Why would anyone want to see a fat girl like Kate Upton naked?


Just Die.
 
2012-07-19 10:39:36 AM

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: Why would anyone want to see a fat girl like Kate Upton naked?


Because I'm a chubby chaser.
/they're easier to catch
 
2012-07-19 10:39:44 AM

NiceBeaver: /thread over


You can't just declare yourself the winner of a thread. That's just tacky.
 
2012-07-19 10:40:36 AM

ajgeek: Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: Why would anyone want to see a fat girl like Kate Upton naked?

Because I'm a chubby chaser.
/they're easier to catch


And they really like putting things in their mouths.
 
2012-07-19 10:40:53 AM

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: Why would anyone want to see a fat girl like Kate Upton naked?


Or a woman with the body of a 12-year-old boy like Wilde?

There, we covered all the stupid trolling...this thread can now continue unabated with pictures of said too fat and too skinny women.
 
2012-07-19 10:42:08 AM
From another article:

Brennan, 50, demanded a jury trial in early May, but was turned down.

WTF????
 
2012-07-19 10:42:14 AM
Why is nudity a crime?
 
2012-07-19 10:42:46 AM
From another article:

Brennan, 50, demanded a jury trial in early May, but was turned down.

WTF???

At least the judge in this case did the right thing to find him not guilty.
 
2012-07-19 10:43:54 AM

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: Why would anyone want to see a fat girl like Kate Upton naked?


Know how I know?
 
2012-07-19 10:44:18 AM
You could also argue that a TSA checkpoint is federal property and there is no federal anti-nudity law.
 
2012-07-19 10:45:32 AM

generallyso: Why is nudity a crime?


It's not in Portland. They have the Naked Bike Ride every year where men, women, and children bike nude thru downtown. And children watch from along the route.

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-19 10:46:18 AM
Ya know...

I don't usually subscribe to the whole "Celebrity Worship" thing. Over the years (many) there have been very few that have made me go all drooly and crap. I think Michelle Pfeiffer was the last one (Hollywood Knights FTW). But Kate Upton is about the cutest damn thing I've ever seen. Good lord.

i174.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-19 10:50:01 AM

NiceBeaver: Kate Upton doing the Cat Daddy

/thread over


That one's too staged.

Just Stupid Cute
 
2012-07-19 10:50:22 AM
 
2012-07-19 10:53:47 AM
Portlandia, Keepin it Weird™.
 
2012-07-19 10:54:43 AM
shallononline.com

This picture somewhat ruined her for me. I can't get that damn 1:1 hip/waist ration thing out of my head every time I see her.

Don't get me wrong, I'd be very willing to give her an amazing 15 seconds, but that shape is just....odd.
 
2012-07-19 10:57:24 AM

mytdawg: NiceBeaver: Kate Upton doing the Cat Daddy

/thread over

That one's too staged.

Just Stupid Cute


Like the angry fist of god...
 
2012-07-19 11:03:24 AM
i'll just leave this right here...

www.modamee.com
 
2012-07-19 11:05:16 AM

generallyso: Why is nudity a crime?


Two words: ugly people.
 
2012-07-19 11:06:42 AM
Read the headline as Oscar Wilde and was trying to work out if it was a subtle twist on the Nothing to Declare quote.
 
2012-07-19 11:07:00 AM
www.barewalls.com

Go Portland!
 
2012-07-19 11:09:15 AM

Silly Jesus: This picture somewhat ruined her for me. I can't get that damn 1:1 hip/waist ration thing out of my head every time I see her.

Don't get me wrong, I'd be very willing to give her an amazing 15 seconds, but that shape is just....odd.


If she lost the 25 lbs she needs to lose, she would look great. Also, why is there a fully-dressed nun in the background of that picture?
 
2012-07-19 11:09:26 AM
This is an ingenious way to speed up the security lines.

Have an express lane for people who are willing to go through nude. All of the prudes can wait in the long, winding line for an hour.
 
2012-07-19 11:10:48 AM
You guys can fuss over Kate Upton or Olivia Wilde, but my dream? Alison Brie doffing her clothes in protest. Mmm...

Alison can jiggle just as good as Kate

i70.photobucket.com

i70.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-19 11:12:16 AM

mytdawg: Ya know...

I don't usually subscribe to the whole "Celebrity Worship" thing. Over the years (many) there have been very few that have made me go all drooly and crap. I think Michelle Pfeiffer was the last one (Hollywood Knights FTW). But Kate Upton is about the cutest damn thing I've ever seen. Good lord.



Really? She looks like just another cute Midwestern girl to me. And by the time any Midwestern or Southern girl hits their mid-twenties their appearance goes down hill FAST.

For me it's the coastal women that make my jaw drop ... even in their 30's and 40's.
 
2012-07-19 11:13:06 AM

Silly Jesus: This is an ingenious way to speed up the security lines.

Have an express lane for people who are willing to go through nude. All of the prudes can wait in the long, winding line for an hour.


But you'd still have to go through the full-body scanner to make sure that you're not hiding anything, um, internally.

/Why does that rubber glove go all the way to your shoulder?
 
2012-07-19 11:15:45 AM

ricochet4: i'll just leave this right here...

[www.modamee.com image 640x360]


I like that one because the reduction in make-up also reduces that vaguely "Irish changeling/third Elf from the left in LoTR" look of hers, which I find more disturbing than her scrawny, if otherwise fit, frame. This was used to good effect in "Cowboys vs. Aliens", where you could easily accept she was some sort of shape-shifter with oddly positioned eyes. Not as odd as Shannon "Would I?" Doherty, mind. That chick's deformed.

I have no comment on this Kate Upton person, otherwise that she seems a goofy farm girl with a decent rack kicked up to the "B" list. She's Wal-Mart anorexic.
 
2012-07-19 11:17:06 AM

hundreddollarman: You guys can fuss over Kate Upton or Olivia Wilde, but my dream? Alison Brie doffing her clothes in protest. Mmm...

Alison can jiggle just as good as Kate

[i70.photobucket.com image 600x400]

[i70.photobucket.com image 640x426]


She attended a nudist college of some sort.
 
2012-07-19 11:18:13 AM
Subby, if you want Olivia Wilde and Kate Upton to see you naked that badly, just flash them like respectable stalkers do.
 
2012-07-19 11:24:48 AM

HellRaisingHoosier: mytdawg: Ya know...

I don't usually subscribe to the whole "Celebrity Worship" thing. Over the years (many) there have been very few that have made me go all drooly and crap. I think Michelle Pfeiffer was the last one (Hollywood Knights FTW). But Kate Upton is about the cutest damn thing I've ever seen. Good lord.


Really? She looks like just another cute Midwestern girl to me. And by the time any Midwestern or Southern girl hits their mid-twenties their appearance goes down hill FAST.

For me it's the coastal women that make my jaw drop ... even in their 30's and 40's.



Grew up on coast. Now live in Indiana. Married here. Grass is always greener?
 
2012-07-19 11:25:27 AM

HellRaisingHoosier: mytdawg: Ya know...

I don't usually subscribe to the whole "Celebrity Worship" thing. Over the years (many) there have been very few that have made me go all drooly and crap. I think Michelle Pfeiffer was the last one (Hollywood Knights FTW). But Kate Upton is about the cutest damn thing I've ever seen. Good lord.


Really? She looks like just another cute Midwestern girl to me. And by the time any Midwestern or Southern girl hits their mid-twenties their appearance goes down hill FAST.

For me it's the coastal women that make my jaw drop ... even in their 30's and 40's.


When you get to be my age they're like Doberman puppies, they're all cute at that age. And no she's not stunning but as a old fat ugly drunk guy who's dreams were dashed long ago, she's close enough. Stunning is unobtainable and not relevant. Not that attractive to me. LIke James Bond cars. Sweet but I'm not allowed in the same parking lot. Cute is more like maybe she'd talk to me at a bar if she didn't think I was too creepy. Odds are not in my favor however.
 
2012-07-19 11:28:27 AM
media.oregonlive.com

#winning
 
2012-07-19 11:29:30 AM

Silly Jesus: hundreddollarman: You guys can fuss over Kate Upton or Olivia Wilde, but my dream? Alison Brie doffing her clothes in protest. Mmm...

Alison can jiggle just as good as Kate

[i70.photobucket.com image 600x400]

[i70.photobucket.com image 640x426]

She attended a nudist college of some sort.


Cal Arts isn't a nudist college, it's an art school. They just don't care if you're nude. You can swim in the pool nude, no one's going to complain. You can sunbathe nude, no one's going to complain. OMG life drawing classes with *gasp* nude models! ...no one's going to complain. The basement is filled with graffiti, too --40 years of students being creative, no permission needed, just express yourself. My roommate received his diploma in the nude, with a python around his neck, and traded an apple for the diploma. (Obvious biblical reference) The parents all laughed. There were many other performances and pranks at graduation ... no one complained. It's fun!

That said, there's not all that much nudity. No one really minds, there's no "forbidden" factor, and people just go about their day...
 
2012-07-19 11:29:52 AM

mytdawg: When you get to be my age they're like Doberman puppies, they're all cute at that age. And no she's not stunning but as a old fat ugly drunk guy who's dreams were dashed long ago, she's close enough. Stunning is unobtainable and not relevant. Not that attractive to me. LIke James Bond cars. Sweet but I'm not allowed in the same parking lot. Cute is more like maybe she'd talk to me at a bar if she didn't think I was too creepy. Odds are not in my favor however.


And I probably would have never known who she was if I hadn't stumbled onto that video of her dancing in the stadium. Never heard of her. That alone is why I think she's Stupid Cute. If I had seen that in person I probably would have fallen down the stairs.
 
2012-07-19 11:32:28 AM

StopLurkListen: Silly Jesus: hundreddollarman: You guys can fuss over Kate Upton or Olivia Wilde, but my dream? Alison Brie doffing her clothes in protest. Mmm...

Alison can jiggle just as good as Kate

[i70.photobucket.com image 600x400]

[i70.photobucket.com image 640x426]

She attended a nudist college of some sort.

Cal Arts isn't a nudist college, it's an art school. They just don't care if you're nude. You can swim in the pool nude, no one's going to complain. You can sunbathe nude, no one's going to complain. OMG life drawing classes with *gasp* nude models! ...no one's going to complain. The basement is filled with graffiti, too --40 years of students being creative, no permission needed, just express yourself. My roommate received his diploma in the nude, with a python around his neck, and traded an apple for the diploma. (Obvious biblical reference) The parents all laughed. There were many other performances and pranks at graduation ... no one complained. It's fun!

That said, there's not all that much nudity. No one really minds, there's no "forbidden" factor, and people just go about their day...


Sounds like an awesome place. Like...Europe.
 
2012-07-19 11:36:55 AM
What we hope Kate UIpton and Oivia Wilde look like at TSA screening

api.ning.com

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-19 11:41:53 AM
www.shinystakeout.com
Paging Dr Hadley, it's time for your physical. Please report to room 13.

/Plus once her Huntington's kicks off, she will be very wiggly in bed.
 
2012-07-19 11:52:35 AM
 
2012-07-19 12:20:19 PM
I think when I get home tonight I am going to have to look this matter over and post the link to the nude bike ride pictures site if someone doesn't beat me to it.
 
2012-07-19 12:49:53 PM
I hope to see katie holmes protesting at the TSA gate when I fly next week.
 
2012-07-19 01:03:13 PM
i've laid naked on a beach before. they don't care since i wasn't masturbating.

although the two often go hand in hand
 
2012-07-19 01:03:40 PM

Odd Bird: Incorrectly screened by Fark as non-image SFW


Doesn't come up.
 
2012-07-19 01:09:41 PM

AirborneBuckeye: Odd Bird: Incorrectly screened by Fark as non-image SFW

Doesn't come up.


Strange...
1) it comes up in my normal browser (IE8)
2) [right-click] link in my original post, copy-shortcut, paste to Firefox; and it comes up there.

Link in straight text; http://gallery.celebritypro.com/data/media/543/olivia-wilde-dana-tynan -2.jpg

This isn't the first time I've had an embedded image tossed out by the post screener. I'll try this from home tonight.
 
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