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(AZ Family)   Naked man spotted running around his neighborhood throwing himself against walls is finally caught in an alley only wearing a trash bag. Why yes, bath salts were involved   (azfamily.com ) divider line
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2012-07-19 09:43:58 AM  
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frigginrandom.com
2012-07-19 08:01:25 AM  
2 votes:

Satanus Maximus: Legalizing won't stop the r-tards...

"Only in America would a guy invent crack. Only in America would there be a guy that cocaine wasn't good enough for. You know?" - Denis Leary


I always imagined crack being invented like those old Reese's commercials. You got peanut butter in my chocolate,. You got chocolate in my peanut butter. You got cocaine in my baking soda. You got baking soda in my cocaine. Lets smoke it!
2012-07-19 03:44:03 AM  
2 votes:

farkityfarker: Sean-Paul?

People have hyphenated first names now?


brutalgamer.com
2012-07-19 03:17:36 AM  
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relcec: mxwjs: i'm gonna call, "anti bath salts propaganda"... i would like to see the "legalize all drugs" crew in here saying we don't need the gov't telling us what we can ingest.


man runs naked through arizona street has to be so *dog bites man* in that part of the country that they wouldn't even bother running this shiat if they couldn't proclaim it was the result of a scary new drug that drives people insane and will directly result in your face being eaten off unless you agree to ratcheting up the already hyper aggressive militarized surveillance state where the authorities have declared war on its own citizenry and you can't even intrusted to make basic life decisions for yourself.


similar to this, but with more breaths taken...
2012-07-19 02:29:15 PM  
1 vote:

Ass Exploder: I think I kinda wanna try me some of them bath salts.


Now available at Bed, Bathsalts & Bezombies.
2012-07-19 10:32:57 AM  
1 vote:

LoneWolf343: mxwjs: i'm gonna call, "anti bath salts propaganda"... i would like to see the "legalize all drugs" crew in here saying we don't need the gov't telling us what we can ingest.

If they didn't, we wouldn't have to make dangerous yet legal alternatives.


If you really "have to" ingest things you know are dangerous, then you really do have an addiction problem.
2012-07-19 06:59:44 AM  
1 vote:
i think the whole goal of bath salts, is to notify the world that research chemicals exist. and that MOST people expect vendors to mix a variety of chemicals together. MOST people don't want to go online and research the individual drugs. they want it in package form.

i don't blame them

i used to use Prodigy

i.cmpnet.com
2012-07-19 06:51:39 AM  
1 vote:
You know... they go on and on about the few bad apples that try bath salts and then rip their balls off. What about those of us who use it medicinally? Thanks to medicinal bath salts, I can punch brick walls and plate glass windows for hours. I can climb on the roof of the local convenience store and scream at the telephone pole for up to 45 minutes now. Before medicinal bath salts, I wouldn't even come up with a plausible reason to do that.
2012-07-19 06:44:32 AM  
1 vote:

relcec: mxwjs: i'm gonna call, "anti bath salts propaganda"... i would like to see the "legalize all drugs" crew in here saying we don't need the gov't telling us what we can ingest.


man runs naked through arizona street has to be so *dog bites man* in that part of the country that they wouldn't even bother running this shiat if they couldn't proclaim it was the result of a scary new drug that drives people insane and will directly result in your face being eaten off unless you agree to ratcheting up the already hyper aggressive militarized surveillance state where the authorities have declared war on its own citizenry and you can't even intrusted to make basic life decisions for yourself.



Are you on bath salts now?


Anyway, as it seems, because totally natural things like pot are still illegal, people are trying anything they can find to get high. This whole bath salts thing is brand new. It's like another version of sniffing glue. Oh, and let's not forget the jolt that crystal meth has brought upon the world (made from things that are totally legal).

Legalize the pot, and I pretty well can guarantee that 90% of this nonsense would stop.
2012-07-19 02:59:28 AM  
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Satanus Maximus: [www.electricsheepmagazine.co.uk image 690x369]


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Ruk
2012-07-19 02:33:33 AM  
1 vote:
These bath salts can really fark you up! People really need to stop taking so many baths with this stuff.
 
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