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(AZ Family)   Naked man spotted running around his neighborhood throwing himself against walls is finally caught in an alley only wearing a trash bag. Why yes, bath salts were involved   ( divider line
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4087 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Jul 2012 at 2:24 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-07-19 06:59:44 AM  
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i think the whole goal of bath salts, is to notify the world that research chemicals exist. and that MOST people expect vendors to mix a variety of chemicals together. MOST people don't want to go online and research the individual drugs. they want it in package form.

i don't blame them

i used to use Prodigy
2012-07-19 06:44:32 AM  
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relcec: mxwjs: i'm gonna call, "anti bath salts propaganda"... i would like to see the "legalize all drugs" crew in here saying we don't need the gov't telling us what we can ingest.

man runs naked through arizona street has to be so *dog bites man* in that part of the country that they wouldn't even bother running this shiat if they couldn't proclaim it was the result of a scary new drug that drives people insane and will directly result in your face being eaten off unless you agree to ratcheting up the already hyper aggressive militarized surveillance state where the authorities have declared war on its own citizenry and you can't even intrusted to make basic life decisions for yourself.

Are you on bath salts now?

Anyway, as it seems, because totally natural things like pot are still illegal, people are trying anything they can find to get high. This whole bath salts thing is brand new. It's like another version of sniffing glue. Oh, and let's not forget the jolt that crystal meth has brought upon the world (made from things that are totally legal).

Legalize the pot, and I pretty well can guarantee that 90% of this nonsense would stop.
2012-07-19 03:44:03 AM  
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farkityfarker: Sean-Paul?

People have hyphenated first names now?
2012-07-19 03:20:34 AM  
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FTFA: "After being apprehended, Branscome reportedly told police that he had ingested bath salts."

...and we're taking the word of a man who was last seen throwing himself at walls, while wearing a trash bag? Nifty.

Oh, wait. This is the latest hyped "OMG drug craze!"

Screw running tests and figuring out what he's on first. Alert the media. In fact, tell them he said it was bath salts, even if all he said was "Blag farn blippy wham doodle", before throwing himself at another wall.

/be scared, citizen
//be really scared
///the nice folks at Tazer have invented a new gadget we want to buy to incapacitate people who've looked at us wrong, and you'll never let us buy it if you're not more scared than you already are now
2012-07-19 02:36:15 AM  
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Seriously, why in the sweet flipping fark would you take this shiat? Does it do ANYTHING besides make you go completely batshiat crazy?

mxwjs: i'm gonna call, "anti bath salts propaganda"... i would like to see the "legalize all drugs" crew in here saying we don't need the gov't telling us what we can ingest.

As I understand it, the thing about bath salts is that they had to constantly slightly alter the chemical to keep it legal. Altering the chemistry of drugs can really fark you up; see also the various forms of 'synthetic marijuana'. If the original things were legalized, people wouldn't have to do that, and would be able to use the safer, more stable alternatives.

Personally? As long as it doesn't affect me, put whatever the fark you want into your body.
2012-07-19 02:30:27 AM  
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Now maybe it might be a good idea to get a gun....
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