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2012-07-19 02:30:27 AM
Now maybe it might be a good idea to get a gun....
 
2012-07-19 02:31:26 AM
i'm gonna call, "anti bath salts propaganda"... i would like to see the "legalize all drugs" crew in here saying we don't need the gov't telling us what we can ingest.
 
2012-07-19 02:33:16 AM
www.electricsheepmagazine.co.uk
 
Ruk
2012-07-19 02:33:33 AM
These bath salts can really fark you up! People really need to stop taking so many baths with this stuff.
 
2012-07-19 02:34:10 AM

mxwjs: i'm gonna call, "anti bath salts propaganda"... i would like to see the "legalize all drugs" crew in here saying we don't need the gov't telling us what we can ingest.


If they didn't, we wouldn't have to make dangerous yet legal alternatives.
 
2012-07-19 02:36:15 AM
Seriously, why in the sweet flipping fark would you take this shiat? Does it do ANYTHING besides make you go completely batshiat crazy?

mxwjs: i'm gonna call, "anti bath salts propaganda"... i would like to see the "legalize all drugs" crew in here saying we don't need the gov't telling us what we can ingest.


As I understand it, the thing about bath salts is that they had to constantly slightly alter the chemical to keep it legal. Altering the chemistry of drugs can really fark you up; see also the various forms of 'synthetic marijuana'. If the original things were legalized, people wouldn't have to do that, and would be able to use the safer, more stable alternatives.

Personally? As long as it doesn't affect me, put whatever the fark you want into your body.
 
2012-07-19 02:43:35 AM

mxwjs: i'm gonna call, "anti bath salts propaganda"... i would like to see the "legalize all drugs" crew in here saying we don't need the gov't telling us what we can ingest.



man runs naked through arizona street has to be so *dog bites man* in that part of the country that they wouldn't even bother running this shiat if they couldn't proclaim it was the result of a scary new drug that drives people insane and will directly result in your face being eaten off unless you agree to ratcheting up the already hyper aggressive militarized surveillance state where the authorities have declared war on its own citizenry and you can't even intrusted to make basic life decisions for yourself.
 
2012-07-19 02:44:04 AM

LordJiro: Seriously, why in the sweet flipping fark would you take this shiat? Does it do ANYTHING besides make you go completely batshiat crazy?


I think, at this point, with all the press, people will be taking it for the curiosity factor, to see how batshiat crazy one can actually get.
 
zez
2012-07-19 02:44:34 AM
Why are they always taking off their clothes? Do you feel hot or something?
 
2012-07-19 02:51:13 AM
"15-25 year old who can't handle drugs or alcohol does something stupid while on drugs or alcohol" Ric Romero reporting.
 
2012-07-19 02:54:36 AM
I am not sure if I am going to laugh or going to spit phlegm, but one thing gets it here as bullseye - naked people always get the news headline.
 
2012-07-19 02:56:04 AM
Sean-Paul?

People have hyphenated first names now?
 
2012-07-19 02:58:11 AM
talley ho farms?
 
2012-07-19 02:59:28 AM

Satanus Maximus: [www.electricsheepmagazine.co.uk image 690x369]


i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-19 03:00:26 AM
Thank god it wasn't George. That sunbiatch owes me twelve trash bags.
 
2012-07-19 03:11:03 AM

zez: Why are they always taking off their clothes? Do you feel hot or something?


No, do you?

Oh you meant the guy on drugs. Weelllll yeah, I think he must.
 
2012-07-19 03:17:36 AM

relcec: mxwjs: i'm gonna call, "anti bath salts propaganda"... i would like to see the "legalize all drugs" crew in here saying we don't need the gov't telling us what we can ingest.


man runs naked through arizona street has to be so *dog bites man* in that part of the country that they wouldn't even bother running this shiat if they couldn't proclaim it was the result of a scary new drug that drives people insane and will directly result in your face being eaten off unless you agree to ratcheting up the already hyper aggressive militarized surveillance state where the authorities have declared war on its own citizenry and you can't even intrusted to make basic life decisions for yourself.


similar to this, but with more breaths taken...
 
2012-07-19 03:20:05 AM
The applicability of local, state and possibly even federal law can only be determined through evaluation of photographic evidence, i.e., clear and convincing images of said nudity of person who allegedly ingested the bath salts.

/similar to teacher stories, I suppose, yes.
 
2012-07-19 03:20:34 AM
FTFA: "After being apprehended, Branscome reportedly told police that he had ingested bath salts."

...and we're taking the word of a man who was last seen throwing himself at walls, while wearing a trash bag? Nifty.

Oh, wait. This is the latest hyped "OMG drug craze!"

Screw running tests and figuring out what he's on first. Alert the media. In fact, tell them he said it was bath salts, even if all he said was "Blag farn blippy wham doodle", before throwing himself at another wall.

/be scared, citizen
//be really scared
///the nice folks at Tazer have invented a new gadget we want to buy to incapacitate people who've looked at us wrong, and you'll never let us buy it if you're not more scared than you already are now
 
2012-07-19 03:25:40 AM

mxwjs: relcec: mxwjs: i'm gonna call, "anti bath salts propaganda"... i would like to see the "legalize all drugs" crew in here saying we don't need the gov't telling us what we can ingest.


man runs naked through arizona street has to be so *dog bites man* in that part of the country that they wouldn't even bother running this shiat if they couldn't proclaim it was the result of a scary new drug that drives people insane and will directly result in your face being eaten off unless you agree to ratcheting up the already hyper aggressive militarized surveillance state where the authorities have declared war on its own citizenry and you can't even intrusted to make basic life decisions for yourself.

similar to this, but with more breaths taken...


damit
 
2012-07-19 03:31:46 AM
At least no one got eaten this time.
 
2012-07-19 03:44:03 AM

farkityfarker: Sean-Paul?

People have hyphenated first names now?


brutalgamer.com
 
2012-07-19 03:46:08 AM

Jirafa: At least no one got eaten this time.


True. He hadn't worked up enough of an appetite.
 
2012-07-19 04:21:43 AM

zez: Why are they always taking off their clothes? Do you feel hot or something?


Yes, these drugs increase your body temperature.
 
2012-07-19 04:25:48 AM

relcec: mxwjs: i'm gonna call, "anti bath salts propaganda"... i would like to see the "legalize all drugs" crew in here saying we don't need the gov't telling us what we can ingest.


man runs naked through arizona street has to be so *dog bites man* in that part of the country that they wouldn't even bother running this shiat if they couldn't proclaim it was the result of a scary new drug that drives people insane and will directly result in your face being eaten off unless you agree to ratcheting up the already hyper aggressive militarized surveillance state where the authorities have declared war on its own citizenry and you can't even intrusted to make basic life decisions for yourself.


Punctuation. How does it work?
 
2012-07-19 05:11:30 AM

Jirafa: At least no one got eaten this time.


Lol :)
 
2012-07-19 05:13:17 AM

Gordon Bennett: farkityfarker: Sean-Paul?

People have hyphenated first names now?

[brutalgamer.com image 450x300]


Geez.. I meant to "Lol" the Jean-Luc facepalm...
 
2012-07-19 05:52:21 AM

GDubDub: Jirafa: At least no one got eaten this time.

Lol :)


If you read the article that was buried a month after the story broke. The face eating guy wasn't on bath salts he just had plain old marijuana in his system from what the toxicology report said. Sooooooo!
 
2012-07-19 06:27:00 AM
bath salts = certain death

s1.hubimg.com
 
2012-07-19 06:30:32 AM

mxwjs: i'm gonna call, "anti bath salts propaganda"... i would like to see the "legalize all drugs" crew in here saying we don't need the gov't telling us what we can ingest.


The pro-ban crowd has already tried. They got the media hysteria going and they desperately want to add bath salts and synthetic weed to the list. While we were sleeping, had Obama sign paperwork to do just that.
Problem is the FDA has had trouble quantifying exactly what a "bath salt" is, and its not like the stuff is being sold with proper labeling for human ingestion. They can't even get around to doing proper testing on all the existing products.
The legislation was obsolete before it the ink dried.

I suppose the next step will be a "Ban all things!" approach that gives the FDA/DEA/whoever the right to review any chemical before sale. That or something equally clunky and unenforceable.
The Human body responds in strange ways to thousands of chemicals. Trying to forcibly block access to all of them is probably not a realistic goal. Not so long as there are paying customers anyway.

/Ban MONEY!!
 
2012-07-19 06:34:59 AM
"if THEY TAKE THEIR CLOTHES OFF IT MUST BE GOOD shiat"

is that what these people expect us to believe.

because if it is the case i'm gonna go masturbate behind this building.
coffee in hand.

scratch that
5 hour energy

img.youtube.com
 
2012-07-19 06:44:32 AM

relcec: mxwjs: i'm gonna call, "anti bath salts propaganda"... i would like to see the "legalize all drugs" crew in here saying we don't need the gov't telling us what we can ingest.


man runs naked through arizona street has to be so *dog bites man* in that part of the country that they wouldn't even bother running this shiat if they couldn't proclaim it was the result of a scary new drug that drives people insane and will directly result in your face being eaten off unless you agree to ratcheting up the already hyper aggressive militarized surveillance state where the authorities have declared war on its own citizenry and you can't even intrusted to make basic life decisions for yourself.



Are you on bath salts now?


Anyway, as it seems, because totally natural things like pot are still illegal, people are trying anything they can find to get high. This whole bath salts thing is brand new. It's like another version of sniffing glue. Oh, and let's not forget the jolt that crystal meth has brought upon the world (made from things that are totally legal).

Legalize the pot, and I pretty well can guarantee that 90% of this nonsense would stop.
 
2012-07-19 06:51:39 AM
You know... they go on and on about the few bad apples that try bath salts and then rip their balls off. What about those of us who use it medicinally? Thanks to medicinal bath salts, I can punch brick walls and plate glass windows for hours. I can climb on the roof of the local convenience store and scream at the telephone pole for up to 45 minutes now. Before medicinal bath salts, I wouldn't even come up with a plausible reason to do that.
 
2012-07-19 06:59:44 AM
i think the whole goal of bath salts, is to notify the world that research chemicals exist. and that MOST people expect vendors to mix a variety of chemicals together. MOST people don't want to go online and research the individual drugs. they want it in package form.

i don't blame them

i used to use Prodigy

i.cmpnet.com
 
2012-07-19 07:05:42 AM
i278.photobucket.com
TRASH BAGS! TRASH BAGS!

/One of my favorite episodes!
 
2012-07-19 07:15:00 AM

mxwjs: i'm gonna call, "anti bath salts propaganda"... i would like to see the "legalize all drugs" crew in here saying we don't need the gov't telling us what we can ingest.


Yep, your War On Some Drugs is really going quite well.

Another hundred years, another few trillion dollars, you may start making some REAL progress...

I think bigger prisons is the ticket.
 
2012-07-19 07:25:18 AM

Onkel Buck: [i278.photobucket.com image 453x639]
TRASH BAGS! TRASH BAGS!

/One of my favorite episodes!


Came here for 'howlin' mad' Murdock. Leaving happy.
 
2012-07-19 07:25:57 AM
Scary things can happen when judges try to do chemistry with Drug Warrior guidance:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Analog_Act
 
2012-07-19 07:51:20 AM
Legalizing won't stop the r-tards...

"Only in America would a guy invent crack. Only in America would there be a guy that cocaine wasn't good enough for. You know?" - Denis Leary
 
2012-07-19 08:00:34 AM

sleeper2995: GDubDub: Jirafa: At least no one got eaten this time.

Lol :)

If you read the article that was buried a month after the story broke. The face eating guy wasn't on bath salts he just had plain old marijuana in his system from what the toxicology report said. Sooooooo!


Except you then had to read that he probably DIDhave bath salts in his system but the toxicology report didn't pick it up. Experts said there's no way someone just on marijuana would act like that and take gunshots to various parts of his body and not even stop eating his victim while being shot.
 
2012-07-19 08:01:25 AM

Satanus Maximus: Legalizing won't stop the r-tards...

"Only in America would a guy invent crack. Only in America would there be a guy that cocaine wasn't good enough for. You know?" - Denis Leary


I always imagined crack being invented like those old Reese's commercials. You got peanut butter in my chocolate,. You got chocolate in my peanut butter. You got cocaine in my baking soda. You got baking soda in my cocaine. Lets smoke it!
 
2012-07-19 08:08:25 AM

LordJiro: Personally? As long as it doesn't affect me, put whatever the fark you want into your body.


In a purely ultra-libertarian idealistic way, I used to agree with that sentiment when I was about 17.

However, when reality sinks in, I think one of the huge problems with this philosophy is that it would extend to legal medications too. If we shrug our shoulders, and say we are going to completely deregulate what people willingly choose to ingest, then that logically extends to big pharma corporations or food companies. In other words, you can't hold harmless the people distributing some types of drugs, while simultaneously holding responsible the people distributing other types of drugs.

You would have to accept that big pharma (or food companies) would no longer be responsible for whatever bad thing, including deaths, happened because of any of their products. And I really don't think that is a situation we want to put ourselves in. I say that as a liberal who supports pot legalization.
 
2012-07-19 08:08:28 AM
Please tell me that this is also happening in other states, because it seems to be reported here too much.

/Arizonan
 
2012-07-19 08:14:24 AM

Walker: sleeper2995: GDubDub: Jirafa: At least no one got eaten this time.

Lol :)

If you read the article that was buried a month after the story broke. The face eating guy wasn't on bath salts he just had plain old marijuana in his system from what the toxicology report said. Sooooooo!

Except you then had to read that he probably DIDhave bath salts in his system but the toxicology report didn't pick it up. Experts said there's no way someone just on marijuana would act like that and take gunshots to various parts of his body and not even stop eating his victim while being shot.



i.imgur.com

The designer drugs used in bath salts and incense have hundreds of formulations, and are very difficult to test for... they are moving targets, which was part of the strategy when they developed this crap almost 10 years ago. The key effect that seems common among all these formulations is that they tend to raise the heart rate to around 185 (leading to an overwhelming sensation of heat, which often leads to the user removing clothes) and an unusually pervasive psychosis (drugs used to treat 'normal' psychotic episodes seem to be ineffective against bath salts/incense-induced psychosis, and episodes can last days)

By having all the formulations, they would shift to a new formula once an old formula got put on Schedule A as a narcotic. Being difficult and expensive to test for made enforcement a nightmare for states.

Even a high profile case like a face-eating, hopped-up pseudo zombie would still likely miss traces of these "new formulations" of designer drugs that he probably ingested from bath salts.

...but by all means, sleeper2995, continue snorting bath salts. I'm sure it will end well for you.
 
2012-07-19 08:40:24 AM

jmadisonbiii: Onkel Buck: [i278.photobucket.com image 453x639]
TRASH BAGS! TRASH BAGS!

/One of my favorite episodes!

Came here for 'howlin' mad' Murdock. Leaving happy.


Third...
 
2012-07-19 08:44:05 AM

mr lawson: jmadisonbiii: Onkel Buck: [i278.photobucket.com image 453x639]
TRASH BAGS! TRASH BAGS!

/One of my favorite episodes!

Came here for 'howlin' mad' Murdock. Leaving happy.

Third...


Was a GREAT episode....until they made an escape vehicle from the bags......
 
2012-07-19 08:49:48 AM

ThrobblefootSpectre: You would have to accept that big pharma (or food companies) would no longer be responsible for whatever bad thing, including deaths, happened because of any of their products.


Only those resulting from misuse or abuse of their products, I'd think... If they are marketting and selling them for a specific use, and someone takes them in a proper manner consistent with prescribed use, and they still die from undisclosed side-effects or whatever, then yes they could and should still be held liable... But, if someone starts downing handfuls of pills just to get high as a kite and ODs on the stuff, then the company should not be held liable... In a world where we legalized all drugs, I'm not sure many companies would want to take on the risk of selling some of the more dangerous drugs, because I'm not sure there's a way to market a "safe" use of something like crack... Maybe market it as something not to be ingested at all, like they do with these "bath salts"? In that case, fine, anyone stupid enough to buy it and smoke it is on their own...
 
2012-07-19 09:03:03 AM

RobSeace: Only those resulting from misuse or abuse of their products, I'd think...


Notice I was responding to the all out libertarian stance of anything you put in your body is your business period. If that's it, that's it.

You are going down the path of, "we still need to heavily regulate things even if they are legal and hold the distributors responsible", and I completely agree with you.
 
2012-07-19 09:16:00 AM

LoneWolf343: mxwjs: i'm gonna call, "anti bath salts propaganda"... i would like to see the "legalize all drugs" crew in here saying we don't need the gov't telling us what we can ingest.

If they didn't, we wouldn't have to make dangerous yet legal alternatives.


No. We'd just do legal crack instead. Good idea.
 
2012-07-19 09:18:02 AM
Please go back to naked land.....
 
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