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2012-07-19 12:12:25 AM
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2012-07-19 03:08:14 AM
A 34-year-old man was taken to a hospital after jumping out of a moving car early Tuesday morning because he couldn't stand bickering with his girlfriend any longer.

Although it was incredibly stupid, I have to give the guy props for doing something I've thought about doing many times, but was too afraid to try.
 
2012-07-19 03:08:54 AM

AKTurkey: A 34-year-old man was taken to a hospital after jumping out of a moving car early Tuesday morning because he couldn't stand bickering with his girlfriend any longer.

Although it was incredibly stupid, I have to give the guy props for doing something I've thought about doing many times, but was too afraid to try.


Yup. I'm sure most men have toyed with the idea at one time or another.
 
2012-07-19 03:15:41 AM
The times I have thought about it I wanted to time it so I hit the oncoming traffic head first. Have an exgirl friend that if I had to go back to her, I would jump head first into a rotating saw blade.
 
2012-07-19 03:22:11 AM

fusillade762: AKTurkey: A 34-year-old man was taken to a hospital after jumping out of a moving car early Tuesday morning because he couldn't stand bickering with his girlfriend any longer.

Although it was incredibly stupid, I have to give the guy props for doing something I've thought about doing many times, but was too afraid to try.

Yup. I'm sure most men have toyed with the idea at one time or another.


Amen.
 
2012-07-19 03:26:10 AM
He did what all of us have wanted to do when sitting in a car with an annoying woman.

A real American hero.
 
2012-07-19 03:26:40 AM
Bad dates are what killed the monkey in 'raiders of the lost ark'.
 
2012-07-19 03:29:29 AM
Yup, manys the time I have found myself weighing the cons of severe road rash and possible broken bones/death against the benefit of being away from that nagging biatch asap, but then I think that she would more than likely be sitting by my hospice bedside biatching and moaning the entire time so I couldn't even die in peace
 
2012-07-19 03:30:59 AM

illannoyin: Bad dates are what killed the monkey in 'raiders of the lost ark'.


goddamnit that was primo cognac you just caused me to shoot out my nose
 
2012-07-19 03:32:39 AM
I'm not following this so well.

He took her out on a date, but she's driving.
He is obviously the passenger, but he jumps out the rear door.

It doesn't add up. Even as a passenger, you'd expect he'd jump out the front passenger door.
 
2012-07-19 03:32:41 AM
yafh.com
 
2012-07-19 03:33:07 AM
If they won't stop bee-atching at you, leave.
It'll only get worse and who knows what may happen.
Some relationships and behavior you can not amend or improve.
Just run.....
 
2012-07-19 03:47:28 AM
i.usatoday.net
 
2012-07-19 03:50:58 AM
I think about jumping out of the car when i have to drive around with my mother. D:
 
2012-07-19 03:56:50 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I'm not following this so well.

He took her out on a date, but she's driving.
He is obviously the passenger, but he jumps out the rear door.

It doesn't add up. Even as a passenger, you'd expect he'd jump out the front passenger door.



'but as they drove home in the back of a friend's car, he said he had it with bickering with his girlfriend.'
 
2012-07-19 03:59:00 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I'm not following this so well.

He took her out on a date, but she's driving.
He is obviously the passenger, but he jumps out the rear door.

It doesn't add up. Even as a passenger, you'd expect he'd jump out the front passenger door.


Police said the man had taken his girlfriend
out for her birthday Monday night, but as
they drove home in the back of a friend's car,
he said he had it with bickering with his
girlfriend.

Too Soon?r27.imgfast.net
 
2012-07-19 04:01:13 AM
It is better to jump out of a moving vehicle than it is to ride with a contentious woman

/paraphrasing Proverbs 21:9
 
2012-07-19 04:03:00 AM
But great dates end with an appointment for a pregnancy scare and/or shotgun wedding.
 
2012-07-19 04:07:26 AM
A couple embroiled in a spat
Took stock to quickly realize that,
The tone of the row had softened somehow:
It had,in fact,led to a splat!
 
2012-07-19 04:08:21 AM
What about dates that end in barrel rolls
 
2012-07-19 04:51:38 AM

jtown: fusillade762: AKTurkey: A 34-year-old man was taken to a hospital after jumping out of a moving car early Tuesday morning because he couldn't stand bickering with his girlfriend any longer.

Although it was incredibly stupid, I have to give the guy props for doing something I've thought about doing many times, but was too afraid to try.

Yup. I'm sure most men have toyed with the idea at one time or another.

Amen.


Been there.
 
2012-07-19 05:10:27 AM

AKTurkey: A 34-year-old man was taken to a hospital after jumping out of a moving car early Tuesday morning because he couldn't stand bickering with his girlfriend any longer.

Although it was incredibly stupid, I have to give the guy props for doing something I've thought about doing many times, but was too afraid to try.


^^^^^^^^
THIS!
 
2012-07-19 05:42:56 AM

AKTurkey: A 34-year-old man was taken to a hospital after jumping out of a moving car early Tuesday morning because he couldn't stand bickering with his girlfriend any longer.

Although it was incredibly stupid, I have to give the guy props for doing something I've thought about doing many times, but was too afraid sober to try.


ftfy
 
2012-07-19 05:50:34 AM
She was probably singing Jimmy Crack Corn.
i189.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-19 06:26:37 AM

jtown: fusillade762: AKTurkey: A 34-year-old man was taken to a hospital after jumping out of a moving car early Tuesday morning because he couldn't stand bickering with his girlfriend any longer.

Although it was incredibly stupid, I have to give the guy props for doing something I've thought about doing many times, but was too afraid to try.

Yup. I'm sure most men have toyed with the idea at one time or another.

Amen.


And Amen.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-07-19 07:25:31 AM
The couple evidently spent much of the birthday night in a dispute over a possible move to another state

My ex and I were too passive aggressive, I suppose. She mentioned she applied for a job in DC and the application process would take a long time and she might not get the job. I thought "she might be gone next year." She thought "why isn't he on his knees begging me to stay?"
 
2012-07-19 07:50:39 AM
A brain bleed? That's a thing?
 
2012-07-19 08:04:37 AM
zero-eng.com

What tuck and roll may look like
 
2012-07-19 08:10:24 AM

Panderpia: But great dates end with an appointment for a pregnancy scare and/or shotgun wedding.


I was gonna say "beej" but those are more realistic, alas.
 
2012-07-19 08:23:46 AM

AKTurkey: A 34-year-old man was taken to a hospital after jumping out of a moving car early Tuesday morning because he couldn't stand bickering with his girlfriend any longer.

Although it was incredibly stupid, I have to give the guy props for doing something I've thought about doing many times, but was too afraid to try.


This.
 
2012-07-19 08:24:32 AM
Correction: Bad dates end with pepper spray and a restraining order.

/just sayin'
 
2012-07-19 08:29:45 AM
I've never jumped out of a moving car (though was tempted once as a teen when my mother
was driving home less than sober and wouldn't listen to me begging her to let me drive) BUT
I did jump off the back of one once.

It did not end well.

My friend and I were helping my bf move from one dorm building to another and the car was
packed full. It was a bit of a hike to the new building so since he wasn't going to be going that
fast, my friend and I decided to ride on the back of the car.

The bf rounds a corner and my ass starts sliding and there's nothing for me to hold on to so
I got the "brilliant" idea that if I jumped in the opposite direction the car was moving that it
would somehow lessen the impact.

I was wrong.

I hit the ground and rolled a few feet and fetched up against a row of short wooden posts.
No broken bones, but plenty of road rash and embedded gravel.

Could have been worse, though. I could have landed ON the posts.

Ah... to be young and stupid again...
 
2012-07-19 08:32:20 AM

McStubbins: She was probably singing Jimmy Crack Corn.
[i189.photobucket.com image 320x180]


i1.ytimg.com

Jimbo, Jimmy Boy, The Jimster...Jimmy crack corn and I don't care...
 
2012-07-19 08:33:04 AM
Tuck and roll?

I thought it was going to involve a transvestite and ecstasy
 
2012-07-19 08:34:00 AM
Came here to say "I've been there". Left seeing that I'm not at all alone.
 
2012-07-19 08:39:39 AM

Dead for Tax Reasons: Tuck and roll?

I thought it was going to involve a transvestite and ecstasy


Those are the kind of dates you get after being elected to the US House running as a conservative.
 
2012-07-19 08:40:51 AM

ZAZ: The couple evidently spent much of the birthday night in a dispute over a possible move to another state

My ex and I were too passive aggressive, I suppose. She mentioned she applied for a job in DC and the application process would take a long time and she might not get the job. I thought "she might be gone next year." She thought "why isn't he on his knees begging me to stay?"




That's the problem between man-thinking and woman-thinking.

In my mind, as a guy, after what your Ex said I would have thought, "Well, anything can happen in a year, and she may not even get the job. We'll just cross that river when we get close. If we're a strong enough couple then things will work out ... or we'll split up."
 
2012-07-19 08:44:39 AM
He got away from her flappin' pie hole, didn't he?

Success.
 
2012-07-19 08:48:08 AM

Mael99: He got away from her flappin' pie hole, didn't he?

Success.



Until next time,that is. The Grim Reaper can only be denied for so long.
 
2012-07-19 08:49:33 AM

Apos: Mael99: He got away from her flappin' pie hole, didn't he?

Success.


Until next time,that is. The Grim Reaper can only bedenied deprived for so long.


Better.
 
2012-07-19 09:12:54 AM
An officer's report also indicated he was intoxicated,

Talk about a redundant and unnecessary statement.

I was in a similar situation with my girlfriend, only she was driving and she had enough of my drunken bullshiat to stop on the off-ramp of I95 and get out and start walking - with the keys. Our friends in the back pleaded with me to unf*ck the situation so that we could continue to the concert. Amidst blaring horns and screaming drivers who were backing up behind us, I managed to convince her to return to the car if I quit being an idiot (and I was.)

We're married 22 years last Ides of March.
 
2012-07-19 09:27:55 AM
A really bad date begins with a tuck!
 
2012-07-19 09:29:22 AM
What would you do-o-o for a klondike bar?

Would you:
Dress up like a penguin?
Listen to your gf for 5 seconds?
Stand on one foot?
Jump from a moving car just to get away from that biatch?
 
2012-07-19 09:52:29 AM

The Muthaship: A brain bleed? That's a thing?


Yep, I know of a guy dying of this after he took a spill while riding his bike without a helmet. The story stuck with me because his family sued the business that was closest. It didn't matter the guy's spill was caused by him hitting a storm drain in the road and not on private property. I never did get the final judgement from the case.

I also recall some scene from a 1980's show where the characters had to drill a hole in a guy's head to save his life. I only remember the scene and no other details other than they had to help the blood to get out before his brain would shut down from the pressure building up inside his skull.
 
2012-07-19 09:56:05 AM

lack of warmth: I also recall some scene from a 1980's show where the characters had to drill a hole in a guy's head to save his life. I only remember the scene and no other details other than they had to help the blood to get out before his brain would shut down from the pressure building up inside his skull.


Yep, because normally there's some sort of a membrane between the circulatory system and the brain itself. When blood mingles directly with the brain, bad things happen.
 
2012-07-19 10:01:52 AM
Been there, wanted to do that. Too many women won't just STFU and enjoy the evening and save the argument for a later time. Men are from Mars, women are from Hell.
 
2012-07-19 10:15:52 AM
Do any of you ever consider not going for the crazy to start with?
 
2012-07-19 10:50:33 AM
Must be a pretty bad relationship when hitting your head on the concrete street is preferable to spending another minute with her.

/Filing this away for future use.
 
2012-07-19 10:50:34 AM

Posh Naranek: Do any of you ever consider not going for the crazy to start with?


Wondering if anyone considered throwing her from the car.
 
2012-07-19 10:52:25 AM

Posh Naranek: Do any of you ever consider not going for the crazy to start with?


There is crazy in everyone, if the right situation develops.

Also, plot-of-hot-vs-crazy.jpg

And can I just add my name to the list of men who read this story and said, "yep".
 
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