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2012-07-18 05:45:56 PM
So is Kobe putting his citizenship on the line?
 
2012-07-18 05:51:15 PM

ontariolightning: So is Kobe putting his citizenship on the line?


We already revoked his Philly citizenship years ago.
 
2012-07-18 05:54:06 PM
Lithuania has beaten team USA before. They are always under the radar. I really hope they do it again this time, and right when it really matters.

Then I want the Phoenix Suns to ask him for his citizenship papers.
 
2012-07-18 06:02:42 PM
How about we ban rapists from participating in the Olympics, Scumbag?
 
2012-07-18 06:05:25 PM
Ah. I've missed the Soviets. And Columbians.
 
2012-07-18 06:06:19 PM

Ricardo Klement: I really hope they do it again this time, and right when it really matters.


That's the only event I don't want the USA to win gold. And it's 99% because of Kobe. I just can't stand the guy at all.
 
2012-07-18 07:18:49 PM

TheDumbBlonde: How about we ban rapists from participating in the Olympics, Scumbag?


This.
 
2012-07-18 08:42:30 PM
I guess I'm the only one that likes the quote and thinks it is funny
 
2012-07-18 08:42:37 PM

BunkyBrewman: ontariolightning: So is Kobe putting his citizenship on the line?

We already revoked his Philly citizenship years ago.


Well, he's that lucky, I guess. It's like being banned from New Jersey's Guido section.
 
2012-07-18 08:44:35 PM
Kobe Bryant, again proving that athletes are dumber than stumps. If it wasn't for the fact he could throw a ball into a hoop, he'd be doing what right now? Nothing? Working the Fry-o-Lator at McDonalds?
 
2012-07-18 08:45:28 PM
who names their kids after japanese meat?
 
2012-07-18 08:45:51 PM

scottydoesntknow: Ricardo Klement: I really hope they do it again this time, and right when it really matters.

That's the only event I don't want the USA to win gold. And it's 99% because of Kobe. I just can't stand the guy at all.


Pay attention man! We're supposed to be hating Let'sBron these days!
 
2012-07-18 08:49:17 PM
What kind of communist bullshiat is that? This is farking America. The losers should be ritually sacrificed to Quetzalcoatl on top of a pyramid.
 
2012-07-18 08:49:18 PM

Coco LaFemme: Kobe Bryant, again proving that athletes are dumber than stumps. If it wasn't for the fact he could throw a ball into a hoop, he'd be doing what right now? Nothing? Working the Fry-o-Lator at McDonalds?


Except he's more intelligent than most people.

I'm also going to include you in the group of people dumber than Kobe. Only because the stupid thug basketball player stereotype is so played out
 
2012-07-18 08:51:49 PM

Coco LaFemme: Kobe Bryant, again proving that athletes are dumber than stumps. If it wasn't for the fact he could throw a ball into a hoop, he'd be doing what right now? Nothing? Working the Fry-o-Lator at McDonalds?


He's a black male between the ages of 18-35; he'd be in prison.
 
2012-07-18 08:52:47 PM

malaktaus: Coco LaFemme: Kobe Bryant, again proving that athletes are dumber than stumps. If it wasn't for the fact he could throw a ball into a hoop, he'd be doing what right now? Nothing? Working the Fry-o-Lator at McDonalds?

He's a black male between the ages of 18-35; he'd be in prison.


Now, of you're going to be funny/sarcastic/a smartass, THIS is how you do it.
 
2012-07-18 08:52:58 PM
Jokes, how the fark so they work?

Coco LaFemme: Kobe Bryant, again proving that athletes are dumber than stumps. If it wasn't for the fact he could throw a ball into a hoop, he'd be doing what right now? Nothing? Working the Fry-o-Lator at McDonalds?


Here is Kobe being interviewed in Italian.

Link

He also speaks Spanish

Kobe is a lot of things, many of them negative, but he isn't stupid.
 
2012-07-18 08:55:31 PM
Not US Olympic athletes, subby. The US Men's Basketball team. The one that he's on and has some say in the outcome.

/a little hyperbole for some motivation
//just like that DT1992 vs DT2012 stuff
//I'm a bit worried about the Spain matchup in London
 
2012-07-18 08:56:52 PM

TheDumbBlonde: How about we ban rapists from participating in the Olympics, Scumbag?


Good idea.

Too bad it won't stop him from playing you silly coont.
 
2012-07-18 09:03:19 PM
How many people is he going to rape?
 
2012-07-18 09:03:38 PM
Lots of people here don't understand a joke, apparently.
 
2012-07-18 09:10:23 PM
imokwiththis.jpg
 
2012-07-18 09:11:25 PM

toobsok: Lots of people here don't understand a joke, apparently.


It's hard to keep up on if rape jokes are funny or not these days.
 
2012-07-18 09:13:13 PM
www.nba.comupload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-07-18 09:18:35 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: toobsok: Lots of people here don't understand a joke, apparently.

It's hard to keep up on if rape jokes are funny or not these days.


Yeah, all jokes are the same and should be treated as such.
 
2012-07-18 09:19:06 PM
Thats really fair for the US table tennis players, kobe.
 
2012-07-18 09:25:02 PM
He is trying way too hard.
 
2012-07-18 09:36:33 PM

TheDumbBlonde: How about we ban rapists from participating in the Olympics, Scumbag?


Is that convicted rapists, people arrested for rape, or just people that have been publicly accused of rape but not charged?
 
2012-07-18 09:36:42 PM

MisterLoki: Jokes, how the fark so they work?

Coco LaFemme: Kobe Bryant, again proving that athletes are dumber than stumps. If it wasn't for the fact he could throw a ball into a hoop, he'd be doing what right now? Nothing? Working the Fry-o-Lator at McDonalds?

Here is Kobe being interviewed in Italian.

Link

He also speaks Spanish

Kobe is a lot of things, many of them negative, but he isn't stupid.


Thanks. I wanted to post that, but stupid mobile and all that.
 
2012-07-18 09:46:32 PM

babysealclubber: Coco LaFemme: Kobe Bryant, again proving that athletes are dumber than stumps. If it wasn't for the fact he could throw a ball into a hoop, he'd be doing what right now? Nothing? Working the Fry-o-Lator at McDonalds?

Except he's more intelligent than most people.

I'm also going to include you in the group of people dumber than Kobe. Only because the stupid thug basketball player stereotype is so played out


Who said anything about the thug basketball player stereotype? I never said he was a thug, I said he was dumber than a stump. Dumb people have no color, so I don't know why you're trying to infer racism where I didn't imply it. Also, I don't give a shiat that he speaks Spanish and Italian. I speak French and Spanish. What of it? Considering I'm smart enough not to fark around on my partner and embarrass and humiliate them, I don't know if I'd say I'm dumber than him. I'd say in that respect, I'm a farkload smarter.
 
2012-07-18 09:50:05 PM
Coco LaFemme: Considering I'm smart enough not to fark around on my partner and embarrass and humiliate them, I don't know if I'd say I'm dumber than him. I'd say in that respect, I'm a farkload smarter.

Intelligence has nothing to do with adultery.

/TMYK
 
2012-07-18 09:50:43 PM
INeedAName: scottydoesntknow: Ricardo Klement: I really hope they do it again this time, and right when it really matters.

That's the only event I don't want the USA to win gold. And it's 99% because of Kobe. I just can't stand the guy at all.

Pay attention man! We're supposed to be hating Let'sBron these days!


Oh, it'll be LeBron's fault that we lost. We'll just be happy because of Kobe.
 
2012-07-18 09:51:18 PM
TheDumbBlonde: How about we ban rapists from participating in the Olympics, Scumbag?

Well, he DID apologize for it.

Not to get too far into the rape discussion, but his apology:

First, I want to apologize directly to the young woman involved in this incident. I want to apologize to her for my behavior that night and for the consequences she has suffered in the past year. Although this year has been incredibly difficult for me personally, I can only imagine the pain she has had to endure. I also want to apologize to her parents and family members, and to my family and friends and supporters, and to the citizens of Eagle, Colo.
I also want to make it clear that I do not question the motives of this young woman. No money has been paid to this woman. She has agreed that this statement will not be used against me in the civil case. Although I truly believe this encounter between us was consensual, I recognize now that she did not and does not view this incident the same way I did. After months of reviewing discovery, listening to her attorney, and even her testimony in person, I now understand how she feels that she did not consent to this encounter.
I issue this statement today fully aware that while one part of this case ends today, another remains. I understand that the civil case against me will go forward. That part of this case will be decided by and between the parties directly involved in the incident and will no longer be a financial or emotional drain on the citizens of the state of Colorado.


Isn't something a hard-core rapist would do. It's not like he's a Cincinnati Bengal or anything.
 
2012-07-18 09:56:32 PM
PowerSlacker: Coco LaFemme: Considering I'm smart enough not to fark around on my partner and embarrass and humiliate them, I don't know if I'd say I'm dumber than him. I'd say in that respect, I'm a farkload smarter.

Intelligence has nothing to do with adultery.

/TMYK


I disagree. It takes a severe lack of intellect, IMHO, to cheat on your partner, whether you're married to them or not. That's not the mark of an intelligent person. Bill Clinton has a lot of book smarts, but he showed a complete dearth of gray matter when he farked around on Hillary, irrespective of what he thought about her at the time.

Smart people know that if you're truly sick to death of the person you're with, you leave them, you don't cheat on them.
 
2012-07-18 10:14:13 PM
toobsok: Ryker's Peninsula: toobsok: Lots of people here don't understand a joke, apparently.

It's hard to keep up on if rape jokes are funny or not these days.

Yeah, all jokes are the same and should be treated as such.


I'm confused. Are you now agreeing with everybody that Kobe's joke was lame? You can't be saying that rape jokes aren't funny.

/9 out of 10 people like gang rape jokes.
 
2012-07-18 10:16:16 PM
Coco LaFemme: I disagree. It takes a severe lack of intellect, IMHO, to cheat on your partner, whether you're married to them or not. That's not the mark of an intelligent person. Bill Clinton has a lot of book smarts, but he showed a complete dearth of gray matter when he farked around on Hillary, irrespective of what he thought about her at the time.

Smart people know that if you're truly sick to death of the person you're with, you leave them, you don't cheat on them.


I happen to agree with you that you should leave instead of cheat. For me though, that's a decision of morality rather than a decision of intelligence.
 
2012-07-18 10:22:50 PM
Did everyone forget what a joke was? Jesus Christ.
 
2012-07-18 10:34:08 PM

expobill: who names their kids after japanese meat?


a guy named jellybean. and im not even joking.
 
2012-07-18 10:36:30 PM

Coco LaFemme: PowerSlacker: Coco LaFemme: Considering I'm smart enough not to fark around on my partner and embarrass and humiliate them, I don't know if I'd say I'm dumber than him. I'd say in that respect, I'm a farkload smarter.

Intelligence has nothing to do with adultery.

/TMYK

I disagree. It takes a severe lack of intellect, IMHO, to cheat on your partner, whether you're married to them or not. That's not the mark of an intelligent person. Bill Clinton has a lot of book smarts, but he showed a complete dearth of gray matter when he farked around on Hillary, irrespective of what he thought about her at the time.

Smart people know that if you're truly sick to death of the person you're with, you leave them, you don't cheat on them.


The Clinton analogy breaks down if you believe that theirs' is an open relationship that is unspoken so as not to damage their careers... and I do.

abcnews.go.com

/hot like willie's game
 
2012-07-18 10:37:35 PM

Thats_Not_My_Baby: Did everyone forget what a joke was? Jesus Christ.


You'd have to read the article to forget that.
 
2012-07-18 11:08:05 PM

Lsherm: It's not like he's a Cincinnati Bengal or anything.


This gave me a lol, gracias.
 
2012-07-18 11:31:29 PM

toobsok: Lots of people here don't understand a joke, apparently.


This.
And it is hilarious that they want to take shots at his intelligence when they didn't even understand an obvious joke.
 
2012-07-18 11:39:24 PM
He's talking about the US men's basketball team, not all US Olympic athletes, ya morons. Plus it's a joke at his own team's expense.

/I hate defending Kobe.
 
2012-07-18 11:43:06 PM

Coco LaFemme: Who said anything about the thug basketball player stereotype? I never said he was a thug, I said he was dumber than a stump. Dumb people have no color, so I don't know why you're trying to infer racism where I didn't imply it. Also, I don't give a shiat that he speaks Spanish and Italian. I speak French and Spanish. What of it? Considering I'm smart enough not to fark around on my partner and embarrass and humiliate them, I don't know if I'd say I'm dumber than him. I'd say in that respect, I'm a farkload smarter.


Since when did morality equal intelligence? How does one negative behavioral trait make someone "dumber than a stump". Also, good way to minimize someone being multilingual, a pretty good sign of intelligence. I also love you said Clinton was merely "book smart", nice one.
 
2012-07-18 11:47:59 PM

Coco LaFemme: babysealclubber: Coco LaFemme: Kobe Bryant, again proving that athletes are dumber than stumps. If it wasn't for the fact he could throw a ball into a hoop, he'd be doing what right now? Nothing? Working the Fry-o-Lator at McDonalds?

Except he's more intelligent than most people.

I'm also going to include you in the group of people dumber than Kobe. Only because the stupid thug basketball player stereotype is so played out

Who said anything about the thug basketball player stereotype? I never said he was a thug, I said he was dumber than a stump. Dumb people have no color, so I don't know why you're trying to infer racism where I didn't imply it. Also, I don't give a shiat that he speaks Spanish and Italian. I speak French and Spanish. What of it? Considering I'm smart enough not to fark around on my partner and embarrass and humiliate them, I don't know if I'd say I'm dumber than him. I'd say in that respect, I'm a farkload smarter.


I think it is awesome that you are equating morality with intelligence while posting in another thread that you don't care about Chick-Fil-A's politics because you like their food. Do you want to tell us about the guy that cheated on you?
 
2012-07-18 11:51:24 PM

MisterLoki: Coco LaFemme: babysealclubber: Coco LaFemme: Kobe Bryant, again proving that athletes are dumber than stumps. If it wasn't for the fact he could throw a ball into a hoop, he'd be doing what right now? Nothing? Working the Fry-o-Lator at McDonalds?

Except he's more intelligent than most people.

I'm also going to include you in the group of people dumber than Kobe. Only because the stupid thug basketball player stereotype is so played out

Who said anything about the thug basketball player stereotype? I never said he was a thug, I said he was dumber than a stump. Dumb people have no color, so I don't know why you're trying to infer racism where I didn't imply it. Also, I don't give a shiat that he speaks Spanish and Italian. I speak French and Spanish. What of it? Considering I'm smart enough not to fark around on my partner and embarrass and humiliate them, I don't know if I'd say I'm dumber than him. I'd say in that respect, I'm a farkload smarter.

I think it is awesome that you are equating morality with intelligence while posting in another thread that you don't care about Chick-Fil-A's politics because you like their food. Do you want to tell us about the guy that cheated on you?


Coco Lefemme brilliant troll or farktard?
 
2012-07-19 12:10:56 AM
If true the only one I'd miss is Harden.
 
2012-07-19 12:11:03 AM
Kobe's saying a lot of weird shiat lately.... Medication shift/imbalance?
 
2012-07-19 12:11:13 AM

ongbok: toobsok: Lots of people here don't understand a joke, apparently.

This.
And it is hilarious that they want to take shots at his intelligence when they didn't even understand an obvious joke.


It's a basketball thread. Many of the folks posting in these have sticks firmly lodged so far up their arses they come close to choking on them.
 
2012-07-19 12:15:25 AM
I don't like Kobe, but I don't believe that he's a rapist.

Not to mention that after their encounter, there were witnesses as a party who said that she bragged about what had happened.
 
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