"You find a horse with an ass like that in a field like this and you've got yourself a winner"
/Obscure
// bet noone can name it.

Mr. Potatoass: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 412x232]

R.I.P. Clit Hurdle

nice pic-caption work tonite, do we photoshop?

expobill: Mr. Potatoass: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 412x232]

R.I.P. Clit Hurdle

nice pic-caption work tonite, do we photoshop?

Sorry, no.

/Need to take the time to learn

Gold medal for subby. Nice find.

I seem to recall a blonde american track athlete from the last Olympics -- but I can't recall if she did the hurdles. From my years of sports (now gone), I decided that most stunning women usually resided in the following sports:

1) Diving
2) Track
3) Volleyball
4) Swimming

...

95) Softball

Fark me running...


All that plus the awesome accent!

Blink: I seem to recall a blonde american track athlete from the last Olympics -- but I can't recall if she did the hurdles. From my years of sports (now gone), I decided that most stunning women usually resided in the following sports:

1) Diving
2) Track
3) Volleyball
4) Swimming

...

95) Softball

Uhh.... Softball has some Damn hot girls. See Jenny finch or caitlyn lowe.

Thats what I was thinking about...

/ you know she's a pro ...

that wasnt fair. there was only one black person in the race. of course she won.

oh and while she has nice fair skin, id still prefer lolo



/ but really, no one loses here.

She would BREAK me

Holy freakin' goddamn.

Tats aren't really my thing, but that little Australian flag that she's got is pretty cute.

She's no Allison Stokke. Allison knows how to handle poles too, ifyouknowwhatimean.

/andithinkyoudo

Fark needs to up the image limit again.

Blink: I seem to recall a blonde american track athlete from the last Olympics -- but I can't recall if she did the hurdles. From my years of sports (now gone), I decided that most stunning women usually resided in the following sports:

1) Diving
2) Track
3) Volleyball
4) Swimming

...

95) Softball

Don't forget curling!



But you have to be into screamers.
Extra bonus: they're good at sweeping the floor.

thisiszombocom: oh and while she has nice fair skin, id still prefer lolo

[scrapetv.com image 600x399]

/ but really, no one loses here.

I'll second the vote for Lolo

Here's the video without the original sound. Link

ReapTheChaos: Here's the video without the original sound. Link

WITH, original sound, not without.

Blink: I seem to recall a blonde american track athlete from the last Olympics -- but I can't recall if she did the hurdles. From my years of sports (now gone), I decided that most stunning women usually resided in the following sports:

1) Diving
2) Track
3) Volleyball
4) Swimming

...

95) Softball

While softball does have some bigger girls, they also have more than their fair share of foxes. I had a close relative that played at a big time program, and most of the team was pretty smoking. Those softball uniforms do not do them justice for the most part.

Cybernetic: Tats aren't really my thing, but that little Australian flag that she's got is pretty cute.

[media.olympics.com.au image 639x429]

Except that's probably just a sticker or a wash-off "tattoo".

BobNesta420: thisiszombocom: oh and while she has nice fair skin, id still prefer lolo

[scrapetv.com image 600x399]

/ but really, no one loses here.

I'll second the vote for Lolo

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Nice she looks like the mixed chick Jim was dating in the Office. Still going to give this Jenneke chick the slight edge.

Anybody else entertained that the video for our latest athletic fap-fodder comes from Al Jazeera?

Agreed, very hot.

As someone who ran hurdles very long ago, her form in the actual race was incredible - she's losing damn near nothing as she's clearing those. It would be interesting to see the difference between her doing that distance with, and without hurdles.

/Makes it look easy.

TommyDeuce: Agreed, very hot.

As someone who ran hurdles very long ago, her form in the actual race was incredible - she's losing damn near nothing as she's clearing those. It would be interesting to see the difference between her doing that distance with, and without hurdles.

/Makes it look easy.

She's actually accelerating the whole time, at first I was like ok she's hot, but she's not gonna win. Proved me wayyyy wrong. Fairly amazed she can run that quickly and be so...top heavy.

/Love the australian flag...looooove it

Byno: [content8.flixster.com image 358x270]

Nice.

Ok, now I forgot about that other one that got fat.

Great now I can't decide who should be my imaginary Olympic girlfriend. Can someone arrange a makeout session between her and Hope Solo to help us undecideds make up our minds.

That's it. I've finally gotten over Nadia Comaneci.

Before the slow-mo, she doesn't look like she's hurdling, so much as teleporting through the hurdles.

With the slow-mo (right at crotch level from in front of them, jeez) I forgot to think about running.

TommyDeuce: Agreed, very hot.

As someone who ran hurdles very long ago, her form in the actual race was incredible - she's losing damn near nothing as she's clearing those. It would be interesting to see the difference between her doing that distance with, and without hurdles.

/Makes it look easy.

12.11 without the gates

Link

And yes I would hit it like the hammer of an angry god.

Girl in the glasses on the left is straight hating. Girl on the right is reconsidering her sexual orientation.

Serial: Cybernetic: Tats aren't really my thing, but that little Australian flag that she's got is pretty cute.

[media.olympics.com.au image 639x429]

Except that's probably just a sticker or a wash-off "tattoo".

that's ok, i would help her wash it off if needed...in general i will just say, yes please...

thisiszombocom: oh and while she has nice fair skin, id still prefer lolo

yeah, but unlike lolo, i haven't heard of this aussie being batshiat insane. and let's not forget the steve mcnair rule about crazy, olympics or no olympics

Katarina Witt

/winter counts, right?

Yeah, I'm totally in love with her.

HotWingAgenda: Before the slow-mo, she doesn't look like she's hurdling, so much as teleporting through the hurdles.

With the slow-mo (right at crotch level from in front of them, jeez) I forgot to think about running.

All I could think about was what was down under.

She's hot, but hottest hurdler ever?

Subby obviously wasn't at the 2005 Special Olympics qualifier in Raleigh.

She looks like she'd be incredibly fun in bed.

SevenizGud: [greenobles.com image 333x400]

Katarina Witt

/winter counts, right?

Well, yeah. And the fact that she did noodz

What she looks like up close when she isn't smiling.


Sorry guys.

/hot but not hot

Balchinian: What she looks like up close when she isn't smiling.
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Sorry guys.

/hot but not hot

Glad you cleared that up for us.

cute attention whoreing hurrdler is cute and good at hurrdling!!

I hate you all.



/you're welcome

ChrisDe: Gold medal for subby. Nice find.

Not really. Everything you see here is just reddit plus two days. Seems like it would be an easy way to get easy greens though.

Asclepius: ChrisDe: Gold medal for subby. Nice find.

Not really. Everything you see here is just reddit plus two days. Seems like it would be an easy way to get easy greens though.

Thank God THAT guy finally got here.

Balchinian: What she looks like up close when she isn't smiling.
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Sorry guys.

/hot but not hot



Olympian, amazing body, Aussie accent ...

Those alone put her in the 'dangerously hot' category.

FriarReb98: I'll never have sex with her.
But GOD DAMN, would I ever enjoy it if I did!

I dunno.
Maybe she's not that good in bed.

Incorrigible Astronaut: Balchinian: What she looks like up close when she isn't smiling.
[singapore2010.olympics.com.au image 127x168]

Sorry guys.

/hot but not hot

Cute face + ungodly hot body = hot.

Big ass nose + ungodly hot body = butterface.

See: Scarlett Johannsen

HotIgneous Intruder: FriarReb98: I'll never have sex with her.
But GOD DAMN, would I ever enjoy it if I did!

I dunno.
Maybe she's not that good in bed.

I know I'm getting old because I was thinking "She looks like the kind of person that would be kicking you while you're trying to get some sleep."

Others to look for this summer at the games:

Field Hockey:







Soccer:





Javelin:

Don't get me wrong, I really love my girlfriend, but given the opportunity, I would give that woman the best 23 seconds of her life...

Crewmannumber6: I predict high ratings for women's track and field this year, as long as they show less of the scary looking Americans

Yep. They are scary.

HotIgneous Intruder: FriarReb98: I'll never have sex with her.
But GOD DAMN, would I ever enjoy it if I did!

I dunno.
Maybe she's not that good in bed.

I've gotten with quite a few track girls but never a hurdler. Best were mid-distance girls, but I'm still not convinced hurdlers wouldn't be better.

thecpt: Best were mid-distance girls

I ran the 800 (poorly), hardest race in track. No surprise those chicks can bring it.

HotIgneous Intruder: Crewmannumber6: I predict high ratings for women's track and field this year, as long as they show less of the scary looking Americans

Yep. They are scary.

Allison Felix is cuter than hell.

The Muthaship: thecpt: Best were mid-distance girls

I ran the 800 (poorly), hardest race in track. No surprise those chicks can bring it.

I always believed the 400 hurdles were the hardest eventbin track, but the 800m came in a close second.

/distance runner & steeple chaser

Mr_H: always believed the 400 hurdles were the hardest eventbin track, but the 800m came in a close second.

I never ran the 400 hurdles, so I defer to you on that. The 800 was way harder than the 1600 or 3200 though, IMO

The Muthaship: Mr_H: always believed the 400 hurdles were the hardest eventbin track, but the 800m came in a close second.

I never ran the 400 hurdles, so I defer to you on that. The 800 was way harder than the 1600 or 3200 though, IMO

Thank goodness I lived in PA where we only had to do 300im in highschool. With respect to the 800 which seems like the biggest head game of a race ever, I cannot imagine something harder than adding 100 meters to that.

/Yes i got destroyed on the last hurdle once. It was awful.

The Muthaship: Mr_H: always believed the 400 hurdles were the hardest eventbin track, but the 800m came in a close second.

I never ran the 400 hurdles, so I defer to you on that. The 800 was way harder than the 1600 or 3200 though, IMO

Everyone knows the hardest race in track is the 20 km racewalk.

thecpt: Yes i got destroyed on the last hurdle once. It was awful.

Just watching those races made me cringe.

thecpt: The Muthaship: Mr_H: always believed the 400 hurdles were the hardest eventbin track, but the 800m came in a close second.

I never ran the 400 hurdles, so I defer to you on that. The 800 was way harder than the 1600 or 3200 though, IMO

Thank goodness I lived in PA where we only had to do 300im in highschool. With respect to the 800 which seems like the biggest head game of a race ever, I cannot imagine something harder than adding 100 meters to that.

/Yes i got destroyed on the last hurdle once. It was awful.

My coach used to describe the 800 as this: Sprint until you cant sprint anymore, then sprint for another 400 meters.

The Muthaship: thecpt: Yes i got destroyed on the last hurdle once. It was awful.

Just watching those races made me cringe.

Try doing the Steeplechase. Those barriers don't give when you catch your trail leg. Trust me, I know.

HeathenHealer: Try doing the Steeplechase. Those barriers don't give when you catch your trail leg. Trust me, I know.

They didn't have that in my area when I was running track. Thank God.

Not that I could jump well enough to have been picked to run it anyway.

Mr_H: thecpt: The Muthaship: Mr_H: always believed the 400 hurdles were the hardest eventbin track, but the 800m came in a close second.

I never ran the 400 hurdles, so I defer to you on that. The 800 was way harder than the 1600 or 3200 though, IMO

Thank goodness I lived in PA where we only had to do 300im in highschool. With respect to the 800 which seems like the biggest head game of a race ever, I cannot imagine something harder than adding 100 meters to that.

/Yes i got destroyed on the last hurdle once. It was awful.

My coach used to describe the 800 as this: Sprint until you cant sprint anymore, then sprint for another 400 meters.

My friend who transitioned from cross country to track did the 800m and the Triple Jump, two of the hardest events in track. He said that the key was taking it 'easy' in the first lap and then burning it down. I think you would almost have to have XC experience to do it well. I did 100m, 200m - I can sprint but have no endurance so 800 and higher was right out.

I'd beat her to the finish line if you know what I'm saying.

HeathenHealer: The Muthaship: thecpt: Yes i got destroyed on the last hurdle once. It was awful.

Just watching those races made me cringe.

Try doing the Steeplechase. Those barriers don't give when you catch your trail leg. Trust me, I know.

The only true spectator sport for T&F IMO. Yeah it looks tough and I never want to run 2000m competitively, but it was so rare even in College that I don't consider it. Most the runners I saw compete in it just stepped on it and jumped off.

thecpt: HeathenHealer: The Muthaship: thecpt: Yes i got destroyed on the last hurdle once. It was awful.

Just watching those races made me cringe.

Try doing the Steeplechase. Those barriers don't give when you catch your trail leg. Trust me, I know.

The only true spectator sport for T&F IMO. Yeah it looks tough and I never want to run 2000m competitively, but it was so rare even in College that I don't consider it. Most the runners I saw compete in it just stepped on it and jumped off.

I ran it pretty regularly in college, 3K steeple. First few laps my form would be fine, by the end it was pretty much do anything to get over the barriers.

/never took a dive in the water jump though

HeathenHealer: Try doing the Steeplechase. Those barriers don't give when you catch your trail leg. Trust me, I know.

I never caught my trail leg on a hurdle without eating it (though I was really bad), though the fact that you can catch your lead heel on one and knock it out of the way instead of just plowing into it I'm sure helps.

Balchinian: What she looks like up close when she isn't smiling.
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Sorry guys.

/hot but not hot

Fair enough, but a great smile, fun personality, and killer body go a long way.

/oh, and accent.

Came here for the images....Leaving satisfied....satisfied,

I love how she backs it up by destroying the field, even with terrible upper body form.

thecpt: The Muthaship: Mr_H: always believed the 400 hurdles were the hardest eventbin track, but the 800m came in a close second.

I never ran the 400 hurdles, so I defer to you on that. The 800 was way harder than the 1600 or 3200 though, IMO

Thank goodness I lived in PA where we only had to do 300im in highschool. With respect to the 800 which seems like the biggest head game of a race ever, I cannot imagine something harder than adding 100 meters to that.

/Yes i got destroyed on the last hurdle once. It was awful.

Moving up from the 300 IH to 400 IH was a RUDE awakening when I got to college. I was able to pretty much sprint the full 300, but that last 100 kicked my ass until I learned to change how I raced. My 100 meter splits went up a full second at my best.

During indoor season I'd run either the 500 or 600 dash - which I think is tougher than either the 800 or 400IH. But outdoors, it's probably a wash between the 800 and 400IH.
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Your Average Witty Fark User: I love how she backs it up by destroying the field, even with terrible upper body form.

Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that.

Nogale: Serious question about hurdling, from someone who only tried it once or twice in an elementary school PE class: If the two legs have two different functions, how does someone who spends that much time training not wind up with some kind of physical imbalance? Or stress injury?

That is a good question, and it does tend to lead to injuries. I was a thrower and the imbalance lead to hip injuries, but when I hurdled I trained in sprinting and flexibility. The sprinting, stretching and lifting lead to balanced strength and flexibility. The hurdling practice was mainly for muscle memory and timing,not for strength. It was much easier on joints than throwing.

Lost Thought 00: Jim from Saint Paul: Big ass nose + ungodly hot body = butterface.

Anti-Semite

Balchinian: What she looks like up close when she isn't smiling.
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Sorry guys.

/hot but not hot

Super cute with her hair down and no makeup? Run for the hills, Clyde! It's a monster!

elguerodiablo: Great now I can't decide who should be my imaginary Olympic girlfriend. Can someone arrange a makeout session between her and Hope Solo to help us undecideds make up our minds.

Easy choice as she's not going to the Olympics this year

Your Average Witty Fark User: I love how she backs it up by destroying the field, even with terrible upper body form.

Her upper body looks pretty well formed to me.

You got a nice wiggle, baby. You wanna be in a movie, huh? A little girl/girl action maybe?

This brought a smile to my face. Cute girl.

zerkalo: Balchinian: What she looks like up close when she isn't smiling.
[singapore2010.olympics.com.au image 127x168]

Sorry guys.

/hot but not hot

Super cute with her hair down and no makeup? Run for the hills, Clyde! It's a monster!

Not to mention a killer smile and what seems to be a fun personality.

All that plus the amazing body? Winner.

SpikeStrip: i had sex with her.
it was over in 13.53 seconds.

There is honesty.

you want to put that WHERE!!?

Katarina Witt is sooo hot, as is Kristi Yamaguchi

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: Kristi Yamaguchi

wow

http://i.imgur.com/TGBXI.gif

kmfjd: wow

http://i.imgur.com/TGBXI.gif

Indeed. I'm in love.

Yum.

I'd eat every inch of her.

Literally.

kmfjd: wow

http://i.imgur.com/TGBXI.gif

Mesmerizing.....indeed

I'm just going to leave these here....

Pros: Greatest female hurdler of all time (non-doped division).
Seems genuinely person.

Cons:
Also Australian

Sharp knees and what have you...

/meh

gwowen: Seems genuinely person.

Gotta watch out for them string puppets on the starting block.

Balchinian: What she looks like up close when she isn't smiling.


Sorry guys.

/hot but not hot

Could you please post a picture of your girlfriend so we can see what kind of yardstick you're using to compare this girl to? You must be some kind of super stud! Congrats!

I would hit an angry god with my fist!

/or something like that

SoupJohnB: I would hit an angry god with my fist!

/or something like that

I think you're supposed to say, "I would fist her like an angry god."

/or something like that

Blink: I seem to recall a blonde american track athlete from the last Olympics -- but I can't recall if she did the hurdles. From my years of sports (now gone), I decided that most stunning women usually resided in the following sports:

1) Diving
2) Track
3) Volleyball
4) Swimming

...

95) Softball

Don't forget tennis.

Video now available without cheesy music.

/pops

I would be angry if she hit me with her fist!

/wanders back to the Politics tab

laid back w/bud light: "You find a horse with an ass like that in a field like this and you've got yourself a winner"
/Obscure
// bet noone can name it.

Hrm, I remembered it like this: "I can get a hell of a good look at a T-Bone steak by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it."

DVDave
You quoted Tommy Boy. I quoted Let It Ride.