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(With Leather)   Meet Michelle Jenneke, the hottest hurdler since Edwin Moses   (withleather.uproxx.com) divider line 134
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2012-07-18 08:48:51 PM  
I'll never have sex with her.
But only because She can out-run me.
 
2012-07-18 08:59:50 PM  
i'll never have sex with her.
but only because i don't trust thieving aussies.
 
2012-07-18 09:02:04 PM  
Ok. I'll meet her.

media.olympics.com.au
 
2012-07-18 09:07:44 PM  
I'll never have sex with her.
But GOD DAMN, would I ever enjoy it if I did!
 
2012-07-18 09:38:47 PM  
i had sex with her.
it was over in 13.53 seconds.
 
2012-07-18 09:45:38 PM  
"You find a horse with an ass like that in a field like this and you've got yourself a winner"
/Obscure
// bet noone can name it.
 
2012-07-18 09:49:05 PM  
content8.flixster.com
 
2012-07-18 09:50:32 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

R.I.P. Clit Hurdle
 
2012-07-18 09:54:24 PM  

Mr. Potatoass: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 412x232]

R.I.P. Clit Hurdle


nice pic-caption work tonite, do we photoshop?
 
2012-07-18 09:56:04 PM  

expobill: Mr. Potatoass: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 412x232]

R.I.P. Clit Hurdle

nice pic-caption work tonite, do we photoshop?


Sorry, no.

/Need to take the time to learn
 
2012-07-18 09:59:57 PM  
Jenneke, Stokke, what's the difference.
 
2012-07-18 10:04:35 PM  
Meh. You guys can have the bag of antlers. I like my women to have some curves.

encrypted-tbn2.google.com
 
2012-07-18 10:10:05 PM  
Gold medal for subby. Nice find.
 
2012-07-18 10:12:59 PM  
I seem to recall a blonde american track athlete from the last Olympics -- but I can't recall if she did the hurdles. From my years of sports (now gone), I decided that most stunning women usually resided in the following sports:

1) Diving
2) Track
3) Volleyball
4) Swimming

...

95) Softball
 
2012-07-18 10:19:37 PM  
Fark me running...


All that plus the awesome accent!
 
2012-07-18 10:21:41 PM  
Blink: I seem to recall a blonde american track athlete from the last Olympics -- but I can't recall if she did the hurdles. From my years of sports (now gone), I decided that most stunning women usually resided in the following sports:

1) Diving
2) Track
3) Volleyball
4) Swimming
5) Weightlifting
...

95) Softball
 
2012-07-18 10:21:53 PM  

Blink: I seem to recall a blonde american track athlete from the last Olympics -- but I can't recall if she did the hurdles. From my years of sports (now gone), I decided that most stunning women usually resided in the following sports:

1) Diving
2) Track
3) Volleyball
4) Swimming

...

95) Softball


Uhh.... Softball has some Damn hot girls. See Jenny finch or caitlyn lowe.
 
2012-07-18 10:28:52 PM  

95) Softball

3.bp.blogspot.com

i492.photobucket.com

/hot
 
2012-07-18 10:29:09 PM  
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

Thats what I was thinking about...
 
2012-07-18 10:32:51 PM  
images.sodahead.com

/ you know she's a pro ...
 
2012-07-18 10:33:19 PM  
that wasnt fair. there was only one black person in the race. of course she won.
 
2012-07-18 10:35:46 PM  
oh and while she has nice fair skin, id still prefer lolo

scrapetv.com

/ but really, no one loses here.
 
2012-07-18 10:36:57 PM  
She would BREAK me
 
2012-07-18 10:46:57 PM  
Holy freakin' goddamn.
 
2012-07-18 10:55:46 PM  
Tats aren't really my thing, but that little Australian flag that she's got is pretty cute.

media.olympics.com.au
 
2012-07-18 11:20:58 PM  

Cybernetic: Tats aren't really my thing, but that little Australian flag that she's got is pretty cute.

[media.olympics.com.au image 639x429]


I thought it was the Windows logo.
 
2012-07-18 11:37:55 PM  
She's no Allison Stokke. Allison knows how to handle poles too, ifyouknowwhatimean.

/andithinkyoudo
 
2012-07-18 11:52:31 PM  
i.imgur.com

Fark needs to up the image limit again.
 
2012-07-18 11:55:27 PM  

Blink: I seem to recall a blonde american track athlete from the last Olympics -- but I can't recall if she did the hurdles. From my years of sports (now gone), I decided that most stunning women usually resided in the following sports:

1) Diving
2) Track
3) Volleyball
4) Swimming

...

95) Softball


Don't forget curling!

images.sportinglife.com

But you have to be into screamers.
Extra bonus: they're good at sweeping the floor.
 
2012-07-18 11:57:13 PM  

thisiszombocom: oh and while she has nice fair skin, id still prefer lolo

[scrapetv.com image 600x399]

/ but really, no one loses here.


I'll second the vote for Lolo

a0.twimg.com
 
2012-07-19 12:07:42 AM  
Here's the video without the original sound. Link
 
2012-07-19 12:08:29 AM  

ReapTheChaos: Here's the video without the original sound. Link


WITH, original sound, not without.
 
2012-07-19 12:10:03 AM  
I'd let her jump my hurdle
 
2012-07-19 12:17:33 AM  

Aar1012: I'd let her jump my hurdle


Steeplechase?
 
2012-07-19 12:21:26 AM  

Blink: I seem to recall a blonde american track athlete from the last Olympics -- but I can't recall if she did the hurdles. From my years of sports (now gone), I decided that most stunning women usually resided in the following sports:

1) Diving
2) Track
3) Volleyball
4) Swimming

...

95) Softball


While softball does have some bigger girls, they also have more than their fair share of foxes. I had a close relative that played at a big time program, and most of the team was pretty smoking. Those softball uniforms do not do them justice for the most part.
 
2012-07-19 12:31:48 AM  

Cybernetic: Tats aren't really my thing, but that little Australian flag that she's got is pretty cute.

[media.olympics.com.au image 639x429]


Except that's probably just a sticker or a wash-off "tattoo".
 
2012-07-19 12:35:43 AM  

BobNesta420: thisiszombocom: oh and while she has nice fair skin, id still prefer lolo

[scrapetv.com image 600x399]

/ but really, no one loses here.

I'll second the vote for Lolo

[a0.twimg.com image 375x500]


Nice she looks like the mixed chick Jim was dating in the Office. Still going to give this Jenneke chick the slight edge.
 
2012-07-19 12:36:51 AM  
Anybody else entertained that the video for our latest athletic fap-fodder comes from Al Jazeera?
 
2012-07-19 12:45:22 AM  
lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-07-19 12:46:55 AM  

ReapTheChaos: Here's the video without the original sound. Link


Hhhhhhhooool. Eeeeeeeeeee. Gawwwwwwwwwd.

Now THAT is a thoroughbred. Jesus.
 
2012-07-19 01:05:54 AM  
Agreed, very hot.

As someone who ran hurdles very long ago, her form in the actual race was incredible - she's losing damn near nothing as she's clearing those. It would be interesting to see the difference between her doing that distance with, and without hurdles.

/Makes it look easy.
 
2012-07-19 01:08:36 AM  

TommyDeuce: Agreed, very hot.

As someone who ran hurdles very long ago, her form in the actual race was incredible - she's losing damn near nothing as she's clearing those. It would be interesting to see the difference between her doing that distance with, and without hurdles.

/Makes it look easy.


She's actually accelerating the whole time, at first I was like ok she's hot, but she's not gonna win. Proved me wayyyy wrong. Fairly amazed she can run that quickly and be so...top heavy.

/Love the australian flag...looooove it
 
2012-07-19 01:18:22 AM  

Byno: [content8.flixster.com image 358x270]


Nice.
 
2012-07-19 01:21:43 AM  
Ok, now I forgot about that other one that got fat.
 
2012-07-19 01:25:21 AM  
Great now I can't decide who should be my imaginary Olympic girlfriend. Can someone arrange a makeout session between her and Hope Solo to help us undecideds make up our minds.
 
2012-07-19 01:26:05 AM  
Holy gotdam hellloooo
 
2012-07-19 01:54:00 AM  
That's it. I've finally gotten over Nadia Comaneci.
 
2012-07-19 02:10:04 AM  
She kinda looks like the waitress in the Breaking Bad season 5 premier.
 
2012-07-19 02:31:13 AM  
Before the slow-mo, she doesn't look like she's hurdling, so much as teleporting through the hurdles.

With the slow-mo (right at crotch level from in front of them, jeez) I forgot to think about running.
 
2012-07-19 03:21:00 AM  

TommyDeuce: Agreed, very hot.

As someone who ran hurdles very long ago, her form in the actual race was incredible - she's losing damn near nothing as she's clearing those. It would be interesting to see the difference between her doing that distance with, and without hurdles.

/Makes it look easy.


12.11 without the gates

Link

And yes I would hit it like the hammer of an angry god.
 
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