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(Gawker)   Why everyone should goa tse The Dark Knight Rises   (gawker.com) divider line 19
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15947 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 18 Jul 2012 at 5:37 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-07-18 07:22:48 PM  
10 votes:
Sigh... here I go again

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2012-07-18 10:23:31 PM  
4 votes:
"Lemon. Party. Good." - Mitt Romney
2012-07-18 08:27:29 PM  
3 votes:
OK. laughed at the comments FTFA:

ajmOpoe
I'm definitely telling my friends to goatse this movie now.

Pedro
I'll be sure to leave a gaping hole in my schedule on release day.

BingleyJoe
I had plans to make these same jokes, but you two came along and rectum.

CeviChase
that last pun was a bit of a stretch

James Bradford
Just shows how a mistimed joke can go and bung up a perfectly good gag worse than a misplaced colon.

koishoes
No reason to be so anal about it, though.

BingleyJoe
Well shoot.. I was just trying to show everyone what I'm made of.

f17zy
You guys should read that other Gawker article about the critic dumping on the movie. Apparently he thinks it stinks!

PhD in the OC
I almost lost the tossed salad that I had for dinner.

James
Butt.
2012-07-18 05:40:34 PM  
3 votes:
So, there's a connection between goatse and Romney you're saying?
2012-07-18 08:03:23 PM  
2 votes:
i.timeinc.net

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2012-07-18 05:56:04 PM  
2 votes:

FailOut08: So, there's a connection between goatse and Romney you're saying?


It would work better if Santorum had won the primaries
2012-07-18 05:44:36 PM  
2 votes:
I've only seen the trailers. Can't wait to see the hole thing.
2012-07-19 12:59:12 PM  
1 votes:

Tentacle: Why does Bane need a series of eight tubes to inhale his special gas?


He's constantly high on jenkem.
2012-07-19 12:56:24 AM  
1 votes:

Ed Grubermann: darch: csb

Goatse's name is Kirk and you haven't seen even the merest glimpse of what he does.

A true freak of nature. Like what he does shouldn't even be able to happen.

To the elbow.


It may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to.
2012-07-19 12:05:53 AM  
1 votes:

Ed Grubermann: The one that gets me, even though I know it's a shoop, is WTFTIT.JPG. Fake or not, it makes me want to hurl.


There's an insect called a Bot Fly http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Botfly (SFW)...

which does something very similar to that, only for real.
2012-07-18 10:37:24 PM  
1 votes:

Igor Jakovsky: 1. My first foray into internet grossness was tub girl, someone emailed it to me. I still cant get that pic outta my head

Meh. I've seen worse Japanese scat porn than that.

2. 2 girls 1 cup, well I got tricked into that one also. It is kind of crazy that made it into the mainstream. Family Guy had a skit about it.
Haven't seen it, don't want to.

3. goat se. I know what it is but Im not going to look
It's pretty tame by today's standards. If it was a woman doing it, people would be fapping like mad.

4. lemon party. I still dont know what that is but I read enough on Fark not to look
It's only shocking if you're disgusted by old people having sex.

5. bluewaffle . Same. not sure what it is but not going to look either
Now this one is disgusting. Mostly because you know something is horribly wrong with that woman.

The one that gets me, even though I know it's a shoop, is WTFTIT.JPG. Fake or not, it makes me want to hurl.
2012-07-18 09:52:01 PM  
1 votes:
zekeburger: I've seen goatse and it's not the most disturbing thing I've seen on the Internet. That would be the plot synopsis to A Serbian Movie.

100% agreed. Meatspin, waffle, gootse, lemon parties, pain olympics. doesnt touch the synopsis of that movie. Seriously.
2012-07-18 09:36:44 PM  
1 votes:
I've seen goatse and it's not the most disturbing thing I've seen on the Internet. That would be the plot synopsis to A Serbian Movie.
2012-07-18 07:49:20 PM  
1 votes:
t0.gstatic.com
2012-07-18 07:02:23 PM  
1 votes:

Wayne 985: By the way, not to sound all butthurt (haw haw haw), but I'm kind of annoyed that this nonsense got a greenlight and my link (an interview with Chris Nolan saying A Tale of Two Cities was the biggest source for this movie) got a red.

Welcome to Fark and all, but I'd hoped something intellectual might beat out a joke about some dude who stretched his asshole 13 years ago.


Don't give up. It just means you're not completely corrupted by this place. Give it time...

The first stage is clicking on a teacher/student affair thread and being disappointed at a lack of pics for judgment.
2012-07-18 06:40:53 PM  
1 votes:

FailOut08: So, there's a connection between goatse and Romney you're saying?


Of course there is. Mr. Goatse HAS a colossal arsehole, while Mitt Romney IS one.
2012-07-18 06:26:42 PM  
1 votes:
csb

Goatse's name is Kirk and you haven't seen even the merest glimpse of what he does.

A true freak of nature. Like what he does shouldn't even be able to happen.
2012-07-18 05:50:02 PM  
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Limbaugh's trolling is masterful.


you're better
2012-07-18 05:39:00 PM  
1 votes:
I don't see the ring.
 
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