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2012-07-18 09:36:44 PM
2 votes:
I've seen goatse and it's not the most disturbing thing I've seen on the Internet. That would be the plot synopsis to A Serbian Movie.
2012-07-18 05:56:28 PM
2 votes:
Goa tse has a special place in my, erm, heart, b/c it was the very first internet scare image I was ever exposed to. I managed to miss tubgirl, lemon party, 2 girls 1 cup, et al b/c I was immunized by a shot of goa tse. Thanks goa tse! If it wasn't for your horror, I would have made the mistake of countless other terrible internet gags.
2012-07-19 03:08:49 AM
1 votes:

Wayne 985: Dude... Don't take this the wrong way, but why? What made you learn about the film and think, "This sounds like something I want to see?"


A little bit of professional interest as a filmmaker. A lot of morbid curiosity combined with knowing that as disturbing as it is, it isn't real. It's actors performing a script, fake violence and (what particularly interested me) the use of camera angles and editing to show what can't be done. Plus I wanted to see a bit of Serbia. I don't know anything about the country. I wanted to see, in backgrounds and locations, a bit of what it looks like there.

Knowing it's fake I could watch it. I have encountered, but never seen, videos of soldiers tortured to death or brutally executed in Chechnya and Iraq. Those I would never allow myself to see. Doubtless other people could manage those. It all depends on what you trust yourself to handle.
2012-07-19 01:05:49 AM
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Wayne 985: Gordon Bennett: Wayne 985: phedex: zekeburger: I've seen goatse and it's not the most disturbing thing I've seen on the Internet. That would be the plot synopsis to A Serbian Movie.

100% agreed. Meatspin, waffle, gootse, lemon parties, pain olympics. doesnt touch the synopsis of that movie. Seriously.

I'll "ditto" that. I haven't been brave - or perhaps masochistic - enough to watch the movie myself. The Wikipedia summary was enough to make me disturbed.

I've seen it. You honestly don't quite get the same impact from watching it as you do reading the synopsis, accurate though it is. All of that is spaced out throughout the film rather than taken in all at once. The first half is quite slow, the second quickly becomes absurd. There's really only one bit that goes beyond the pale. That part is seen by two characters on a projected screen. The rest is manageable.

Dude... Don't take this the wrong way, but why? What made you learn about the film and think, "This sounds like something I want to see?"


Hell I read the wiki and felt slightly ill. Seriously why? I get horror and stuff but this is...something else entirely.
2012-07-19 12:56:24 AM
1 votes:

Ed Grubermann: darch: csb

Goatse's name is Kirk and you haven't seen even the merest glimpse of what he does.

A true freak of nature. Like what he does shouldn't even be able to happen.

To the elbow.


It may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to.
2012-07-19 12:05:53 AM
1 votes:

Ed Grubermann: The one that gets me, even though I know it's a shoop, is WTFTIT.JPG. Fake or not, it makes me want to hurl.


There's an insect called a Bot Fly http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Botfly (SFW)...

which does something very similar to that, only for real.
2012-07-18 10:37:24 PM
1 votes:

Igor Jakovsky: 1. My first foray into internet grossness was tub girl, someone emailed it to me. I still cant get that pic outta my head

Meh. I've seen worse Japanese scat porn than that.

2. 2 girls 1 cup, well I got tricked into that one also. It is kind of crazy that made it into the mainstream. Family Guy had a skit about it.
Haven't seen it, don't want to.

3. goat se. I know what it is but Im not going to look
It's pretty tame by today's standards. If it was a woman doing it, people would be fapping like mad.

4. lemon party. I still dont know what that is but I read enough on Fark not to look
It's only shocking if you're disgusted by old people having sex.

5. bluewaffle . Same. not sure what it is but not going to look either
Now this one is disgusting. Mostly because you know something is horribly wrong with that woman.

The one that gets me, even though I know it's a shoop, is WTFTIT.JPG. Fake or not, it makes me want to hurl.
2012-07-18 10:23:31 PM
1 votes:
"Lemon. Party. Good." - Mitt Romney
2012-07-18 09:59:33 PM
1 votes:
phedex: zekeburger: I've seen goatse and it's not the most disturbing thing I've seen on the Internet. That would be the plot synopsis to A Serbian Movie.

100% agreed. Meatspin, waffle, gootse, lemon parties, pain olympics. doesnt touch the synopsis of that movie. Seriously.


I'll "ditto" that. I haven't been brave - or perhaps masochistic - enough to watch the movie myself. The Wikipedia summary was enough to make me disturbed.
2012-07-18 09:52:01 PM
1 votes:
zekeburger: I've seen goatse and it's not the most disturbing thing I've seen on the Internet. That would be the plot synopsis to A Serbian Movie.

100% agreed. Meatspin, waffle, gootse, lemon parties, pain olympics. doesnt touch the synopsis of that movie. Seriously.
2012-07-18 08:39:36 PM
1 votes:

Wayne 985: [...]
Here's the original SuperHeroHype piece. It's short, but I thought it was interesting. [shrug]

Link


Thanks for that. Really. I'm getting a little tiered of the goat se thing too...
with just one exception...
2012-07-18 08:27:29 PM
1 votes:
OK. laughed at the comments FTFA:

ajmOpoe
I'm definitely telling my friends to goatse this movie now.

Pedro
I'll be sure to leave a gaping hole in my schedule on release day.

BingleyJoe
I had plans to make these same jokes, but you two came along and rectum.

CeviChase
that last pun was a bit of a stretch

James Bradford
Just shows how a mistimed joke can go and bung up a perfectly good gag worse than a misplaced colon.

koishoes
No reason to be so anal about it, though.

BingleyJoe
Well shoot.. I was just trying to show everyone what I'm made of.

f17zy
You guys should read that other Gawker article about the critic dumping on the movie. Apparently he thinks it stinks!

PhD in the OC
I almost lost the tossed salad that I had for dinner.

James
Butt.
2012-07-18 08:03:23 PM
1 votes:
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2012-07-18 07:49:20 PM
1 votes:
t0.gstatic.com
2012-07-18 07:34:37 PM
1 votes:

nytmare: Wayne 985: By the way, not to sound all butthurt (haw haw haw), but I'm kind of annoyed that this nonsense got a greenlight and my link (an interview with Chris Nolan saying A Tale of Two Cities was the biggest source for this movie) got a red.

Welcome to Fark and all, but I'd hoped something intellectual might beat out a joke about some dude who stretched his asshole 13 years ago.

Awww, diddums summit his widdle wink wid a bedder headwine? Diddums? You are aware your exact complaint is so farking banal it's practically a cliche on Fark?


i had a few greens recently. i had to make more than 2 submissions though.
2012-07-18 07:22:48 PM
1 votes:
Sigh... here I go again

img.photobucket.com
2012-07-18 06:48:29 PM
1 votes:
By the way, not to sound all butthurt (haw haw haw), but I'm kind of annoyed that this nonsense got a greenlight and my link (an interview with Chris Nolan saying A Tale of Two Cities was the biggest source for this movie) got a red.

Welcome to Fark and all, but I'd hoped something intellectual might beat out a joke about some dude who stretched his asshole 13 years ago.
2012-07-18 06:40:53 PM
1 votes:

FailOut08: So, there's a connection between goatse and Romney you're saying?


Of course there is. Mr. Goatse HAS a colossal arsehole, while Mitt Romney IS one.
2012-07-18 06:15:47 PM
1 votes:
Is this another article about how Limbaugh thinks the character Bane in TDKR is a direct response to Bain Capital and Mitt Romney? If so, haven't we had enough of those already?
2012-07-18 05:51:17 PM
1 votes:
You know it's the internet and nothing ever leaves it but I really wish that and tubgirl would go away forever. The only good thing about having those burned into my mind is that now when someone says "You wanna see something gross on the internet" I can easily say "Fark no I don't."
2012-07-18 05:48:41 PM
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Limbaugh's trolling is masterful.


Yes, it was really masterful how he demonstrated he knew nothing whatsoever about the movie, including it's title.

The Dark Knight Lights Up or whatever the name is

really vicious fire breathing four eyed whatever it is
2012-07-18 05:41:45 PM
1 votes:
Limbaugh's trolling is masterful.
2012-07-18 05:40:34 PM
1 votes:
So, there's a connection between goatse and Romney you're saying?
2012-07-18 05:39:00 PM
1 votes:
I don't see the ring.
 
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