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2012-07-18 08:29:36 PM  
Gawker is such a predictable piece of shiat site. It's the online version of your annoying friend who couldn't stop quoting Monty Python.
 
2012-07-18 08:37:55 PM  

spamdog: Gawker is such a predictable piece of shiat site. It's the online version of your annoying friend who couldn't stop quoting Monty Python.



I wish I hadn't seen what you did there.
 
2012-07-18 08:39:36 PM  

Wayne 985: [...]
Here's the original SuperHeroHype piece. It's short, but I thought it was interesting. [shrug]

Link


Thanks for that. Really. I'm getting a little tiered of the goat se thing too...
with just one exception...
 
2012-07-18 08:42:21 PM  

Aboleth: Sigh... here I go again

[img.photobucket.com image 222x1020]


First time I've seen it, got a funny vote from me....

/the previously mentioned exception.
 
2012-07-18 08:44:26 PM  

Aboleth: Sigh... here I go again

[img.photobucket.com image 222x1020]


fricken brilliant.

 
2012-07-18 08:48:01 PM  

bluorangefyre: Damn you subby, are you just BEGGING to summon... HIM???


We're all damn lucky he hasn't shown up yet. The uninitiated are always unprepared for it. This thread could easily spiral out of control.
 
2012-07-18 08:58:41 PM  

azazyel: You know it's the internet and nothing ever leaves it but I really wish that and tubgirl would go away forever. The only good thing about having those burned into my mind is that now when someone says "You wanna see something gross on the internet" I can easily say "Fark no I don't."


You think tubgirl is bad? HA!

You should see Jar Man or 2 girls 1 cup.
 
2012-07-18 09:17:33 PM  

Wayne 985: By the way, not to sound all butthurt (haw haw haw), but I'm kind of annoyed that this nonsense got a greenlight and my link (an interview with Chris Nolan saying A Tale of Two Cities was the biggest source for this movie) got a red.

Welcome to Fark and all, but I'd hoped something intellectual might beat out a joke about some dude who stretched his asshole 13 years ago.


My condolences, since my "Hushed" submit about Jim Lord did too, though I was probably the 1023rd to come up with that.
 
2012-07-18 09:36:44 PM  
I've seen goatse and it's not the most disturbing thing I've seen on the Internet. That would be the plot synopsis to A Serbian Movie.
 
2012-07-18 09:52:01 PM  
zekeburger: I've seen goatse and it's not the most disturbing thing I've seen on the Internet. That would be the plot synopsis to A Serbian Movie.

100% agreed. Meatspin, waffle, gootse, lemon parties, pain olympics. doesnt touch the synopsis of that movie. Seriously.
 
2012-07-18 09:57:24 PM  
That's upsetting.
 
2012-07-18 09:59:33 PM  
phedex: zekeburger: I've seen goatse and it's not the most disturbing thing I've seen on the Internet. That would be the plot synopsis to A Serbian Movie.

100% agreed. Meatspin, waffle, gootse, lemon parties, pain olympics. doesnt touch the synopsis of that movie. Seriously.


I'll "ditto" that. I haven't been brave - or perhaps masochistic - enough to watch the movie myself. The Wikipedia summary was enough to make me disturbed.
 
2012-07-18 10:00:13 PM  
1. My first foray into internet grossness was tub girl, someone emailed it to me. I still cant get that pic outta my head
2. 2 girls 1 cup, well I got tricked into that one also. It is kind of crazy that made it into the mainstream. Family Guy had a skit about it.
3. goat se. I know what it is but Im not going to look
4. lemon party. I still dont know what that is but I read enough on Fark not to look
5. bluewaffle . Same. not sure what it is but not going to look either
 
2012-07-18 10:02:50 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: 1. My first foray into internet grossness was tub girl, someone emailed it to me. I still cant get that pic outta my head
2. 2 girls 1 cup, well I got tricked into that one also. It is kind of crazy that made it into the mainstream. Family Guy had a skit about it.
3. goat se. I know what it is but Im not going to look
4. lemon party. I still dont know what that is but I read enough on Fark not to look
5. bluewaffle . Same. not sure what it is but not going to look either


Lemon Party made me laugh. It's basically three old dudes having gay sex. I mean, it's not pleasant to look at, but it's humorous in a bizarre way. The Simpsons and 30 Rock both did jokes about it.
 
2012-07-18 10:12:58 PM  
I had to look up the Serbian Movie on wiki, and holy shiat. Add that to the list of things I hope to never even come across.

Wiki - A Serbian Film

Saw most the well known ones. I have NO idea what blue waffles is and I don't really care to know lol.
 
2012-07-18 10:23:31 PM  
"Lemon. Party. Good." - Mitt Romney
 
2012-07-18 10:36:54 PM  

Wayne 985: Igor Jakovsky: 1. My first foray into internet grossness was tub girl, someone emailed it to me. I still cant get that pic outta my head
2. 2 girls 1 cup, well I got tricked into that one also. It is kind of crazy that made it into the mainstream. Family Guy had a skit about it.
3. goat se. I know what it is but Im not going to look
4. lemon party. I still dont know what that is but I read enough on Fark not to look
5. bluewaffle . Same. not sure what it is but not going to look either

Lemon Party made me laugh. It's basically three old dudes having gay sex. I mean, it's not pleasant to look at, but it's humorous in a bizarre way. The Simpsons and 30 Rock both did jokes about it.


It's not a Lemon party without old Dick.
 
2012-07-18 10:37:24 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: 1. My first foray into internet grossness was tub girl, someone emailed it to me. I still cant get that pic outta my head

Meh. I've seen worse Japanese scat porn than that.

2. 2 girls 1 cup, well I got tricked into that one also. It is kind of crazy that made it into the mainstream. Family Guy had a skit about it.
Haven't seen it, don't want to.

3. goat se. I know what it is but Im not going to look
It's pretty tame by today's standards. If it was a woman doing it, people would be fapping like mad.

4. lemon party. I still dont know what that is but I read enough on Fark not to look
It's only shocking if you're disgusted by old people having sex.

5. bluewaffle . Same. not sure what it is but not going to look either
Now this one is disgusting. Mostly because you know something is horribly wrong with that woman.

The one that gets me, even though I know it's a shoop, is WTFTIT.JPG. Fake or not, it makes me want to hurl.
 
2012-07-18 10:40:38 PM  

phedex: Meatspin


Meatspin is hilarious. It's just two guys having fun with their dicks.
 
2012-07-18 10:54:03 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: 1. My first foray into internet grossness was tub girl, someone emailed it to me. I still cant get that pic outta my head
2. 2 girls 1 cup, well I got tricked into that one also. It is kind of crazy that made it into the mainstream. Family Guy had a skit about it.
3. goat se. I know what it is but Im not going to look
4. lemon party. I still dont know what that is but I read enough on Fark not to look
5. bluewaffle . Same. not sure what it is but not going to look either


I have, through care and diligence, managed to avoid all of these. I know what they are and even tricked people into seeing them during my jackass years, but I have never partaken myself.
 
2012-07-18 11:51:34 PM  
Rush is just mumbling out of his ass.
 
2012-07-18 11:54:58 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: MadCat221: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Limbaugh's trolling is masterful.

I think you are overestimating Limbo's intelligence level. Also... Poe's Law. He's the posterboy.

Oh, I don't believe for an instant he believes anything he broadcasts. I think he's a genius, though, for convincing so many on both sides that he's genuine.


===============================

Holy crap I have been saying this same thing for years! Limbaugh, Coulter, O'Reiley, all of the "mainstream" conservative gasbags are the same. They're showmen with an absolutely brilliant business plan. They know that they can make gobs of money without having to actually do any work other than say the most outrageous, inflammatory things they can come up with. The small-time copycats on the AM stations though, you gotta watch out for those nuts because they actually believe what they say.
 
2012-07-19 12:05:53 AM  

Ed Grubermann: The one that gets me, even though I know it's a shoop, is WTFTIT.JPG. Fake or not, it makes me want to hurl.


There's an insect called a Bot Fly http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Botfly (SFW)...

which does something very similar to that, only for real.
 
2012-07-19 12:41:09 AM  

Wayne 985: phedex: zekeburger: I've seen goatse and it's not the most disturbing thing I've seen on the Internet. That would be the plot synopsis to A Serbian Movie.

100% agreed. Meatspin, waffle, gootse, lemon parties, pain olympics. doesnt touch the synopsis of that movie. Seriously.

I'll "ditto" that. I haven't been brave - or perhaps masochistic - enough to watch the movie myself. The Wikipedia summary was enough to make me disturbed.


I've seen it. You honestly don't quite get the same impact from watching it as you do reading the synopsis, accurate though it is. All of that is spaced out throughout the film rather than taken in all at once. The first half is quite slow, the second quickly becomes absurd. There's really only one bit that goes beyond the pale. That part is seen by two characters on a projected screen. The rest is manageable.
 
2012-07-19 12:45:03 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Wayne 985: phedex: zekeburger: I've seen goatse and it's not the most disturbing thing I've seen on the Internet. That would be the plot synopsis to A Serbian Movie.

100% agreed. Meatspin, waffle, gootse, lemon parties, pain olympics. doesnt touch the synopsis of that movie. Seriously.

I'll "ditto" that. I haven't been brave - or perhaps masochistic - enough to watch the movie myself. The Wikipedia summary was enough to make me disturbed.

I've seen it. You honestly don't quite get the same impact from watching it as you do reading the synopsis, accurate though it is. All of that is spaced out throughout the film rather than taken in all at once. The first half is quite slow, the second quickly becomes absurd. There's really only one bit that goes beyond the pale. That part is seen by two characters on a projected screen. The rest is manageable.


Dude... Don't take this the wrong way, but why? What made you learn about the film and think, "This sounds like something I want to see?"
 
2012-07-19 12:56:24 AM  

Ed Grubermann: darch: csb

Goatse's name is Kirk and you haven't seen even the merest glimpse of what he does.

A true freak of nature. Like what he does shouldn't even be able to happen.

To the elbow.


It may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to.
 
2012-07-19 01:05:49 AM  

Wayne 985: Gordon Bennett: Wayne 985: phedex: zekeburger: I've seen goatse and it's not the most disturbing thing I've seen on the Internet. That would be the plot synopsis to A Serbian Movie.

100% agreed. Meatspin, waffle, gootse, lemon parties, pain olympics. doesnt touch the synopsis of that movie. Seriously.

I'll "ditto" that. I haven't been brave - or perhaps masochistic - enough to watch the movie myself. The Wikipedia summary was enough to make me disturbed.

I've seen it. You honestly don't quite get the same impact from watching it as you do reading the synopsis, accurate though it is. All of that is spaced out throughout the film rather than taken in all at once. The first half is quite slow, the second quickly becomes absurd. There's really only one bit that goes beyond the pale. That part is seen by two characters on a projected screen. The rest is manageable.

Dude... Don't take this the wrong way, but why? What made you learn about the film and think, "This sounds like something I want to see?"


Hell I read the wiki and felt slightly ill. Seriously why? I get horror and stuff but this is...something else entirely.
 
2012-07-19 03:08:49 AM  

Wayne 985: Dude... Don't take this the wrong way, but why? What made you learn about the film and think, "This sounds like something I want to see?"


A little bit of professional interest as a filmmaker. A lot of morbid curiosity combined with knowing that as disturbing as it is, it isn't real. It's actors performing a script, fake violence and (what particularly interested me) the use of camera angles and editing to show what can't be done. Plus I wanted to see a bit of Serbia. I don't know anything about the country. I wanted to see, in backgrounds and locations, a bit of what it looks like there.

Knowing it's fake I could watch it. I have encountered, but never seen, videos of soldiers tortured to death or brutally executed in Chechnya and Iraq. Those I would never allow myself to see. Doubtless other people could manage those. It all depends on what you trust yourself to handle.
 
2012-07-19 07:23:19 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Knowing it's fake I could watch it. I have encountered, but never seen, videos of soldiers tortured to death or brutally executed in Chechnya and Iraq. Those I would never allow myself to see. Doubtless other people could manage those. It all depends on what you trust yourself to handle.


Some watch and masturbate furiously i'm sure but for others, its a simple confirmation if they haven't seen it before on the 3d screen outside. You can watch pigs die, deer die, all form farm life die, a squirrel die, cats and dogs on the road dying all the time. We die just like everything else, confused and in pain, there is no dignity. Thats why I think they watch, they want simple confirmation, a heads up. They dong know for sure and they want the truth that this is what its going to be like, its going to suck and your going to be screaming. Most likely it wont even be fast.

Live the wrong life and you find this out without a how-to video, ask EMT's or those who go to war or even those born into the wrong neighborhood.
 
2012-07-19 08:03:36 AM  
WHAT

THE

FARK?!?
 
2012-07-19 08:45:51 AM  

Fragarach: Ed Grubermann: darch: csb

Goatse's name is Kirk and you haven't seen even the merest glimpse of what he does.

A true freak of nature. Like what he does shouldn't even be able to happen.

To the elbow.

It may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to.


Show me that you love me and that we belong together.
 
2012-07-19 09:01:25 AM  
No one has mentioned "One man one jar" yet? Jesus.....the sound of ANY glass crunching makes me cringe now...
 
2012-07-19 09:51:43 AM  

genepool lifeboat: Fragarach: Ed Grubermann: darch: csb

Goatse's name is Kirk and you haven't seen even the merest glimpse of what he does.

A true freak of nature. Like what he does shouldn't even be able to happen.

To the elbow.

It may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to.

Show me that you love me and that we belong together.


Relax,turn around and take my hand.
 
2012-07-19 10:07:28 AM  
nothing to add, just kind of wanting to do a stomach constitution challenge when I look up all these images at home.
 
2012-07-19 11:09:56 AM  
Why does Bane need a series of eight tubes to inhale his special gas?
 
2012-07-19 11:28:57 AM  

Tentacle: Why does Bane need a series of eight tubes to inhale his special gas?


Comic Book. Just go with it.
 
2012-07-19 12:54:34 PM  

A Terrible Human: I don't think Kirk Johnson is even alive anymore. Him and his amazingly stretchy anus will be missed.


Isn't there a documentary about him? I'm a little scared to google it.
 
2012-07-19 12:59:12 PM  

Tentacle: Why does Bane need a series of eight tubes to inhale his special gas?


He's constantly high on jenkem.
 
2012-07-19 01:01:18 PM  

Tentacle: Why does Bane need a series of eight tubes to inhale his special gas?


Because you can't ship it with a big truck.
 
2012-07-19 02:01:24 PM  
BANE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
 
2012-07-19 02:25:36 PM  
darch:
Goatse's name is Kirk

upload.wikimedia.org

Wayne 985:
Lemon Party made me laugh. It's basically three old dudes having gay sex. I mean, it's not pleasant to look at, but it's humorous in a bizarre way. The Simpsons and 30 Rock both did jokes about it.

I think Lemon Party is kind of sweet, I mean, I hope I'm gettin' lucky at their age; a threesome no less. But it would be fantastic for trolling homophobes with, you know those guys who are so afraid that if they look at a gay picture, they'll become gay.
 
2012-07-19 04:43:46 PM  
I was really, really tempted to change everyone's desktop to an animated GIF of meatspin via AD & GPEDIT when I left my last job.

Really, REALLY tempted.

(Hint: Ancient law firm with a TON spinstery old bats and attorneys that were stick-in-the-muds)
 
2012-07-19 10:50:10 PM  
Kirk Johnson is dead.

link

Theres a pic of him. A normal, regular pic, and a link to the goatse site.
 
2012-07-19 11:00:11 PM  
Since this is the most recent thread - I just got back from seeing it.

SPOILERS *********** SPOILERS *********** SPOILERS *********** SPOILERS *********** SPOILERS ***********

In my opinion, it's clearly the worst of the three films. Not until the very, very last 30 seconds did I really feel any emotion. The film is just too unfocused and the pacing is not great. Also, the sound design was just not good - maybe it was my thither, but Bane's voice was WAY too loud, and it made it sound like the voice was always coming from a PA, and not Bane's mouth. Worst of all, the movie seems thematically lacking compared to both of the previous films.

More dicsussion in threads to come, just wanted to jot down some initial thoughts.
 
2012-07-19 11:06:45 PM  
Also: http://www.pornhub.com/users/kirkj

Goddammitsomuch, why does encyclopedia dramatica have the pics before the info?! I didn't want to see it. I didn't.
 
2012-07-20 04:34:47 AM  
Yep just saw it. Ugh.

Oh well we still have Bbegins and Dark Knight.

Oh what might have been...
 
2012-07-21 12:23:11 PM  
So... We at Fark didn't like it? I was glad they moved away from the more or less realistic Dark Knight setting, and went back towards the more fantasy style Batman Begins like setting as far as realism goes. This was definitely a Batman movie for those who read Knightfall, No man's land, and The Dark Knight Returns.

Although, tons of things don't make sense to me:

*SPoilers*

So Wayne has no money now? And he's still managing to run around the world with Selina, yet everyone thinks he's dead again... Won't he be recognized somewhere?
 
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