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2012-07-18 05:39:00 PM
I don't see the ring.
 
2012-07-18 05:39:18 PM
That is simply nasty,subby...-1/2
 
2012-07-18 05:40:34 PM
So, there's a connection between goatse and Romney you're saying?
 
2012-07-18 05:41:30 PM
It's so obvious. Beyond speculumation.
 
2012-07-18 05:41:45 PM
Limbaugh's trolling is masterful.
 
2012-07-18 05:44:36 PM
I've only seen the trailers. Can't wait to see the hole thing.
 
2012-07-18 05:47:12 PM

Uzzah: I've only seen the trailers. Can't wait to see the hole thing.


You should see if they dumped a poopleg on the web.
 
2012-07-18 05:48:41 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Limbaugh's trolling is masterful.


Yes, it was really masterful how he demonstrated he knew nothing whatsoever about the movie, including it's title.

The Dark Knight Lights Up or whatever the name is

really vicious fire breathing four eyed whatever it is
 
2012-07-18 05:49:14 PM
Tip of the hat to the puns. But srsly Farkers have been pointing this out since the mask was shown. And really? Limbaugh? Why the hell do people pay you? Not even from a politics point of view.
 
2012-07-18 05:50:02 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Limbaugh's trolling is masterful.


you're better
 
2012-07-18 05:51:17 PM
You know it's the internet and nothing ever leaves it but I really wish that and tubgirl would go away forever. The only good thing about having those burned into my mind is that now when someone says "You wanna see something gross on the internet" I can easily say "Fark no I don't."
 
2012-07-18 05:56:04 PM

FailOut08: So, there's a connection between goatse and Romney you're saying?


It would work better if Santorum had won the primaries
 
2012-07-18 05:56:28 PM
Goa tse has a special place in my, erm, heart, b/c it was the very first internet scare image I was ever exposed to. I managed to miss tubgirl, lemon party, 2 girls 1 cup, et al b/c I was immunized by a shot of goa tse. Thanks goa tse! If it wasn't for your horror, I would have made the mistake of countless other terrible internet gags.
 
2012-07-18 06:08:19 PM
I wonder if Bat (h tub) Girl is in this one?
 
2012-07-18 06:09:41 PM
I got an invite for a free midnight showing to see Batman which will immediately be followed by a Lemon Party.
 
2012-07-18 06:15:47 PM
Is this another article about how Limbaugh thinks the character Bane in TDKR is a direct response to Bain Capital and Mitt Romney? If so, haven't we had enough of those already?
 
2012-07-18 06:26:42 PM
csb

Goatse's name is Kirk and you haven't seen even the merest glimpse of what he does.

A true freak of nature. Like what he does shouldn't even be able to happen.
 
2012-07-18 06:30:58 PM

Trocadero: Goa tse has a special place in my, erm, heart, b/c it was the very first internet scare image I was ever exposed to. I managed to miss tubgirl, lemon party, 2 girls 1 cup, et al b/c I was immunized by a shot of goa tse. Thanks goa tse! If it wasn't for your horror, I would have made the mistake of countless other terrible internet gags.


blue waffles?

you forgot blue waffles
 
2012-07-18 06:31:07 PM
Damn you subby, are you just BEGGING to summon... HIM???
 
2012-07-18 06:31:13 PM
This is what happens when people spend 8 hours a day surfing the Internet. They see things to match their perversions.
 
2012-07-18 06:39:40 PM

MurphyMurphy: Trocadero: Goa tse has a special place in my, erm, heart, b/c it was the very first internet scare image I was ever exposed to. I managed to miss tubgirl, lemon party, 2 girls 1 cup, et al b/c I was immunized by a shot of goa tse. Thanks goa tse! If it wasn't for your horror, I would have made the mistake of countless other terrible internet gags.

blue waffles?
you forgot blue waffles


And BME Pain Olympics.
 
2012-07-18 06:40:53 PM

FailOut08: So, there's a connection between goatse and Romney you're saying?


Of course there is. Mr. Goatse HAS a colossal arsehole, while Mitt Romney IS one.
 
2012-07-18 06:48:29 PM
By the way, not to sound all butthurt (haw haw haw), but I'm kind of annoyed that this nonsense got a greenlight and my link (an interview with Chris Nolan saying A Tale of Two Cities was the biggest source for this movie) got a red.

Welcome to Fark and all, but I'd hoped something intellectual might beat out a joke about some dude who stretched his asshole 13 years ago.
 
2012-07-18 06:50:17 PM
This is a repeat, I remember it from like May.
 
2012-07-18 06:58:17 PM

Wayne 985: By the way, not to sound all butthurt (haw haw haw), but I'm kind of annoyed that this nonsense got a greenlight and my link (an interview with Chris Nolan saying A Tale of Two Cities was the biggest source for this movie) got a red.

Welcome to Fark and all, but I'd hoped something intellectual might beat out a joke about some dude who stretched his asshole 13 years ago.


We're kind of at a saturation point for Batman articles. I'm getting kind of sick of them, but I would like to read that if you could post it. I always thought the "we're always drunk or drinking" jokes was based on some of the logic of green lights.

/was late to the game on the origins
 
2012-07-18 07:00:28 PM
i don't get it. is there a goat in the movie?
 
2012-07-18 07:00:54 PM
diablo.incgamers.com
 
2012-07-18 07:02:20 PM
www.whosurmuse.com

you gots a problem with my mask? well, do ya?
 
2012-07-18 07:02:23 PM

Wayne 985: By the way, not to sound all butthurt (haw haw haw), but I'm kind of annoyed that this nonsense got a greenlight and my link (an interview with Chris Nolan saying A Tale of Two Cities was the biggest source for this movie) got a red.

Welcome to Fark and all, but I'd hoped something intellectual might beat out a joke about some dude who stretched his asshole 13 years ago.


Don't give up. It just means you're not completely corrupted by this place. Give it time...

The first stage is clicking on a teacher/student affair thread and being disappointed at a lack of pics for judgment.
 
2012-07-18 07:03:16 PM

Trocadero: Goa tse has a special place in my, erm, heart, b/c it was the very first internet scare image I was ever exposed to. I managed to miss tubgirl, lemon party, 2 girls 1 cup, et al b/c I was immunized by a shot of goa tse. Thanks goa tse! If it wasn't for your horror, I would have made the mistake of countless other terrible internet gags.


The first terrible thing I can recall seeing on the internet was the mason jar that breaks in that gentleman's rectum.(rectum? damn near killed him!)

Anyways...I hadn't heard of the tubgirl image...i now wish I hadn't seen that picture..clearly a case of 'what has been seen cannot be unseen. Blecgh!!
 
2012-07-18 07:05:59 PM

thecpt: Wayne 985: By the way, not to sound all butthurt (haw haw haw), but I'm kind of annoyed that this nonsense got a greenlight and my link (an interview with Chris Nolan saying A Tale of Two Cities was the biggest source for this movie) got a red.

Welcome to Fark and all, but I'd hoped something intellectual might beat out a joke about some dude who stretched his asshole 13 years ago.

We're kind of at a saturation point for Batman articles. I'm getting kind of sick of them, but I would like to read that if you could post it. I always thought the "we're always drunk or drinking" jokes was based on some of the logic of green lights.

/was late to the game on the origins


Here's the original SuperHeroHype piece. It's short, but I thought it was interesting. [shrug]

Link
 
2012-07-18 07:06:03 PM

WhyKnot: Trocadero: Goa tse has a special place in my, erm, heart, b/c it was the very first internet scare image I was ever exposed to. I managed to miss tubgirl, lemon party, 2 girls 1 cup, et al b/c I was immunized by a shot of goa tse. Thanks goa tse! If it wasn't for your horror, I would have made the mistake of countless other terrible internet gags.

The first terrible thing I can recall seeing on the internet was the mason jar that breaks in that gentleman's rectum.(rectum? damn near killed him!)

Anyways...I hadn't heard of the tubgirl image...i now wish I hadn't seen that picture..clearly a case of 'what has been seen cannot be unseen. Blecgh!!


Ha Ha!

kennysilva.net

It's like this but with poop!
 
2012-07-18 07:13:31 PM
www.the-elite.net

why would anyone do that???????????????????????
 
2012-07-18 07:19:51 PM

WizardofToast: I don't see the ring.


They always forget the ring.
 
2012-07-18 07:22:04 PM

some_beer_drinker: i don't get it. is there a goat in the movie?


You're thinking of Insheeption.
 
2012-07-18 07:22:48 PM
Sigh... here I go again

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-18 07:24:54 PM

darch: csb

Goatse's name is Kirk and you haven't seen even the merest glimpse of what he does.

A true freak of nature. Like what he does shouldn't even be able to happen.


To the elbow.
 
2012-07-18 07:27:47 PM

Wayne 985: By the way, not to sound all butthurt (haw haw haw), but I'm kind of annoyed that this nonsense got a greenlight and my link (an interview with Chris Nolan saying A Tale of Two Cities was the biggest source for this movie) got a red.

Welcome to Fark and all, but I'd hoped something intellectual might beat out a joke about some dude who stretched his asshole 13 years ago.


Awww, diddums summit his widdle wink wid a bedder headwine? Diddums? You are aware your exact complaint is so farking banal it's practically a cliche on Fark?
 
2012-07-18 07:34:37 PM

nytmare: Wayne 985: By the way, not to sound all butthurt (haw haw haw), but I'm kind of annoyed that this nonsense got a greenlight and my link (an interview with Chris Nolan saying A Tale of Two Cities was the biggest source for this movie) got a red.

Welcome to Fark and all, but I'd hoped something intellectual might beat out a joke about some dude who stretched his asshole 13 years ago.

Awww, diddums summit his widdle wink wid a bedder headwine? Diddums? You are aware your exact complaint is so farking banal it's practically a cliche on Fark?


i had a few greens recently. i had to make more than 2 submissions though.
 
2012-07-18 07:38:48 PM

nytmare: Wayne 985: By the way, not to sound all butthurt (haw haw haw), but I'm kind of annoyed that this nonsense got a greenlight and my link (an interview with Chris Nolan saying A Tale of Two Cities was the biggest source for this movie) got a red.

Welcome to Fark and all, but I'd hoped something intellectual might beat out a joke about some dude who stretched his asshole 13 years ago.

Awww, diddums summit his widdle wink wid a bedder headwine? Diddums? You are aware your exact complaint is so farking banal it's practically a cliche on Fark?


I've read this three times and still don't understand "diddums." Would you explain?
 
2012-07-18 07:44:40 PM
WARNING NSFW!!!

you can go over to billy goat goatse dot com for the full scoop on kirk...
 
2012-07-18 07:45:35 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Limbaugh's trolling is masterful.


I think you are overestimating Limbo's intelligence level. Also... Poe's Law. He's the posterboy.
 
2012-07-18 07:49:20 PM
t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-07-18 07:50:45 PM

FailOut08: So, there's a connection between goatse and Romney you're saying?


Yes, in Romney's America, the 99% are to assume the goatse position so that the 1% may efficiently have their way with them.
 
2012-07-18 07:52:52 PM
I don't think Kirk Johnson is even alive anymore. Him and his amazingly stretchy anus will be missed.

/blue waffle is the new thing to horrify people with nowadays
 
2012-07-18 08:03:23 PM
i.timeinc.net

consumerist-com.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com
 
2012-07-18 08:04:42 PM
Came for the cat photo, leaving satis....disturbed.
 
2012-07-18 08:07:21 PM
This is fantastic publicity and Limbaugh is a raging capitalist, so let's turn this around - how much is Christopher Nolan paying him to promote his movie?
 
2012-07-18 08:25:03 PM

MadCat221: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Limbaugh's trolling is masterful.

I think you are overestimating Limbo's intelligence level. Also... Poe's Law. He's the posterboy.


Oh, I don't believe for an instant he believes anything he broadcasts. I think he's a genius, though, for convincing so many on both sides that he's genuine.
 
2012-07-18 08:27:29 PM
OK. laughed at the comments FTFA:

ajmOpoe
I'm definitely telling my friends to goatse this movie now.

Pedro
I'll be sure to leave a gaping hole in my schedule on release day.

BingleyJoe
I had plans to make these same jokes, but you two came along and rectum.

CeviChase
that last pun was a bit of a stretch

James Bradford
Just shows how a mistimed joke can go and bung up a perfectly good gag worse than a misplaced colon.

koishoes
No reason to be so anal about it, though.

BingleyJoe
Well shoot.. I was just trying to show everyone what I'm made of.

f17zy
You guys should read that other Gawker article about the critic dumping on the movie. Apparently he thinks it stinks!

PhD in the OC
I almost lost the tossed salad that I had for dinner.

James
Butt.
 
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