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(610 WIOD)   Stolen Matisse painting "Odalisque in Red Pants" recovered from "couple now in orange jumpsuits"   (610wiod.com) divider line 11
    More: Florida, Matisse, French Police, Lowe's  
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3485 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Jul 2012 at 12:02 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-07-18 12:07:09 PM  
I'm sure prison is going to make quite an impression!
 
2012-07-18 12:08:09 PM  
What kind of currency is 400-thousand-dollars presented in? I don't recognize it.
 
2012-07-18 12:08:56 PM  
I'd give them $18 for it. $15 for the frame and $3 for the image. And not a penny more.
 
2012-07-18 12:13:29 PM  

fappomatic: I'd give them $18 for it. $15 for the frame and $3 for the image. And not a penny more.


I know a guy who specializes in stolen paintings, let me have him look at it
 
2012-07-18 12:19:20 PM  
Ok pal, drop that painting and get against the wall!
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-07-18 12:19:26 PM  

fappomatic: I'd give them $18 for it. $15 for the frame and $3 for the image. And not a penny more.


What do you want, a money shot?
 
2012-07-18 12:21:36 PM  
Undercover agents bought the 1925 painting at the Lowe's Hotel for 1-point-5-million-dollars.

This is how we're writing numbers now? I didn't get the memo.
 
2012-07-18 12:42:06 PM  
"Agents from Interpol, the FBI and Venezuelan, British, Spanish and French police have been serching for the 1925 Henri Matisse painting for nearly 10 years, but no one knew where it was."

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2012-07-18 01:06:30 PM  
Pic is NSFW
 
2012-07-18 01:12:25 PM  
3 mil for that? I wouldn't give you a drop of piss for it. That thing looks like it was painted by child.
 
2012-07-18 01:28:21 PM  

fappomatic: I'd give them $18 for it. $15 for the frame and $3 for the image. And not a penny more.


Agreed I've seen 3rd graders finger paint better.
 
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