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(STLToday)   Woman arrested for calling 911 because her boyfriend wouldn't give her another beer   (stltoday.com) divider line 75
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2012-07-18 12:18:34 PM
I'll allow it.
 
2012-07-18 12:54:40 PM

Sybarite: I'll allow it.


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2012-07-18 03:07:34 PM
Well, who else would she call?
 
2012-07-18 03:09:31 PM
I'll bet he was unwilling to make her a sammich, too.
 
2012-07-18 03:09:47 PM
Really? Arrested? Do we really need to arrest and ruin someone's job getting ability because they called the police 6 times?
 
2012-07-18 03:09:50 PM
Everyone knows that's not the responsibility of the police. She should have called the sheriff instead, lack of beer is better handled at the county level.
 
2012-07-18 03:11:02 PM
hello jbt's my hoe want git me a beer, send swat it, please do not shoot my dog.
 
2012-07-18 03:13:04 PM
Drunk people problems.
 
2012-07-18 03:13:37 PM

Doink_Boink: Well, who else would she call?


Milton Keynes?

/I know who I DO NOT want to take me home
 
2012-07-18 03:14:02 PM
Was she one of these women?

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/somewhat obscure
 
2012-07-18 03:14:09 PM
He probably needed all the beer he could get for himself, just to be able to deal with someone like that.
 
2012-07-18 03:14:09 PM
Flor...oh, wait.
 
2012-07-18 03:15:14 PM
What's going on? Yesterday or so a 19 yo biatch slapped a 21 yo for getting the wrong kind of beer.
 
2012-07-18 03:15:31 PM
what kind of beer? Yeungling??
 
2012-07-18 03:16:29 PM
Obviously, she forgot 'sudo'.
 
2012-07-18 03:18:53 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: what kind of beer? Yeungling yuengling??


FIFY.

/Don't fark with the only good thing that came out of Pennsyltucky.
 
2012-07-18 03:19:54 PM
Why wasent she fetching his beer?

"More fetching less talking"
 
2012-07-18 03:21:18 PM
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2012-07-18 03:21:25 PM
You might be a drunk if you think that calling the cops for more beer as opposed to walking down to a corner store makes more sense.

Or

Dispatcher: 9-1-1, What's the emergency?
Lady: He won't gimme muh BEEeaR!
Dispatcher: Excuse me ma'am? What's the emergency?
Lady: My motherf*farkin' sorry excuse of a man won't gimme 'NOTHER BEER! They're MY beers!
Dispatcher: Ma'am, is anyone hurt... is there an emergency?
Lady: This is un emerchansssie! Dis is theft! He dun stoled my beers!!
Dispatcher: This is not the proper usage of 9-1-1 services, ma'am. I suggest you take his advise and stop drinking for the night.

Rinse and repeat, what, 6 times?
 
2012-07-18 03:24:01 PM
6 times meaning sex
 
2012-07-18 03:26:07 PM
Boyfriend should have known she was serious after the second time.

There's no excuse for no more beer.
 
2012-07-18 03:30:16 PM
Who amongest us hasn't done the very same thing?
 
2012-07-18 03:30:48 PM
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2012-07-18 03:31:15 PM

Smoky Dragon Dish: Jon iz teh kewl: what kind of beer? Yeungling yuengling Yuengling??

FIFY.


FIFY.
 
2012-07-18 03:31:49 PM

Whiplash!!!: Really? Arrested? Do we really need to arrest and ruin someone's job getting ability because they called the police 6 times?


Those charges are not felonies so they do not have to report them for employment, however her name is on the internet so that could be a problem and a back ground check would expose the arrest.
 
2012-07-18 03:32:29 PM
Mom?
 
2012-07-18 03:33:48 PM

hammettman: Who amongest us hasn't done the very same thing?


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2012-07-18 03:34:10 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Smoky Dragon Dish: Jon iz teh kewl: what kind of beer? Yeungling yuengling Yuenglingroofiebeer??

FIFY.

FIFY.

 
2012-07-18 03:43:33 PM
Why the hell is a woman drinking beer in the first place???
 
2012-07-18 03:45:39 PM
And SHE was the one arrested???
 
2012-07-18 03:46:12 PM

WhippingBoy: Why the hell is a woman drinking beer in the first place???


Good point, it could hurt the baby. She IS barefoot and pregnant, right?
 
2012-07-18 03:47:42 PM

Whiplash!!!: Really? Arrested? Do we really need to arrest and ruin someone's job getting ability because they called the police 6 times?


You really think that someone stupid enough to call 911 6 times for beer has a job? I find it unlikely.

And, yes, she deserves to be arrested. Misuse of emergency services is not a joke. What if someone died because she tied up the last open phone line at that particular 911 call center?
 
2012-07-18 03:49:36 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: WhippingBoy: Why the hell is a woman drinking beer in the first place???

Good point, it could hurt the baby. She IS barefoot and pregnant, right?


Hurt the baby? Who cares--I won't be sticking around long enough to find out. I meant women are supposed to drink wine, or Zima, or Mojito's; she's threatening my masculinity by drinking beer.
 
2012-07-18 03:50:43 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: what kind of beer? Yeungling??


Yuengling isn't available around here.

/And that makes me sad
//Down to my last 12 pack
 
2012-07-18 03:50:55 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: WhippingBoy: Why the hell is a woman drinking beer in the first place???

Good point, it could hurt the baby. She IS barefoot and pregnant, right?


I'll drink my fancy craft beer whenever I want*, thank you very much. There's no chance of my being in that situation either, so don't even try using it as a point of contention :D



*within reason, not when driving, or when operating heavy machinery etc
 
2012-07-18 03:51:46 PM
Understandable
 
2012-07-18 03:53:05 PM
... mom?
 
2012-07-18 03:53:57 PM

ladyfortuna: I May Be Crazy But...: WhippingBoy: Why the hell is a woman drinking beer in the first place???

Good point, it could hurt the baby. She IS barefoot and pregnant, right?

I'll drink my fancy craft beer whenever I want*, thank you very much. There's no chance of my being in that situation either, so don't even try using it as a point of contention :D



*within reason, not when driving, or when operating heavy machinery etc


You, I think I like.
 
2012-07-18 03:54:51 PM

ladyfortuna: I May Be Crazy But...: WhippingBoy: Why the hell is a woman drinking beer in the first place???

Good point, it could hurt the baby. She IS barefoot and pregnant, right?

I'll drink my fancy craft beer whenever I want*, thank you very much. There's no chance of my being in that situation either, so don't even try using it as a point of contention :D



*within reason, not when driving, or when operating heavy machinery etc


... sis?
 
2012-07-18 04:19:02 PM
Woman arrested for calling 911 because her boyfriend wouldn't give her another beer

You get arrested for being cut off now? What the...
 
2012-07-18 04:28:17 PM

thelordofcheese: And SHE was the one arrested???


Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians deny beer and can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.
 
2012-07-18 04:37:51 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: WhippingBoy: Why the hell is a woman drinking beer in the first place???

Good point, it could hurt the baby. She IS barefoot and pregnant, right?


You're forgetting the biggest one. She IS in the kitchen, I mean, can't she just grab it for herself?
 
2012-07-18 04:43:33 PM
Of course it was Belleville. Of course it was.

A funny thing happens around St Louis. You're in the urban city, in the middle of the state, but then, when you cross the river, suddenly you're in *Southern* Illinois. And we all know the South pars are the redneck parts.
 
2012-07-18 04:52:33 PM

mjohnson71: Jon iz teh kewl: what kind of beer? Yeungling??

Yuengling isn't available around here.

/And that makes me sad
//Down to my last 12 pack


oh just buy a 25.4 oz fosters oil can for $1.99 already
 
2012-07-18 04:53:14 PM
Cops should have showed up and went Rodney King on his ass.
 
2012-07-18 04:55:42 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: mjohnson71: Jon iz teh kewl: what kind of beer? Yeungling??

Yuengling isn't available around here.

/And that makes me sad
//Down to my last 12 pack

oh just buy a 25.4 oz fosters oil can for $1.99 already


You know what, just because you said that, I'm going to do that on my way home from work. I'm going to get a Fosters and I'm going to sit on my patio in my bikini top and watch the rain fall down. And I had better enjoy that Fosters. You don't want to know what'll happen if I don't. And if I do enjoy it, you damn well better go to the fridge and get me another one or else you'll be going to work tomorrow telling them that you fell down the stairs, because you're clumsy and you're lazy and you're no good at housework.
 
2012-07-18 05:02:35 PM

MBooda: hammettman: Who amongest us hasn't done the very same thing?

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Get stoned?
 
2012-07-18 05:11:27 PM
At least now I know where my ex is.
 
2012-07-18 05:11:57 PM

WarszawaScream: Jon iz teh kewl: mjohnson71: Jon iz teh kewl: what kind of beer? Yeungling??

Yuengling isn't available around here.

/And that makes me sad
//Down to my last 12 pack

oh just buy a 25.4 oz fosters oil can for $1.99 already

You know what, just because you said that, I'm going to do that on my way home from work. I'm going to get a Fosters and I'm going to sit on my patio in my bikini top and watch the rain fall down. And I had better enjoy that Fosters. You don't want to know what'll happen if I don't. And if I do enjoy it, you damn well better go to the fridge and get me another one or else you'll be going to work tomorrow telling them that you fell down the stairs, because you're clumsy and you're lazy and you're no good at housework.


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yessir masta!!
 
2012-07-18 05:17:05 PM
What's her Fark handle?

/obligatory
 
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