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(Philly.com)   Some headlines just write themselves: 'Her breasts were swinging as she ran to the car'   (philly.com) divider line 129
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2012-07-18 11:51:26 AM
Aishana Clayton

You can tell by the name that its someone you don't want to see topless.
 
2012-07-18 11:52:48 AM
bra size 38 long
 
2012-07-18 11:53:22 AM
Bet she has some of those big "5 babies later" Zulu nipples.
 
2012-07-18 11:53:23 AM

Great Odins Raven: Aishana Clayton

You can tell by the name that its someone you don't want to see topless.


No, no I can't.
 
2012-07-18 11:53:54 AM
This is what it takes to keep it real in Upper Darby.
 
2012-07-18 11:54:14 AM
paygun       
 
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  2012-07-18 11:52:48 AM  
bra size 38 long


Done in 2
 
2012-07-18 11:55:04 AM
ran through the store topless after losing her shirt in a fight with guards

No problem. Just tuck them into your pants.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-18 11:58:01 AM
Hold my blaing while I open a can of wup ass on this here guard

media.philly.com

/ sort of want
// crazy is fun sometimes

the attempted murder thing is a might scary
 
2012-07-18 11:58:05 AM

BurnShrike: ran through the store topless after losing her shirt in a fight with guards

No problem. Just tuck them into your pants.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 585x438]


Why.. Why.. Why?
 
2012-07-18 12:01:03 PM
It makes me sad that some kid out there depends on this woman. Whom clearly has shown a long list of bad decisions and will take a lot to convince her otherwise.
 
2012-07-18 12:01:30 PM
Are you saying you don't want to see this?

Tits in Motion (NSFW)
 
2012-07-18 12:03:48 PM
I think the original headline "Woman Busts out of Pathmark" is more clever, Subby.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-07-18 12:04:43 PM

Vitamin Pb: Are you saying you don't want to see this?

Tits in Motion (NSFW)


/om nom nom nnom
 
2012-07-18 12:05:15 PM
Here is a simple picture of a physics lesson.

Centrifugal Force Demonstration (NSFW)
 
2012-07-18 12:05:27 PM
What breasts might look like NSFW

That's Naomi Knight, if you're wondering.
 
2012-07-18 12:05:58 PM

Great Odins Raven: Aishana Clayton

You can tell by the name that its someone you don't want to see topless.



We'd like to talk about crazy biatches and have a would you hit it thread.

/Beat it.
 
2012-07-18 12:07:07 PM
I'm at work. Easy on the NSFW posts.

/Jealous
//Bookmark? Where?
 
2012-07-18 12:08:12 PM
I challenge the musical farkers to work that into a song lyric. Bonus points if it gets airplay.
 
2012-07-18 12:08:53 PM
 
2012-07-18 12:10:16 PM

BurnShrike: ran through the store topless after losing her shirt in a fight with guards

No problem. Just tuck them into your pants.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 585x438]


AGGGGG what the hell am i LOOKING AT
 
2012-07-18 12:10:42 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-18 12:12:37 PM
Geez, as a former newspaper reporter (out of the journalism racket for almost 20 years now), I've gotta say that's a golden quote. The mind wobbles to think this copywriter missed the chance to use "her breasts were swinging" in the lede.

What the hell are J-schools teaching their students these days? Then again, you knew we'd reached end times when Sarah Palin managed to graduate from college with a degree in communications. If that isn't a sign of the apocalypse, I'm not sure what is. Heck, Jaycee Dugard only had a fifth-grade education and she could write a better book than Palin. Sarah's sentences tend to read like word salad. She even makes Dubya sound almost coherent.
 
2012-07-18 12:12:58 PM

Posh Naranek: BurnShrike: ran through the store topless after losing her shirt in a fight with guards

No problem. Just tuck them into your pants.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 585x438]

AGGGGG what the hell am i LOOKING AT


Welcome to Fark.
 
2012-07-18 12:13:12 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: I'm at work. Easy on the NSFW posts.

/Jealous
//Bookmark? Where?


It's not easy to demonstrate swinging breasts in a SFW manner. Here you go.
i1078.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-18 12:14:33 PM
Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2012-07-18 12:14:48 PM
National Geographic for further inspection?
 
2012-07-18 12:15:47 PM
i1078.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-18 12:17:18 PM
So, are the b00bs still at large, at medium or at small but still delightful?
 
2012-07-18 12:17:55 PM

Vitamin Pb: [i1078.photobucket.com image 405x500]


GOOOOAAAAALLLL!!!
 
2012-07-18 12:18:19 PM

Crewmannumber6: I challenge the musical farkers to work that into a song lyric. Bonus points if it gets airplay.


Swung her breasts
As she ran to the car
Good dancin love
But you shoulda worn a bra

/First thought
 
2012-07-18 12:18:58 PM
Another fun story from my neighborhood.
Like the old saying goes, something's always going down at 69th Street.
/subby
//slashy
 
2012-07-18 12:19:27 PM
OK, I'm pretty sure Wifey's breasts swing.

i1078.photobucket.com

Hmm, do we need to make these smaller?
/The images, not the boobs!
 
2012-07-18 12:21:02 PM

Vitamin Pb: Here is a simple picture of a physics lesson.

Centrifugal Force Demonstration (NSFW)


NSFW Multiple breasts
 
2012-07-18 12:22:01 PM
Time for that old Fark standby, the "Topless Jump Rope" video at LiveLeak (NSFW, obviously):

Link


/I don't get it; is Superintendent Chitwood delivering witness testimony about the swinging breasts in question, or merely hearsay?
 
2012-07-18 12:24:14 PM
Ah, the simple beautiful physics of swinging/bouncing breasts.


i1078.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-18 12:24:16 PM
Not a bookmark.
 
2012-07-18 12:29:19 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Vitamin Pb: Here is a simple picture of a physics lesson.

Centrifugal Force Demonstration (NSFW)

NSFW Multiple breasts


That's udderly shocking.
 
2012-07-18 12:32:19 PM

Vitamin Pb: Ah, the simple beautiful physics of swinging/bouncing breasts.


[i1078.photobucket.com image 317x222]


View image.

Save Image As...
 
2012-07-18 12:33:12 PM
More mesmerizing swinging

i1078.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-18 12:33:37 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: This is what it takes to keep it real in Upper Darby.


Keep it real? In Upper Dumpster? This shiat is just par for the course on a Wed. afternoon in UD. Now the biatch that had the decency to strip naked in the parking lot of Upper Darby High, with her kids in tow, chanting ritualistic prayers was "keeping it real" for UD. Clifton, Darby, Upper Darby, Crum Lynn, Chester, Parkside and (maybe) Brookhaven, burn them all and start over, they aren't worth saving.

/Am I the only one that thinks this girl looks like a pre-op tranny?
 
2012-07-18 12:40:19 PM

Great Odins Raven: You can tell by the name that its someone you don't want to see topless.


As Ron White said on the subject, "You've seen one pair...you wanna see 'em all."

Even when you know you'll flinch when you see them.
 
2012-07-18 12:45:20 PM
Oh a side-to-side note, why has nobody ever told me this gif existed?!

Katy Perry Elmo bouncing
 
2012-07-18 12:47:18 PM
'Her breastseses were swinging as she ran to the car'


FTFY
 
2012-07-18 12:56:12 PM
 
2012-07-18 12:57:44 PM
hmm needs more study.....
 
2012-07-18 12:57:53 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

Did this happen at Ikea?

/Start the car!
//Wooooooooo!
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-07-18 01:05:42 PM

Crewmannumber6: I challenge the musical farkers to work that into a song lyric. Bonus points if it gets airplay.


You put your right boob in,
You put your right boob out,
You put your right boob in,
And you swing it all about.

You do the nipple-pokey and you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!


NSFW
 
2012-07-18 01:09:59 PM
...and it didn't animate? Dafuq? Well, right clicky, view in new window, etc. etc.
 
2012-07-18 01:10:20 PM

Vitamin Pb: OK, I'm pretty sure Wifey's breasts swing.

[i1078.photobucket.com image 510x680]

Hmm, do we need to make these smaller?
/The images, not the boobs!


I like Wifey.
 
2012-07-18 01:11:37 PM
All these blue links in here are taunting me. WHY MUST I BE AT WORK FOR THE NEXT TEN HOURS, WHYYYYY?
 
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